Denial II: What Other Thread? I Never Saw Another Thread

[Socratov]

No, that wasn't me, your name attracts them.

Poster below me, j' accuse of wasting your time.

[LordDeathkeeper]

Wasting my time? Pointing out that that statement lacked an indirect subject and therefore may or may not be je t'accuse is never a waste of time.

He who ends up below my current position, however, has made grammar corrections of even less impressive odds of actually being correct!

[Amidus Drexel]

Never. Your thinking off some other person. Definately knot me.
*You're, *of, *Definitely, *not

TPBM has run away with all zero of my scarfs, and now I'm not entirely sure how to count them. Do I have negative scarfs now?

[planswalker]

No, that's absurd! Numbers don't work that way.

TPBM, however, owes me a scarf.

[Socratov]

No I don't, you one ME a scarf.

TPBM does owe me drink, however

[Kneenibble]

We did indeed agree that I'd take you out for a drink sometime -- although perhaps you forget what else we agreed to afterwards? I think I'd best remind you in private.


The person below me has been replacing my good wine with grape juice fermented behind a radiator, fooling me into thinking I had a cultured palette.

[Amidus Drexel]

What? No, I've just been stealing your wine. I don't know who's been putting grape juice behind your radiator.

TPBM has replaced all of my clothes with identical copies, except that they are one size larger.

[planswalker]

Nuh-uh! Your clothes just grew in the wash.

Why did you turn Jeremiah into a bullfrog?

[Xerinous]

I didn't. I turned him into a frogbull. All the goring ability of a bull, all the hopping ability of a gigantic frog.

Person below me, why do you keep giving me ideas for evil schemes?

[MonkeyBusiness]

Give? Clearly you have forgotten our pact. Not to worry ... I shall remind you before the end ... *smiles*

The person below me let the cat out of the bag.


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[Amidus Drexel]

You would too; it was making an awful scratching noise. That's okay, I left it in the box to think.

TPBM broke my lampshade, and I can't seem to hang it anywhere now.

[planswalker]

Why don't we just hang a lampshade on this and not deal with the issue?

TPBM is a vampire!

[Socratov]

Hey! the fact that I only become active at night does not make me a vampire... I could just be a werewolf, gamer or party goer...

dear person below me, be honest do you visit 9gag? (I wont hurt you if you do, honest!)

[Wookieetank]

I know not of these twisted things you speak of.


TPBM ate my SPAM. How could you!? I needed that for this comedy sketch I was going to do.

[Tectonic Robot]

What

What

I'm a pony-robot we don't eat SPAM nosiree >_> <_<

TPBM, however, is a voracious carnivore, and obviously wouldn't experiment with alternate sources of nutrition. He (or she!) is the culprit!

[planswalker]

Hey, now! Be fair. I do indeed experiment around with other nutrition sources. Tofu goes great with a side of veal.

TPBM is a three-armed goblin.

[MonkeyBusiness]

I have three of something. But not arms.

The person below me does not bear arms.

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[Lothorn]

No, I just arm bears.

TPBM does bear arms.

[Socratov]

well, as far as a load, bearing on my torso, I do bear arms (as in the fleshy waving around kind), however, no specifically designed weapons or bear anatomy present.

TPBM would love to have the arms of a bear

[planswalker]

No I wouldn't! That'd be far too awesome and scary... and cool! I uh-

oh, forget it, I can't deny that would be cool!


TPBM is going to disagree with me.

[Wookieetank]

Nope, no disagreement here. Bear arms are awesome.


TPBM wields the arm of a bear as an armament!

Edit @ V: Always nice to know that I'm not the only one I can amuse.

[MonkeyBusiness]

Originally Posted by Wookieetank

Nope, no disagreement here.

That made me laugh.

TPBM wields the arm of a bear as an armament!

No, I do not wield the arm of a bear. That would be disgusting. I do not scruple, however, to raid the bear's stockpile of armaments and ammo. I am certain it will not surprise you to learn (if you are not already fully aware) that bears are survivalists. They hide supplies in depots out in the mountains. Look for caves, or buried shipping containers.
Make sure no raccoons follow you.

TPBM is currently negotiating a treaty with raccoons.

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[Tectonic Robot]

Pfffttt, I wish. Raccoons are awesome, yo.

TPBM hates all things that are furry. >.o

[Kneenibble]

With impassioned bile; but I was born without most capabilities, and cuddling is my useless body's only expression of violence. What really makes me bubble with rage is the way furry things seem to like my attempts to destroy them.


The person below me refilled my toothpaste with bacon grease. I don't know whether to slap you or thank you.

[planswalker]

As much as I'd like to take credit, you did it yourself last night while high on the awesomeness that is this forum.

TPBM is human.

[dancing_shadows]

That is absurd! why, the very notion that i might be even somewhat similar to those glorified apes insults me. Hmph.

TPBM is considering eating their shoes.

[Amidus Drexel]

Nah, that was before I ate them.

TPBM put bacon-flavoring on my shoes.

[Socratov]

Nope, that not was not me...

TPBM is confused about whether the former sentence is a double or triple negative

[planswalker]

Of course not. That'd require your statement to be a complete sentence. You see, your first "not" is completely irrelevant and nonsensical and removes meaning from the words following it, meaning you did not clearly express a complete thought, ergo, not a sentence.

You're that one guy in a crowd at the theater that will boo the movie when everyone else is standing up clapping, aren't you?

[Wookieetank]

No booing here. Or clapping for that matter. It seems silly to direct praise or displeasure at an inanimate object.


TPBM is an awakend inanimate object. You poor poor thing