First time DMing and already killed a character.

[AstralFire]

Snuggles in 3.x

The One True Snuggles
Paragon Cat
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
Init: +10
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Scent (Fear), Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Alignment Batman

Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.

Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.

Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.

Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)

More Deity Traits
Seriously, you lose.

Combat
It was nice knowing you.

[Starbuck_II]

Originally Posted by IM@work

Holy cow this got out of hand.
Wasn't able to access internet due to computer problems.
To answer the initial questions asked:
The game is DnD.
Encounter:
5 level 5 characters, fighting a zombie 5-headed hydra and about 15 zombie commoners. hydra on one end, zombies on other end of a 20 ft wide, 200 ft long hallway. Killed wizard with hydra, got barbarian into negatives, and brought another player to exactly 0 hp.
The problem was that the group tried to split up and fight both at once, instead of taking out one group or the other. A wizard and a barbarian fighting alone versus the hydra allowed their death/near-death.

First off, is this EL to high for the party or was the party just being stupid?
Also, I should note that the hydra killed the wizard on three solid hits and one critical, bringing him from full health to death.

As for the other multiple pages, I haven't looked at everything yet.

What spells did the Wizard cast?
Or did the Hydra go first?


There already is a Kitten Goddess on WoTC Forums:
Her first death was Steve, the commoner.

She said, "Give it up, Steve, I've got higher ground"
The battle ended like Star Wars Part 3: Where Anakin got beat down ,likew a Red headed Step child.

I forget her name. Maybe Snuggles and her will mate to make Godlings?

[nhbdy]

Originally Posted by AstralFire

Snuggles in 3.x

The One True Snuggles
Paragon Cat
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
Init: +10
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Alignment Batman

Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.

Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.

Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.

Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)

More Deity Traits
Seriously, you lose.

Combat
It was nice knowing you.

i hearby join orthodox Sugglism *takes levels in cleric*

what domains does Snuggles offer?? i think destruction, death, war, and some custom one with a bunch of charm spells in it

ALL HAIL SUGGLES!!!!!

[BRC]

Originally Posted by AstralFire

Snuggles in 3.x

The One True Snuggles
Paragon Cat
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
Init: +10
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Alignment Batman

Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.

Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.

Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.

Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)

More Deity Traits
Seriously, you lose.

Combat
It was nice knowing you.

You forgot to add scent (Snuggles can Smell your fear!)

[IM@work]

Wizard cast ray of flame twice I think, only fire spell he knew.
Also, snuggles can also have one of his eyes replaced with that of a bodak for a death ray gaze attack.
Snuggles also has 9 lives, but does he ever need to use them?

[Starbuck_II]

Originally Posted by BRC

You forgot to add scent (Snuggles can Smell your fear!)

But can he tell why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?

[AstralFire]

Originally Posted by Starbuck_II

But can he tell why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?

Spoiler

Yes.

what do you mean my message is too short

[nhbdy]

not to complain, but we still need domains, and i think he needs more destroy your soul forever stuff

[AstralFire]

I'll get on it in a bit. I didn't realize statting a god was so much work.

[Shadow_Elf]

The Dark Lord Snuggles
Tiny Immortal Beast (kitteh) Level 35 Solo Luker
XP 235, 000
Initiative +35 Perception +32; low-light; snuggles can see through walls, and cannot be blinded. Snuggles can also smell fear. Anyone under the effects of a power with the Fear keyword are automatically hit by Snuggles’ attacks.
Irresistible Fwuffyness Aura 15 Each enemy in the aura is subject to the following attack at the beginning of each of Snuggles’ turns. +35 vs. Will. On a hit, the target begins to dance (save ends)
Kitteh Adorability Aura 10 Each enemy in the aura takes a -5 underestimation penalty against the effects Snuggles inflicts on them that a save can end.
HP: 1550 Bloodied: 775 Healing Surge Value: 387
AC: 51 Fortitude: 47 Reflex: 51 Will: 49
Saving Throws: +5 (+8 vs. charm and fear effects)
Immune Disease, Resist 20/variable
Action Points: 2
Speed: 14, Teleport 10, Fly 8 (hover), Swim 8, Climb 14 (spiderclimb)
(BM) Paw (Standard Action, At-will)
Reach 2; +40 vs. AC; 3d8 + 11 damage and the target is pushed 12 squares.
(M) Maul (Standard Action, At-will)
Snuggles makes two paw attacks against a single target. Both attacks are made before the target is pushed by either or both of the attacks.
Kitteh Vitality (Minor Action, Healing Surge)
Snuggles gains hit points equal to his healing surge value and a +2 kitteh bonus to all defences and he does not provoke opportunity attacks until the end of his next turn.
Kitteh Lazor (Standard Action, At-Will)
Ranged 20; +38 vs. Reflex; 3d8 + 8 damage and the target is dazed (save ends)
Shield (Immediate Interrupt, Recharge 3, 4, 5, 6) * Charm
Snuggles gains +4 to all defences against the attack. He then makes the following attack; +35 vs. Will. The target cannot attack Snuggles (save ends). The possession of this power also renders Snuggles immune to the magic missile spell.
Disintegrate (Standard Action, Recharge 5, 6)
Burst 3 within 20; +35 vs. Reflex. 4d10 + 10 damage and the target takes ongoing 15 damage (save ends). Any creatures reduced to 0 hit points by this attack are reduced to dust. This attack deal half damage on a miss, but no ongoing damage.
Greater Magic Missile Storm (Standard Action, Recharge 6) * Force
Close Blast 6; +36 vs. Reflex. 4d12 + 12 force damage and the target is knocked prone.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Strength: 20 (+22)
Constitution: 22 (+23) Languages: Telepathy 40, Kitteh
Dexterity: 36 (+30)
Intelligence: 18 (+21)
Wisdom: 30 (+27)
Charisma: 30 (+27)
Skills: +35 Acrobatics, +32 Insight, +32 Perception, +32 Intimidate, +35 Stealth

Here is Snuggles, made in 4e for your convenience. Look out Orcus, you have been dethroned.
(Sorry for the lack of a table, or any real organisation. I may add one later.)

