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I can't just give up character stuff. You can find plenty of ways other then my secret way without prying into my secret knowledge box.
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I can't just give up character stuff. You can find plenty of ways other then my secret way without prying into my secret knowledge box.
Don't mean to pry, but when you start dropping bread crumbs it's only natural for people to ask what kinda bread you're dropping crumbs from. So if you want to eat your bread undisturbed the lesson is not to drop the crumbs least you attract other animals from the thicket.
Well what if one is just dropping specific crumbs because the want everyone to see the crust without the seeds on it when there are only seeds on the top side of the crust.
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Well what if one is just dropping specific crumbs because the want everyone to see the crust without the seeds on it when there are only seeds on the top side of the crust.
In which case you may as well say that it's a poppy-bun.
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Or if you don't want us to think poppy-bun say that it's a hazelnut croissant with delectable filling. Certainly more effective at misdirection then snapping "My crumbs" when people ask.
What kind of reactions would your characters have to finding a Religion hiding in your people?
I plan on having my population worship me (in their own Far-Realmian way) then starting up lots of different religions, with their own bonuses and such in pretty much every country (PC and NPC)
I don't mind telling you all because it's only 1 of my [Redacted] ways of getting Divinity.
That and I'm the primary maker of the fastest vehicles for carting your troops around so...
Oh, I don't mind selling to any of you all, but I can only fill a certain amount every day (though that is increased with a Fast-Time Demiplane) so I put priority on Allies-Friendly-Neutral-Threats and don't sell to any Enemies.
haha, you'll need my vehicles if you want to invade my place anyway, It's an island just off the coast and I sell boats and planes
Sure you're Cohorts and any higher-leveled characters can do it but we are restricting the usage of them as then I get to unleash MY Cohorts and high-leveled characters fully decked out in as many Feat-Giving items, spell buffs, psi buffs, highly enchanted armour and 45-49th level.
While on my home turf. So all my fine-sized army is bearing down on any of your army you cart along with your Teleports or Teleport Circles. And that's not counting my populace all of which have 2 levels in PC classes, and all my Leadership populace.
tl;dr: You invade with boats or planes or Flying monsters that can carry an army. Try invading via Teleports from your higher leveled characters and MY characters will attack you and let my populace + Leadership + Army will take down any armies you managed to march through
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Sorry, but I can provide non-magic light speed travel to several quadrillion people already.
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Wait how? Lightspeed is very fast
Is there a limit to it? Like they have to be in a certain place? and is it permanent?
Thats classified citizen.
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Oh well, I can still supply everyone Else with vehicles.
Please ignore the fact they happen to be 'alive' kind of
Sine I'm fluffing the class as my Spawn which I arrange into the vehicle anything I make (or my Cohorts make) are technically alive, albeit Constructs.
They don't have any actions or show up As alive but meh.
In other news: I'm taking orders now, please PM me what you want from my catalogue: (Any expenses can be bartered and likely come fro your Kingdom's treasury rather than your WBL
Catalogue:
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Vehicle: Is your army too slow? Does it use all it's energy marching and too tired to fend off enemy raiders? Buy new Lego Carrier. Comes with a Turret for stopping those Raiders without even stopping, just barge right through the blockade torn apart by a barrage of Realm Arrowstm
Too be created. Currently under development (the Homebrew is being fiddled with by the Creator)
Lego Melee: Think the standard weapons don't do enough damage? Use new Lego Melee. Using the most damage possible in a weapon while still functioning in an AMF AND being available for future Enchanting for even more Power
Deals 3D6 damage 19-20/x2. Cost: 150GP. Nonmagical and the best by far for damage.
-Realm Bricks: Swift Action to activate 1 of the Bricks for use. Can hold up to 5 Bricks ready to be activated at any one time. The usage of a brick (when it does the damage) destroys the brick same as the Arrow
Full Round to Reload up to 5 Bricks into your Lego Melee. (Recommended the following Feat Model: Weapon Focus: Lego Melee, Quick Reload)
See non-returnable arrows for prices and effects.
Lego Bow: Is your bow not doing enough damage? Does your Lego Melee leave you too close to your enemy? Use the Lego Bow! With enough range you can leave your enemy a corpse before they can get in to hit you.
Dealing 3D6 damage 19-20/x2 Range Increment 80ft. Cost 200GP. Nonmagical and the best Ranged weapon by far when combined with the Recommended Feat Model. Full-Action Reload.
