Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

I arrived home to find a bouncing puppy in the common room getting lots of love. Runaway, probably. Big dog. Doberman mix? Very thin, and no collar, but VERY well groomed, most gorgeous shiny coat EVER. We're keeping him for at least tonight, hopefully more? We call him Henry.

He's soooooo friendly. We're so good at this, within like an hour of him showing up at our door, we got him water, a bone, dog food... Not sure exactly where he's sleeping tonight, but I'm sure we'll find a place.

But there's nothing so happy-making as walking up the stairs after a long day to the front door, and pass someone who says "Oh there's a puppy in Gardner now. Common room. Go"
So.
Like.
AAAEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Dimonite]

Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll

I arrived home to find a bouncing puppy in the common room getting lots of love. Runaway, probably. Big dog. Doberman mix? Very thin, and no collar, but VERY well groomed, most gorgeous shiny coat EVER. We're keeping him for at least tonight, hopefully more? We call him Henry.

He's soooooo friendly. We're so good at this, within like an hour of him showing up at our door, we got him water, a bone, dog food... Not sure exactly where he's sleeping tonight, but I'm sure we'll find a place.

But there's nothing so happy-making as walking up the stairs after a long day to the front door, and pass someone who says "Oh there's a puppy in Gardner now. Common room. Go"
So.
Like.
AAAEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! OMGPUPPYSQUEEEE!

*ahem*

*in most manly voice*:
"Oh, you found a dog? cool."

[Qwertystop]

Originally Posted by Heliomance

Holy wall of text Batman! More line breaks, man!

Fixed that, they didn't translate from Word for some reason.

[Mutant Sheep]

Originally Posted by Mynxae

And this, young girls and boys, is how LaLaSheep is possible!

ION: Going to Ele's house today. But sadly, le boyfriend had to leave at 9am :/ Got lots of kisses before he left though

Bu.. she's like, 20 or something. OOOOOLD. OOOOOOOLD CAnAdiAns.

ELEEEE! /got dropped from WOW BG and is all bored now, but no wanna homework

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

He's just a dude in town. Got drunk in winter, passed out outside, lost a hand and replaced it with a hook. Literally did the same thing the next night. Now has two hooks.

... I'm gonna pretend he's a Canadian with a 'logging accident'.

[Dimonite]

Hey, Freak-Fleece! You should get on chat, you woolly reprobate!

[LaZodiac]

Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep

Bu.. she's like, 20 or something. OOOOOLD. OOOOOOOLD CAnAdiAns.

ELEEEE! /got dropped from WOW BG and is all bored now, but no wanna homework

... I'm gonna pretend he's a Canadian with a 'logging accident'.

Hey, 20 isn't that old. Young fry!

[araveugnitsuga]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

Hey, 20 isn't that old. Young fry!

Well, it is in terms of romance for a 14 year old...

[Dimonite]

Originally Posted by araveugnitsuga

Well, it is in terms of romance for a 14 year old...

Oh, the woolly one is at least 15. Almost 16, I think.

[araveugnitsuga]

Originally Posted by Dimonite

Oh, the woolly one is at least 15. Almost 16, I think.

They grow so fast, almost two years at a time.

[Coidzor]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

He's just a dude in town. Got drunk in winter, passed out outside, lost a hand and replaced it with a hook. Literally did the same thing the next night. Now has two hooks.

Well. Um. That's just awkward. :/

In other news it took me until just now to realize that those bags of flavored rice in the supermarket are just rice and some bouillon.

Then I sauteed up half an onion and three mushrooms and made like, 4 bowls worth of beefy rice and mixed it all together. Om nom nom.

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

Hey, 20 isn't that old. Young fry!

Don't worry Zodi. You'll always be a whippersnapper to me.

Pretty sure you were looking for "small fry" there though.

[LaZodiac]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Well. Um. That's just awkward. :/

In other news it took me until just now to realize that those bags of flavored rice in the supermarket are just rice and some bouillon.

Then I sauteed up half an onion and three mushrooms and made like, 4 bowls worth of beefy rice and mixed it all together. Om nom nom.

Don't worry Zodi. You'll always be a whippersnapper to me.

Pretty sure you were looking for "small fry" there though.

This was a cautionary taaaale. (a boom box is a not a toooy)

Nom rice. I've recently started liking rice, we don't have it enough.

Heh, thanks. And yha, probably

[Tragic_Comedian]

Originally Posted by Kneenibble

New ship: Tragic Comedian dressed in a Hooters-esque miniskirt and tank top, serving MoonCat his customer in her long coat putting a five pound note in his cleavage.
"Just the tip, my little Tragedy."

Well, that's cool.

Originally Posted by MoonCat

You're actually a comedian?

I'm actually a folk singer, but I tell a lot of jokes in my act between songs. Jokes, funny stories, stories about the songs.

[LaZodiac]

Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian

Well, that's cool.


I'm actually a folk singer, but I tell a lot of jokes in my act between songs. Jokes, funny stories, stories about the songs.

Trag, one day I hope you're the next Billy Ray Cyrus. Because you'd probably make a good one of those.

[Coidzor]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

This was a cautionary taaaale. (a boom box is a not a toooy)

Nom rice. I've recently started liking rice, we don't have it enough.

Heh, thanks. And yha, probably

Well, Zodi, rice is the sort of thing you're supposed to get in a huge sack every few weeks to months depending upon the size of the sack and frequency of rice consumption. It's also so easy to cook that SMBC Theater can teach you how to do it in their spinoff Hand 2 Mouth: When All You Can Afford Is The Internet. You should go watch them. All of them. And then put a dent in SMBC Theater if you haven't already.

