The sun rises on a perfect morning spreading light across the village of the catmuffins - Muffintopia. Light streams into the east facing rooms waking all the catmuffins, for catmuffins always sleep with windows facing east, and making them aware of the new day ahead of them. However, once awakened, you all feel something is amiss. It is then that you notice the dark tide swarming around the outer walls.
Long have you feared this day, the day when your rivals finally come forth and attempt the destruction of all you love. The custard cat army has come, and they are not going to leave without taking something with them.
Suddenly, they stop advancing and a loud siren is heard. Shortly afterwards comes a voice calling to you. It declares war on your kind. However, it continues, it is not a fan of unnessicery violence and will therefore be sending in a strike force to eliminate your leaders.
"Idiot!" shouts a different voice "Whats the point in making a plan and then telling it to them?"
"It helps rope them into the plot" replies the original voice
After a brief pause the second voice simply says "carry on"
Catmuffin: A pure and simple catmuffin, you have little in the way of powers, yet you are willing to stand up for your own and your species needs. (villager)
On night 5, one pre chosen catmuffin will be pm’d that he is the original, assuming he survives. He has a few special powers, that only he will be told.
Warrior muffin:
A shining and mighty knight, the warrior is ready to die for his race, so long as it helps another muffin survive another day. When the warrior muffin is night killed (not lynched) by CC vote or any other effect, there is a percentage chance that he will kill one random CC. The chance is 5% + 5% per CM who remains alive, excluding the warrior. (lemming)
Mage muffins:
Many are those who follow the path of the mage in the society of the catmuffin. These conjurers have seen the future and know that the continued existence of the catmuffin race relies on a unified defence. Each night the 3 mages should each PM a target to the narrators. When 3 of the targets match, the target has a 50% chance of being killed. If two match, the chance is 25%.
Spy muffin:
Those who are willing to invade their allies lines for information are among the bravest of muffins. the spy muffin scrys as a CC.
Priest muffin:
A solider of the gods, a priest is tasked with protection of the race and are occasionally gifted by an answer to a prayer. Every night a priest muffin has a single scry (to be pm’d to the narrators).
Mutant muffin:
Ranging from snakes with the head of a muffin to muffins with 4 tails and claws, mutant muffins are freaks among their race. The mutant muffin has a vast array of abilities that change from day to day. At the beginning of each day phase the Mutant Muffin will receive an ability they can use during that day or night phase. This could be a kill, scry, void, control, day bane, or anything else that comes to the narrators minds. The Mutant muffin must use the power that day or night, or else it is lost.
Massive muffin:
Some muffins are just huge. While this may seem like a disadvantage at many a social event, they do make good things to hide behind in a crisis. The massive muffin is the baner (Pm’s one person to narrators each night. That person is immune to being killed that night)
Custard cats:
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Custard cat: The antagonists of our tale, the custard cats wish to take that place in your hearts currently filled by catmuffiny goodness. Unfortunately, custard cats are the wrong shape, but that’s hardly going to stop them. (wolf)
The original:
The first and mightiest custard cat, the leader organises his legions into one army, yet is also a master of disguise and can fool even the most intelligent of catmuffin minds. Alpha wolf. Choose the wolfs night kill and scries as catmuffin.
Plague cat:
A worshiper of the plague gods from hell, the plague cat is covered in boils and sores and is able to pass this disease on to a target each night. Once a target is picked, they will die, but not straight away. On the night they are targeted there is a 10% chance of the characters death. On the night after, assuming they didn’t die, there is a 20% chance of them dieing. The % chance doubles each night until the target defiantly dies on the 5th night. The plague cat can only have one target at a time, and may not chance a target once chosen.
Fat cat:
The fat cat is so large his apatite is great enough to swallow hole even sentient beings. Every other night, the fat cat may attempt to eat a target. He has a 50% chance of success, and if he ever eats a custard cat, he is over come with guilt and suicides. (assassin)
Detective cat:
Able to look deep into the minds of anyone, the detective cat can see peoples true forms. Each night the detective cat has a single scry. (devil)
Mechanicat:
a robotic entity made by the custard cats as the ultimate weapon in their war against muffin kind, the mechanicate is armoured from all but the most vicious attacks. The mechanicat is immune to the first lynch or night kill he is subjected to.
Flying cat:
All cats should be able to fly. This one can and makes a great reconnaissance unit. Twice per game, the flying cat can request to see one random night action sent in by the catmuffins. Note: this wont come with a name.
