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1214 - And the Squishier Ones, Too

1213 - Grab and Smash

1212 - Hypocritical Hit

1211 - Win Conditions

1210 - Break Down

1209 - Compromised

1208 - Grievances

1207 - Afraid So

1206 - Speaking Terms

1205 - A Higher Calling Calling

1204 - Not Again

1203 - Right Up to the Ledge

1202 - Cloud Commuting

1201 - The Freckles in Their Eye

1200 - Contactless Deliberations

1199 - Helpful for Counting Though

1198 - Move Slow and Preserve Things

1197 - Incidental Reconnaissance

1196 - Not Yet Seasoned

1195 - People First

1194 - Spiritual Counseling

1193 - Sisterly Advice

1192 - Inherited Characteristics

1191 - An Easy Mistake

1190 - Getting Started Getting to the End

1189 - Wait and See

1188 - Perpendicular to the Sunlight

1187 - Somewhere Between Super and Mega

1186 - You Can't Miss It

1185 - Heading Out

1184 - Regeneration Gap

1183 - Expendable Resources

1182 - The Beer Talking

1181 - Hold Up a Minute

1180 - +1

1179 - Indefinite Accommodations

1178 - Rock Opera

1177 - Role Reversal

1176 - Die or Die Trying

1175 - Running on Fumes

1174 - Fun for the Whole Family

1173 - Turn the Table

1172 - Ray of Hope

1171 - Going In, Getting Out

1170 - Divine Diversion

1169 - Showing Up

1168 - Limited Motions

1167 - All Downhill

1166 - End of Overtime

1165 - Uphill Struggle

1164 - Replication Crisis

1163 - They Stayed Friends Though

1162 - Helping Out

1161 - Easy to Forget

1160 - Returning Champions

1159 - Worm's Eye View

1158 - Gatespender

1157 - Holes and Walls

1156 - In All Fairness

1155 - Elder Screeds

1154 - Forgotten Secret

1153 - Family Meeting

1152 - Reunion

1151 - Halfling Baby Steps Are Very Small

1150 - Do-Over

1149 - Enough Diamonds Already

1148 - The Rainbow Rejection

1147 - Headed Back

1146 - Assistance Needed

1145 - The Highfather

1144 - That's Jack's Fault

1143 - Lines of Communication

1142 - Good to Know

1141 - Advanced Color Theory

1140 - Better Left in the Past

1139 - To Remember Them By

1138 - Lesson Planar

1137 - But It Probably Won't Come Up

1136 - Orders From the Top

1135 - OMG

1134 - A Mile in His Shoes

1133 - Call Answering

1132 - Afterdeath

1131 - A Heartfelt Moment

1130 - Better Days

1129 - Reasons Why

1128 - Raising a Family

1127 - Windfall

1126 - Battle Cry

1125 - Throwing Shade

1124 - Dominate Tricks

1123 - Swirly Attack!

1122 - Dispelling Misconceptions

1121 - Protection Racket

1120 - Create Spawn

1119 - The Fighting's So Bright

1118 - Negatively Affected

1117 - Bait the Rainbow

1116 - Neck and Neck

1115 - It's Never Failed Before

1114 - Better Served Cold Anyway

1113 - On Her Honor

1112 - And Maybe a Change of Shoes

1111 - She Really Doesn't

1110 - The Perfect Strategy

1109 - Spy Bowl

1108 - Boys Don't Scry

1107 - Babysitter Club Flush

1106 - Answering the Callback

1105 - Out of the Box, Into the Fire

1104 - Plan of Inaction

1103 - In Force

1102 - For the Duration

1101 - Rising Suspicion

1100 - Into the Tunnels

1099 - Cool Will Be the Biggest Obstacle

1098 - The Crucial Ingredient

1097 - God Forsaken

1096 - Brewmaster's Tale

1095 - Name Dropper

1094 - Face Time

1093 - Night's Templars

1092 - Entrance Seekers

1091 - Ready to Go

1090 - Not Touching!

