Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98

Raiser Blade · 05-28-2008, 06:45 PM

The Rules.
You Read Them!

In order to try and keep these threads from becoming unmanageable, some rules have been created, and they accent the forum rules. Please read those first.

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB one word posts should be spam everywhere. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* should also be considered spam. Quality of content trumps speed of response.
2. Ditch the "competition for control of the universe" eh. It has ceased to be funny, and often branches out into little mock battles that fall into the spam definition laid out above. We've got a PbP section for fights, and even the Town has an arena, I believe.
3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well.
4. Stop advertising other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.
5. Please stop with single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."
6. Do not poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."
7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.
8. No asking "What's the topic" or the ilk. This is *not* a conversation where you could've missed the begining, it's a forum where the current topic is nicely recorded for you. So read up a bit first.
9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.
10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.
11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details

Anyone found breaking the rules will be sent to stand in the corner and receive a very stern talking to!

Previous Threads:
(We all have far too much spare time.)

Spoiler

This thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. There is an IRC chat thingy set up for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat. It's win/win/win!

Now, ladies and genteelmen, let the bantering begin.

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 06:46 PM

I will end you for this.

~~And then violate your corpse.~~
And then do some bad things...

Pfft... And my set up wasn't just a copy and paste too...

Oh well, at least I'm still more handsome.

Zephra · 05-28-2008, 06:47 PM

yayyy! new thread!! soon we'll be up to 100-- then there'll really be competition over who gets the new thread...

Cobra_Ikari · 05-28-2008, 06:48 PM

Well, Player Zero, that's what you get for not posting. You CAN do it any time after page 50 is hit, you know.

Raiser Blade · 05-28-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

I will end you for this.

~~And then violate your corpse.~~
And then do some bad things...

But I've been in line since... a looong time ago. From way back in RB #92.

Edit: Hey my mommy says i'm more handsome then you so nyaaah!

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiser_B1ade

But I've been in line since... a looong time ago. From way back in RB #92.

Edit: Hey my mommy says i'm more handsome then you so nyaaah!

Heh... Yeah, I understand...

I'd just got it all editted and ready an' all, though... I used blue text and everything! Blue text!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Face Of Evil

One shall stand ... one shall fall!

(Also, Hot Rod sucks.)

Why would you throw away your life so foolishly?

@\/ ...A little.

Raiser Blade · 05-28-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

Heh... Yeah, I understand...

I'd just got it all editted and ready an' all, though... I used blue text and everything! Blue text!

Does this make you feel better?

Dragonrider · 05-28-2008, 06:54 PM

NEW THREAD! YAY!

Yeah, Raiser's been wanting one FOREVER. Like, since I got mine.

Haruki-kun · 05-28-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonrider

NEW THREAD! YAY!

Yeah, Raiser's been wanting one FOREVER. Like, since I got mine.

Actually, yes it's true!
Now, time to banter in Raiser's Banter.

Quote:

Previously on Random Banter

Haruki was attacked with a link to TV Tropes and Teleported into a Realm from which he could not escape. Face of Evil, having caused this, rejoiced from it as he got rid of the Angel, he thought, for good. In the meantime, the others banters. Caught in a Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series trope, Haruki tried desperately to find a way out. And then he lost The Game.

Also, Curly is English.

*Opening Sequence Plays*

Copacetic · 05-28-2008, 07:02 PM

Hmm, cool, a new banter. Now all we have to do is decide what to banter about. I suggest Kittens. Aren't they so fluffly and adorable?

Raiser Blade · 05-28-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Frigs

Hmm, cool, a new banter. Now all we have to do is decide what to banter about. I suggest Kittens. Aren't they so fluffly and adorable?

I like them best when served with a nice soup. It helps balance the delicate flavor.

CurlyKitGirl · 05-28-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Haruki-kun

Also, Curly is English.

Damn straight.
Also, TV Tropes is too addictive.

Dragonprime · 05-28-2008, 07:05 PM

This may seem like a weird question, but how do you leave an anonymous tip to the police in America?

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Frigs

Hmm, cool, a new banter. Now all we have to do is decide what to banter about. I suggest Kittens. Aren't they so fluffly and adorable?

The kitty is so soft and pretty. Would you like to pet the kitty?
Hey look, I'm petting the kitty! Pet, pet, pet.

