GLoG III: Albeit, we ate the cake with our sporks

[Haleyintraining]

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This meeting of the good league of good will now come to order. You must be a member of the GLoG to post here. Members:

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Here you can talk about good things, like Sunshine and Rainbows. (Ya, right).

If you are evil you can still be redeemed. Apply today!

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If you have a question, please read our FAQ first, it may already have been answered:

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FAQ:

1. What's the point? Isn't there already a good aligned organization? Why didn't you just join HALO?
   
   OOC, we have nothing against HALO. (IC may be a different story.) However, we wanted an organization that only allows good-aligned members and focuses on the redemption of evildoers. If the real world can have multiple organizations for the purpose of doing good, we don't see why the forum can't hold more than one as well.
   
   
2. No seriously. Aren't you just a HALO clone?
   
   Not intentionally. We have our own purpose and our own mission, which overlaps somewhat with HALO's, but is not identical.
   
   
3. Why don't you let anyone post in the main thread without PMing first?
   
   OOC answer: Honestly, we tried it, and it was too chaotic to read.
   IC answer: You don't let strangers wander into your house at all hours, do you? We just want to know who is in our house.
   
   
4. Still, it seems awfully rude. You've offended a lot of people.
   
   We're sorry. We didn't mean to.
   
   
5. What's the point of the visitor's centre?
   
   We still want to play nicely with others! So we set up the visitor's centre thread to provide an IC access port.
   
   
6. Are you part of the Town? Or are you in an extra dimension?
   
   We didn't really know at first, but when AMEN contacted us, it seemed clear that we inhabited some sort of reality with AMEN and HALO. Which means we aren't Town. I think. (Really, we're making this up as we go along!)
   
   
7. Will you be interacting with the other groups?
   
   Yes, but we haven't worked out the mechanics yet. We're officially at war with AMEN, but we don't want random fighting going on in our headquarters. So we might be setting up a war thread or a plot thread or something, but we don't know yet.
   
   As far as HALO goes, we have no formal ties with them, though there is some membership overlap, and we're currently in discussions. IC, some of us have formed a negative opinion of HALO. It doesn't mean we have a problem with you OOC. (Honestly, Turtle isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and she's very defensive about being a former evildoer.)
   
   
8. GLoG is a pretty silly name, isn't it?
   
   Yes. Yes it is. One of our founding members used to belong to the Evil League of Evil (If you haven't heard of it, google 'Dr Horrible'), so when she turned good, it seemed reasonable to form the Good League of Good.

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[Fan]

The firey little muts o doom burst through the door, and lex is floating their a ed glowing aura around her.
"What do you mean get off of your mistress I'm doing this at her request!"

[happyturtle]

"Damn it, Lex, get OUT!"

[Haleyintraining]

((As this seems intense and plot relevant, I am sorry to say, I must deadtime.))

[Lex-Kat]

Annalee told me what you were going to do. My mistress would never want to be turned into a vampire, NEVER!!! She has to be under a spell or something.

[Fan]

"What are you talking about Lex, she said it herself. She wanted to become a vampire so that I woouldn't haveto watch her die."

[happyturtle]

Turtle picks up her Spork. "Get out, Lex," she hisses. "Get out now. This has nothing to do with you."

[Lex-Kat]

It has everything to do with me Turtle. I told you I'd never leave you again. Didn't I? Well, if I didn't try to stop you from going evil, I might as well have lied. And I don't lie to you.

[Fan]

"Lex happy isn't evil, migrained infested, and grouchy , but not evil."

[happyturtle]

"I'm not evil! I'm allowing Fan to turn me into a vampire because I love him and I want to be with him forever. I can't help it if your jealousy won't let you see that."

She turns to Fan. "Take us somewhere else, please? I can't take all these accusations any more"

[Fan]

"This is getting rather crazy, what is it with you living people, and your anti vampire prejudice! Your right Happy, we need to go."
*poof, and so does all their stuff in the room*

[Lex-Kat]

MY WHAT!!!! Don't throw that in my face.

