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no, this is the hierarchy of The Temple. I am the Pope because I am the only member so far, ok? if you want to join then you go into the next open slot, unless you want to be something else. if you want to be something that isn't there, then you are off to the side a bit. for example, a paladin and a zealot added.
Snuggles
One Pope (Me)
Three Archbishops (,,)
Five Archpriests (,,,,)
Seven Bishops (,,,,,,) Zealots()
Ten Priests (,,,,,,,,,) Paladins()
Acolytes()
Initiates()
Catnip for the Cat God! Yarn for the Yarn Throne!
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there will be no heirarchy
as far as snuggles is concerned, there are only 2 types of people:
1) those of us blessed with the knowledge that he will be our death
2) those who are in for a bit of a suprise
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
that's a good point actually, do cats even have heirarchies?
go ahead and be pope of your "Church"
all you'll do is draw Snuggles attention momentarily
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I just had to post in this, because it is epic, and I realized something. In OOTS universe, you have the snarl, and guess what? The gods just think they created it. It was really just snuggles playing with a ball of yarn.
Heh heh. Yay for Snuggles and his awesomeness
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
We should just claim positions at our own discretion anyway. If our Cat God disapproves, he shall end our existence at his own convenience anyway.
I wish to become Commander of the Elite Yarn Throne Guards. This organization keeps out all of those that Snuggles does not feel it worth his time to personally destroy. Mostly ceremonial, since Lord Snuggles will toy with and destroy just about everything. However, the EYTG is still highly trained and skilled.
Catnip for the Cat God...AND YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE. All Hail Snuggles.
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that's a good point actually, do cats even have heirarchies?
Cats get into fights all the time.
But no cat would fight Snuggles, not only because of the huge group of people following Snuggles around worshipping it, but because SNUGGLES IS ALMIGHTY.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
And...Maybe a nice bowl of milk? Even gods get thirsty...
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I command the elite bearers of the milk and catnip. the EBOTMAC go into training for 7 years, and then they get tested to see if they actually have any potential. I am their commander.
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May i ask to command the Knights in Snuggles Service. An organization dedicated to the eradication of all things dog and un Snuggle like. We shall destroy those who dare to STAND AGAINST THE CAT GOD SNUGGLES. [ CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE, MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL. MAY HIS FUR EVER BE COMBEN AND MAY HIS LITTER BOX BE FOREVER CLEANED.
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You may ask but you shall not receive.
Give it up. This thread now belongs to the fastidious feline fiend, his deviousness the Dark Lord Snuggles. All are wise to tremble in his fuzzy presence.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
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You may ask but you shall not receive.
My advice is to include more detail in your opening post. If you post vaguely and then fail to clarify your point quickly enough people will start filling in the blanks for you with whatever seems amusing at the moment, leading to... well, leading to this.
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My advice is to include more detail in your opening post. If you post vaguely and then fail to clarify your point quickly enough people will start filling in the blanks for you with whatever seems amusing at the moment, leading to... well, leading to this.
If only all derailed threads could turn into major deities.
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No snuggles shall not devour anything from the vile Rex, he shall be slaughtered and left to rot where all can see his shame.
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Dang.
Was kinda hoping someone else would do it.
Factorem is the class that lets you be really good at any skill, right?
Factotem, actually, from Dungeonscape.
However, you are mistaken if you feel that any mere dog could possibly stand before our lord and live - unless perhaps he is attached to a bell. This may spare him for a few moments, while Snuggles the Dark Lord bats him around, but ultimately:
"You are on the way to destruction ... you have no chance to survive make your time,"
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
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Factotem, actually, from Dungeonscape.
However, you are mistaken if you feel that any mere dog could possibly stand before our lord and live - unless perhaps he is attached to a bell. This may spare him for a few moments, while Snuggles the Dark Lord bats him around, but ultimately:
"You are on the way to destruction ... you have no chance to survive make your time,"
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
Thanks.
I'll work on it.
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