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10-21-2012, 05:30 PM
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Your writer's block is gone and you are subsequently punched by a writer. Oops.
You know, overall life is pretty good for me at the moment, so I'm going to wish for the person above me and below me to have a really nice day today as well.
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10-22-2012, 12:55 AM
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#122
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Naturally. Both MonkeyBusiness and I have a calm and relaxing day.
I wish more selfless wishes would be made.
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10-22-2012, 04:45 AM
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#123
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, I steal your wish and use it to increase my power.
I wish for the power of not having hangovers when I have been drunk. (and still be able to drink alcohol)
@V: damn the three post rule...
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10-22-2012, 04:56 PM
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#124
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
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Granted, I steal your wish and use it to increase my power.
I wish for the power of not having hangovers when I have been drunk. (and still be able to drink alcohol)
Granted. you now get blackouts instead, blackouts where you do things you'd never even normally consider doing drunk.
I wish some of these wishes were a little easier to twist.
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10-23-2012, 10:10 AM
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#125
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, wishes will be easier to twist from now on, but the twists will be harder to think of.
I wish I had depth perception.
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10-23-2012, 10:25 AM
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#126
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You can now perceive how far below sea level you are.
I wish for all cigarettes to cease to exist.
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10-23-2012, 10:38 AM
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#127
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Now everyone smokes bananas and they STINK WORSE THAN ANYTHING.
I wish I didn't have to worry about money anymore.
10-23-2012, 10:43 AM
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#128
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Now you will work 24/7
I wish no more religious wars in the world (it was about time i wished for something altruistic)
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10-23-2012, 07:24 PM
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#129
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, each religion was given its own planet. Now all the religious wars are in space, not on the world.
I wish for a PS4 before it comes out.
10-23-2012, 07:32 PM
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#130
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, But you have no games and no backward compatibility.
I wish to be the best archer ever!
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10-23-2012, 07:59 PM
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#131
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Okay, but now nobody will let you touch a bow.
I wish for cake. Lots of it.
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10-23-2012, 08:32 PM
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#132
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, and it's all chocolate cheesecake, You have enough for everyone in the world to have a whole cake. Only problem is that you are now lactose intolerant. Such a shame. At least I've got cake though.
I wish for another Abraham Lincoln travesty movie
10-23-2012, 09:31 PM
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#133
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but God likes it so much that he rewrites reality so it's true. Also, most lactose intolerant people can handle the pretty much negligible amounts of lactose in cheesecake, and if he can't, he could just take an acidophilus.
I wish that on Wednesdays from noon until 1 pm, it would be customary to include a pun of some kind in at least every other sentence.
10-23-2012, 09:37 PM
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#134
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but they are all so BAD that after a day, no one speaks during that time.
I wish for the skills of a assassin!
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10-23-2012, 11:28 PM
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#135
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You now have the cooking ability of a randomly selected assassin!
Those are some awesome toast making skills you have now!
I wish for harmony and balance in all things.
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10-24-2012, 04:06 AM
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#136
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but as a side effect the most radical version of communism happens: nobody has anything anymore
I wish for the superpower I got in the random superpower lottery yonder in the friendly banter subforum.
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10-24-2012, 05:42 AM
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#137
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but since I didn't read the friendly banter subform, You got V-ray vision instead, which is not quite as good as X-Ray vision.
I wish for rocket powered skiing equipment.
10-24-2012, 06:18 AM
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#138
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but no launch codes or fuel comes with the rockets.
I wish for Whose Line Is It Anyway to come back on television.
10-24-2012, 10:50 AM
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#139
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Whose Line will premiere next fall on ABC. Of course Drew Crey and Wayne Brady host game shows on CBS so the new lineup will be...
Ryan Stiles's shoes. And that's it.
I wish for a new Star Trek series to premiere, but not the JJ Abrams reboot of TOS. I want a new ship, new crew, the works.
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10-24-2012, 10:57 AM
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#140
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but it's the lowest budgeted thing you've ever seen. All of the crew are puppets and the show is not intended as a parody, which leaves an awkward feeling to those watching who aren't sure what to think. Furthermore, it's been translated from a different language, so the puppets mouths don't even move with the line delivery.
I wish the show - Firefly were never canceled.
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10-25-2012, 02:19 AM
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#141
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Granted, but they only air at some obscure tibetan tv station which isn't in reach of a capper to put it on the internet or something (also, it's in tibetan)
I wish htey never canceled The Deep End (yeah, I really liked it)
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10-25-2012, 06:18 PM
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#142
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. It airs right after Firefly. You'll have plenty time to watch it before it's time to bring the yaks in.
I wish I could go to Tibet.
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10-25-2012, 08:43 PM
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#143
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You get there just in time for a bloody revolution.
I wish Monkey hadn't gone to Tibet.
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10-26-2012, 12:03 AM
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#144
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Instead, she visits me in Australia.
But I'm too tired to properly entertain and instead fall asleep in an arm chair.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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10-26-2012, 01:56 AM
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#145
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, however, now you have endless amounts of energy, enough to start trembling like some businessperson high on cocaine and cafeïne. You won't sleep for at least 77 days
I wish it was weekend allready
@V: Oh? is it thursday where you live? Here where I live it's friday allready...
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10-26-2012, 02:18 AM
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#146
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, the week now ends after Thursday afternoon.
. . .
Do I really have to twist this one? Fine, even though it tears me to pieces, the weekend now also ends Friday morning.
I wish I wasn't so busy all the time.
10-26-2012, 04:01 AM
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#147
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You are now only busy enough that you can still pop off on sundday evening down to a pub, but as soon as you get there, your break from work is over. Back to that grindstone!
I wish I coupld shapechange at will.
@V: Ewww. I just tried it. Can I take it back, Eleental?
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10-26-2012, 05:08 AM
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#148
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. But only into things you've never seen or heard of.
I wish for a glass of orange juice.
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10-26-2012, 05:58 AM
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#149
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Here you go. It is juice, and it is orange. It is made from carrots, with a little ginger thrown in for zing. Num, num!
I wish for a nice back massage.
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10-26-2012, 06:19 AM
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#150
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Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted - however the genie was a bit sleepy when he heard you so he instead tattoo'd a message onto your back. Don't worry! It's a very nice message.
I wish the oncoming hurricane would veer off in the opposite direction.
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