Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101 - Page 10

banjo1985 · 08-15-2008, 06:15 AM

Banana Phone is scientifically proven to remove all types of concsious thought in a matter of seconds. The listener is reduced to a drooling hand-clapping idiot that can do nothing but sing along happily to the utter lunacy.

*goes off to clap and sing to Banana Phone*

Dr. Bath · 08-15-2008, 06:30 AM

This song drives me ...bananas!

And...I can't stop listening

*claps and sings to Banana Phone with Banjo*

randman22222 · 08-15-2008, 06:31 AM

I'm unaffected. Because I'm listening to "Someone Keeps Moving My Chair".

Cristo Meyers · 08-15-2008, 07:03 AM

So I just log on to check out what's going on for a few minutes before getting to work and what's the first thing I see?

Banana Phone

Freakin' Banana Phone...

Rand, I am personally coming to Abu Dhabi to make you pay...

ringringringring....

Haruki-kun · 08-15-2008, 08:19 AM

As far as Bananas go, I think I prefer Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

But of course, Banana Phone has a special place, too. I had a related video to show, but school has YouTube locked.... *sigh*

Destro_Yersul · 08-15-2008, 09:12 AM

I can one up you all.

Footage of a flying lawnmower set to 'Cotton-Eyed Joe'

It's the good version of the song, too.

CurlyKitGirl · 08-15-2008, 09:28 AM

Now Oi've got a bran' new comboine 'arvester
An' Oi'll give you the key

Curse you Cassie!
It's a good song though. The fair we get down here for Corpus Christi always plays this song on The Twister ride.

Note: having two inch nails maks it hard to type when you're lying on your stomach with a cat on you back. You keep thinking you've hit the button with the right amount of force when you haven't. Or you hit the wrong button.

Charity · 08-15-2008, 09:31 AM

I can help with that Curly

Spoiler

Uncle Festy · 08-15-2008, 09:43 AM

*pulls out the piece of paper again*
Congrats, Randman. Welcome to the list, for getting "Bananaphone" stuck in my head!

CurlyKitGirl · 08-15-2008, 09:53 AM

No. I like my nails very much. Besides, a cheese grater's only good for that sort of thing if you're Duke Felmet.
And the cat's stolen my bed again.

Cristo Meyers · 08-15-2008, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Festy

*pulls out the piece of paper again*
Congrats, Randman. Welcome to the list, for getting "Bananaphone" stuck in my head!

I think Rand's discovered a way to get everyone to come to Abu Dhabi for a meetup...

...granted, we'd be coming there for some payback, but at least we'd be there.

Dragonprime · 08-15-2008, 10:05 AM

It seems I was the only one with enough intellect to stay away from the banana phone

Cristo Meyers · 08-15-2008, 10:08 AM

Alas, in my younger, more foolish days I foolishly clicked on the dreaded Banana Phone link...

..since then, the song has never truly left me. It lurks, like a shadow, only waiting to be summoned...

The Bushranger · 08-15-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castaras

AHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! GET IT OUT!

Ahem.

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there aint no one for to give you no pain...

Hey sis, you asked for it...

Dragonprime · 08-15-2008, 10:12 AM

And I've been fortunate enough to never hear it. Hooray for me, I guess?

Tempest Fennac · 08-15-2008, 10:13 AM

I've never heard the songs Castaras and Randman mentioned, but I really like Horse With No Name. It's been ages since I last heard it as well (thanks for reminding me about it, BR.

).

Dragonrider · 08-15-2008, 11:01 AM

Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk
Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?
Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder
Of things we'll forget to do today otherwise,
Using a green magic marker, if it's all right
On the back of your head?

Mr Horrible
Mr Horrible
We're not done with you yet mr Horrible
You have to try on these pants so the ugliness men
Can decide if they're just as embarrassing as we think
We have to be sure about this

But Mr Horrible says "I don't mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair"

Poor Mr Horrible. I feel so sorry for him.

In other news...I may be gone till September First. Due to a long trip to visit too many family members and too many universities in an attempt to figure out where I want to go.

There you are.

Thank you.

See you later.

Uncle Festy · 08-15-2008, 11:04 AM

Bye! We'll miss you!
Don't forget to write!

wadledo · 08-15-2008, 11:07 AM

NOOOOO's!
Everyone is leaving me.

Midnight Son · 08-15-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wadledo

NOOOOO's!
Everyone is leaving me.

A month from now, when we all get back, all the threads will be Wadledo, asking where we all went.

Poor Wadledo.

TwoBitWriter · 08-15-2008, 11:26 AM

I'll be your new friend, Wadledo!

wadledo · 08-15-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Son

A month from now, when we all get back, all the threads will be Wadledo, asking where we all went.

Poor Wadledo.

Not everyone.

Just: *medium breath*
Dragonrider,
CurlyKitGirl,
Moon_Called,
The_Snark,
RabbitHoleLost,
And I haven't seen much of I'm da Rogue! lately.

@TwoBitWriter: Who are you?

Thufir · 08-15-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers

Alas, in my younger, more foolish days I foolishly clicked on the dreaded Banana Phone link...

..since then, the song has never truly left me. It lurks, like a shadow, only waiting to be summoned...

I ignore most links, whatever they are. If they're youtube, I ignore them even more.

Eldpollard · 08-15-2008, 11:34 AM

I'll never leave. Okay there was a point when I sort of did. But not through choice, just laziness. Now I'm here once again, making the forums a happier place.

Thufir · 08-15-2008, 11:38 AM

I have always been here. [/Kosh]

Or at least, I'm unlikely to leave for much more than a week at a time. Cannot... live without... internet!

Dragonrider · 08-15-2008, 11:39 AM

Geez! I said I'd be back!

In September.

But actually I'll be geographically much, much closer to you, Wadledo. Practically next door, in fact.

*creepy voice*

I wiiiiiiiiill find youuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

wadledo · 08-15-2008, 11:43 AM

Well, you've got my picture and you know I own a bookstore, so see ya' soon!

P.s. I'll be in P-Town with my girlfriend on monday, if you wanted to drop by....>.> <.<

randman22222 · 08-15-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonrider

Geez! I said I'd be back!

In September.

But actually I'll be geographically much, much closer to you, Wadledo. Practically next door, in fact.

*creepy voice*

I wiiiiiiiiill find youuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

College visits? Where y'lookin?

Tempest Fennac · 08-15-2008, 12:22 PM

What sort of course are you interrested in, Dragon Rider? Good luck with finding a university.

bosssmiley · 08-15-2008, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castaras

Oi've got a new combine 'arvestar an' Oi'll give yoo the key
Oi've got 23 acres an' yoo've goot four-ee free
But Oi've got a new combine 'arvestar an Oi'll give yoo the key...

AHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! GET IT OUT!

(Original) brainworm eradicated.

Crazy Frog, Charlie the Unicorn, Banana phone, Beyond Reanimator, You Are A Pirate; all reasons that humanity is ineluctably doomed. For the greater good of the universe our vile species should and must be eaten by the inevitable Bug War. Their voracity is our only salvation!

"Come on! Reanimate your feet!"
#initiate euro-techno stylings#

Quote:

Originally Posted by wadledo

Well, you've got my picture and you know I own a bookstore, so see ya' soon!

And now, the unedifying sight of Eggy stalking Wadledo.