1089 - Scents and Cents Ability

1088 - Hall Past

1087 - Masters Mastering Mastery

1086 - Look Inside

1085 - Omission Possible

1084 - Consumers Report

1083 - You Bet

1082 - And Your Souls for Free

1081 - Ill Intent

1080 - Clever Blasting God Stoppers

1079 - Threat Level

1078 - But If You Try Sometimes

1077 - All Clear

1076 - Just Drop It

1075 - Shuffle the Deck

1074 - Turning Back

1073 - Catching Up

1072 - Flying Low

1071 - Never Failed Him Before

1070 - Half Probably Are

1069 - Conditional Diagnosis

1068 - Ship Abandon

1067 - Bump in the Road

1066 - Oh Grow Up

1065 - Lesson Never Learned

1064 - Chained of Command

1063 - No Turn Signal

1062 - Spanner in the Works

1061 - Hangers On

1060 - Now Boarding

1059 - The Fight is Not Over

1058 - Ready, Set, Ready

1057 - Suggestive Content

1056 - Top Five, Certainly

1055 - All Hands on Trend

1054 - A Kill By Any Other Name

1053 - Over the Edge

1052 - Fired Giants

1051 - Path of Most Resistance

1050 - Hard Pass

1049 - An Uplifting Discussion

1048 - Parental Bindings

1047 - Perhaps a Few Mini-Revolutions

1046 - Literally Heartless

1045 - Studying Up

1044 - Mountain Passes

1043 - He Assumed It Was a Cholesterol Thing

1042 - Wait Watchers

1041 - Value of an Independent Variable

1040 - It Probably Would've Taken 30 Pages

1039 - Multiple Choice

1038 - Goblin to Goblin

1037 - Beast Practices

1036 - Sound, But in This Case Inaccurate

1035 - Ringing Victory

1034 - Always a Good Rule of Thumb

1033 - Sound Reasoning

1032 - Other Times, Not So Much

1031 - Cold War

1030 - Naming Names

1029 - Budget Flight

1028 - Don't Even Ask About Electrum

1027 - Because Reasons

1026 - Goliath Falls

1025 - Mark of Distinction

1024 - The Unbanished Truth

1023 - Last Call

1022 - Terms and Conditions Apply

1021 - It's a Long List

1020 - Scroll Left

1019 - Withdrawn

1018 - Or Perhaps Punch

1017 - Personnel Changes

1016 - King of Indecision

1015 - Climb Every Mountain

1014 - Aw, Rats!

1013 - Little Empathy

1012 - Yellow Means Caution

1011 - Red Means Stop

1010 - Green Means Go

1009 - Giving Up Hope

1008 - Not to Scale

1007 - Your Worst

1006 - Uninterrupted Torment

1005 - Completely Mist the Point

1004 - Climbing Tensions

1003 - An Attack on Two Levels

1002 - Mutually Assured Observation

1001 - Will Save the Day

1000 - Hel Polls for Thee

999 - The Vote in Gods' Aye

998 - Three Sides to Every Story

997 - Plan B

996 - Silencing Descent

995 - Welcome to the Church

994 - Invitation Only

993 - Moots and Ladders

992 - Peak Condition

991 - A Sergeant and a Sapper

990 - Critiquing Suspicion

989 - Stares and Stripes Forever

988 - Much Less Swordfighting

987 - The Soul of Discretion

986 - Inn Doubt

985 - Down the Winding Path

984 - Hence the Fence

983 - A Healer's Reason

982 - Respirate in Peace

981 - Followers Follow

980 - Breaking Up

979 - Fault Lines

978 - Rage Against the Lightning of the Dead

977 - Zap

976 - Hard Sell

975 - Up in the Air

974 - Except, You Know, That

973 - Try, Try Again

972 - She Might Even Be a Bit Ahead

971 - Blast from the Past

970 - Wandering Eyes

969 - It's Only His SECOND Favorite Cuisine

968 - Next Week They're Getting Drab

967 - Craft Wondrous Bauble

966 - About Town

965 - The Bargain Hunter

964 - Needs More Gears Though

963 - Internal Struggles

962 - Just Think How Many Times He's Seen Himself Naked

961 - Hearing is Believing

960 - Collision Testing

959 - It Was Not

958 - This Sucks

957 - Takes One to Know One

956 - Moving On

955 - Strike Two

954 - Contractual Riders on the Storm

953 - High Pressure Front

952 - Weather or Not

951 - Helping Hand

950 - Spell It Out

949 - Method Doctor

948 - Behind the Eyes

947 - Keep in Mind

946 - It's What's Inside That Counts

945 - Jumbled Up

944 - All of the Above, Actually

943 - Everyone Hates Goodbye Scenes

942 - But He Probably Has a Halberd Now

941 - Relatively OK

940 - Resisting a Rest

939 - Donation Drive

938 - This is Not a Thing That is Going to Happen

937 - Travel Time

936 - End of the Line

935 - Caster Fight

934 - All Hands on Deck

933 - Getting a Little Carried Away

932 - His Number One Fan

931 - My Two Dads

930 - Overshadowed

929 - Through

928 - Go

927 - Can't Help Himself

926 - Through the Wormhole(s)

925 - Catching Up with Family

924 - Resource Management

923 - Breakthrough

922 - Payback

921 - Shot Down

920 - No Running, No Hiding

919 - I Went Down, Down, Down

918 - These Last Few Are All from the Same Sender

917 - Hold On

916 - Executive Order

915 - