Count To 50 (Ponies Vs. Non-Ponies) XXII: Count-ry Matters

[PurityIcekiller]

Welcome back. All our coherent destructors are currently off-line, but if you'd care to hold your present course and speed, one will be free to give you the rules shortly.

Normally, non-ponies add 1 to the count, and ponies (i.e. people with a My Little Pony/equine avatar) subtract 1. However, once the count reaches 1 above/below the record for non-ponies or ponies, respectively, the game enters PANIC. The moment a pony posts (Or non-pony, if the ponies have broken their record), the count is reset to 0. You have to try to increase the record as much as you can before PANIC is stopped. When that side wins, they get a point, the count is reset to 0, and their record is reset to ±10.

The Three-Post Rule is in effect, meaning that you need to wait for three people to post after you do, or else your post won't count.

Additional information: The Three-Post Rule applies across the thread boundaries due to the special nature of this game.

Non-Pony Record: 22
Pony Record: -33
Non-Pony Wins: 6
Pony Wins: 5
Days Since Someone Reset This Sign: 2

We start off with a number 0 and hope for the best.

[BlasTech]

Negative one new threads.

[Socratov]

0 records broken in this thread

[Woodzyowl]

1 positive number so far.

[PurityIcekiller]

The time is almost 0:00 here. I'd better get to sleep soon.

[BlasTech]

You have to adjust by -1 hours to account for daylight savings here

[Mynxae]

Negative two!

Mmm, new thread smell. *dances*

[Elemental]

Burn it! Burn it all!

*sets the thread on fire*

It's a thread-warming party.


Negative three.

[Mauve Shirt]

-2. I notice that the win count is tied. Everyone can quit their bitchin' now.

[Socratov]

minus one it was freezing tonight

[BlasTech]

-2 to the still imbalanced count score!

[Mynxae]

Negative three!

But aren't we slowly going down?

Also, mmm.. Meat pies..

[Elemental]

Now I want pie...
I wonder if I should put some on...

Negative four.

[Akowrules]

Negative five.

For a second, I thought you wrote Negative Flour

@V Negative Pi

[PurityIcekiller]

-6. Negative flour for a negative pie?

[Socratov]

Well, that would be a positive change for -five's sake

[North_Ranger]

-4. Holy horse crap, we spent a whole thread in two weeks?

[Mynxae]

Negative five!

Guess what happens when someone keeps annoying the crap out of you in a Starcraft II game? You destroy all their pylons and important buildings, let the enemies know, and leave the game.

[Amidus Drexel]

-4

@^ - Good to know.

@Mauve - it's been that way for a thread or two now, you know.

@v - Ah, don't go...

[Drakeburn]

-3. Guess what. I'm quitting this game.

And I'm working on a new game. And my game has dwarfs!!!!!

[ShadowFireLance]

-4, And I hate my phone.

[North_Ranger]

-3. Drake, noooooo! =(

[Amidus Drexel]

-2

Don't leave usssss......

@v But... that's how the game goes...

[Drakeburn]

Alright, alright, alright. But if those ponies press the panic button ONE....... MORE............TIME..............

I'm packing my bags.

-1

[asdflove]

-2 hello new thread

[Thattaman]

-1, my third thread!

[Mauve Shirt]

0............

[Amidus Drexel]

1 more number, (it's 50)

[BlasTech]

Let's zero in on the problem here.

[Balmas]

But less than negative one people know the problem, and that's not even mathematically possible!