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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
wow. thats some crappy resolution.
eh, well. the green dots are trees, the white spray is confirmed elven road (about 15 meters) and the gray spray is estimated elven road.
after some minutes of waiting the elven carriage comes. It looks like a living plant. made of silver and whatnot, but still! it is pulled by two white steeds and have a elf in a silvery chainmail driving it. in front of the carrige, two mounted elves in beautifully crafted banded mails ride, and the same behind it. the coach is now halfway on the "assumed elven road". soon it will reach the marked elven road....
((the assassin have studied the driver since he was visible, which was over 20 seconds))
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
At the first sound of the carriage, Zazalemal quietly utters a few words and waves his hand. Four glowing spheres appear at his fingertips. They begin to circle each other and bob up and down as they move between and around trees in a complicated dance. Zazaleam turns so that the carriage will be behind him and watches the balls of light.
As the carriage comes up behind him, Zazalemal calls out in Elvish, "Hail, my brethren. Is it not a glorious day to be riding? Even the will-o'-wisps are at play."
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This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
The elves slow down " Its a nice night indeed, but these are ill times and our mission is urgent, be so kind and move out of the way." they say in a polite yet determinant tone. oh, and they say it in elven!
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Zazalemal stretches slowly before responding. "Urgent? It seems a shame to be in a hurry on such a day as this. I do hope that your business is not too serious. Worrying about such a thing would quite spoil my mood. The beauty of the forest is best appreciated in tranquility. Don't you agree?"
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This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
the carriage and the elven riders slow down even further but theyre also getting closer.....
"we have to transport someone." one of them say in a now slightly suspicious tone
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
the elf nearly dosnt budge. he just cramps a little and stop moving. the elves got no clue!
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
well there is no actual guards ON the carrige. but there is two guards riding in front of it and two behind.
1...2
.!!!!.
.!!!!.
3...4
siee? number=guard
now the drow must disstract them... and MAKE A BLUFF CHECK!
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Zazalemal shakes his head, as if abruptly awakening from a trance. "Oh, I'm sorry. I suppose you gentlemen are in too much of a hurry to enjoy the forest with me properly." He guides his horse to the side of the road.
(1d20+3)[15] Bluff
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This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
the rider who have done all the speaking to now (who you suspects migh be a captain or whatnot) nods and motion the others to move. he stops next to Zaz and asks "tell me... what are your name?"
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oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
Zazalemal's attack causes the elf major wounds, but does not kill him.
He retaliates and shouts "AMBUSH!"
attack roll (1d20+3)[8]
potential damage: (1d8)[4]
the two elves in the back cast a spell at the two in front.
(two secret rolls)
and a shimmering orb surrounds them for a second before it becomes invisible.
the other elf in the front attacks Zazalemal with his longsword. (1d20+2)[15]
potential damage: roll didnt work. i roll IRL: 7.
Adrius: who is your second target?
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
yor arrow hit a invisible wall.
it stands still in the air next to the elfs neck before in falls to the ground.
the barrier however, shatters from the blow.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
even though is not yet your turn (we dont really use initiative here...)
i must say this:
the arrow hits and is stuck in the armour. it dont appear to have penetrated the skin of the elf! fiddlesticks!
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
He has DR 21+ ? WTF? If we dont use initiative then can I replace my improved initiative with another feat?
they ARE royal guards. with special armour (no **** sherlock!?) and high dex.
sure you can. i was gonna suggest you do that...
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
the guard (or rather, Captain.) ducks with uncanny speed.
"To slow! shark-worshiper!"
((now we wait for Cabal to attack))
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
the princess raises her hand and shoots a magic missile in your face. (4d4+3)[10]
total damage.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
No, its one missile at 1st level, then another every 2 levels after .2 at level 3 and so on. It would be broken at one per level. have it maximized (easy at 4th level.) thats 4d4+4 damage or 20 damage that the enemy has literally no chance of avoiding, bypasses all damage reduction, spell resistance, and can be cast a crap load of times in one day.
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Originally Posted by Celesyne
oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.