Rich Conquers GenCon, World.

Ahh, GenCon! The biggest game convention of the year, and the perfect place to launch a new gaming product...or a plan for conquering the world! Yes, while other schlubs scurried about making "business deals" and "plans for financial security", I was engaged in the first steps of a plan that will allow me to seize absolute authority over the globe! We also looked at dice. Ooooo, pretty. Tremble, now, at the photographic documentation (taken so future historians can look back on these events in awe) of GENCON 2004!

 

Here, your future overlord awaits the beginning of his "seminar"--or was it a cleverly-disguised brainwashing session? You be the judge!

A shambling horde of mindslaves absorbs my every word, slack-jawed and eager to obey. "All hail the new overlord!" they cry.

The wheels of commerce turn, turn, turn in the GenCon dealer's room. Economic strength will be the cornerstone of my new empire.

BAKERRRRR! Here, I take a moment to meet with Eberron creator Keith Baker...

HA! The tables have turned! At long last, I feel the throat of the accursed Baker beneath my iron grip. With my arch-nemesis falling before me, none can stand in my way!

Robot servants eagerly construct the weapons of war--in this case, massive clay dragons that will speed my warriors to the capitals of the world's nations.

Here a few of my most trusted minions gather to receive their latest missions. Soon, the world will be mine! Zombie servants Will, Matt, Jason, Amber, Sue, and John surround me and my queen.

Lieutenant Zombie Amber E. Scott stands against a blank wall and accomplishes nothing to further my schemes. Hmmm, perhaps I need to rethink her rank...

Even the legions of the damned need to eat. Here, more of my horde gather to dine and hear my words of command. Note the monkey hats--would anyone wear them if I hadn't bent their minds to my diabolical will?

The penalty for disobedience? Nap!

Yes, it was a fabulous convention, and a good first step in conquering this planet. My queen and I relax in the knowledge of a job well done...until next year! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!