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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Welcome to the Red Sword Bar, the finest drinking establishment in a three block radius of the lower east section of the city of Haris. This is not a reflection of the quality of the place, merely a statement of how many drinking establishments there are in Haris. It's also one of Vespe's favorite hangouts.

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    The police box phases into existence outside the bar. Evil Vespe walks out, awaiting the arrival of the guests.

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    Paddington, being an awesome bear construct, is standing behind the bar, ready to spike mix and serve drinks. Benny is too young to join in on the bachelor party.

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    A statue shaped strangely like a dreadnought is inside, doing statue stuff.
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    Decker comes in, dressed as a boy. She keeps her bottles of poison hidden for later.
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    Evil Vespe walks up to Decker, and tosses her a cheap plastic ring. Try it on, he says. He then walks back out, waiting for more guests.
    Last edited by Vespe Ratavo; 2008-09-15 at 05:42 PM.

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    Decker tries on the ring.
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    It's a Ring of Gender Changing.

    Vespe walks into the police box, then returns with a display case full of rings very similar to Decker's. He places them on a stand, and puts up a sign that says "free, try one."

    He continues to wait for more guests.
    Last edited by Vespe Ratavo; 2008-09-15 at 05:48 PM.

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    Decker peers inside his trousers. "Wow! I always wanted one of these!"
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    PM pokes his head in. "So, wait, is this Fanboy's bachelor party or an AMEN party?"
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    Technically, it's Fanboy's party. But AMENites are welcome.

    He specifically told me no pin-the-knife-on-the-orphan, though.

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    Default Re: The Bachelor Party

    Quote Originally Posted by Vespe Ratavo View Post
    "free, try one."

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    a bat-winged lobster flies in and starts nibbling on one
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    "Fanboy's not here yet. But when he gets here, we're gonna poison him. Which won't matter since he's undead, but we're still going to do it."

    Decker belches and scratches himself.
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    "...So, does that mean we can play, but only before he arrives?"
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    the lobster ends up swallowing one of the rings, its throat is now positively female
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    "What, you'd leave if he asked you do? You muppet."
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    Sure, let's go with that. PM, why don't you set up pin-the-knife-on-the-orphan? Vespe takes a drink of something that looks rather unpalatable.

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    Default Re: The Bachelor Party

    the lobster then leaves, looking for someone to help it be the man he used to be.
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    Boy Decker portals in an orphan.

    Boy Decker:


    Orphan:
    Last edited by happyturtle; 2008-09-15 at 06:12 PM.
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    PM gets the knife. "Should we play with the orphan restrained, mind controlled, drugged, or free?"
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    Free, it's more challenging that way. Vespe pulls out a knife, and hurls it at the orphan.

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    "Okay, do you want to go first?"
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    Boy Decker makes bets on the game while getting drunk.
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    Vespe chases after the orphan, hurling knives at him. Stay still! It'll hurt less! Maybe!

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    Eaglewiz throws a knife at the orphan. He will probably miss.
    And by miss I mean hit vespe.
    Last edited by EagleWiz; 2008-09-15 at 06:26 PM.

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    The orphan is very fast.

    But not fast enough.

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    "Vespe, aren't you supposed to be blindfolded?"
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    Whatever. He takes another drink, and puts on the blindfold. A knife hits him in the leg. Ow! I'll get you you rascally orphan! He continues to chase after the orphan, hurling more knives.

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    Decker puts a leg out and trips Vespe when he comes by.
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    EagleWiz is blindfolded. As a telepath he can "see" minds. He throws a couple more daggers at vespe.

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    Decker goes to the jukebox and puts on some orphan stabbing music.
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