Sloganizing

[Tolkien_Freak]

Not sure where this goes, but this is my best guess. Feel free to move it.
Anyway, I was messing around on sloganizer.net and I wondered what would happen if I tried an OOTS character name. Being a fan of Vaarsuvius and noticing how generally non-humorous he/she/it is, he/she/it seemed a natural choice. So I used 'Vaarsuvius', and achieved hilarious results. Behold! (comments in parentheses)

The Power of Vaarsuvius.
Made by Vaarsuvius.
Call a friend, call Vaarsuvius.
Do you know Vaarsuvius?
Get me my Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius - a safe place in an unsafe world!
World's finest Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, the real thing.
Heal the world with Vaarsuvius.
There's a bit of Vaarsuvius in all of us.
I wish I was a Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius. Making people sucessful in a changing world.
There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Vaarsuvius.
Go far with Vaarsuvius.
Break through with Vaarsuvius. (FIREBALL!!)
Vaarsuvius will be for you what you want it to be.
Every Vaarsuvius has a story.
The Vaarsuvius effect.
Vaarsuvius, your specialist.
Vaarsuvius - forget the rest.
Vaarsuvius is your friend.
Way to go, Vaarsuvius!
There's lots of fun in Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius for everybody
Pure Vaarsuvius. Pure Power.
The Vaarsuvius community.
Vaarsuvius after a long day.
Vaarsuviusriffic! (Is that like ‘Karma-riffic!’?)
Think different, think Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius - your game.
Everyone should believe in Vaarsuvius. (It would be funny to get that one on ‘Banjo’.)
Vaarsuvius? Yes please!
Vaarsuvius - once you have it, you love it.
Vaarsuvius keeps going, and going, and going... (Is he not particularly verbose?)
Vaarsuvius's got it all!
Discover the world of Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, since 1845. (You never know…)
Vaarsuvius, extra dry.
The age of Vaarsuvius.
It's time to think about Vaarsuvius.
I lost weight with Vaarsuvius.
Praise Vaarsuvius!
Don't forget your Vaarsuvius.
Nothing is faster than Vaarsuvius.
Once Vaarsuvius, always Vaarsuvius.
I wish I had a Vaarsuvius.
Swing your Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius - enjoy the difference.
Be part of Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius innovates your world.
Think. Feel. Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius... whatever you want.
Be young, have fun, taste Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius is forever. (Elf!)
Don't play with fire, play with Vaarsuvius. (A wizard comes with more variety!)
One goal, one passion - Vaarsuvius.
Oh my gosh, it's a Vaarsuvius!
Food or Vaarsuvius? I'll have Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, just the best.
Vaarsuvius strikes back.
Vaarsuvius, this is it!
Vaarsuvius is the sound of the future.
Vaarsuvius - spice up your life.
Vaarsuvius for the masses. (The main purpose of OOTS…)
The American Way of Vaarsuvius. (What?)
My Vaarsuvius is mine.
You better get inside Vaarsuvius. (Ugh…)
A day with Vaarsuvius.
What is Vaarsuvius?
Anyone can handle Vaarsuvius.
There's only one true Vaarsuvius!
Vaarsuvius - be prepared.
Don't mess with Vaarsuvius. (FIREBALL!!)
Vaarsuvius values.
Let's Vaarsuvius! (Again, ‘What?’)
Vaarsuvius is my world.
Let's talk about Vaarsuvius. (Umm…)
The Vaarsuvius way of life.
Vaarsuvius. See more. Do more. (Well, he is an elven wizard…)
Stay cool with Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius - Think different.
Play Vaarsuvius, start living.
Vaarsuvius for a professional image.
All you need is Vaarsuvius. (Wizard!)
Have a break, have a Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius on the outside, tasty on the inside. (So Vaarsuvius isn’t really Vaarsuvius?)
Naughty little Vaarsuvius. (Yeah, good luck scolding an elf wizard…)
Truly Vaarsuvius.
It must be Vaarsuvius.
