Round one ends
OK, it took me long enough... enjoy. And if not: Please remember it's my first attempt.
Ding ding ding, a halfling on a swing!
Look how he’s swinging, higher and higher… up to the trees. These are the moments when a little halfling is feeling really big… and suddenly he has and idea.
“When I let go at the highest point I must fly up to the trees. Like a bird! Yes, that’s what I’m doing now!”
Thought… done… he let go at the highest point. Unforunatly he forgot gravitiy (or he never knew that it existed) and fell down on the ground. Very hard!
Ink is a very special kid. He has an invisible Mindflayer friend called Mordokai. Well… invisible only for Ink. He can only talk to him, all the other kids can see him. And they are frightened.
So Mordokai, as Mindflayer you can use telepathy, can’t you?
Yes Ink. Tell me what I should do and I do it.
Well, you could lift this stone here and throw it on your head?
You are evil Ink. But I can do it, look.
He lifts up a big stone, let it fly up above his face and… suddenly is pushed away by Rowena.
“Stupid Mindflayer…” is the last thing she can say before the stone hits her.
“Impressive. I have to use muscle power.” Ink tries to pick up the stone but it’s too heavy for him. “Hey, you! Could you help me with this?” He asks Shadow who stands beside him and watched the scene amused. Both can lift up the stone and they throw it on little evvie who’s just lying around in the grass watching the clouds in the sky.
Shadow, the playground bully walks away pleased. Another live he could make a little more terrible.
Suddenly he is surrounded by Yspoch, Ariko and Freshmeat.
“Your days as Playground tyrant are counted, Ol Thadow!” they claim. Yspoch kicks Shadow into the back of the kneecap while Freshmeat try to hit his face and Ariko wants to bite into his foot. Unfortunatly Shadow sinks down and they both hit Yspoch. Freshmeat in the mouth and Ariko bites in two toes. He spits three teeth before he hits the ground just beside Shadow. Skippy was a little wiser, he shot some potatos on Shadow from a point far away with his potato launcher. Not that it had any impact on Shadows condition, but it’s the will, that counts.
Ariko and Freshmeat are a little worried. Yspoch was quiet popular in the playground and his friends sure will take revenge because of the loss of teeth. Ariko runs to a little hut and tries to hide in there. Unfortunately Raiser B1ade was watching the fight just from there and he is very upset what happened to his friend. Poor demon kitty, as Raiser finished she ran around the playground screaming with three tincans on a wire connected to her tail.
Freshmeat on the other hand hide up at the twisted slide. “No one will find me here! No kid ever goes near the twisted slide.” Suddenly he remembers why no kid ever goes to the twisted slide. “This is MY slide you moron!” are the last words he hears before a fist from Mustiado knocks him out.
Sitting on the monkey bars, the little dwarf Faerwainsson Blackbeerbeard looks annoyed around the playground. "Look at tha ground. It's all "ooh, me is bigger " humans and "ye stepped on me flowers!" elves. And them did not even conrat-corngrant-kograt-say nice things on me live-giving-day. No respect, and when me punches stupid humans for no respect, they go whining aboot it to their nurses. Stupid human nurses. Not even beards. If dwarves had nurses, our nurses would beat them nurses vishi-vicci-vishily- badly."
He takes another deep drink form his tankard of milk and takes a decision. "Ach, I dinnae like tha ground anymore. Goin' to play at Thor's playground."
With a last snear at the puny other kids, he head-dives from the monkey bars to end this misery. His live doesn’t end, it just hurts a little more, though.
Winnih Puuh is walkin through the playground, searching for honey. He is very hungry, as always, and as he sees a big pot he doesn’t look left or right, he runs towards and begins eating.
“Hey, that’s my pot!” Vampiric is very upset. This big, ugly bear just eats his pot of blood honey. No Vampire can let that happen, even such a little vampire. He bites the poor bear and sucks all his blood.
Unfortunatly in the same moment he is distracted by the wonderfull taste of the bearblood Grazgob, the little Ork attends behind him and hits him with a wooden spade he just stole from the sandpit with such a force that the spade breaks. As Vampiric turns around to react on this attack Fredricus takes the broken gadget from Grazgob and stabs it into Vampirics heart.
