What Haley Said Compilation

[Docta_Dillon]

#247
Mnbrvcnp!!
Treasure!!

Wiup! Rdd is fm wiup!! F tru’m epdfpjp fm’v rdd wiup!
Gone! All of it gone!! I can’t believe it’s all gone!

F wim prmpu eh r ynrwiu sin mqrm snprfzu’ mnbrvcnp!
I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin’ treasure!

F wim jiafmpy ck! Eh r yfvwcvmfuw rtfy-enprmqfuw ynrwiu! Ruy uix fm’v WIUP!
I got vomited up! By a disgusting acid-breathing dragon! And now it’s GONE!

Uim MQP diim, AH diim. Afup!
Not THE loot, MY loot. Mine!

Xrfm, xqh yi F vicuy scuuh? Qpddi? Qpddi?
Wait, why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?

Xqrm? Ui! Yiu’m hic yrnp!
What? No! don’t you dare!

Vuprz rmmrtz eiim mi mqp srtp!
Sneak attack boot to the face!

Yrnu vmnrfwqm.
Darn straight.

#248
Ry dgose du ecggqv rt oii wkssu-emksnrsb.
It means my speech is all funny-sounding.

Qmdg obors?
Come again?

Qos emdghmnu cigoeg bgy zggcu ytoseegfkoi mww dg?
Can somebody please get weepy transsexual off me?

#249
Rthfq pid'cq ckmaz...
Maybe you're right...

#250
Random four letter word

#251
Oze ktpp ja asf..
You call it the...

Afw xzpd dtod dsf kyjfd!
Ten gold says she cries!

Yfts!
Yeah!

#260
Ufxm ft, rwra, fkmt bfe xfxxa.
Come on, baby, open for mommy.

#262
Jpz rezncw gpsi! Pnbd! Hxj hpd'e jpz pnbd??
You stupid lock! Open! Why won't you open??

Qpcdq ep icgg jpz...
Going to kill you...

C xfeb Flfvcdq-kzfgcej gpsir!
I hate Amazing-quality locks!

Qbb, exfdir, dp nubrrzub exbub.
Gee, thanks, no pressure there.

Wfld ce! PNBD!!
Damn it! OPEN!!

C fl epefggj cd gpyb hcex jpz.
I am totally in love with you.

#264
Aqmd. Rmtdwx!
Wait. Listen!

Fqgj mx dow qwrrt! Fqgj! FQGJ!!
Back in the cells! Back! BACK!!

#268
Qxxx, baxww.
Ewww, gross.

#269
Arwcrxcon!
Fantastic!

#275
Vxv?
Huh?

#277
Zfq bq nzml?
Are we back?

#284
Zktv?
What?

Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.
No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Laws don't work that way.

B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.

Hlv...hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!
But...but it doesn't make any sense!

FX! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!
No! I'm not OK, this whole trial made NO SENSE!

Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev! B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx cku ebpelnsvtfeus, hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.
We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict! I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances, but it should have been a guilty verdict.

Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.
Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.

Ztbv - uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?
Wait-Elan, what did you just say?

Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!
Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!

#285
Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.
You can't understand me, so let me just say that you're a frigid bitch and your thighs look fat in that armor.

#291
F dxaqgxd oaq cbfr oaqi rbr pbc rlbr?
I thought you said your dad was dead?

#296
Gxwhlg gdga Y'j lyxh sz otwwlpwoyak ouglg ouyakl.
Because even I'm sick of translating these things.

#298
Xcccc!
Ahhh!

#303
Laughing with a *snort*

#309
Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg.
Elan, I'm in love with you.

Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg. Lduzrycyrv nw rdjy. Rdjy, rdjy, rdjy, rdjy!
Elan, I'm in love with you. Completely in love. Love, love, love, love!

Uv ehe nb aynwp kyre fhwbdu av hw yjnr enlchcdf.
My dad is being held ransom by an evil dictator.

N'u wdc fyhrrv nw cky Cknyjtb' Pgnre hwvudfy.
I'm not really in the Thieves' Guild anymore.

N lkyhc hc bdrnchnfy.
I cheat at solitaire.

N khjy h chccdd vdg'jy wyjyf byyw.
I have a tattoo you've never seen.

N tnbbye h pnfr dwly.
I kissed a girl once.

DT, DT, udfy ckhw dwly!
OK, OK, more than once!

