A bit hurt, Blunt spoke around Candles. "I'm afraid not. While there are some metal parts in me, the majority of me is pony flesh. Whether that's better or worse is up to you. Now can we get on with the ponies, saving thereof?"
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
In a field in the middle of of nowhere in particular, a shimmering form warped into existence in the air. A colt, almost a stallion, solidified and toppled into the grass. Laying by his side was a black case, and on his horn was an odd device. His cutie mark, cyan on a caramel-colored coat, was a triad of half notes. Around his neck was a necklace that had a single note, the same color as his cutie mark, on it.
"Ow. That sort of hurt."
He stands up.
"Where am I?"
(Would the middle of nowhere in particular happen to be by an abanonded asylum? ^^)
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"Oh dear...Help? Whatever is going on?"
(Where is friend gray-pony?)
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Originally Posted by Balmas
"Well," said the purple giant, scratching an itch behind his right ear, "My name is Blunt Trauma. The fear could probably be blamed on two things; first, as a patchwork creation of science, I'm not the prettiest face. Then there's the fact of my creator-slash-employer; as your companion has noted, he's a rather respected and feared name in the bombs manufacture industry.
Lately though, he's come to his senses somewhat and is beginning to save ponies. Which brings me to why I'm here; we heard there were some ponies in need of help, and wanted to offer a hand."
Candles *Blinkblinks*. "So... you aren't here to... huh. Well, uh... huh." He seems a bit at a loss for words! Sera, on the other hoof... "Oh oh oh this is great! See, Candles? Totally made the best decision~"
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Athena: with Terra, currently KO'd from overuse of magic
Blunt: Asylum with Candles, Sera, and Thinking Cap
Dive Bomb: Back at the lair, doing SCIENCE!))
Blunt smirked at the pony next to the six winged pegasus. Hmm. I'll have to ask about those wings, he thought momentarily. "No, I've no intention to kill, hurt, destroy, maim, bomb, or otherwise wound anypony. Not without a darn good reason."
He gestured around them at the dark, dusty hospital. "Is there anypony here besides you three? "
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Err I think there's a filly hiding and being threatened by a weird pony in a strait-jacket over there? I'm not the only one seeing this right? Thinking Cap points to where Terra is hiding, or just a random overturned desk.
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((Well, most of the neutral-heroic types are clustered in an abandoned asylum. In another spot, Terra is being harrased by Charnel and whatever Thubby is, with an unconscious Athena nearby. No clue about Boffinspark and Silent night, thought odds are they're trying to kill each other.))
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
*silent night's former body is standing nearby*
*hands hankie*
there, there.
*the broken mass flops unceremoniously on the ground*
why is such a thing as you alone?
...........
...........
...........
"silents old body lights on fire, burns to a crisp"
My daddy always told me that if his soul was not in his body, but it was still moving, to use my special fire and distroy the soul making it move. It worked! Yay!
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The shadows shift.
Spoiler
Would you like to know a secret?
Perhaps why no-one likes you?
My treat.
B-but my daddy and my aunty likes me! And hey, I have friends too! Miss Golden Dawn and Hermitic Order are nice to me!
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*is spontaneously in personal space, pressed face to face*
ooooo, help is what i do best!
but you see, fleshling, it comes at a price
*poofs contract into being*
simply sign on the dotted line, and no one will ever hurt you again
"Meanwhile, while stepping over rubble"
You know what, perhapes that "pretending to be a magical creature" bit might become useful. Ooh, ghoulscout recrutment! Magnificent! Now, to find the nearest orphanage.....wait, I own one! Hah! Now I just need to get my ponies rolling and start visting the areas Boffenspark has obliterated, tell them who did it and why, and with a little talking and with a simple contract.....
Oh, this is going to be just perfect.
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Former avatar, had it since I started realy posting here.
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Originally Posted by Tychris1
Pokonic look what you have done! You fool, you`ve doomed us all!
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Originally Posted by Doorhandle
Oh Pokonic, never change. And never become my D.M.
(ok, i have the odd circumstance of my primary OC sharing my name. (this is Thubby) he/I is/am currently wherever terra, is offering a faustian bargain because s/he's apparently hurt.
the unnamed character in deep sky blue (am taking recomendations) is another eldritch creature inhabiting silent night's old body, and he's near charnel just being friendly)
(also, i hinted (perhaps too subtley) that the thing in the asylum wasn't Thubby's doing)
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"silents old body lights on fire, burns to a crisp"
My daddy always told me that if his soul was not in his body, but it was still moving, to use my special fire and distroy the soul making it move. It worked! Yay!
*tree hits charnel at about mach 7*
that wasn't very nice...
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i shared with you..
*drops large rock on her*
sure it was old,
*lift rock, then drops again*
and not very fun...
*removes rock and walks over to charnel* but it was mine
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Are you sure?
Hmm. Well, don't say I didn't offer.
