Yes! I've been waiting for this one for a while!
Now then, I think I'm going to let a good friend of mine take over my campaign…
"I am a zombie. I use zombies for my nefarious purposes. I support zombification in all it's forms. If there's anything to do with zombies, I am involved in it.
In conclusion, vote me for Zombie itp!"
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- As a group effort, we convinced the entire school that there was another student in our class, but that whenever a teacher would arrive he had just left for some reason or another. It took the school more than six months to find out said student actually didn't exist at all.
Aren't you Baron Samedi? I.E A skeleton rather than a zombie.
Crap, I completely forgot that. Can I change it so I'm running for skeleton instead? (hmmm, it does seem that i'm perfect for skeleton because of the not having a brain and all.)
Of course, I could run for zombieitp because I raise zombies, but it seems kinda weak to me.
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I am the most likely candidate for Skeleton ITP, because while not always a skeleton, I'm always skeletal. Plus, skeletons are my favorite kind of undead. Besides, Skeletons make the coolest evil/cool or just plain evil cool things, like so:
Edit: And now, I want a shirt with Pac-Mans skeleton on it...
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Ill be running for warlock in the playground for these such resons
1. I am an elf one of the more arcane races of the world
2. In D&D i have only ever once not played a spell caster
3. On Halloween i normal dress up as a warlock
4. I prepared explosive runes this morning
5. other reasons still to come
Great artist, I'm assuming clinically insane as hes willing to draw for me. Also, *cracks whip* WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR BOX, I TOLD YOU TO DRAW FASTER!
Yes! I've been waiting for this one for a while!
Now then, I think I'm going to let a good friend of mine take over my campaign…
"I am a zombie. I use zombies for my nefarious purposes. I support zombification in all it's forms. If there's anything to do with zombies, I am involved in it.
In conclusion, vote me for Zombie itp!"
RHL supports Uncle Festy as Zombie itP.
You should, too!
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And I won't listen to your shame,
You ran away, you're all the same.
Angels lie to keep control.
My love was punished long ago;
If you still care don't ever let me know.
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You fall to the dark side, do not pass dagobah, do not collect a green muppet.
RHL supports Uncle Festy as Zombie itP.
You should, too!
((Yay!
Remind me to support you next time you run for something, would you?
Because I know me. I've got a memory like a sieve, and I'll forget it in an instant.
… what was I supposed to remember again? ))
Uncle Festy pulls out a bucket of brain pieces, and – popping them into his mouth like popcorn – watches his player make a fool of himself.
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- As a group effort, we convinced the entire school that there was another student in our class, but that whenever a teacher would arrive he had just left for some reason or another. It took the school more than six months to find out said student actually didn't exist at all.
Vote Talic for Zombie in the Playground! Why you ask? Well, wouldn't you want a dedicated zombie? A Zombie that knows what it's like to eat a brain?
Come on, let's look at the competition here. We've got a Wolfbane the Skellie, and some secondhand Addam's Family knockoff! Those ain't Zombies. I mean, they will be, once the zombie horde overwhelms they're city... But, here? In the Playground? Come on, you know who the REAL ZOMBAH is.
Talic for Zombie in the playground. Because this Brain ain't big enough for the two of us.
"Thank you for your support, Dallas Dakota. When I turn all the playgrounders into zombies, I'll make you a semi free-willed general.
Now then, Talic is it? You think I'm, and I quote, 'some secondhand Addams Family knockoff'? This is my heritage, not your 'Uncle Fester'. Once I was a mindless, rotting thing, shambling with the rest of you. But I clawed my way up to an intelligence once unheard of in the zombie community. I made my zombification a matter of choice. I embraced the negative energy pulsing through my veins – which is more then any other mindless zombie could accomplish. And I inspired more and more zombies to try and achieve greater skills without using a Michael Jackson video.
You preach the power of zombification to the masses, and for that, I commend you. But today you face the master of all things zombie, and if you think you can degrade me by comparing me to… "Uncle Fester"… you are sorely mistaken."
((Hey Uncle – arrogant much?))
"I heard that!"
((And I care because…?))
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- As a group effort, we convinced the entire school that there was another student in our class, but that whenever a teacher would arrive he had just left for some reason or another. It took the school more than six months to find out said student actually didn't exist at all.
Now, some here like the thought of zombies... Me? I'm a student of all things zombie. When I choose whether or not to get into a RPG? Does it have zombies? Since my first days on the Playground, my avatar has been one of the walking dead, and so shall it remain for all time.
Now, every zombie horde needs numbers... and I need yours. You alone have the power to bring forth a zombie apocalypse, this hallow's eve! Cast forth your votes, and BE HEARD!
"Please. Festy, Festy, Festy. If you claim that Zombification is a matter of choice for any, then you do not know what the TRUE Zombie is.