Kitties are perhaps the best of all animals, since they are both soft and pretty.

Also, on the subject of Curly being English: This is still unsubstantiated, Curly is clearly German.

Copacetic · 05-28-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

The kitty is so soft and pretty. Would you like to pet the kitty?
Hey look, I'm petting the kitty! Pet, pet, pet.

Kitties are perhaps the best of all animals, since they are both soft and pretty.

Also, on the subject of Curly being English: This is still unsubstantiated, Curly is clearly German.

And Lazy. Don't forget lazy. Cat's are like rugs. Except Pretty.

Also, Curly is most likely English. There is still an off-chance she is lying and is actually French, But I doubt it.

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Originally Posted by dragonprime

This may seem like a weird question, but how do you leave an anonymous tip to the police in America?

Leave a note at the frot of the police station. OR just e-mail them. some things are just that simple.

Raiser Blade · 05-28-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dragonprime

This may seem like a weird question, but how do you leave an anonymous tip to the police in America?

Prepaid cellphone. Also now I am curious why you want to know this...

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frigs

And Lazy. Don't forget lazy. Cat's are like rugs. Except Pretty.

Also, Curly is most likely English. There is still an off-chance she is lying and is actually French, But I doubt it.

Cats aren't lazy, it's just that they're compared to dogs, and they're rambunctious and whatnot...

Also, French? Of course! Why didn't I think of it myself! It's so clear now!

Mauve Shirt · 05-28-2008, 07:25 PM

Curly's English? When did that come up?

Copacetic · 05-28-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

Cats aren't lazy, it's just that they're compared to dogs, and they're rambunctious and whatnot...

Also, French? Of course! Why didn't I think of it myself! It's so clear now!

My Cats were lazy. But then again, having random warm spots lying around the house is an attractive quality.

Becuase I'm smarter than you.

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt

Curly's English? When did that come up?

Probably right about when she started adding:

I am English

To all her posts... Which she did because of confusion and then disbelief that she was English, I eblieve.

Cobra_Ikari · 05-28-2008, 07:38 PM

BTW, has a close request been sent for the last thread? >.>

Curly is Cornish. *licks*

Mauve Shirt · 05-28-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

Probably right about when she started adding:

I am English

To all her posts... Which she did because of confusion and then disbelief that she was English, I eblieve.

I was joking.

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari

BTW, has a close request been sent for the last thread? >.>

Curly is Cornish. *licks*

A Southerner? Pah. The midlands is where it's at, yo.

Can I hear a second on that?

...Also, who's got the next thread, then? 'Cause I did say I'd shotgun the next one, and I'd hate to not fulfill my obligations.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt

I was joking.

I considered the idea that you were... But then I thought, "Hey, I can just deny it if anyone asks." So, yeah. I knew you were joking.

Copacetic · 05-28-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Player_Zero

A Southerner? Pah. The midlands is where it's at, yo.

Can I hear a second on that?

...Also, who's got the next thread, then? 'Cause I did say I'd shotgun the next one , and I'd hate to not fulfill my obligations.

Oh, me! Pick me! I wanna do the next thread! Pick Me!

[/innerchild]

Why are we discussing who is going to make the next thread while we have another 50 pages to go on this one?

Zakama · 05-28-2008, 08:02 PM

*Was supposed to have SMEE's RB*

*Missed another one*

EDIT: Also, The Giant should get #100.

Dragonprime · 05-28-2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiser_B1ade

Prepaid cellphone. Also now I am curious why you want to know this...

I've received some death threats.

Copacetic · 05-28-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonprime

I've received some death threats.

Go tell the police. In Person. Death threats are not to be trifled with.

North · 05-28-2008, 08:11 PM

I dont know if the Rich pays enough attention to this to start up a new thread.

Uncle Festy · 05-28-2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haruki-kun

And then he lost The Game.

Hate you. So much.
... not really. Just hate the Freaking Game.
Ooh, first page!

Player_Zero · 05-28-2008, 08:16 PM

TANGENT!

Who here has read Knights Of the Dinner Table (KoDT)?

I'm sure a lot of you have, and I've just read the first four volumes again, so let's discuss it!

For those who haven't: Here and here.