The shadows, perhaps a little anti-climactically grow still and normal and quiet again.
W-wait, if you have something to say-
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*tree hits charnel at about mach 7*
that wasn't very nice...
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i shared with you..
*drops large rock on her*
sure it was old,
*lift rock, then drops again*
and not very fun...
*removes rock and walks over to charnel* but it was mine
crunch.
Crunch.
Crunch-splat.
..............
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There is no method in your maddness. I shall eat your insolent speck of a life-spark, you worthless cultist.
.
"meanwhile"
Oh sweet me, I think something horrible is happening.
Oh, hush, it's probably nothing.
No, realy, I think it has to do with Charnel.
Hmm.....like what?
Remember that one time-
With the Nightmare spark?
....No, when she got aged up and nearly took over the world.
Oh. That. Good thing this house is wholy meat now, or we might be in trouble.
......Were's that darn mouse, anyway?
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Spoiler
Former avatar, had it since I started realy posting here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tychris1
Pokonic look what you have done! You fool, you`ve doomed us all!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doorhandle
Oh Pokonic, never change. And never become my D.M.
Err I think there's a filly hiding and being threatened by a weird pony in a strait-jacket over there? I'm not the only one seeing this right? Thinking Cap points to where Terra is hiding, or just a random overturned desk.
Blunt turned, and a look told him all he needed to know: Athena on the ground, unconscious; another filly being pounded into the ground by some demonic creature, while another cowered. He darted off, knuckling along on the dirt till he was outside the hospital.
"You really shouldn't do that," he said to the creature wielding the rock, as he gathered the blue filly into his arms and made for the red one. "People could get hurt." There was a clear hint of anger in his voice.
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
There is no method in your maddness. I shall eat your insolent speck of a life-spark, you worthless cultist.
.
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Originally Posted by Balmas
Blunt turned, and a look told him all he needed to know: Athena on the ground, unconscious; another filly being pounded into the ground by some demonic creature, while another cowered. He darted off, knuckling along on the dirt till he was outside the hospital.
"You really shouldn't do that," he said to the creature wielding the rock, as he gathered the blue filly into his arms and made for the red one. "People could get hurt." There was a clear hint of anger in his voice.
*single eye turns from charnel*
and what do i care for "people"?
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*single eye turns from charnel*
and what do i care for "people"?
Blunt smiled at the single eye turned towards him. "See," he chuckled, "I'm not talking about anything you could do." He smirked at him under lowered brows. "People could get hurt."
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Athena: with Terra, currently KO'd from overuse of magic
Blunt: Asylum with Candles, Sera, and Thinking Cap
Dive Bomb: Back at the lair, doing SCIENCE!))
Blunt smirked at the pony next to the six winged pegasus. Hmm. I'll have to ask about those wings, he thought momentarily. "No, I've no intention to kill, hurt, destroy, maim, bomb, or otherwise wound anypony. Not without a darn good reason."
He gestured around them at the dark, dusty hospital. "Is there anypony here besides you three? "
"Not that I've seen!" ^_^
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Originally Posted by Balmas
Blunt turned, and a look told him all he needed to know: Athena on the ground, unconscious; another filly being pounded into the ground by some demonic creature, while another cowered. He darted off, knuckling along on the dirt till he was outside the hospital.
"You really shouldn't do that," he said to the creature wielding the rock, as he gathered the blue filly into his arms and made for the red one. "People could get hurt." There was a clear hint of anger in his voice.
"What the heck? Where did they come from!?"
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Originally Posted by Balmas
Blunt smiled at the single eye turned towards him. "See," he chuckled, "I'm not talking about anything you could do." He smirked at him under lowered brows. "People could get hurt."
"Shibbles, Sera, little help?" "Right, um, sure!"
The seraphim closes her eyes and mutters something, her hooves clasped together... and suddenly, all six of her wings spread out from her body, glowing faintly yellow! "Angelic Magic Technique... Feather Storm!" The air is suddenly obscured with thousands of whispy little feathers! Any poor, defenseless looking fillies will find themselves quickly sweeped up in the confusion!
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Yeah! Go get em big guy! Thinking Cap cheers from a safe distance away.
Candles grabs Thinking Cap by the hoof and attempts to lead him to where he remembered the exit was before OH CELESTIA FEATHERS EVERYWHERE
He also grabs any gray stallions just hanging around! >->
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"Hole in the universe deepens, fire begins to lick at whats left of the roof"
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"Not that I've seen!" ^_^
"What the heck? Where did they come from!?"
"Shibbles, Sera, little help?" "Right, um, sure!"
The seraphim closes her eyes and mutters something, her hooves clasped together... and suddenly, all six of her wings spread out from her body, glowing faintly yellow! "Angelic Magic Technique... Feather Storm!" The air is suddenly obscured with thousands of whispy little feathers! Any poor, defenseless looking fillies will find themselves quickly sweeped up in the confusion!