Please. I'm begging you, Fanboy. Don't do it. You'll regret it, I swear. Tears are streaming down her face. Please. And she drops to the floor, the chihuahuas disappear.

[Fostire]

"wow. I was sure fanboy would realize turtle wasn't acting normally. I wonder where they went"
Pri doesn't appear to care much about the current situation
((He's not a jerk, he can't think correctly when he's sleepy))

[Fan]

Fan, and Turtle arrive in their room in the four seasons hotel Paris.
((DEADTIME.))

[Fostire]

"Oh well. I'm going back to bed now. If turtle is still acting weird in the morning I'll cast dispel magic and see if that works if it doesn't maybe Nil can help"
"Good night lex"

((Deadtime))

[happyturtle]

In Paris:

"Thank you," Turtle murmured. "You're the only one I can trust now."

[Haleyintraining]

Annalee enters the room.

I heard fighting, what happened Lex?

[Kris on a Stick]

Khiansa, naturally has been meditating this whole time.

((School leads to sporadic postings. Anyway, for the next couple of weeks when I can get on, I'll be running a small side plot in the main thread. Unfortunately, the main part of the plot consists of visions, and I get the feeling I should ask for approval. So, do I have permission to beam bad dreams into everyone's heads?))

[happyturtle]

((Fine by me. Although Fan and Turtle are also getting visions from their goddess. So if that would muddy up your plot, you could say that the goddess kept the visions out of their heads, and just run it for the rest of the gang.))

[Haleyintraining]

((Does everyone have to have a low wisdom score for that to work?))

[Kris on a Stick]

((No, not really, they just need to have no wards against dream invasion. So anyway, the thing behind this is that I'll post these visions around once a week, maybe more, for seven weeks, by which, school will have broken for the first school holiday so I can finally start the plot that all these visions have (hopefully) been building up to.))


Edit: The big plot of course, will have it's own thread.

Edit Edit: Is there a joke behind the name? I don't get it.

[Haleyintraining]

((Were you not here at the start when everyone kept saying Albiet and Randy went insane?))

[Kris on a Stick]

((Oh, yeah that. I haven't yet read all of Thread Uno, somewhere on page 18 I think? I remember the albeit though. Also, you never credited my for the Vampires spawn like rabbits one. Oh well! I'll get revenge by making the title for the next thread. Then I shall get the recognition I deserve and leave you in a hole dieing. MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Oh wait, I is good. Damn.))

[Haleyintraining]

((You weren't here, and I couldn't remember who made it. Sorry. And you can't pick the next title. We gather up all the suggestions and do a vote with who is currently on.))

[happyturtle]

((Awww... I think we should let him pick one. We could all take turns.))

Tessa comes into the kitchen to grab something to eat. She doesn't appear to have slept at all. Unless someone talks to her, she'll be completely oblivious to anyone else in the room.

[Kris on a Stick]

(( Please don't make me have to put [sarcasm] tags or in front of every joke I make. (That was a semi-joke.)))

[Haleyintraining]

Where is Fan and Turtle? And why did I hear fighting?

[happyturtle]

"What?" Tessa looks puzzled. "I've been researching the Kaela creature. I wasn't aware of any fight." She yawns, then grabs the first available food. Which is probably cake. "Did they leave then?"

[Haleyintraining]

I'll write them a letter, and send it to them with animal messenger. What should I write?

This is what she decided on.

Dear Turtle and Fanboy,

I have been tipped off that GLoG will be invaded by AMEN today. Where are you?

--Annalee.

She wrote a second letter.

Dear AMENites.

I have been tipped off that GLoG has deactivated their booby traps. They are unprepared for an attack. Strike now.

-- Secret Associate.

What do you think, Tessa?

[happyturtle]

Tessa looks appalled. "Why would you invite an attack? We can't possibly help your friend if we're fighting for our lives."