Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Granted, now they only make large messes in your front yard.

I wish for an unlimited supply of bacon.

[Drakeburn]

Granted, now your house is flooded with an unlimited supply of bacon.


I wish for tickets for The Hobbit!!!!

[MageOfCakes]

Granted, it turns out to be the live musical version however which no matter how hard you try you can't get out of your head.

Dancing and singing dwarves are not a pretty sight, not to mention the gyrating elves in tights. (unless you like that sort of thing)

I wish for more chocolate.

[Lentrax]

Granted. You have recieved a very large shipment of chocolate elves with gyrating hips. Tasty!

I wish I could get images of elves with gyrating hips out of my mind. (Preferably a method not using a spoon or some bleach. Or the anime Bleach.)

edit: Did my wish just get RickRolled? Well, I'll be...

[Astral Avenger]

Granted, you now cannot get anything but the image of rick astley with gyrating hips out of your head... or bathroom mirror.

I wish for magical powers that I have complete control over.

[Socratov]

granted, you have the magical power of friendship. Ofcourse that means you turn into Twilight Sparkle...

I wish to have the ability to conjure any sort of coffee out of thin air, at will, and fully controlled with impeccable quality.

[PurityIcekiller]

Granted. You can't summon cups, though, and it's hot enough to burn you.

I wish I had an army of clones.

[Akowrules]

Granted. You get an army of cloned sheep.

I wish for some cure for my morning sickness thing.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Granted, you no longer have a morning sickness thing, but you are now pregnant. Explain THAT to your family.

I wish to name Akow's child Bartleby.

[Socratov]

granted, it will be his non-official middle name

I wish for the added ability of summonning cups in addition to my coffee summonning powers

[Lentrax]

Granted. You can now summon cups as well as coffee.

However, you cannot summon them both at the same time, or at least when you can, they do not do so in the proper order. Yikes! Hot cofee!

I wish for delicous cakes and pastries.

[MageOfCakes]

Granted, but being as I'm Mage of Cakes they are so delicious that you can't eat anything else from now on.

I wish I could buy all the Pathfinder books I wanted.

[Elemental]

Granted. You are now the world's richest individual and decide to spend a small portion of your wealth purchasing a collection of Pathfinder Books.
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What? I can't be nice?


I wish people would twist wishes for the benefit of the wish maker.

[PurityIcekiller]

Granted. It comes at severe cost to the wish-granted, though, so people become reluctant to grant wishes.

I wish to go to space.

[Aurenthal]

Granted! (Now you must change your location below your avatar to "Space") But you are in your space bar in a tiny size, there is a spider coming, you should run...

I wish elemental concedes the wishes with an evil twist, not with a benefit for the wisher.

[Astral Avenger]

Um... Granted, but the granted wishes must now directly benefit the granter if their name starts with qwerta.
I wish we would receive a snowstorm tomorrow that would evenly distribute snow across a circular area with a radius of 50 miles centered at my house to a depth of 1' on all surfaces that are within 20 degrees of horizontal, with the snow lasting 100 days from tomorrow and not falling on any road, sidewalk or driveway.

[Socratov]

Granted, however, the genie misheard you and lets the snow stay for 100 years. Oops

I wish for more control of my coffee and cups conjuring ability to the point where i can in the right order, at the right timing summon an outstanding cup of coffee without any negative effects.

(I will have my cup of coffee damnit)

@V: wow, that must have been some great coffee :D

[Elemental]

Granted. You can conjure the best cup of coffee in all existence, a cup that shall grant life eternal, but only once.
However, should you partake of this coffee, you will shun all other forms of mortal food and spend the entirety of your existence searching for that cup of coffee you once had.


I wish for new speakers.

[Jzombie]

Granted. however, they are so new that you can't use them without a cable that only be invented in 2332.

I wish for 1Kg of diamonds.

[Akowrules]

Granted. However, you find out you've been duped and it's all fake or diamonds so flawed you'd have to pay someone to take them off your hands.

I wish I had a pair of really fuzzy socks for the morning.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Granted, however when you put them on you get the distinct feeling of sliding your feet into something slimy. Turns out your fuzzy socks are actually mongooses. Live mongooses. And they don't appreciate the abuse.

I wish I could come back to life like Link in legend of zelda: if I die I just go back to where I saved last.

[Lentrax]

Granted. If you die, you show up in your last save spot. Unfortunately, you have no save slot, and therefore have to redo everything with your memory wiped each time you die.

Because Life is Nintendo hard.

I wish I had the Blue Falcon.

[Socratov]

Granted, however, the fuel that is neccessary to make it run hasn't been discovered yet, so good luck with that

I wish I could make use of CHIM

@V: Cool, I can now be the Hulk :D

[Jzombie]

Granted. now you can fully use the CHIM= Colorful Hateful Identity Machine -
which make you color green, and racist.
:(

I wish that i had a tea garden!

[Akowrules]

Granted! However, for nothing to go wrong with this wish, you must give me free tea.

I wish for delicious doughnuts.

[Drakeburn]

Granted. You are given the most delicious spinach doughnuts in the whole world.


I wish for a good supply of D&D miniatures
(Seriously, this is one of my Christmas wishes)

[Aurenthal]

Granted, but they are only celestials! Now your party consists of 3 light archons

I wish the music I'm hearing never stops, it's amazing!

[Groundhog]

Granted. It doesn't stop, but it gets continually louder until it makes you go deaf.

I wish for a jetpack.

[Astral Avenger]

the jetpack emits hot gasses that will burn your legs to the bone if you try and use it.

I wish for sorcerer powers from pathfinder.

[MageOfCakes]

Granted, but your bloodline is smurf.

I wish for my PFS character was 6th level