Trog's Tavern CXCIX

[Szilard]

Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.


Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

Theme Song

NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

STAFF:
Manager: El Jaspero
Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
Cook: Who



Trog would like to introduce:


Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))
GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

Bar Drinks:
Hemo Colada - 100% less coconut, 100% more ichor.
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits Available
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

Beers Ales & Such
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

Other Fine Beverages
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
SLURPEES!
Root
Red Minotaur Energy Drink
Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

To Munch
Hot Spicy Peanuts
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon!!!
Gyros
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Who's Surprise

Desserts
Muffins
Brownies

Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace.

[Mee]

Hey, I was going to. Oh well, you win.
*Orianna pulls her hand out of the mirror*

[Szilard]

Mirror sits on table.

[Mee]

((By the way, It should be, CIC, since it thread 199.))

[Szilard]

((Maybe, but its C for 100, XC for 90, and IX for nine, I'll look it up.))

[Mee]

((okay, but I still think it should be CIC))
*She starts to laugh.*

[Szilard]

((From Wikipedia:

Rules regarding Roman numerals often state that a symbol representing 10n may not precede any symbol larger than 10n+1. For example, C cannot be preceded by I or V, only by X (or, of course, by a symbol representing a value equal to or larger than C). Thus, one should represent the number ninety-nine as XCIX (using decimal places -- 90 (XC) then 9 (IX)), not as the "shortcut" IC.

))
That was a good one, might have been better with a slap though.

[Mee]

((okay, I stand corrected.))
I thought of a slap, but didn't have to room to get up a really good one, so I punched him instead.

[Szilard]

Still great though.
((I cant stop laughing. ))

[Mee]

((Good.)) *Orders some wine*

[Szilard]

((You made me laugh again.))
Hm h-hm-hmmmmm, hm-h-hmm... Hums Indiana Jones theme tune.

[Mee]

((Ahem, I believe that I have something to ask me.
Boy, did that sound weird. ))

[Szilard]

Oh, Kelindale wants to know if you know a Fawful.

[Mee]

*Laughs* So, he does remember me. Yeah, tell him I do, even that first part if you wish. I think he might understand. Maybe.

[Szilard]

First part of what?
((Don't think Bobby heard the story.))

[Mee]

((Look at it again. The first part, of my last post.))
So, anyway, where would I find you if I wanted to go looking?
I need to go, I might be back, I don't know.
*Pays and leaves.*
((Treat it like she did answer the question, and it was a yeah, she forgot to duck))

[Szilard]

Bobby's hand taps its fingers.

[Mee]

*The mouse wakes up, and starts to attempt to chew on Bobby's fingers.*

[Szilard]

Flicks fingers hoping to flick the mouse away.

[Mee]

((Did it grab a finger?
If so, it hangs on.))

[Szilard]

Starts banging the mouse on the table.

[Mee]

The mouse determinedly hangs on.

[Szilard]

Hand continues flinging hopeing for anyone else to show up. ((Maybe I'll make some Npc's...))

[Mee]

((good idea))
Ow Ow Ow.

[Szilard]

((Now I have to think of someone.))

[Mee]

((how about, bubba?))

[Szilard]

A four member cult come in. The rat disturbs me, kill it off. Ye m'lady.
Two of the cult members take out daggers.
Uh-oh.

[Mee]

Oh, .
((You had to pick that picture, didn't you?
Are you still wanting something to gawk at? ))
(( /\ link in NSFW))

[Szilard]

((I saw it in a D&D book I had and they had a gallery on the website. Posted it as a website because I didn't want to show it. Nothing else to do, besides, it could be worse.))
Why you so mad?

[Mee]

THEY WANNA KILL ME!
((Yeah, it could be worse.))