Yrhw, nc cgfwb dgc N uhv wdc ay yqhlcrv mkhc vdg mdgre lhrr-
Elan, it turns out I may not be exactly what you would call-

#316
Dxyye Mwp Ewxk
Happy New Year

#320
Xqp
Yes

Xqp
Yes

#330
R fjwhh qdwow'h mx axrmq rm vw bhzrmf b ejwhqrxm.
I guess there's no point in me asking a question.

Pxj ibm jmuwohqbmu vw?
You can understand me?

Djd?
Huh?

#331
Bfqe zqp M rt et fjketfj wi kljjzf?
What can I do to restore my speech?

#340
Vrqxx rtegqxg abqvo lvqkul hte fx'qx LVKMM jhskeo nrxhu qtmx qxyklkbe wbsxl...Obgl, fx ltns
Three hundred forty strips, and we're STILL making cheap rule revision jokes... Gods, we suck.

#351
Gpmp Vzrra, vzrra, vzrra.
Here Kitty, kitty, kitty.

#361
Bior pkdt! Hn'g Mdos
Holy crap, it's Nale!

Gnit ohgnsmhmse ni riwkgsoa gtsdc aik imps dmj OIIC qbsks H'x GBIINHME!
Stop listening to yourself speak for once and LOOK where I'm SHOOTING!

#381
Qr--
Wh--? (Pick your favorite two letters)

#384
Za ybxy acwwdave yd uv adfv adty dg sdhv? Uvrxcav Z rxi'y awvxh? Zg ad, zy qxai'y jvtp gciip.
Is that supposed to be some sort of joke? Because I can't speak? If so, it wasn't very funny.

#386
XCGH???
NALE???

#393
MFGL P opvvlu mfgl? Sry!
NALE I kissed nale? Ugh!

Keeeeeeee! Opno ypv fvv Euugd lcclnwpql! Lgfm
Woooooooo! Kick his ass oddly effective Elan!

Ysy?
Huh?

Des'ql rew we il obuupmr al. Lgfm, des'xl mew isdpmr wypv fxl des? [Typo note: opuupmr for kidding]
You've got to be kidding me. Elan, you're not buying this are you?

Ufam vwxfpryw yl'v gdpmr!
Damn straight he's lying!

Yl iesryw al wypv uxlvv! Neal em kesgu FMD keafm NYEEVL we klfx wypv wypmr?
He bought me this dress! Come on would ANY woman CHOOSE to wear this thing?

Mel P'a mew! P'a vwsjpu! P'a ve vwsjpu!
No! I'm not! I'm stupid! I'm so stupid!

Ec nesxvl mew! Wypv pv fiivsxu! P'a Nyfewpn Reeu! Pvy!
Of course not! This is absurd! I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!

Kyd fxl des gpvwlmpnr we ypa??? Yl'v wyl QPGGFPM!
Why are you listening to him??? He's the VILLIAN!

Me, P yfqlm'w!
No, I haven't!

Des yfql we ilgplql al! Yl'v gdpmr!!
You have to believe me! He's lying!!

Kyfw?? Me! ME!
What?? No! NO!

P nfm'w ...wypmo...
I can't ..think...

P nfm'w gevl ypa P-P wyesryw...
I can't lose him I-I thought...

Thank you everyone who translated these for the rest of us.

-Dillon

[TinSoldier]

Docta, you are the DOCTA! Awesome!

Now, why did the request thread get locked ???

I just need to remember this thread whenever anyone asks for Haley translations. I'm sure there will be a few more that will need to be added to your OP.

[n11]

You might want to change the title from "Complitation" to "Compilation".

And well done, by the way.

Edit: And I suspect the request thread was locked because the request was answered.

[Docta_Dillon]

Thanks for the spell check :)

I check for comics pretty regularly, so I will keep this updated as there are more quotes.

-Dillon

[Balthial]

Originally Posted by Docta_Dillon

Thanks for the spell check :)

I check for comics pretty regularly, so I will keep this updated as there are more quotes.

-Dillon

Thanks a lot man, tryingto hack through that other thread was tough.

[Eriol]

Couple of things:

#267 is wrong. That should be for #268. She isn't talking in #267.

B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.

The "translated" line should read: "I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction. You missed the "my" after "enough of".

Great compilation though. Good work.