“That’s the way you kill Vampires, don’t you know? Stupid Orks!”
A little baby Pixie with an axe. A very angry, young little baby Pixie with an axe. What shall he do? Knock on wood! And, yep, there is some wood nearby. A sentient bathtub made of pearwood. What does it do here, in the middle of the playground? Well, we will never know it since the little baby Pixie with his axe is making little sentient toothpicks out of it.
Little Destro is strolling through the playground, looking for things. He has an idea, and therefore he needs a empty bottle, some nails and a little piece of string. Yesterday he spent the whole afternoon to crack up fireworks and gather black gunpowder. Today he want to build an grenade. Very exited he fills the nails and the gunpowder into the bottle, lites the string and… the string goes out. That can’t bee. A little bit angry he lites the string again but nothing happens. Very angry he takes a match and throws it into the bottle… well, next scene please, I don’t really want to describe what happens next…
In the sand pit a dwarf kid is digging a big hole. He want’s to make a trap for all the annoying humans and flower lovers as suddenly a kid with a hat propeller approaches.
“What are you doing here?” “Don’t tell ya, stupid human” “Oh, come on, I want to see!” “You want to see? Wait a little, than I show you.” “Really? You are very nice.”
Draken smirkes and digs. After half an hour the hole is big enough for Raeden.
“So, ready.” “Wow, that’s a big hole. What for did you make it?” “Go inside, I’ll show you.”
As Raeden climbed into the hole Draken fills it up again. Only Raedens head is looking out of the sand, he’s unable to move. “Hey, that was nasty!” “You asked for it!”
DLD is watching the scene. “Hah, this dwarf had a good idea, I think I will try the same.” She’s digging and digging and as she finished the hole she’s sitting inside waiting for a stupid humanoid to ask for it. Half an hour passes by but no one shows up. Angrily DLD kicks with her feet at at the wall. Suddenly the wall gives in and the hole breaks together, catching DLD in the sand.
Thanatos, the bakerson is climbing up the tree. He’s one of the best treeclimbers around and today he wanted to defeat the most difficult tree around, the chestnut. He’s quite good, climbing about 5 meters above the ground as suddenly a branch brakes. Fortunatly a bush slows his fall, unfortunatly it is a blackberry bush.
Almighty Salmon and Frigs are playing at the seesaw. It’s a little odd to watch the young warforged and the human kid there, since Frigs seems to be in the air most of the time but it happens not very much exiting else.
Emperor Demonking throws his stuffed demon to Jurgen. He catches it easily and asks “Hey, what’s that for?” “This is my stuffed magic demon, if you laugh it bites into your nose until it bleeds!” “What? That’s good. Ha ha ha aa a aaaarggjjkkkkskdkdkfk”. Jurgen runs away crying, rying to get rid of this Demon. Without much success.
Lord Fullbladder is sitting beyond the monky bar. He seems to be waiting for something. St. Stinner, bored of the slippery slide goes to him asking what he does. “Psst. It will happen every moment.” “What?” Suddenly Faerwainsson Blackbeerbeard falls down right between than and runs crying away. “That. There’s always amusement in wathching the pain of others.” “Yes. You’re right, that was kinda funny. Will there be some more?” “We will see, we will see.”
Ben9089 and Fin are hunting a chicken (Fleeing Coward) out of boredom but they don’t catch it. Kursk and someoneonotyou are watching but they don’t do anything else.
The kid with the orange parka is standing high up in the tower of the wooden castle. “Hee hee, they never can kill me here.” he thinks. Suddenly Kasz approaches. Kenny starts and shivers. “Do you want to kill me now?” “No, why? Should I” “Ermmm, no, of course not. It’s just so that I always die at the end.” “What? It’s the end? Why didn’t you tell me earlier.” With this words Kasz jumps out of the tower. Kenny looks out of the window. “What a weird guy” he thinks. But on the other hand… it’s the end and Kenny has to die. So he jumps down, too.
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