Allright, because of Nilien's shameful ameturism, I fells something must be done.
Also, here's something I did in the old thread.
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Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.
And now, for the first time ever, is what I belive is my greatest slay, now readable and twice as chewy!
Stuff to know:
A: Not all the character's roles are static. They shift roles as needed
B: In Japan, it was a game of Tag, not good guys and bad guys, and the Fierce Deity was the Oni, the "It" position in a game of tag in japan. Now you know!
And another one in the same vein as the last
An infinite number of points to whomever can guess where the last two come from (not from the old thread, you guys've seen these before)
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Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.
Many thanks to El Goonish Shive for the banner image.
Quote:
Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.
Folks who've seen the old thread'll get this one a bit easier. But essensially, Siegfried was a prime target for mouth-flippings and the like.
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Quote:
Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.
Thank you very much... considering the sheer number of those, I'll have to take a compliment! Yay!
Not as great as Picasso, but a bit of commentarry that I'm sure we all can relate to.
It's no coincidence that the Sunday after this was "Bumper's Screwed"
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Awesome Avatar by Shattersnap.
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Many thanks to El Goonish Shive for the banner image.
Quote:
Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.
Many thanks to El Goonish Shive for the banner image.
Quote:
Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.