Dear Malicious Feline
I have reason to believe , though I cannot prove, that Squirrels are actually super intelligent and have been controlling world affairs for quite some time. What should I do?
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I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much everything BRC posts is full of awesome.
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So, Astronaut, War Hero, or hideous Mantis Man, hop to it! The future of humanity is in your capable hands and or terrifying organic scythes.
Where do you live? I need to know so I can send Sir Edward out to let us talk about being evil.
Also on average, it takes 126 licks to get the center of a Tootsie Pop.
I Know more then you! Hhhahaaaaahahahhaaahhahaa!!!!!
There are two doors, each guarded by a guard. Behind one lies fame and fortune; behind the other lurks certain death and disgrace. Both guards always tell the truth, and you can ask them as many questions as you want. On the other hand, these guards will shoot you if you try to enter a door or attack anyone. How do you reach the fame and fortune?
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It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Gooooooo Colonials!
There are two doors, each guarded by a guard. Behind one lies fame and fortune; behind the other lurks certain death and disgrace. Both guards always tell the truth, and you can ask them as many questions as you want. On the other hand, these guards will shoot you if you try to enter a door or attack anyone. How do you reach the fame and fortune?
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That;s not how I remember the riddle being asked...
....Disney was a nazi-supporter... Heavilly........ Since you sold them your rights, does that make you a nazi, too? If so, could you please get off the playground?
And another question:
Dear Kat,
Why don't you do standup comedy? The best answering-questions TV shows are the ones where the person answering the questions either:
A) Makes fun of the spelling/content of the question
B) Totally changes topic and tells a funny story, the ending of which does not answer the question.
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Where do you live? I need to know so I can send Sir Edward out to let us talk about being evil.
Also on average, it takes 126 licks to get the center of a Tootsie Pop.
I Know more then you! Hhhahaaaaahahahhaaahhahaa!!!!!
It took me 455...
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Bravo Szilard. Bravo!
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And Szilard, great job! You make me proud!
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Szilard is wise.
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In Soviet Russia, internet give you.
(is given to Szilard. With bow. Clothes optional.)
There are two doors, each guarded by a guard. Behind one lies fame and fortune; behind the other lurks certain death and disgrace. Both guards always tell the truth, and you can ask them as many questions as you want. On the other hand, these guards will shoot you if you try to enter a door or attack anyone. How do you reach the fame and fortune?
You took my question and added guns...
I'm going to have to shoot you for that. I guess you're lucky I'm having trouble finding my dum-dum bullets and won't settle for less.
In other news:
Dear Kat, Riddle me this, riddle me that:
What do I have in my pocket?
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