Guilty or Not Guilty

[Amidus Drexel]

Not guilty (at least, I don't think I'm guilty. I'm not entirely sure of what I have been accused of.) at all!

TPBM has more pairs of shoes than they have friends. Guilty?

[Zarae]

not guilty. even tho I am female, I have 5 pair maybe (flip flops, every day shoes, snow boots, 2 different types of moccasins)

you own a large selection of clothing, more than the average person

[Balmas]

No, I'd say I'm fairly average.


Sir, you stand charged of wasting time when you should be doing work! How do you plead?

[North_Ranger]

Not guilty, as I am on prolonged sick leave.

Prisoner Number 2746 Gamma Pineapple, you stand accused of disturbing the peace by always giving out links to Cracked or TvTropes, thus negating millions of hours of productive labor. How do you plead?

[Hbgplayer]

Not Guilty, even though I doubt you're talking to me.

You that do reside below me have been charged with the capital crime of being a Dodgers Fan. How do you plead?
@V: ...Almost as bad... but not quite.

[Lord_Gareth]

Not guilty. Who are the Dodgers?

Poster Below Me, you stand accused of violating the rules of polite debate either through ignorance or deliberate malice! How do you plead?

[Amidus Drexel]

I'll give you a hint. It was most definitely not a matter of ignorance. (although not frequently. I rather enjoy reasonable debate. I just also happen to enjoy being malicious. )

TPBM is (possibly) guilty of over-using parentheses, much like I do.

[Zarae]

half guilty, on another board I do, but not on this one as much

you still watch kiddie cartoons, unashamedly

[Cuthalion]

Not Guilty. They aren't strictly kiddie cartoons.

Does the person below me plead guilty or not guilty of the most tragic error ever of being a Giants fan? For I deem the sentence for that would be life in prison with a TV going on constantly showing Dodgers wins.

[Hbgplayer]

I plead not guilty for it is clearly not an error to be a Giants fan. Besides, who beat who for the NL West by 8 games???

You have been charged with the most heinous crime of disliking Puppies! For such treachery, you shall have your face licked by 10 puppies 24/7 for two years!

[Socratov]

not guilty, ofcourse I love puppies, what absolute coldhearted utter bastard wouldn't love the cutest thing this world can give?

The poster below me is gong to have a tough weekend ahead for his liver.

[Balmas]

Not Guilty, your honor; as a Mormon, I've never touched alcohol, and don't intend to.

Person Below Me, you stand accused of posting in the Count to 50 thread as a Non-pony. How do you plead?

[Elemental]

Duh! I'm a traitor to everyone!

You stand accused of the foul crime of eternal loyalty. How do you plead?

[PurityIcekiller]

Guilty or Not Guilty. It depends. Loyalty to what?

Now, you pushed the captain down the hold. Guilty or not guilty?

[Socratov]

Captain? what Captain? I maintain plausible deniability and thus plead non-guilty

It is you! *points*

[Cuthalion]

Not Guilty, your Honor. That was Frank.

You are accused of mentally murdering five thousand pony souls. How do you plead?

[Watcher]

Not guilty! I physically killed five thousand ponies and left their souls alone! I mean, uh. Heh.

TPBM, you stole my terrible drawing and put it in a place where other people would find it! *sits on the floor* I don't like when people see my drawings.

[Amidus Drexel]

I don't think so... I'll go with not guilty. I would know, cause I can't draw worth crap.

TPBM is guilty of being a really good artist.

[Balmas]

Objection, your honor! As an opinion statement, this question cannot be truly verified in a court of law.

And not guilty; I rarely surpass Mediocre.


Guilty or Not Guilty: You are in college!

[Socratov]

Guilty.

As.

Charged...



TPBM is not in college

[KazilDarkeye]

Not guilty: I am in my 3rd year of a 4-year course at the local university.

TPBM stands accused of the act of owning a cat at some point in their life. How do you plead?

[Hbgplayer]

Not Guilty! The only nefarious schemer alowed in my home is myself!

You! How do you plead to playing with legos in your adulthood?

[Zarae]

totally guilty!!!

below- convicted of having a guilty pleasure (I think that's what they're called) that embarrasses you

[Korias]

GUILTY, but you're not finding out what it is.

The person below me stands accused of preferring V to Roy.

[Amidus Drexel]

I dunno, both are pretty cool. I think I'd like to wait a few more comics before I make any decision on that...

TPBM is guilty of having jeans with extra (unnecessary) holes in them, possibly by the knees.

@v ...That would make that a yes... I never specified that the jeans were purchased that way.

[North_Ranger]

Not guilty, your honour. The only holes I've had in my jeans have been the result of constant use, not fashion statements.

TPBM is hereby accused of possession of replica weaponry. How do you plead?

[Zarae]

hahaha guilty!

below- cant cook very well

[Amridell]

Guilty-

When I'm trying to cook, I end up burning things.

You hath been accused of singing in the shower! How do you plead?

[Balmas]

Guilty, your honor. How can I resist the acoustics of ought-to-be-tile?

Sir, you stand accused of spending an unhealthy amount of time on this server. How do you plead?

[Woodzyowl]

Guilty. Of course, if I had anything more exciting to do, I would.

You there! You are accused of being the one who makes my life so monotonous! How do you plead?