Why don't you just join the union, we'll go upstairs together and cap daddy!
This union, there's gonna be meetings?
I don't think we exactly need a group. The trouble lies in finding someone that has something constructive to say. I know you aren't saying we become constrained to provide opinions, but that's essentially what the group would encourage. Forced hands lead to generic opinions.
I'll dibs resident poetician, though.
Fiction just isn't my style.