I forgot the entire plot

[Gift Jeraff]

A prize for whoever best summarizes the plot of strips #1-863 within a single sentence. No run-ons.

[Mutant Sheep]

Xykon died and came back to kill the Blue Men Group.

[Koo Rehtorb]

Many characters come up with mostly IC reasons to kill things for XP over an extended period of time.

[ti'esar]

Define "entire".

[TheSummoner]

Six "heroes" go on a quest to prevent an undead sorcerer and his goblin second in command taking control of a god-killing abomination and using it to enslave or destroy the world.

[theinsulabot]

jokes are told.

[Shred-Bot]

What gate?

[SlyJohnny]

Six D&D characters with typically dysfunctional PC group dynamics battle a series of obstacles and their own neuroses in an attempt to stop an affably evil lich sorceror and a well-intentioned extremist goblin cleric from seizing control of a magical gate, which they all believe to contain an ageless god-killing eldritch abomination.

[Winter]

Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff

A prize for whoever best summarizes the plot of strips #1-863 within a single sentence. No run-ons.

There are magical rifts in the universe which Team Evil, led by an undead superevilpowerful sorcerer, wants to control for nefarious purposes, Team Good wants to prevent that by killing him.

[Jimor]

Roy Greenhilt's daddy issues repeatedly inconvenience powerful Lich Lord and his Goblin sidekick.

[RMS Oceanic]

Six people learn what happens when you don't agree on how to clean up a mess and leave it half assed.

[Winter]

The rise of the puppet god saves the world.

[ChowGuy]

Goblin high priest and epic lich on a quest to reshape the world battle party of six adversaries in an escalating series of encounters.

[sims796]

The results of a pissed off DM.

[Winter]

Krraaakakooom!

[SteveDJ]

When you buy snacks for a movie, be sure to keep the pizza away from your Milk Duds!

[Sith_Happens]

Originally Posted by ti'esar

Define "entire".

And "run-on."

[Knaight]

Conflicts between who one is and what one is among various characters and their acceptance of their place in the world in both of these regards escalate to threaten the world.

[Razanir]

Everyone forgets about Banjo, leading to his inevitable return as the Elder Puppet

[King of Nowere]

"a summary won't make it justice. just trust me and read it"

[CarpeGuitarrem]

Everyone onboard Hinjo's junk!

[Corwin Icewolf]

Kraakakoom happens, Elan is awesome and hilarious and Roy is jealous of his innocence and whimsical demeanor cause he's a big meaniehead.

Elan, give me back my phone and get back to your webcomic.

[Shale]

Our brave heroes (and Belkar) beat up an evil lich and blow up his dungeon only to discover much later that he's actually trying to use rips in the fabric of reality to...drumroll...TAKE OVER THE WORLD (or blow it up, in a pinch), at which point he comes back with an army, kicks their asses and takes over the one country trying to stop him -- separating the party just long enough for one of them to commit sneaky magical genocide – so now now everybody's trying to get to the next tear, which is located in a war-torn desert kingdom where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting somebody's long-lost relative.

[Dr.Epic]

Originally Posted by SlyJohnny

Six D&D characters with typically dysfunctional PC group dynamics battle a series of obstacles and their own neuroses in an attempt to stop an affably evil lich sorceror and a well-intentioned extremist goblin cleric from seizing control of a magical gate, which they all believe to contain an ageless god-killing eldritch abomination.

The Aristocrats

[ChowGuy]

Originally Posted by Sith_Happens

And "run-on."

Originally Posted by Shale

Our brave heroes (and Belkar) beat up an evil lich and blow up his dungeon only to discover much later that he's actually trying to use rips in the fabric of reality to...drumroll...TAKE OVER THE WORLD (or blow it up, in a pinch), at which point he comes back with an army, kicks their asses and takes over the one country trying to stop him -- separating the party just long enough for one of them to commit sneaky magical genocide – so now now everybody's trying to get to the next tear, which is located in a war-torn desert kingdom where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting somebody's long-lost relative.

Yep, that pretty much covers the "run-on" part at least.

[Randomguy]

Originally Posted by Jimor

Roy Greenhilt's daddy issues repeatedly inconvenience powerful Lich Lord and his Goblin sidekick.

Maybe a better one would be:

Where half the characters have daddy issues that all end up being plot important in one way or another.

[2323mike]

Six misfits battle their incompetence in a world full of adversaries in order to brighten the day.

[Guigarci]

A group of apparently archetypal PCs stumble onto a nefarious plan (to take over the worldtm) and is forced to step up to the challenge and grow, despite (or because of) the many adversities in their path.

EDIT: changed generic to archetypal, sounds better and fits better too I think

[Guigarci]

Originally Posted by Elimu Marimech

Everyone forgets about Banjo, leading to his inevitable return as the Elder Puppet

Of couse, when Elan stated the need for 'forgetting' Banjo he's just made sure people will talk for him forever... if only to avert the dread rising of the eldritch puppet. Comical incompetence or subtle brilliance, so hard to tell with Elan.

[ThePhantasm]

A heroic cat named Scruffy, accompanied by his bumbling and ineffective sidekicks, embarks on a journey to save the world from an evil lich.