Player list (32/32)
Aemoh
Bayar Catseye2121
D Lord
Dallas Dakota
Detrevnisisiht
Dirk Kris
Emperor Demonking EvilDMMk3 - Catmuffin
Flame of Anor
GAThraawn
Griever
Grim Ranger
Hap Hazard
Haruki-kun
Helgraf
Hero 1.0
Iceddragons
Istari
Jontom Xire Lordrod - FatCat
Murska
Mustiado
Recaiden
Red Sock
Reinholdt Saint Nil - Catmuffin
Selrahc
Shadowcaller Uncle Festy
Vampiric
Zar Peter
Fin
Bushranger
It is a contraction of Evil DM Mark 3. I don't know why why so many have difficulty with a standard contraction but there we are. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
Sir Terry
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He may secretly be the World's Greatest Detective, but I think that the average person in the DC Universe thinks of Bruce Wayne as the World's Worst Skier.
... or maybe I am and am just saying that as a bluff!!!
I point at Murska because it's day one and it's really really nice to have someone you can always point at on day one without having to come up with a good excuse. Murska, I owe you one for being the ultimate choice for day one pointing-ness!!!
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Damn Jontom and his twisting logic that make sense.
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Nothing personal JX, I just know how completely devious and brilliant you are at these games when you have the time to devote to them.
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All I'll say is that Jontom is a master at these games ... the blue guy with the spiky teeth can be very persuasive.
A quiet little blueberry catmuffin sits in the corner, licking himself and tasting of his own berry-ish goodness. He glances at Lordrod, then ignores him, his bath taking his full attention.
Statistically we have an advantage by accusing as frequently as possible in this situation, however any covert individuals would have an even greater advantage by ensuring they lead the accusation. Ergo I will keep a careful eye on Jontom Xire
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It is a contraction of Evil DM Mark 3. I don't know why why so many have difficulty with a standard contraction but there we are. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
Sir Terry
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Originally Posted by Tirian
He may secretly be the World's Greatest Detective, but I think that the average person in the DC Universe thinks of Bruce Wayne as the World's Worst Skier.
... or maybe I am and am just saying that as a bluff!!!
I point at Murska because it's day one and it's really really nice to have someone you can always point at on day one without having to come up with a good excuse. Murska, I owe you one for being the ultimate choice for day one pointing-ness!!!
Jontom Xire, for the exact same reason really.
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Trusting Murska worked out great!
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A Murska without lies is like a day without sunshine.
(Can I use the preist muffin as my avatar?)
Also, random point at Iceddragons.
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"When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than anything you can ever see or hear or touch. That deep part of you that allows you to stand for those things without which humankind cannot survive. Love that conquers hate, peace that rises triumphant over war, and justice that proves more powerful than greed."
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If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one
(Can I use the preist muffin as my avatar?)
Also, random point at Iceddragons.
By all means.
Also jontom, i was going to grab the second post for that, but it appears you (and others) beat me to it. Ill have to trust banjo to keep that updated.
Never failed on AC or Fatbelly, I'm sure I can keep on top of it. Though if you really want to all you have to do is quote my player list and copy it into your first post.
I fought The Mysterious Circle of Shadowy Chairs in Discworld I (Dei in Machina) till the end, won the game and survived and all I got is this lousy signature line.
Murska! Because he has neither a cat, nor a catmuffin! And therefore must be worse than both combined!
Well possibly. But what is for certain is that your avatar is a Cat. And since they are the things hunting down the muffins, that must mean you are evil! Vampiric you won't fool me by hiding in plain sight.
Kay, gone until Sunday –*don't auto me.
Also, Bayar? You are TPAM! Goodbye!
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That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.
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Well possibly. But what is for certain is that your avatar is a Cat. And since they are the things hunting down the muffins, that must mean you are evil! Vampiric you won't fool me by hiding in plain sight.
You're next, hippo!
You can't owtlojik me!
I hear that Hippos are allergic to muffins, and are hellbent on universal genocide against any and all baked sweet breads of all size and shape.
I fought The Mysterious Circle of Shadowy Chairs in Discworld I (Dei in Machina) till the end, won the game and survived and all I got is this lousy signature line.
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Empress Catherine by Dr. Bath!
Castaras made the PiratZarrrrr. Thank you very much!
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