***Recommended to buy a Feat Model below with Weapon Focus: Lego Bow and Quick Reload attached for a +1 To-Hit and Free Action reload for 150GP**
- Realm Arrows: 2GP for 1 Quiver (10 Arrows). Arrows available for increased price that deal an extra 3D6 coming in Fire (250), Sonic (450), Electricity (700), Force (8900) and Untyped (1100) varieties. When they hit their enemy they are destroyed. No enchantment will prevent this (or if it does it also prevents the extra damage and effects)
Sonic puts a -10 Move Silently and Hide modifier to any hit enemy and Force negates 2 points of DR
NOTE: All weapons can be brought as Masterwork for +300 Gold Pieces but Enchantment is up to the buyer to get themselves
Lego Aid: Ever feel the need to outfit your army with a better Spot check for their guard duty? Or are your craftsmen just not good enough to make what you need fast enough? Buy a Lego Aid. This handy little thing will give whoever has it a boost to two different skills, and if the bonus isn't enough: Buy more. Each Lego Aid provides a +2, or +3 for a small extra, and they all stack. You can make even a skill-less peasant the best craftsman around with this handy doodad
Take a +2 bonus on 2 skills, stacks with other Skill Models (it's Aid Another) to no limit. Cost 230GP
-Soul-Powered. Turn that +2 into a +3 for only 110GP! By imputing a Soul Brick instead of a regular Brick each Aid-Another check this Model uses gives a +3 bonus instead of a +2.
Lego Feats: Ever feel the need for a certain feat? But just can't find room in your build for it? Well now you can have it! New Lego Feats gives you two unattached Feats to equip per purchase. Need some more HP for a big fight? Grab our Improved Toughness Lego Feat for 2 hit points for every level you have. Need some more? Buy more! Going to create a horde of Undead? Well you need the Corpsecrafter line of feats
Warning: Does not count as having that feat for prerequisites nor can use your feats or the feats of other Lego Feats to satisfy it's prerequisites.
2 Feats for 200GP. They cannot have a Feat prerequisite it itself does not have (so no Greater Two-Weapon Fighting ever, or Weapon Specialization without taking Weapon Focus) and the wielder must have all non-Feat prereqs (so no taking Weapon Focus if you have +0 BAB).
No limit to the number of Feats able to be applied except Money. They take up no slot on the body.
Turret: Need to defend your castle against stronger enemies? Does your bow not deal enough damage to invaders? Buy Lego Turret the best Defensive weapon a castle or city can ask for.
Medium-Sized Turret has 5 Functions. The weapon and 4 Feats.
The weapon deals 3D10 damage, 19-20/x3 and uses Arrows like the Lego Bow. Anyone using the Turret gains the following feats (you may Custom-Order different Feats using the same parameters as the Lego Feat): Weapon Focus: Lego Bow, Quick Reload, Point Blank Shot, Rapid Shot
Cost: 300GP.
-Can use the arrows sold for the Lego Bow
@DM: How long do we have for preparations before the beginning of the game? I mean IC how long.
Does the Kingdom we own have it's own private treasury to buy and sell trade goods? Because I need to feed my lower-leveled minions and I'm not doing it out of my WBL and my trading would suck if we have limited Moneys to buy stuff
Are our Leadership minions Tristalt? What about our brought Kingdom popuace?
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Last edited by Anecronwashere : 10-09-2012 at 05:29 AM.
What kind of reactions would your characters have to finding a Religion hiding in your people?
I plan on having my population worship me (in their own Far-Realmian way) then starting up lots of different religions, with their own bonuses and such in pretty much every country (PC and NPC)
I don't mind telling you all because it's only 1 of my [Redacted] ways of getting Divinity.
That and I'm the primary maker of the fastest vehicles for carting your troops around so...
Oh, I don't mind selling to any of you all, but I can only fill a certain amount every day (though that is increased with a Fast-Time Demiplane) so I put priority on Allies-Friendly-Neutral-Threats and don't sell to any Enemies.
haha, you'll need my vehicles if you want to invade my place anyway, It's an island just off the coast and I sell boats and planes
Sure you're Cohorts and any higher-leveled characters can do it but we are restricting the usage of them as then I get to unleash MY Cohorts and high-leveled characters fully decked out in as many Feat-Giving items, spell buffs, psi buffs, highly enchanted armour and 45-49th level.
While on my home turf. So all my fine-sized army is bearing down on any of your army you cart along with your Teleports or Teleport Circles. And that's not counting my populace all of which have 2 levels in PC classes, and all my Leadership populace.
tl;dr: You invade with boats or planes or Flying monsters that can carry an army. Try invading via Teleports from your higher leveled characters and MY characters will attack you and let my populace + Leadership + Army will take down any armies you managed to march through
Afraid that any who enter my lands have been found dead so far...
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Originally Posted by Anecronwashere
Drat.
