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Looking stern at is companions lack of professionalism h stroked his chin for a moment. Glaring hard at the area around him he spoke again, concisely as usual.
"Agreed. Nowhere too popular. We don't want to attract unwanted attention. Let's find some backwater inn shall we?
Zazalemal shrugs, then places his hands firmly on the saddle before him and stretches his body up into a handstand, holding himself there for a moment before pushing himself off to land on his feet beside his mount. Taking the reins in one hand, he follows Ahuhi through the streets. His stride is a cocky strut, and he sends a grin and a wink at any pretty woman whose path crosses his.
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This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
eventualy you find a suitable inn. "The mercenary's purse". you sit down around a table in some corner.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
"your cunning plan is...pathetic. That ill only show we are petty bandits. Remove an arm or leg, give her to the soldiers for a month. Make her suffer so when she goes back to the king, she will be able to tell them all the horrors she experianced before they dared to cross the true king."
Zazalemal sighs. "Neither of you has any imagination. There's so much more potential for profit if we send a ransom note to her father. Especially if we send a finger along with the note. Think of it as getting paid twice." He grins. "Besides, that way we get to keep her around and have a bit of sport ourselves until we get the money. We can also send anonymous letters to various people among the elves that she's carrying my lovechild."
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Mango:you sick, twisted bastard <3
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"ey!" the hobgoblin behind the counter shouts "can i take your order?"
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
"i AM minding my business. and my business happens to be serving people." the hobgoblin states calmly.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Zazaleaml rises and faces the hobgoblin. "It looks to me like you're in the business of eavesdropping. Would you like to know what I do when I catch one of Erwind the Usurper's spies? Keep putting your nose where it doesn't belong, and you'll find out."
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"... did you just call him a usurper?" the hobgoblin asks with disbelief "anyways. HOW could a goblionoid spy? we're killed on sight in Erwinds realm."
the other patrons turned to see what all the ruckus was.
"so... what can i get ya?" the hobgoblin asks again.
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Glaring at his companions he raised his hand friendlily at the server, a warm grin on his face. "I don't drink. A glass of water if you have it, sir."
Turning back to the others. "Mind your tongues. LOW profile."
Lowering his voice to a soft volume that only those at his table could hear. "She isn't worth anything to us dead, right? We also need to give these elvish buffoons a scare. We keep her untouched. And Alive. If we ever get ourselves in a tight spot she's our ticket out. As for the elves...send them the arm of a different maiden."
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The hobgoblin mumble something about "crazy barbarians" and goes out back. he returns later with a bucket of water which he pours into a cup. "one copper" he sighs and places the cup on the table.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
"While i'm all for money, we've got a job before that. The madian's ours once we're done, so we can do what ever. But first we have to satisfy the kingling. Allow me to stop the carrige, after that, its all up to you fine gentlemen to do the rest."
"Regardless of what they might carry, no carrige would run over a simple peasent in the middle of the road. After that, it is a simple scenario of dominating the rider, after that, i can control the rider to where ever you are based, and you will have full access to the princess without any significant problems. They will fight on our terms to defend her, the element of surprise will not only be ours but so will the home field advantage."
"How many guards do you figure she'll have with her? Two? Maybe four? You can bet that they'll know her destination, and will notice if the driver goes off course. However, if one of the carriage's wheels happened to hit something and break, they'd be forced to stop, and would have no reason to be on alert."
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This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Your keen, un-human senses pick up something, you spot a group of goblins on the other side of the room, when they notice that youre looking at them they quickly turn to they drinks and pretend to be talking but you KNOW that they were watching you...
they dont look too trustworthy...
but then again, does any goblin?
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Adrius whispers to the half-elf I would reccommend a little mind reading on those gobbos over there. Taking a drink(of water) he flicks his finger in their direction.
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Zazalemal whispers back, "I don't really do the mind-reading thing. But if you can learn anything from examining their brains after I cleave their heads open, go ahead."
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This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
this is not good. we're spotted! oh this can end so very very bad. i told the prince this wasnt a good idea!
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Stay calm... find your inner happy place....harmony. *disturbing image of mashed potatoes. lots of them* so typical of the prince... his curiosity will be the death of us i swear...
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Ahuhi plunges into the minds of the several goblins that fail to block his mental insinuation, delving into their thoughts.
response can be read up there ^^^
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Ahuhi pulls out a peice of paper, writing the following message. All the while the bells continue to tinkle and thrill from within his robes as she shifts in his seat. (Cast Missive, Mass to the party use the second message)
Orange fly skimppy button, turtles move in cloudfire.
"Goblins are spying on us. I say we kill them off, take one as a captive and find out if more are on our tail"
"Well then." He speaks somewhat loudly. "Ill just go have a chat with our benefactor." He gives a slight wink before turning and leaving the tavern, hoping some of the gobbos will follow.
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Last edited by PirateJesus : 08-03-2008 at 05:42 PM.
the goblins whisper among themselves, sometimes peeking above their shoulder, obviously discussing something. their whisper gets sharper and after a little while they go over to normal small talk.
they do not follow.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.