Honestly, how many times do you ever expect to say "Pilot doesn't have too much experience with landings, because you don't often need to land a flying Citadel".
On that note, if we ever need to make an emergency landing, what's the opinion on landing upside down so that majority of the shield hits first?
Demons run away, propoganda elementals leave and you get hit by smokey the bear's subversion, though that was mostly so I could make a joke.
Either way, demon army gone, superpowered propoganda elementals gone.
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Demons run away, propoganda elementals leave and you get hit by smokey the bear's subversion, though that was mostly so I could make a joke.
Either way, demon army gone, superpowered propoganda elementals gone.
I got that much, but why are they gone? how can they just dissapear, I can draw up a comic of your army gone for no apparent reason.
Wait, is this your demon army or my reinforcements?
Demon Army, well technically they're Satan's Demon army, but he lets me use them whenever I want...
BTW, I'm making a flash about my demons and your commies haveing a battle, unfortuatly it might take a while as I can only do this at school, pluss I don't have a drawing tablet which makes it very hard...So the drawing are abit... ****e...
Well, at Mach 0.74, momentum alone should take us a fair distance out to sea. I'll see if I can get something out in response, probably Sunday at the latest.
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Demon Army, well technically they're Satan's Demon army, but he lets me use them whenever I want...
Yeah, but satan won't let you use them if he things their just going to get slaughtered, he dosn't know the propoganda elementals are gone.
In short, wait a day or so, this was just to even the scales especially since were not supposed to have armies, okay technically I have the unseens, but their only good enough that a PC could take on like 50 of them and only take enough damage to acheive the minimum required for the bad-ass battle scarred look, IF the unseens rolled well.
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So, Astronaut, War Hero, or hideous Mantis Man, hop to it! The future of humanity is in your capable hands and or terrifying organic scythes.
Yeah, but satan won't let you use them if he things their just going to get slaughtered, he dosn't know the propoganda elementals are gone.
In short, wait a day or so, this was just to even the scales especially since were not supposed to have armies, okay technically I have the unseens, but their only good enough that a PC could take on like 50 of them and only take enough damage to acheive the minimum required for the bad-ass battle scarred look, IF the unseens rolled well.
Well, considering they're Demons, so whenever they die, they just get ressorected back down in Hell, they're pretty much desposible... now let us count my spelling mistakes.
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They're not an army, they're just my minnions that will do whatever they want... and you have an army, why can't I have one?
Well, considering they're Demons, so whenever they die, they just get ressorected back down in Hell, they're pretty much desposible... now let us count my spelling mistakes.
well the point is moot since ABR has a standing No-Army rule that I'm going to assume carries on, you can have a few helpers, but not swarms of demons.
@^ 900 minions IS an army, and as I said, I wouldn't call the unseens much of a fighting force. Their summoned bodies are built to perform houshold tasks, not fight, and they all wear RED shirts, thats like an instant death sentence.
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I can send burst of ultrasonic beams to ''call'' crabs
You cannot control headcrabs...they only listen to Big Momma...if you call them, they will swarm you and turn you into the most abominable reject of nature the multiverse has ever seen.Oh, and you would probably die too...
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I said this in an edit, but here it is again
900 minions IS an army, and as I said, I wouldn't call the unseens much of a fighting force. Their summoned bodies are built to perform houshold tasks, not fight, and they all wear RED shirts, thats like an instant death sentence.
but I'd rather not hide behind semantics, so I'll throw in a rule that I will never have them be remotley effective in combat agaisnt anybody with a name, that includes you nameless. They will just generally suck.
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The servant cannot attack in any way; it is never allowed an attack roll. It cannot be killed, but it dissipates if it takes 6 points of damage from area attacks. (It gets no saves against attacks.)