Also you're semi-welcome.

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

Trag, one day I hope you're the next Billy Ray Cyrus. Because you'd probably make a good one of those.

Honestly I'm not clear on what one of those is.

I remember a very Canadian folk singer from Kate Beaton comics though. Name was on the tip of my tongue until I had to type it out.

Originally Posted by Kneenibble

New ship: Tragic Comedian dressed in a Hooters-esque miniskirt and tank top, serving MoonCat his customer in her long coat putting a five pound note in his cleavage.
"Just the tip, my little Tragedy."

...
...
...

Oh myyy~

[Rawhide]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Well, Zodi, rice is the sort of thing you're supposed to get in a huge sack every few weeks to months depending upon the size of the sack and frequency of rice consumption. It's also so easy to cook that SMBC Theater can teach you how to do it in their spinoff Hand 2 Mouth: When All You Can Afford Is The Internet. You should go watch them. All of them. And then put a dent in SMBC Theater if you haven't already.

Also, it now comes in microwave packs. Put in, heat, serve. Simple.

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Honestly I'm not clear on what one of those is.

I remember a very Canadian folk singer from Kate Beaton comics though. Name was on the tip of my tongue until I had to type it out.

Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Elemental]

Originally Posted by Mynxae

ION: Going to Ele's house today. But sadly, le boyfriend had to leave at 9am :/ Got lots of kisses before he left though

You said you'd be here around eleven or twelve. It's twelve twenty. You're late.
*prepares boiling oil to pour on you from atop the battlements*
*remembers I don't live in a castle*
Damn...

Anyway... Stop shipping real people! It's not nice.


And as for the Canadian folk singer... I have "Hark! A Vagrant!" bookmarked. Let me go check...

Edit: Stompin' Tom Conners is the name you're looking for.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Honestly I'm not clear on what one of those is.

I remember a very Canadian folk singer from Kate Beaton comics though. Name was on the tip of my tongue until I had to type it out.

Billy Ray Cyrus isn't a folk singer, which may have contributed to your confusion. He is most famous for his rendition of Achey Breaky Heart and being Miley Cyrus's daddy. I'm not so sure I'd make a good one of those, LaLa, but thank you for the compliment and well wishing.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Originally Posted by Elemental

And as for the Canadian folk singer... I have "Hark! A Vagrant!" bookmarked. Let me go check...

Edit: Stompin' Tom Conners is the name you're looking for.

Stan Rogers is also mentioned in Hark! A Vagrant!.

If Gordon Lightfoot isn't mentioned, he certainly should be!

[Tragic_Comedian]

Stan Rogers is fantastic. Lightfoot's a good songwriter, too.

[Mutant Sheep]

Originally Posted by Dimonite

Oh, the woolly one is at least 15. Almost 16, I think.

Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian

Billy Ray Cyrus isn't a folk singer, which may have contributed to your confusion. He is most famous for his rendition of Achey Breaky Heart and being Miley Cyrus's daddy. I'm not so sure I'd make a good one of those, LaLa, but thank you for the compliment and well wishing.

I knowed i knew that name. He wasn't half bad in tha show. Definitely better than... everything and everyone else. Was bad show, when your waiting fr P&F.

[Elemental]

Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll

Stan Rogers is also mentioned in Hark! A Vagrant!.

If Gordon Lightfoot isn't mentioned, he certainly should be!

My apologies. I'm not an expert on Canadian country singers.

[Mynxae]

Originally Posted by Elemental

You said you'd be here around eleven or twelve. It's twelve twenty. You're late.
*prepares boiling oil to pour on you from atop the battlements*
*remembers I don't live in a castle*
Damn...

Anyway... Stop shipping real people! It's not nice.


And as for the Canadian folk singer... I have "Hark! A Vagrant!" bookmarked. Let me go check...

Edit: Stompin' Tom Conners is the name you're looking for.

Derp. I thought I said afternoon or something. Sorry!

I just need'a do the dishes, which may take a while.. Well, the thing that'll take a while is getting the motivation to do it.

@Shipping, I could ship you with someone Ele. But then it'd be off with my head.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Originally Posted by Elemental

My apologies. I'm not an expert on Canadian country singers.

That's ok, that's why I'm here.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Originally Posted by Elemental

My apologies. I'm not an expert on Canadian country singers.

Folk singers.

[Rawhide]

Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian

Folk singers.

There's a lot of folks who will sing country, but not a lot of countries which will sing folk.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Freak-Fleece is 15 and won't be 16 for a while as I understand it.

[LaZodiac]

And in three months I'm going to become 21.

[Elemental]

Originally Posted by Mynxae

Derp. I thought I said afternoon or something. Sorry!

I just need'a do the dishes, which may take a while.. Well, the thing that'll take a while is getting the motivation to do it.

@Shipping, I could ship you with someone Ele. But then it'd be off with my head.

That's alright. I'm perfectly fine with waiting.
And here's your motivation to do the dishes: It's delaying you from getting here.

[Mynxae]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

And in three months I'm going to become 21.

Gosh, my boyfriend is your age. See, not that old!

Originally Posted by Elemental

That's alright. I'm perfectly fine with waiting.
And here's your motivation to do the dishes: It's delaying you from getting here.

Very true...

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

And in three months I'm going to become 21.

I'd tell you to go celebrate, but you can already do that in Canada.