Candles grabs Thinking Cap by the hoof and attempts to lead him to where he remembered the exit was before OH CELESTIA FEATHERS EVERYWHERE
He also grabs any gray stallions just hanging around! >->
"Suddenly, the feathers are sucked into the burning black-ish whole in the center of the room. A few seconds later, a massive cloud of burning ash is released"
Seraphim! Assist me in the binding of the foul one and I will let your error of not prostrating yourself before me pass!
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Former avatar, had it since I started realy posting here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tychris1
Pokonic look what you have done! You fool, you`ve doomed us all!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doorhandle
Oh Pokonic, never change. And never become my D.M.
"Hole in the universe deepens, fire begins to lick at whats left of the roof"
"Suddenly, the feathers are sucked into the burning black-ish whole in the center of the room. A few seconds later, a massive cloud of burning ash is released"
Seraphim! Assist me in the binding of the foul one and I will let your error of not prostrating yourself before me pass!
O~O
"C-Candles? Candles, where are you!?"
*Candles drops people off and makes with the returnings! But will he come back in time?*
"W-who the hay are you?"
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Blunt coughed a bit, having inhaled a bit of down in the burst of yellow feathers. "Brilliant," he muttered, "Just brilliant." He turned to address the swirling void in front of him. "And what are you supposed to be?" he said lazily. "Another physical god? A warped eldritch being? One of my master's old science projects gone wrong? You'd be surprised how often I have to deal with those."
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
"Hole in the universe deepens, fire begins to lick at whats left of the roof"
"Suddenly, the feathers are sucked into the burning black-ish whole in the center of the room. A few seconds later, a massive cloud of burning ash is released"
Seraphim! Assist me in the binding of the foul one and I will let your error of not prostrating yourself before me pass!
*both eyes snap back to center*
"hole in the universe"?
*cackles*
little girl, where do you think i came from?
*wolf whistles*
*horde of eyes open in the void*
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Anyway, I am your new lord, angel. Go against my will, and I will pluck you myself and present you to Cerbarus as a gift!
....She's everything I ever wanted, and so much more!
"The darkness dissapates for a moment, but is recreated in a piller of black fire that heats the entire room"
HAH! Pink-tainted beasts and corrupted elements of Harmony! Have you seen Canterlot or Manehatten lately!
Be still, imp! I shall warn you to die softly only once!
i end realities, girl, what are cities to me?
*notices flesh beginning to smoke and laughs*
you want to fight me? ok, it's been too long anyway
*opens glowing portals everywhere, poisoning the area with pinkamena radiation.
*gummies surreptitiously kidnap silent night*
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come get me
*spontaneously animated turnips and rocks being ducking for cover*
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ARRRGH burning ash everywhere! Thinking Cap flails around preventing Candles from getting close to him by accident.
Who is talking anyways? And what smells like cupcakes? Thinking Cap has got his eyes closed as he stumbles around accidently bumping one of the abominations into Charnel's reality hole
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i end realities, girl, what are cities to me?
*notices flesh beginning to smoke and laughs*
you want to fight me? ok, it's been too long anyway
*opens glowing portals everywhere, poisoning the area with pinkamena radiation.
*gummies surreptitiously kidnap silent night*
Spoiler
come get me
*spontaneously animated turnips and rocks being ducking for cover*
"The upper floors begin to drip semi-molten iron drops as the black fire piller ravages it, causing at least a few to land on thubbies location"
I will end you, foolish cultist! The sound of the pink one's essance screaming in my blaze brings me joy your loathsome mind could not fathom without a dictionary!
"meanwhile"
Ahh, it's been a long while since I had the opportunity to, well, eat like that. Got any more of those...what did you call them, gummies? Yes, they are quite difficult to get down, but whatever there essance was made of, it was quite good.
I mean, what did you expect for me to do with beasts of shadow, green pony who's name I cannot remember? A being like mine need a extra supplement of shadow-stuff in there diet now and then. Keeps the animation smooth.
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ARRRGH burning ash everywhere! Thinking Cap flails around preventing Candles from getting close to him by accident.
Who is talking anyways? And what smells like cupcakes? Thinking Cap has got his eyes closed as he stumbles around accidently bumping one of the abominations into Charnel's reality hole
Who just stepped in me again!
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Spoiler
Former avatar, had it since I started realy posting here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tychris1
Pokonic look what you have done! You fool, you`ve doomed us all!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doorhandle
Oh Pokonic, never change. And never become my D.M.
Blunt regarded the eldritch abominations that surrounded him, and the portal of doom. There was little either could do to hurt him, but he wasn't here to fight--not unless absolutely necessary. He turned, picking up the little blue filly and walked calmly to the ladder. Turning once more, he spoke to the assembled ponies--to Candle, Sera, and Thinking Cap. "Come with me if you want to live." Without checking to see if they would follow, he started climbing the ladder to the zeppelin above.
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