Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101 - Page 2

Jack Squat · 08-12-2008, 09:21 PM

My favorite cake is Boston Creme Pie, which I just finished off.

Also, (bad) title now in place and quote tags removed.

Phase · 08-12-2008, 09:23 PM

I wonder why that specific line was what got Memefied? Why not:

"Did you know, you can donate one, or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Center For Girls? It's true!" Unlike the cake!

Jack Squat · 08-12-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phase

"Did you know, you can donate one, or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Center For Girls? It's true!" Unlike the cake!

I know which vital organ I'd donate

Haruki-kun · 08-12-2008, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Squat

I know which vital organ I'd donate

I don't think you'd be getting it back, though.....<.<

I'm guessing it was that line because it was easier. Example:

"Blablabla.... random chatting, blablabla, so I had some cake today..."

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!" *people stare at him* "Eh.... nothing."

Sneak · 08-12-2008, 09:34 PM

I'm actually not a huge cake fan. I prefer pie. Mmmm...pumpkin pie...

I love most traditional Thanksgiving food, actually. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, applesauce, pumpkin pie, corn, etc.

EmeraldRose · 08-12-2008, 09:36 PM

Mmm...pie. I had some key lime pie a couple days ago, and it was yummy! Cake would be good too. I've been wanting more sweet stuff than usual...it's kinda wierd.

Mr. Mud · 08-12-2008, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneak

I'm actually not a huge cake fan. I prefer pie. Mmmm...pumpkin pie...

I love most traditional Thanksgiving food, actually. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, applesauce, pumpkin pie, corn, etc.

Thanksgiving food good, and Thanks giving food fine, but... you.. don't like creamed corn do you...?

And Pumpkin pie FTW, My grandma made the best I've ever tasted before she passed

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Jack Squat · 08-12-2008, 09:36 PM

hmm...I think my favorite pie is either Key Lime or Chocolate Creme.

Although on the whole, I prefer brownies to cake or pie.

Haruki-kun · 08-12-2008, 09:39 PM

I like Strawberry Pie the most, closely followed by Chocolate Pie. But cake is good, too. And so's Pecan Pie with Ice Cream.....

Mmmm..... Ice cream....

Cristo Meyers · 08-12-2008, 09:39 PM

I hate you all...

brownies, cake, pie...

...making me hungry...

zeratul · 08-12-2008, 09:43 PM

Dude I made this awesome cake recently. I decided I wanted to do something interesting instead of boring old cake, and I'd always been a fan of the combination of chocolate and orange flavors, so I decided to do it with cake. I made chocolate cake then added the juice of a lemon to the batter. Once it was done baking I spread dark chocolate frosting mixed with the zest of about 3 or 4 oranges onto it, then had an orange slice garnish on top of it. Dude, it was awesome.

Cristo Meyers · 08-12-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by zeratul

Dude I made this awesome cake recently. I decided I wanted to do something interesting instead of boring old cake, and I'd always been a fan of the combination of chocolate and orange flavors, so I decided to do it with cake. I made chocolate cake then added the juice of a lemon to the batter. Once it was done baking I spread dark chocolate frosting mixed with the zest of about 3 or 4 oranges onto it, then had an orange slice garnish on top of it. Dude, it was awesome.

...

...

You, I especially hate...

*goes off to start baking*

RabbitHoleLost · 08-12-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneak

I'm actually not a huge cake fan. I prefer pie. Mmmm...pumpkin pie...

I love most traditional Thanksgiving food, actually. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, applesauce, pumpkin pie, corn, etc.

I haven't had mashed potatoes in a while.
I used to like mixing them together with my stuffing and corn as leftovers. And putting it on bread to make a sammich.

Death by carbs?
I think so.

nothingclever · 08-12-2008, 09:53 PM

The only form of potatoes I really like are breakfast style home fries.

Haruki-kun · 08-12-2008, 09:57 PM

I had a potato today for lunch. Baked. With stuff on it.

It was gewd, but I'd better not get used to eating that sort of thing every day....<.<

nothingclever · 08-12-2008, 09:59 PM

Well if you minus the "stuff" it's pretty healthy. Way better than eating deepfried fries.

Felixaar · 08-12-2008, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneak

I haven't had a nightmare (that I remember, at least) in years and years. The last one that I remember was when I was fairly little. All I remember of it is a short albino woman standing on a red carpet in a train, cackling. I have no idea what was so terrifying about it.

