Meteor Swarm II! Yo Dawg! I heard you like explosions!

[Crisis21]

Have you ever wanted to drop the bomb somewhere, blow something sky high, or ruin someone's day? Of course you have!

Here's the catch. Countdown from T-10 to T-0. Then, find a picture or video of an explosion, and post it if you're at T-0. Then, tell us who or what you're shooting meteors at!

Example
#1: T-10
#2: T-9
#3-10: T-0! Drop a swarm on PallElendro!

If the countdown is interrupted...
#1: T-10.
Random person: Hey guys! What's up?
#1: Start over, guys. T-10.

You saw the example. Start over.
Ready to drop the bomb?

People who got exploded

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TinyMushroom
orb_of_blood
Dinosaurs
Papa Smurf
Southern Pantheon
Northern Pantheon
Western Pantheon
Ninjaman
Internet trolls
Mixt
Dragon haters
Sparkly vampires
Linear Guild
PallElendro (TPBM)
Hextor
Armies of Evil (Blown up by the Power of ROCK!)
Rarity
Rosamund
Discord
PurityIceKiller
Crisis
Captain Obvious
Suspicious-looking arachnid
Personification of Boredom
PurityIceKiller's Head
Yotsuba
Jimmy Olsen (once for every time he gained super powers)
Dave (Former countdown mechanism supplier)
Irene
Balmas
Who (he was on first)
Mimes (zombie mimes, demon mimes, any kind of mimes...)
JaaSwb
Emperor Ing (In a Mythbusters tribute)
Mystery Shooter (Hanging out by the generators)
Rogues (Blast! Some of them made their saves)
ʇxǝʇ uʍop-ǝpısdn ʇsuıɐƃɐ sɹǝʎɐs-ʎɐN
Ninjas (Thrice, even)
rgrekejin
Edward Teach
Team VA
Anyone who didn't make it out of the first thread

Things (whatever can't count as a 'person' or a 'place') which got exploded

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All the Hate in the world
Every internet troll face that ever existed or ever shall exist
The Budget
Balmas's Bed
Math
Faulty Countdown Mechanism
Singing Countdown Mechanism
Childhood Rhymes (and the last of Ten Little Soldier Boys with it)
Popcorn (Anticlimatic, but very tasty)
Explosions (Oh, great, make them stronger why don't you...)
A Laptop
Unliscensed Dark Magic
All Automobiles Everywhere
Colour
Ill-fitting socks
Marble Cake
Natural 1s
Non-human languages
The floor
Backwards and upside-down text
capital letters
Magnets
Ranch Dressing
Crisis's Biscuits (NOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY BISCUITS!!!)
Anything that didn't make it out of the first thread

Places that got exploded

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littlekKID's high school
Hell
Elven homelands
Underdark
History Museum(?)
Hollywood
Dog Patch, USA
Angel Academy
Will's beach front property
Hell (again)
Some dam
Heaven
Cuba
Dungeons of Doom
Some Planet in the Middle of Space
The Moon
The Battleship
Duck Sauce Factory
Unknown Location
North_Ranger's Part(y) Boat
Ponies Vs. Non-Ponies thread
North_Ranger's Party Blimp
Canada
Weird side of Youtube
Jersey's Road System
Hollywood (Again)
The Neutral Planet
The Cottage
The Colosseum
The Sun (with a nuke? redundant much?)
Madagascar
The Moon (again)
The first thread

[PurityIcekiller]

I believe we're starting out at T-10. Let's make this thread explosiontastic!

[North_Ranger]

T-9. Hear hear, splendid work, jolly good. *monocle-and-top-hat clap*

[Elemental]

T-8

A most wonderful thread opening, if I do say so myself.
I admit curiosity as to what planet you accidentally broke, but I do not mind not knowing.

[Amidus Drexel]

T-7

*sets drinking glass down on rocket mechanism*

Tally-ho! Let's get these explosions going, then.

[PurityIcekiller]

T-6. We're going to have a blast here.

[Lateral]

T-5. Let's get this party rolling.

[Crisis21]

Originally Posted by Elemental

I admit curiosity as to what planet you accidentally broke, but I do not mind not knowing.

That wasn't a planet. That was just all of our broken counters held together by mutual gravity.

The mistake is completely understandable.

T-4

[Elemental]

T-3

My mistake.

[Amidus Drexel]

T-2

*Removes drinking glass from missile*

*sip*

[Cuthalion]

*Adds wine to glass* Here, this might help. T-1

[PurityIcekiller]

T-0!

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Gorm_the_DBA takes the first shot! That's what you get for messing with the final countdown!

[North_Ranger]

Ooof, that gotta hurt. Don't mess with Purity, duly noted.

T-10, acquiring new target.

[Cuthalion]

New target=Toyotas. T-9.

[Drowlord]

"And under that inverted Bowl we call T-8
Whereunder crawling coop't we live and die
Lift not thy hands to It for help- for It
Rolls on impotently as Thou or I."

[PurityIcekiller]

T-7. Oh, hey, more poems! The tradition continues.

[North_Ranger]

Missile doors, open.
Launch is imminent and near.
It's T-6.

[Amidus Drexel]

T-5

*sets drinking glass down on missile*

Ooh, poem time! I'm terrible at these!

[Elemental]

T-4

I can't ever rhyme
It's a skill I clearly lack
My shame eternal


I also can't haiku very well either.

[The_Final_Stand]

So we're sitting at T minus 3
Explosions will start to roam free
In a firey burst
Particles dispersed.
With a sound just like a KABLOOIEEE

I are gud poet.

[PurityIcekiller]

T-2. You know, the tradition is only at eight. You don't need to do all the other numbers.

[North_Ranger]

Tee as in t-shirt, with declaration of commercial brand.

Minus, stay positive when going negative.

One, time to make pretty red flower bloom.

A beat poet am I. *snap snap*

[Cuthalion]

Exploding Toyotas!

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Take that, Japanese automotive manufacturers!

[Amidus Drexel]

T-10

Acquiring targets...

*gets a new drinking glass, as my previous one was on the missile when you fired it*

*sip*

[Elemental]

T-9

I suggest we destroy the letter E.
Or, as rendered without the letter E:

I think a good thing for annihilation is a particular symbol conspicuous only by not using it.

[PurityIcekiller]

I must abort this launch. Such a plan would cost us most of our words for individual counts, which is most villainous.

[North_Ranger]

Then perhaps we should put letters on the "Do Not Bomb the Living Crap Out Of" list?

T-10.

[Amidus Drexel]

T-9

*Sets drinking glass down on missile*

Acquiring target. Aiming at calculus.

@v True, but if we destroy calculus, then I don't have to do any of my calculus work.

[Elemental]

T-8

No! I need that to show off to lower life forms!
It's the only thing intelligent species have that they don't!

@^ But we need calculus to launch the missiles!

[North_Ranger]

Um... Guys? I think we have a problem. One that just got teleported here from the Elevator thread.

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