I want more, I want Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuviustastic!
Long life Vaarsuvius. (Elf…)
Feel the magic of Vaarsuvius. (Literally or figuratively?)
Vaarsuvius, I want it all.
Vaarsuvius is good for you.
With a name like Vaarsuvius, it has to be good. (That’s the best one yet!)
You don't want Vaarsuvius as your enemy! (Not with ‘Evan’s Spiked Tentacles…’.)
Endless possibilities with Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius is rolling, the others are stoned. (I guess elves can’t get drunk, but can laugh…)
Vaarsuvius is inspiration. (Amen.)
Be inspired by Vaarsuvius. (And that’s the order they came in.)
Don't worry, Vaarsuvius takes care. (What does that mean?)
Go to heaven with Vaarsuvius.
Don't forget your Vaarsuvius.
The Future of Vaarsuvius.
My Vaarsuvius beats everything.
Vaarsuvius is the only way to be happy.
Thanks Vaarsuvius.
My way is Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius for your kids!
The secret of Vaarsuvius.
hhmmmmm... Vaarsuvius.
Nobody does it like Vaarsuvius.
Who is Vaarsuvius?
Don't get in the way of Vaarsuvius. (FIREBALL!!)
The one and only Vaarsuvius. (Bum bu da dum!)
Vaarsuvius - If you love Vaarsuvius. (Huh?)
Vaarsuvius. We build smiles. (Umm, right…)
I fall for Vaarsuvius.
Once Vaarsuvius, always Vaarsuvius.
I wouldn't leave the house without Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, where success is at home.
Vaarsuvius - it's like heaven! (Do I want to know?)
Vaarsuvius - simplified!
Funky Vaarsuvius. (Nothing is farther from the truth. Hence, it’s hilarious.)
Nonstop Vaarsuvius. (If only…)
Vaarsuvius, in touch with tomorrow. (Wouldn’t that be more of The Oracle?)
Keep going well, keep going Vaarsuvius.
Nobody doesn't like Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius - You see this name, you think dirty. (That’s more of Sabine.)
The magic of Vaarsuvius.
I love Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, created by nature.
Firstclass Vaarsuvius! (Vaarsuvius would know how to spell ‘first class’.)
Jesus loves Vaarsuvius.
Step into the light with Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, your family will love you.
Are you ready for Vaarsuvius?
You can't stop Vaarsuvius. (FIREBALL!! It’s amazing how many problems can be solved by a well-placed fireball.)
God made Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius empowers you.
Vaarsuvius forever.
Vaarsuvius loves you. (Umm… okayyyyy…)
Passion for Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius rocks.
The Queen of Vaarsuvius.
Make yourself at home with Vaarsuvius.
All you need is Vaarsuvius.
Everything is simple with Vaarsuvius. (FIREBALL!!)
Vaarsuvius, the clever way.
Vaarsuvius, so what!
Vaarsuvius, just the best.
The goddess made Vaarsuvius. (I’m starting to see a theme here…)
Vaarsuvius for me!
Vaarsuvius takes good care of you. (Unless you’re a psychotic halfling named Belkar.)
Say Vaarsuvius. (Good luck.)
Vaarsuvius - The Revolution.
Vaarsuvius - Xtending service. (Vaarsuvius is smart enough not to spell it like that.)
Oh my goddess, it's a Vaarsuvius. (??)
No Vaarsuvius, no kiss. (WHAT is THAT supposed to mean??!!)
Follow your Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius - simplified!
Vaarsuvius groove. (Hello, this is not the ‘70s.)
Vaarsuvius is back.
Vaarsuvius, your way! (He(/she) always gets his(/her) way.)
Go farther with Vaarsuvius.
The wonder has a name: Vaarsuvius. (And a cool name at that!)
Vaarsuvius, the freshmaker.
Up, up and away with Vaarsuvius. (He has a Fly spell.)
Vaarsuvius's got it all!
It's not a dream. Vaarsuvius is real! (I wish!)
It must be Vaarsuvius.
Start the day with Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius brings out the best.
3... 2... 1... Vaarsuvius.
Free Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, love it or leave it.
Vaarsuvius for president. (We could do much worse...)
Vaarsuvius - once you have it, you love it.
Vaarsuvius - what more could you want?

