Count to 50 (Ponies vs. Non-Ponies) XXI: I Refuse To Be Held Ac-count-able

[Amidus Drexel]

Hello, fellow counters. Here's the rules:

Normally, non-ponies add 1 to the count, and ponies (i.e. people with a My Little Pony/equine avatar) subtract 1. However, once the count reaches 1 above/below the record for non-ponies or ponies, respectively, the game enters PANIC. The moment a pony posts (Or non-pony, if the ponies have broken their record), the count is reset to 0. You have to try to increase the record as much as you can before PANIC is stopped. When that side wins, they get a point, the count is reset to 0, and their record is reset to ±10.

The Three-Post Rule is in effect, meaning that you need to wait for three people to post after you do, or else your post won't count.

Additional information: The Three-Post Rule applies across the thread boundaries due to the special nature of this game.

Non-Pony Record: 48
Pony Record: -33
Non-Pony Wins: 5
Pony Wins: 5
Bonfires Started By Accident: 0

It would be nice if someone could PM me whenever we hit panic.

And we start at 29.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

I love the smell of new thread in a hurricane with a side of bacon with extra amounts of 30.

[Balmas]

29. See, the thing about bacon is that when you put it in a salad, it is no longer a salad; it becomes a game of "find the bacon."

[Mauve Shirt]

30. No bacon here. Just chips and homemade salsa.

[Amidus Drexel]

31

Man, I could go for some bacon.

[Tectonic Robot]

30

Bacon is not a delicious food!

[TheWombatOfDoom]

31, to each their own. I love bacon but hate bananas.

[Mauve Shirt]

I'm not a fan of {scrubbed} unless they're drowned in toffee or chocolate. {scrubbed}-flavored things are gross.
32

[PurityIcekiller]

31. Thanks, Amidus.

Also, I don't see what the big deal over bacon is.

[Mutant Sheep]

32

Bacon... yum! ^_^ I WUV BACON!!!!!! ANd Mauve... the curved fruit... it is bad! AND BANISH-HEAD! AND DISGUSTING FLAVORED CANDY WHY DO THEY MAKE ****** FLAVORED TOOTSIE ROLLS??? RAGGGGE.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Um....is it me or am I detecting that a singular curved yellow fruit is considered a curse on here? Otherwise what's with the scrubs and *'s.

33

[North_Ranger]

33 34

The thing about bacon is that you can put in almost any food and it tastes ten times better. The thing about bacon is that it's a damn comfort food: if life kicks you down, it gets better with a little bacon.

Also some people make helmets, lingerie and sceneries with it.

[Mauve Shirt]

The curved fruit is forbidden to discuss on Giantitp. 35

Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude

We do not discuss bananas publicly.

[Balmas]

Thirty-four.

[ShadowFireLance]

33...Wow...Mods Banned Bann....(Insert candlejack thing here)

[North_Ranger]

34. Wait, what? Bana... erm, the non-cooking version of plantains used in splits are a banned subject?

[Mauve Shirt]

35. Yes they are.

[PurityIcekiller]

34. Are we still allowed to talk about bandannas?

[asdflove]

33 You people make me want bacon! I HAVE NO BACON

[Balmas]

32. Why the heck are variant plantains a banned subject?

[Amidus Drexel]

34 33

Hm.. what curved fru Back to your fun, citizen.

@v Ah, thanks.

[Cuthalion]

Thirty four. Got your back, Amidus.

[Mauve Shirt]

35. The confused should probably click to see the source of the Roland St. Jude quote.

[North_Ranger]

Originally Posted by asdflove

33 You people make me want bacon! I HAVE NO BACON

36 foods made with bacon: bacon sandwiches, bacon and eggs, spaghetti carbonara, bacon-wrapped chicken, bacon-wrapped dates, rashers...

[asdflove]

Originally Posted by North_Ranger

36 foods made with bacon: bacon sandwiches, bacon and eggs, spaghetti carbonara, bacon-wrapped chicken, bacon-wrapped dates, rashers...

35.

[Amidus Drexel]

36

I feel your pain, asdflove. I have no bacon either.

[PurityIcekiller]

35. I don't feel that pain, but I have no bacon.

[Kurien]

Thirty-six.

[North_Ranger]

37. Francis Bacon, Kevin Bacon...

[Amidus Drexel]

38

All this talk of bacon is making me hungry.