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#91
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, however they never get published, and you live the rest of your life having written great books nobody else have read.
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#92
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. He wakes up, decides Earth sucks, and goes to conquer the Martians instead.
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#93
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You now get items on a regular basis, but so does everyone else. And theirs are better.
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#94
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted; your feet are now and forever numb, causing you to stumble awkwardly from now on.
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#95
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Sometimes, you aren't such a hypochondriac. Other times, you are.
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#96
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You can even understand them fluently. Aren't I so nice? However, your brain can only hold so much information, so you'd better practice them all for hours every single day, or you'll start to forget how to speak the ones you don't use.I wanted to make my sister cookies for her birthday, but I never had the time.
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#97
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted you travel back and make delicious cookies, however i just got the ability to travel back in time and eat them as soon as you look away.
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#98
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted! You have more cookies, but you can't eat them because you developed a serious allergic condition towards cookies.Too clichè?
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#99
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. The world P3-48 is now at peace.
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#100
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but it uses chat terms and grammar! You can't possibly turn in homework saying "othello was D:< and thn desdemona was teh dedz lololol" or you'll fail for sure!
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#101
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, though the process of reduction of all things in that space to atomic particles.
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#102
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but they decided to put on disguises so we cannot tell they are among us.
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#103
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Unfortunately, you don't control when or what type of magic, and quickly set everything on fire.
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#104
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. We will commence the ritual for summoning Planswalker.
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#105
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Too bad planswalker posts only gibberish.
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#106
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. In a cloud of magic they appear. Then they all leave in search of their horses.
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Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#107
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. you gain the power of reason so you can take over the world one person at a time.
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#108
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Gold coins rain from the sky everywhere.
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#109
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. But you have to dress in drag and play the bass in an all-girls band, like Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot , to receive it.
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#110
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, however soon the police knocks on your door and arrests you for slavery.
(OK, maybe a bit dramatic, but then again, nobody said it would be a good twist
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(damn, most of the wishes become twisted while I even think of them, to give a few examples: world peace - everyone dies, slightly less efficient metabolism - need to keep eating to not die, some free time - no job. Am I sick and twisted now?
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I wish to be omniscient
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#111
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You know everything and can see everything. But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Spoiler alert: You can not.
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#112
Ogre in the Playground
Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but you forgot your pants.
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For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
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The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
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Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#113
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted! How sweet and refreshing and convenient! Obesity, adult-onset diabetes, osteoporosis, and caffeine-induced insomnia also become yours in no time at all.
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#114
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted! Altough it's not your beard, so... Good luck with that!
I wish for a wish that can't be twisted, so as to bring this thread to chaos
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#115
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Your wish cannot be twisted. It can be bent, folded, and mutiliated. So watch out.
I wish the
honey badger gave a ****.
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#116
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
My wishes have the power to alter time, reshape matter into any form in existance and even raise the dead to life...but even *I* can't make the Honey Badger give a ****. Sorry =/
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#117
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
The knowledge of coffee is beyond me.
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#118
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Enjoy your extra 5 seconds, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
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#119
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but "weeks" are each 20 days long.
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#120
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. The division between fact (what we call "real life") and fiction (works of creative prose) is now no longer so much a boundary as a permeable membrane. But for me, not you. And now if you'll excuse me, I have some "fictional characters" I've been longing to meet, and some heroic quests to undertake. *shoulders pack* Be good, maybe I'll invite you next time.
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