(Sorry it's so long, I couldn't stop.)

[Aegeus]

Originally Posted by Tolkien_Freak

Vaarsuvius for president.

WINNER! Have a :cookie:.

[titan_monarch]

Originally Posted by Tolkien_Freak

Vaarsuvius will be for you what you want it to be.

Vaarsuvius... whatever you want.

Gender debate!

Pure Vaarsuvius. Pure Power.

FIREBALL!!!!! Plus: Ultimate arcane power!

What is Vaarsuvius?

Who is Vaarsuvius?

Again, sparking the gender debate.

[bleargh]

These made soda come out my nose.

[Sye216]

Originally Posted by Tolkien_Freak

Feel the magic of Vaarsuvius.

That would be incredibly painful....That is, if he was using one of his nastier spells. some like featherfall would be better, I guess.

[Chronos]

Vaarsuvius on the outside, tasty on the inside. (So Vaarsuvius isn’t really Vaarsuvius?)

How many licks does it take to get to the chewey elven center of a Vaarsuvius pop?

[mockingbyrd7]

Spoiler

THREADICUS NEKROMANTICUS! LIVE! LIIIIIVVVVVE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[Sheriff: spoilered for your non-side-scrolling pleasure. Please don't post giant words like that or otherwise overly embellish your writing. Thanks.]

Oh, and by the way, these are awesome.

[Snipers_Promise]

Originally Posted by mockingbyrd7

Sheriff: spoilered for your non-side-scrolling pleasure. Please don't post giant words like that or otherwise overly embellish your writing. Thanks.]

Oh, and by the way, these are awesome.

Back away slowly, it can't see you if you cant see it. *Hides*
These are pretty cool. There funny if your relpace V's name with Cthulhu.

[OOTS_Rules.]

I did some for Roy.

«I wish i had a Roy Greenhilt.»
«Food or Roy Greenhilt? I'll have Roy Greenhilt.»
«Roy Greenhilt for me!»
«Roy Greenhilt, just the best.»
«Life's beautiful with Roy Greenhilt.»
«Roy Greenhilt - what more could you want?»
«Roy Greenhilt - play it!»

And here are some for Belkar

«Stay cool with Belkar.»
«Belkar, pure lust.»
«Everyone should believe in Belkar.»
«The Belkar people.»
«Belkar, you've got it!»
«Belkar - a class of it's own»
«Belkar for a professional image.»

Here are Elan's

«It must be Elan.»
«God made Elan.»
«I'd do anything for Elan.»
«Elan - You see this name, you think dirty.»
«Elan. Impossible is nothing.»
«Elan is forever.»
«Elan, the secret of women.»

[mockingbyrd7]

Originally Posted by OOTS_Rules.

I did some for Roy.

«I wish i had a Roy Greenhilt.»
«Food or Roy Greenhilt? I'll have Roy Greenhilt.»
«Roy Greenhilt for me!»
«Roy Greenhilt, just the best.»
«Life's beautiful with Roy Greenhilt.»
«Roy Greenhilt - what more could you want?»
«Roy Greenhilt - play it!»

And here are some for Belkar

«Stay cool with Belkar.»
«Belkar, pure lust.»
«Everyone should believe in Belkar.»
«The Belkar people.»
«Belkar, you've got it!»
«Belkar - a class of it's own»
«Belkar for a professional image.»

Here are Elan's

«It must be Elan.»
«God made Elan.»
«I'd do anything for Elan.»
«Elan - You see this name, you think dirty.»
«Elan. Impossible is nothing.»
«Elan is forever.»
«Elan, the secret of women.»

I particularly like "Belkar - a class of its own" and "Elan. Impossible is nothing."

[mockingbyrd7]

thog loves sloganizer!

«thog is your safe place in an unsafe world!»
«live thog. breathe thog. eat thog.» (tasty thog)
«you can't beat thog.» (thog beat YOU!)
«can you feel thog?»
«thog - empowering people.»
«everything is simple with thog.» (how true that is)
«think thog.» (thog can think?)
«thog for you!»
«feel good with thog.»
«the age of thog.»
«thog is back.» (thog brought breadcrumbs!)
«thog - one name. one legend.»



«I wouldn't leave the house without Haley Starshine.» (Ooh, true for Elan!)
«The Power of Haley Starshine.»
«With a name like Haley Starshine, it has to be good.» (seriously, Starshine? of course she's good)
«Everyone should believe in Haley Starshine.»
«No need to worry with Haley Starshine.»
«Don't play with fire, play with Haley Starshine.» (ooooooooooooh! lol)
«The view on Haley Starshine.» (it gets better!)
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Haley Starshine.»
( awwwwwww)

This oughta be good

«Where the hell is Miko?» (dead, split in half)
«Are you ready for Miko?»
«There's only one true Miko!»
«Nonstop Miko.» (that would drive half of the readers completely insane)
«There is no life without Miko.» (quite the contrary for Shojo, actually)
«Feel it - Miko!» (Roy used to fantasize about this)
«You know when it's Miko.»
«The Power of Miko.»
«All you need is Miko.»
«The Miko Miyazaki look.» (long, wavy, black hair, Oriental, face most of the time, beige cloak and armor)
«Miko Miyazaki - once you have it, you love it.»
«Miko Miyazaki - The Revolution.» (undoubtedly)



«Praise Xykon.»
«You don't want Xykon as your enemy!» (no kidding!)
«Be inspired by Xykon.»
«Xykon, the real thing.»
«You know when it's Xykon.» (really? they fell for the decoys, almost)
«Xykon - Yabba Dabba Duh!» (ROFL)
«Xykon makes me hot.» (said Tsukiko)
«It's not a dream. Xykon is real!» (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SPARE ME!)
«Swing your Xykon.» (comic 114, anyone?)
«You can't stop Xykon.» (comic 442?)