The true horror of the zombie isn't a flesh eating horde.
It's not about generals and leaders.
No, in a true zombie army, we're all soldiers. All equals.
No, the true horror of the zombie lies in humanity. Why else would every good zombie film, every good zombie movie... Why else would they start by showcasing the humanity of the doomed? Because, zombie isn't a choice. It's a destiny. The horror of the zombie is that your will, your essence, the very humanity that makes you who you are... that can be stripped away, laid bare, and you can become that which you fear. And it can be done without your choice. Without your will.
No the true horror of the zombie is that there is NO choice. Get your zombie general talk out of here. It's all empty campaign promises. All smoke and mirrors. No, in the true zombie army, we are all warriors. All brothers. And your lack of understanding shows what you cannot be."
My votes are up for grabs, I haven't made a decision yet on who to back. I will take bribes, cookies, statements of everlasting worship and devotion...nah, make that more cookies.
"Did that slip in there? Stupid editor, not catching my mistakes…
No, you're right, Talic. Zombification is not a choice. But the greatest zombies, those who rise above the rest, are those who embrace their horrid fate and channel it into greater acts of evil.
But you have missed an even more important point. You remember all those zombies in those movies? They were defeated, using intelligence and ingenuity. I don't wait for my horde to be destroyed by tactics. I think. I plan. I prepare. And when the final confrontation begins – no, there won't even be any final confrontation. The hero will have been outsmarted by me before he got five steps into my castle of doom.
So keep your mindless undead, fated to be defeated by a kid with a gun and a brain. I'm the new zombie for the new generation, and I'm the one that will finally succeed in taking over the world."
((They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.))
"Shut up, you!"
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- As a group effort, we convinced the entire school that there was another student in our class, but that whenever a teacher would arrive he had just left for some reason or another. It took the school more than six months to find out said student actually didn't exist at all.
No, another hallmark of the zombie is the relentless nature. They never care, they never tire. They never sleep, never slow, never cry. They don't feel pain, or joy, or hysteria. And eventually, no matter how smart you are... No matter how well you plan... You make that mistake. Or perhaps the guy that stood watch while you slept did. No matter. One person's mistake means everyone dies.
No, there are no winners in a zombie outbreak. I mean, maybe, if you classify such things as Land of the Dead and Shaun of the Dead as true zombie movies.
They're not. The first is more an alien movie. The second, a parody of zombie movies.
No, you have missed the most fundamental aspect of the zombie. You have fallen from the wayside, and are nothing more than a free willed meatbag.
What is that aspect? What is it to be a zombie? As any good zombie knows...
BRAINS IS FOR EATIN', NOT FOR THINKIN'!
That is all. Continue with your misguided foolish notions. Continue to hope that things were different. Hope that they change. Hope is the greatest lie wrought on those that feel, that care. Things won't change. Zombies come. People hide behind walls. People starve, or get careless, or get emotional. Zombies feed.
That is the Zombie I know. Take your talk of failure, and keep it where it belongs. In your campaign. I know of no failure here."
If I had a skull to put on top of my Christmas tree I would certainly try to, but my mom probably wouldn't let me...
Most of the books I read have skulls on the cover, does that count?
I have tiny skeleton models, and I have some Vampire Counts Skeletons and Graveguard (skeletons with awesome armor and swords) and I've always liked the Necron and the Tomb Kings...
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One could also nominate me for Skeleton in the Playground as I am really skinney. (Imagine a guy with a BMI of 13.8ish.)
Seriously.
I am about 5'3", and around 80 lbs. Everyone says I am a skeleton. So nominate Szilard for Skeleton in the Playground.
Hmm. I like Festy and his ideals, but Talic is making really good speeches. This is going to be a tougher vote than I thought.
Look the thing you really want in a zombie is innovation. The shambling masses of Talic have an appeal, and the smarter zombies proposed by Festy have a place as well. But what is really scary is the wierd and wonderful variety that zombies can come up with.
A zombie with a fresh gimick is the zombie we want, zombie sheep or whales, zombies with wings. Zombies stitched together from the corpses of hundreds, zombies who will harvest the flesh of the dead to put themselves together again. Death is infinite in it's diversity, and I believe zombies should be too.
I represent diversification in zombification. Don't be content with the limited aspects of zombiehood the others offer. Vote Selrahc.
All skeletons and most zombies are the same. Just bodies. NO. SOUL.
But me, I am the spirit, left behind to torment all peeps, cept my voters .
But am I just a ghost? No. I am The Corporeal Ghost! Vote me for Ghost in the playground!
OOOooOOoo, he's scAaAaAry!
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If anyone would like to make me a banner with my elven druid dude in a dandelion field making dandelion chains, that'd be.....nice.....