Short women can be pretty scary. *gets attacked by his girlfriend*

Meat Pies > Other Pies.

I'm sorry, but it's the truth, ladies and gentlemen.

RabbitHoleLost · 08-12-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Felixaar

Short women can be pretty scary. *gets attacked by his girlfriend*

Meat Pies > Other Pies.

I'm sorry, but it's the truth, ladies and gentlemen.

In my very humble opinion, meat has no place in pies, unless its a pot pie.
Mmm, turkey pot pie.

Volug · 08-12-2008, 10:11 PM

Meat has a place in EVERYTHING.

Meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat

Dragonprime · 08-12-2008, 10:12 PM

Chicken pot pie is the best pot pie ever.

Cobra_Ikari · 08-12-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost

In my very humble opinion, meat has no place in pies, unless its a pot pie.
Mmm, turkey pot pie.

Would you be opposed to a spicy teriyaki chicken pie with mashed potatoes and sweet onion gravy? >.>

RabbitHoleLost · 08-12-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari

Would you be opposed to a spicy teriyaki chicken pie with mashed potatoes and sweet onion gravy? >.>

...a what with whatsit?
...You aren't cooking it, are you? Because, if not, sure, I'll try it.

We know of the tales of your cooking

Felixaar · 08-12-2008, 10:28 PM

Oooh burn.

Meat pies rule, and your doubt cannot deny that

Cobra_Ikari · 08-12-2008, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost

...a what with whatsit?
...You aren't cooking it, are you? Because, if not, sure, I'll try it.

We know of the tales of your cooking

No, no, I'm not that stupid. I had one at a restaurant once, and it was mmmmm. *nods*

Sneak · 08-12-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost

I haven't had mashed potatoes in a while.
I used to like mixing them together with my stuffing and corn as leftovers. And putting it on bread to make a sammich.

Death by carbs?
I think so.

That actually sounds really good. I am hungry.

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Originally Posted by nothingclever

The only form of potatoes I really like are breakfast style home fries.

Mmmm...home fries. Peeled home fries with ketchup and bits of onion...amazing. And really easy to make.

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Originally Posted by Felixaar

Short women can be pretty scary. *gets attacked by his girlfriend*

Meat Pies > Other Pies.

I'm sorry, but it's the truth, ladies and gentlemen.

I've never had a meat pie, but I've been a little skeptical of them ever since I saw Sweeny Todd. The musical, not the movie (I haven't seen the latter).

Phase · 08-12-2008, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MasatoHyuga

Meat has a place in EVERYTHING.

Hell, most living things are made out of meat!

RabbitHoleLost · 08-12-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Phase

Hell, most living things are made out of meat!

Another reason to eat as little of it as possible.
If only I could beat my cravings for cheeseburgers...

Serpentine · 08-12-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost

In my very humble opinion, meat has no place in pies, unless its a pot pie.
Mmm, turkey pot pie.

You are about to be attacked by the entirety of Australia. Srsly. Meat pies = taysteh, and a staple of my diet, for lunch and dinner.
I think the only sweet pies I've had are apple and berry ones, that sort of thing. And custard tarts, if you include that. And creme brulee tart... Mmmmm. I'd like to try pumpkin pie sometime. I'm surprisingly fussy about my desserts... It annoys me how they keep spoiling perfectly good cakes by slathering them with jam. That said, though, black forest cake is good. I also made a really really tasty (if raw in the middle) orange and poppyseed cake, once, with homegrown poppy seeds and freshly squeezed orange juice. Actually, I think I might have the stuff to do it again, though the seeds aren't home grown... There's also the extra-special mudcake, the recipe of which I've already posted on here somewhere. I can't remember it all, but it's something along the lines of half a kg of chocolate, 6 eggs, 125g (or was it 250g?) of butter, and 1/4 cup flour. It's awesome. Right, this topic has me resolved: This afternoon after work, I'm gonna start this recipe thread I've been meaning to for a while.

Skippy · 08-12-2008, 11:34 PM

Yay new thread!

Today I met my ex's boyfriend. It was a bit awkward and I would have preferred not to have met him. That's the con part of working at a Blockbuster, I guess. They could have rented anywhere else, though.

The Bushranger · 08-12-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EmeraldRose

Mmm...pie. I had some key lime pie a couple days ago, and it was yummy!

Please tell me it was yellow.

If it was green, I shall have to swallow my chivalry and harm you.