Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105

[InaVegt]

I can take the shocking amount of...


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...9

[The Rose Dragon]

$6055.

Strange cause the sum cost of all the organs in a human body are over 1 milliard dollars.

[Ego Slayer]

Originally Posted by B-Man

Hehe... Ego's a pushover for them young 'uns.

STFU! Dx

How much are your dead bodies worth?! [link]
I'm apparently worth $5415 dead.

Yeah, well... I'm worth more. Nyur! $5615.

[ghost_warlock]

Originally Posted by B-Man

Hehe... Ego's a pushover for them young 'uns.

How much are your dead bodies worth?! [link]
I'm apparently worth $5415 dead.

My dried, rotting corpse would be worth $4815.

[TwoBitWriter]

Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers

Lesse how long you last chained to a bed with me, smart-guy...

...wait...that didn't come out at all like it was intended...

I doubt that... I didn't realize your wife was such a yaoi fangirl

[Malmagor Andrigal]

i'm worth $4975

higher than last time i took this test, probably because i fixed my eyes.

[B-Man]

Originally Posted by Ego Slayer

Yeah, well... I'm worth more. Nyur! $5615.

Pssh... If it weren't for all the sugary drinks and coffee my body'd be worth $5,950 so nyer!

[Wolfbane]

I'm worth $5050!

@v I got 75% geek, I almost missed the to be or not to be question.

[The Rose Dragon]

I am 66% geek. Take that (No, I'm not nearly geeky enough).

Speaking of which, who created PERL?

EDIT: So that was what the escape character was for!

Always with the literal thinking, silly me.

[Tempest Fennac]

I got 1 minute, 16 seconds for the Raptor quiz and 28 for the 5 year old game when I took it last year. I'll do the body test soon.

EDIT: I got $5475.

[Ego Slayer]

Originally Posted by B-Man

Pssh... If it weren't for all the sugary drinks and coffee my body'd be worth $5,950 so nyer!

Pfffft. Moot point, mr. coffee-blood!
*bite*

[B-Man]

Originally Posted by Ego Slayer

Pfffft. Moot point, mr. coffee-blood!
*bite*

*bleeds a mixure of coffee and jelloised coffee*


WHYYYY!?

*ahem*
I'm 79% Geek. -according to that test. 40.something on the one I care about.

[InaVegt]

84% geek, and not geeky enough (IMHO).

Also, why didn't they list w3m on that list of browsers? That's browser favoritism >:(

[Tempest Fennac]

I got less thn 2% on that Geek test which was posted a while back (Haruki couldn;t believe that I got such a low score).

[The Rose Dragon]

I get 30~% geekiness on that longer geek test. Because Turkey is not the kind of country that exactly promotes geekiness. That test was so biased towards Americans and Canadians.

[Wolfbane]

I got 77% chance to survive a zombie apocalypse. And I'm taking the Would you eat your buddies test

[Groundhog]

I got 26--probably because I'm too merciful. *tweaks her answers* If I showed no mercy, then I could take on 30. And if there was a mob of kids attacking me, I'd probably suspect something, like that these kids are actually evil. And therefore not show any mercy.

Edit: And I got 1 minute, 13 seconds on the raptor quiz. I took the geek test some time ago, and got somewhere in the 70's.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Only 69%. That's nowhere near as high a score as it should be because it's all computer-y. Not all geeks are computer ones; and some geeks have very paranoid parents who don't like them installing things on their laptops without pleading almost on bended knee.

[ghost_warlock]

Hm... 54% on the Geek test. That's actually a lot higher than I expected. I think only knew the answers to a couple of the questions because of my friends, though; like the star trek races thing (never really watched the show). The only reason I knew the 'who shot first' thing was because I browsed a thread about it recently. Meh.

[Tempest Fennac]

I've taken a couple of zombie tests. They both said I'd die after killing a few zombies, which sounds right considering my lack of survival skills and inability to cope with pressure (sadly, a real life scenario like that wouldn't be like the House of the Dead games).

[Wolfbane]

I got a 59% chance that I would eat my buddies if we were trapped in a blizzard and starving. For me, this is assuming that it has been months and we have eaten everything else and have found escape impossible.

And my caffeine level test (which I didn't have caffeine today) I got
Insanely High- A vibrating crackehead.

[Dragonrider]

Well, I'm pretty short, only 5'2"...I think it's my karate that pushed the number up.

But I can only take on 17 kids.
You know what they should have?
They should have a question about siblings.
Younger siblings.


I'm worth $6750. I can haz moneys?

And I'm 59% geek.

[Ego Slayer]

One question that got me on the worth test was the question about how often you take painkillers or whatever. There's no option between "multiple times a week" and "once a month"... 'cos I don't use Advil that often, or that little. 9.9

Stupid headaches.

[Flickerdart]

Minute 25 for the raptor. I like how there's no chance for you to kill it.

58% geek. I'm not very good with the TV shows or the computers.

$5400 for the body of my dead, deceased corpse. I should think I cost more than that! The component chemicals alone come out to way more.

[Edge]

60 seconds against the raptor, and I could take on 18 five year olds, apparently.

Also, the Radio Times failed to uncover the identity of Herr Stig. Excellent...

[Dragonrider]

Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl

Only 69%. That's nowhere near as high a score as it should be because it's all computer-y. Not all geeks are computer ones; and some geeks have very paranoid parents who don't like them installing things on their laptops without pleading almost on bended knee.

Exactly the same for me (and I only got 59%!). I'm just not a COMPUTER nerd.


Also:

I now have 111 pages of PMs on my computer because I keep having to empty my box. That's 42,000 words. I could practically win NaNoWriMo with that.

[Haruki-kun]

I could take 18 kids in a fight. And my dead body is worth $4365.

Interesting. I thought I could take more than 18.... =/

EDIT: Also, I got a 34% Geek on that test. 14% in the longer one.

[YPU]

Originally Posted by Edge

Also, the Radio Times failed to uncover the identity of Herr Stig. Excellent...

The mans a myth in his own time, not many can say they are.

[Oregano]

How do you creative people think of names for places? it's just so hard.

[Haruki-kun]

Originally Posted by Oregano

How do you creative people think of names for places? it's just so hard.

You can take names of real places and mangle them a bit?