Oh well, I can still supply everyone Else with vehicles.
Actually I too can transport countless citizens quite easily.
Seems I can be invaded. Oh well, I do have the best militia (not army).
My populace all have minimum 2 class levels in a PC class so beat the lvl1 rabble and level2s are on an equal footing in a 1/1 fight. Which it won't be considering I'm buying them all feats, skills and Turrets are abundant (Ozodrin-Only)
I might even Masterwork them and pay to have them enchanted (though only some).
Since the entire populace has Craft as a class skill we'll be pumping out Tons of them, maybe even phasing out the fast-produced Turrets with Masterworks when we have the funds.
I'm the industrial capital and I'm from the Far Realms
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Yup, people getting there is the least of their problems.
Yes but I was planning on everything focusing onthat, thinking it's the only problem.
But if everyone has Lightspeed travel then they might start thinking I'm easy to invade
Which I'm not, especially considering I make the best nonmagic stuff and have 3 Epic level Crafters (completely devoted to it, both Magic and Psi).
I plan on staying out of any wars, and be the nation of War Profiteers. The only war I will do is against Fenotichli the Other Far Realms guy (NPC, the enemy we need in our background)
I have several surprises in store for people invading.
I am willing to send part of my armies to Big Spenders* or Allies but as Mercenary, so it is not an Act of War to field my populace. I am simply the middleman with a 50% finding fee (plus equipment expenses).
* Big Spenders are those Equipping 50% or more of their armies or towns. As in spending more than half on my defended and weapons than on standard stuff like Greatswords or Longbows over Lego Melee or Lego Bows
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If you thought the only problem to invading my island is in getting there then you likely won't spend much time working out how to deal with the things already there.
Some people would forget that I sell the best items and focus on buying enough of my boats or planes and getting to my island. Then just use their armies, landing and invading without a plan for taking out my defences as I'd neglected them in my talking about it, while I had gone on about the location.
People will either not invade over the water or spend time working on a way to bypass it with their whole army rather than small squads
If they do try and invade with their whole army they meet my Turrets, Cr2 populace and my secret stuff. None of which they would really know about if I hadnt had to start emphasizing it now.
EDIT: Artificier and the rules about Class-Only are in ??
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I will say this and only this. The best defense is making sure that no one knows what you have and can not get spies in. You my friend are making both easy to do. That is all. Though I do like some of your equipment.
Except that visiting my island is a big No and Spies generally can't emulate Class Features. And if I send my Immortals to negotiate then any non immortals can't get past my customs
I have a fleet of boats remember. I'm off the coastline of my ally and it'll be a simple enough boon to grab a square kilometer of that to conduct my business
As for what I have. My equipment is but a fraction of my capabilities.
Besides, who will conquer the only export of Lego Items in the world? Knowing that only Far Realms beings (and only mine) can make it and use it to it's full capacity.
Every death is a loss of production.
It's like America attacking China for their sweatshops
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From your description it does not sound so hard to infiltrate you?
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You would need to have an ageless being able to grow tentacles, extra eyes and limbs over their normal appearance rather fast.
Among lots of other things.
The standard customs check for spies ferrets out any non-Immortal being without several levels of Ozodrin and enough levels in Pariah (or being undead) to not have a maximum age. Combined with the usage of a few Abberation-Only tests I can find anything but an Ice Assasin and there is no way of finding one of those
Oh and the spy has to have no alignment. Either TN or simply Undetectable.
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Well seeing everyone now knows you are an ozodrin whats to stop them from making one of their own followers an ozodrin/pariah
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"If you are after mere parlor tricks you will be sorely disappointed, for if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!" The Venture Bros.
Because it wouldn't make sense fluffwise?
The Ozodrin/Pariah class levels is because all the Far Realms beings were taken and squished into the Material Plane (or born to one of the one who did).
The more class levels the stronger they were in maintaining their form.
Any spy would have to be a traitor and so why would they be trying to infiltrate back again anyway?
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Not every aberration follows you so everybody could have one ozodrin/pariah that they happen to like them and hate you
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Two kingdoms came through so I guess it is possible for either a traitor or a spy from the other guy
Maybe I should make them send copies of themselves and just dismiss the copies? Then the only real interaction is when dropping off the finished goods and gathering up the price.
And even then a copy could dock the boat, disappear, have the boat removed back to it's Base Bricks so that anything on it falls to the bottom of the ocean and then reform the boat.
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All homebrew allowed, Much to tired to link all of it, All sources of DvR stack, And Paragon is LA+0 Meaing i give it for freeeeeeee...
And The God Templates from IHB Is the Way to get more HD.
Also, Drack? CAn I take Izelus's Name please?
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