[AstralFire]

*applause* Good show, good show.

[wadledo]

The Church of Snaggles commands that there be some kind of benefit for the Lord Snaggles, preferably with tomato salad.
And human sacrifices.

[Smeggedoff]

Originally Posted by nhbdy

i hearby join orthodox Sugglism *takes levels in cleric*

what domains does Snuggles offer?? i think destruction, death, war, and some custom one with a bunch of charm spells in it

ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!!!!!

you mean like the charm domain?

hmm, what alignment does batman count as? chaotic neutral I guess with him being a vigilante and all
Call me a Paladin of Slaughter then muahaha

BLOOD FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!

[Ghill]

Holy. Crap.

Thread Mutant Sighting.

[xPANCAKEx]

FRESH OFFERINGS OF CATNIP FOR SNUGGLES

If we start fleshing out snuggles co-hort, surely one of them would have to be an insane were-rat that been tormented for millenia by the The Dark Lord of Yarn

[Lert, A.]

You heard the man! Snuggles demands catnip!

Somebody get some. I'll be three planes over thataway >>>>.

I had always assumed that snuggles would have a death aura (commoner).

[Nerd-o-rama]

I was not expecting this thread to be nearly this awesome.

[Oracle_Hunter]

Originally Posted by Lert, A.

I had always assumed that snuggles would have a death aura (commoner).

Of course not! Our Feline Demon Prince savors every kill - it's no fun if He doesn't get to play with his favorite chew toys

Now all we need is some Lovecraftian passages describing His form and proper methods of worship. After that, His position as Internet God will be secured, and we know what popular adulation can produce

[Ascension]

Originally Posted by Oracle_Hunter

After that, His position as Internet God will be secured, and we know what popular adulation can produce

A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?

I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.

[chiasaur11]

Originally Posted by Ascension

A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?

I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.

I'd avoid that.

Chaos godhood would give him a nasty weakness to HEROES OF THE IMPERIUM, and frankly, Snuggles is a lot better off when he can't be beat by any non kobold.

[Smeggedoff]

Originally Posted by Ascension

A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?

I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.

ha, the warp that spawned the chaos gods is just a sanity preserving name for the unholy litterbox of snuggles

Snuggles chews on the threads of reality and heaves up hairballs with the ability to cleave gods in twain and unmake reality in 26 seconds flat!

[DarknessLord]

Behold! I bring thee the most accurate picture of our Dark Lord Snuggles that I can render while maintaining my sanity. 'Tis not for yee of low con scores!

Spoiler

[Lert, A.]

Originally Posted by DarknessLord

Behold! I bring thee the most accurate picture of our Dark Lord Snuggles that I can render while maintaining my sanity. 'Tis not for yee of low con scores!

Spoiler

My San score just dropped, Excuse me while I roll on this chart...

[Rei_Jin]

I'd love to see someone do a remake of Garfield, with Snuggles as the lead role instead of Garfield. Oh, the hilarity that would ensue!

[chiasaur11]

Originally Posted by Rei_Jin

I'd love to see someone do a remake of Garfield, with Snuggles as the lead role instead of Garfield. Oh, the hilarity that would ensue!

By "hilarity" I assume you mean "reality melting terror and violence" I assume?

The strips would be far, far off the standard by number three or so, by which time Snuggles would have destroyed the city.

[Rei_Jin]

Well, yes. But it would be amusing to watch.

Panel one: Snuggles gets out of bed, and wanders to the front door.

Panel two: Jon, seeing Snuggles is up, runs to the front door to open it.

Panel three: Snuggles yawns and disintegrates the door, as Jon turns up just a little too late.

Panel four: Snuggles disintegrates Jon for his failure to serve, and wanders outside.

[Daracaex]

I demand that Snuggles be given the ability to teleport as a free action to anywhere the sound of a can opener is heard.

ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!

[cnsvnc]

Originally Posted by Smeggedoff

BLOOD CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!

OK, we got our mantra. Let's mindlessly repeat it just like good cultists...

CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THROOOOOOOONE!

[FantomFang]

I just had to post in this, because it is epic, and I realized something. In OOTS universe, you have the snarl, and guess what? The gods just think they created it. It was really just snuggles playing with a ball of yarn.

[Enlong]

Originally Posted by Zuki

Man, I love this meme. Between That Damn Crab, the Epic Salmon, and Snuggles, that's three examples of sweet glorious ludicrous template-stacking monstrosities.

...what exactly does Snuggles have, anyways?

Wait, the Epic Salmon? Show me. Did someone make the fish too hardcore?

Edit: Ohohoho! I see.

By the way...

ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!