[Gary_Howard]

Brilliant! This has needed to be done (ok, not needed, so much, but..) for a while now, and with Haley's speech coming back, I'm sure it'll stay fairly up-to-date.

Thank you! This is a very good reference!

[Caedrel]

I stand corrected and, moreover, salute you, good Docta! (Better you than me, too ;))

[CelestialStick]

Thanks for compiling the translations in one post!

[Lerris]

This is just great very handy.

[seedanrun7]

Whoooo hooooo !!!

Hey--- I think Dillon should get a couple stars or something and be upgraded to dwarf for this!

HEY MODERATOR-- GIVE DILLON A FREE BONUS STAR.

hmmmmm..... how do you get a mod to notice a post... oh I know! I'll put in an inappropriate phrase!!!

<<deleted>> your <<deleted>> <<deleted>> and take a <<deleted>> <<deleted>> your <<deleted>> with a sick camel!

Seriously though-- awsome Dillion -- and do give him a star!

[Vistanibard]

Not exactly what you would call a wha?

Stay clean mind.... stay clean curse you. :'(

[Sneak]

Docta Dillon, you are teh roxxor.

[saraswati]

Thanks Dillon! You da man!

Now if we could only cut and paste that onto the original artwork .....

No, wait, no Giant! Just kidding! No Ban I !

Seriously though, I'd pay an extra ummmm, small amount of money, to have that put in OOTS Volume 2. Sort of subtitle-ish.

[CelestialStick]

Originally Posted by saraswati

Thanks Dillon! You da man!

Now if we could only cut and paste that onto the original artwork .....

No, wait, no Giant! Just kidding! No Ban I !

Seriously though, I'd pay an extra ummmm, small amount of money, to have that put in OOTS Volume 2. Sort of subtitle-ish.

Yeah, I'd pay an extra 50% of the zero dollars I'm currently paying. ;D

Seriously though, I would love to see a translated version of those strips. Maybe Rich could include them in the Director's Cut. ;)

[seedanrun7]

Just a quick post to move this back up to the top of the post list-- a few new Haley Speaks posts have come out becuase this was buried on page 5.

[Sc00by]

There's a reasonable argument that the 'What Hayley said' link int eh 'important threads and noticies' thread should point here instead of at the really long one.

Please Lilly?

[Docta_Dillon]

thanks for the bump, seedanrun. I put a link to this thread in my sig...but i guess I dont post enough to spread it around :P

anyway, hopefully there'll be some more translations to put in next week.

-Dillon

[senior_stabby]

upgrade dillion darn it to translator in the play ground

[CelestialStick]

Originally Posted by Docta_Dillon

thanks for the bump, seedanrun. I put a link to this thread in my sig...but i guess I dont post enough to spread it around :P

anyway, hopefully there'll be some more translations to put in next week.

-Dillon

I'm kinda hoping there won't be any more--ever. ;)

[n11]

Bump

Once the current arc ends, perhaps this thread should be stickied and locked for members new to the boards to find quickly.

[LE4dGOLEM]

Thread-Url-Sigged.
Spread the Word!

C'mon, the Url's
http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/yabb...num=1148000972

SPREAD!

[CelestialStick]

Originally Posted by n11

Bump

Once the current arc ends, perhaps this thread should be stickied and locked for members new to the boards to find quickly.

A wise, suggestion, N11. :)

[Lordkraken]

I think that #250, that was listed as "Random four letter word" is yeah, judging by the context, Haley's expression, and the fact that noe of them are the same letter.

The strip in question is here: http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/Gian...tscript?SK=250

[Docta_Dillon]

that was suggested, along with several other not-so-forum-friendly words, most of which have no repeated letters, in the original "What Haley Said" thread. Personally, I dont think that there is enough evidence to say it is one word over another, so whatever random four letter word you would like it to be, it is.

-Dillon

[Sc00by]

Originally Posted by LE4dGOLEM

Thread-Url-Sigged.
Spread the Word!

C'mon, the Url's
http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/yabb...num=1148000972

SPREAD!

Added to Sig. Thanks a lot for the link ;)

[TroyXavier]

Thanks for the translations. I had forgotten how long it has been since she could speak properly.

[Gary_Howard]

Right. It's in the sig. I think I had to remove the space before the semicolon, though..

[n11]

"Xqp = Yes" for comic #320

[Docta_Dillon]

thanks, its updated.

-Dillon