Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
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Re: Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds dasardedly deipnosophists #9
*aheyumhuem*
In the darkest of times in Cat-Muffin history we have persevered.
When we were first cast into your dark world that smells rather odd, we continued.
When we found ourselves chased from our new homeland by wizards, we continued.
When we were left stranded in a new world by poor navigational skills, we continued.
Even when we set upon by John the Tearer, a terrible murderer with some unknown grudge against Cat-Muffins, we continued.
And how did we continue?
Because we know how to do one thing well, one thing that keeps all species going when the going gets tough, one thing that unites all sentient beings under one banner, one thing that connects and binds the universe together and stops it spilling out of the bath.
Cat-Muffins know how to *BOOGIE!*
The thread has been blessed.
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Originally Posted by Player_Zero
Bagzee #100
I thought we were giving 100 to The Giant, even if we had to make it for him?
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Re: Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds dasardedly deipnosophists #9
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Originally Posted by Jibar
*aheyumhuem*
In the darkest of times in Cat-Muffin history we have persevered.
When we were first cast into your dark world that smells rather odd, we continued.
When we found ourselves chased from our new homeland by wizards, we continued.
When we were left stranded in a new world by poor navigational skills, we continued.
Even when we set upon by John the Tearer, a terrible murderer with some unknown grudge against Cat-Muffins, we continued.
And how did we continue?
Because we know how to do one thing well, one thing that keeps all species going when the going gets tough, one thing that unites all sentient beings under one banner, one thing that connects and binds the universe together and stops it spilling out of the bath.
Cat-Muffins know how to *BOOGIE!*
The thread has been blessed.
Suitably epic. Now how are you going to top that for RB #100 Jib?
In other news, Eggy has a nasty crack in its' head shell that is letting the pain pour in (this doubtless presages thunderstorms tonight).
Also. The complete Ulysses 3000 on YouTube. The FX are cheesy now, but the imagery is - and ever will be - the living definition of epic.
Re: Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists
I wish it would get colder here. It's been too hot. To the point where 90F is chilly.
I went to the used bookstore today.
I want to LIVE there.
I bought some books for my English class next year. And my mom bought some books for herself. We only spent $15.50. So I is happeh.
@V: Hi Masato! *waves* *is hugged*
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Anyone found breaking the rules will be sent to stand in the corner and receive a very stern talking to! 
Should I just look it up?