«Step into the light with the Monster in the Darkness.» (lol)
«Funky Monster in the Darkness.»
«Where's Monster in the Darkness?» (in the darkness, stupid)
«Where the hell is Monster in the Darkness?» (IN THE FREAKING DARKNESS!)
«Monster in the Darkness will be for you what you want it to be.» (it's a tarrasque! it's a bunny! it's a shadow! it's a poopy!)
«The original Monster in the Darkness.»
«Monster in the Darkness - it's like heaven!» (only darker!)



«Discover the world of Redcloak.»
«Redcloak - now!»
«Step into the light with Redcloak.»
«All you need is Redcloak.»
«The age of Redcloak.»
«Redcloak loves you.» (the hobgoblins anyways)
«Redcloakrific.»
«3... 2... 1... Redcloak.»

Hinjo

«Jesus loves Hinjo.»
«Hinjo. Impossible is nothing.»
«The Hinjo way of life.»
«Hinjo for your kids!»
«Discover the world of Hinjo.»
«Hinjo, the secret of women.»
«Hinjorific.»
«Hinjo - get ready.»
«The Power of Hinjo.»
«Feel the magic of Hinjo.»
«Hinjo - empowering people.» (yup)

[WarlockBeast]

I am not trying to change the topic of the post, just wanted to share these :



Try using Belkar...




Belkar, Way of the future!
My Belkar, Your Belkar, Belkar for all!
I quit smoking with Belkar!
Belkar, you'll love him!
You can't stop Belkar!
He's MY Belkar...
Belkar rules.
Can't stop, nonstop Belkar!
The Age of Belkar is near!
Belkar, the meaning of life!
The Belkar universe.
e=mc2 also equals Belkar!
Belkar=42=Meaning of life.
Belkar, wanted.
Belkar - be prepared.
Belkar Forever.
Belkar, pass it on.
Belkar is rolling, the others are stonned.
Connect with Belkar.
Belkar can do the impossible.
With great responsability, comes Belkar.
And on the 8th day, god created Belkar.
May Belkar be with you.




Ect.




Heres some for Order of the Stick/OOTS:



Enter the world of Order of the stick.
In Soviet Russia, OOTS owns you!
Order of the stick, the one reason to live.
Order of the Stick isn't crazy, YOU'R crazy!!!





I wonder what happens when you search us?



*stomps on the 's * There we go.....They're gone. AND THEY ARE NOT COMING BACK!!!

[BelkarPwnsAll!]

Ifound this in total randomness of my sanity.These are some "Belkar" slogans. It's short but funny!


<<May the Belkar be with you.>>
<<Mmmm...BLT...>> ((Belkar,lettuce,tobasco sause))
<<It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Belkar doing suicide! Noooooo!>>

[DrivinAllNight]

Originally Posted by WarlockBeast

I am not trying to change the topic of the post, just wanted to share these :

<snipped>

Try using Belkar...

I have been using Belkar, for quite some time now.

[Elfanatic]

Swing your Vaarsuvius.

For the disturbing mental pictures

[Dalenthas]

Is it wrong that I thought most of these would be better if you replaced Varsaarvius with... you know what, nevermind. Continue your thread.

[Belkar Rocks]

“Say hello to iBelkar.”
“Belkar®. Like nothing else.”
“Belkar: Safety, Security, Protection and Sport.”

Who is Vaarsuvius?

I'm Vaarsuvius!

[Chronos]

By the way, Tolkien_Freak, an erroneous one showed up in your sig earlier today. It said "Anyone can handle Vaarsuvius". Which is just clearly wrong.

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

I opened this while attempting to swallow a drink . . . It wasn't pretty.

[TheAlmightyOne]

Am I morally bankrupy for using the word retard and then laughing my ass off at some of the results

[Fluff]

Originally Posted by WarlockBeast

{bla bla bla bla blaaaa}
I wonder what happens when you search us?



*stomps on the 's * There we go.....They're gone. AND THEY ARE NOT COMING BACK!!!

«Demonic Roaches will do anything for you.»


*Throws a demonic roach at WarlockBeast*

(Doesn't that count as bunnying?)

Also:

Originally Posted by TheAlmightyOne

Am I morally bankrupy for using the word retard and then laughing my ass off at some of the results

Gods we hope not.

Spoiler

(We added "ed people" on the end, and got "insert your word here" only.)

Spoiler

(Discover the world of "word".)

Spoiler

(Start the day with "word"

[Spiryt]

"But he will never stop
will never quit
Cause he's BelkaricA"


or just:

"But we will never stop
We will never quit
Cause we are BelkaricA"

and determine who are "we"

Can't decide which is better.