They say criminals always start out small... petty theft, robbery, assault. Later in life, they move on to bigger and better things such as grand larceny and auto theft.
This bird is a bad apple. Sure, he's only taking crisps (aka CHIPS), but its the manner that he does it. He clearly has no regard for law and order, much less authority. This apple is rotten to the core. He has already perfected his MO, waiting until the coast is clear to make a swipe. Will he stop at nothing to feed his addiction? He must be stopped, before he convinces other fowls to make the same life-choices he has.
It was only a matter of time before humanity's selfish nature was passed down to the lowly seagulls. This petty theft only marks the beginnings of what may become a widespread siege on our chips. Yes, before long, seagulls all over will be assailing are stores, and robbing us of everything we hold dear. Now is the time to act! I believe President Bush has already set up a campaign for what he calls the "War on Seagulls."
If I were a Rogue Seagull I'd steal something better than Doritos.
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Get outa the fire. Get outa the fire. You're still in the fire. Why are you in the fire. Get outa the fire. Get outa the fire. Get outa the fire. You died.
Even looks like a criminal. Sloping forehead, shifty eyes. I don't trust seagulls as far as I can throw them, ever since one of them crapped on my friend as we were walking down the street. No respect.
Even looks like a criminal. Sloping forehead, shifty eyes. I don't trust seagulls as far as I can throw them, ever since one of them crapped on my friend as we were walking down the street. No respect.
I very much agree. The health of our society demands that we immediately arrest and incarcerate this transgressor. If we don't immediately put a stop to this sort of behavior among gulls, the damn things will think they have a right to do whatever they please. They'll be demanding to vote next...
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I fail to see how "No, that guy is too fat to be hurt by your fire" would make sense.
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Just another case of an... Eagle on the lamb! (Cookie for refrence.)
I thought a similar Colbert reference when I first saw the title of the thread.
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And yes, that is pretty much exactly what she meant. Don Beegles FTW!
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An appeal to me in this fiendish row - is there? Very well; I heard; I admit, but I have a voice too, and for good or evil mine is the speech that cannot be silenced
If you all have watched "Birds" you would starts killing them right now
'Watched?' How about 'read?'
So let me get this straight. We know where this bird is. We know where he goes to steal. We have witnesses and enforcers about. And we haven't arrested it? Well that's just sloth!
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So let me get this straight. We know where this bird is. We know where he goes to steal. We have witnesses and enforcers about. And we haven't arrested it? Well that's just sloth!
tell me about it, if someone becomes a celebrity they immediately have immunity from the law, and the sad part is that all the birds will act accordingly to.
And about the war against the birds? i claim first kill!, a bird hit my windshield yesterday on the highway and got stuck under my windshield wiper...
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Final Fantasy games are meant to be single player, epically deep stories, massive character depth, AND A GOD DAMN LINEUP BATTLE! I hate that free roam ****... There needs to be a world map, and an airship. Those are the basics that should never be abandoned in a FF game... Otherwise, it's just not a final fantasy, it's something else.
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So, lemme get this straight. We have racial and gender equality down to a science, but we get these bizarre speciesist mentality when it comes to birds? Ridonkulous! We need to send that little feller up the air current.
^ Speciesist as in how these people are refusing to prosecute the stupid gull? Or are you accusing us of being speciesist? Eh, in any case that bird needs to be sent to San Quentin.
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I fail to see how "No, that guy is too fat to be hurt by your fire" would make sense.
Re: Bird begins life of crime.They also pwn.Alot.Lulz.
BIRD BEGINS LIFE OF CRIME!
Local authoroties are unable to catch birds thanks to their inability to sprout wings and fly!This bird recently broke out of a prison, and is now robbing supermarkets of their cheesy treats.Horrible!Local store owner comments:
"He is to be shot and nailed to a cross at once!No one steals
our doritos without suffering!The BIRD SHALL PAY!No mercy!"
1. the bird should be savagely beaten by a panda with a bag of kittens. PETA be... smashed by a panda with a bag of kittens?
2. all pun makers see the second spoiler in my sig
3. this shows just how EVIL this bird is, and really, i hate to seem speciesist but how evil ALL birds are, no wonder our pets hunt them... they are EVIL
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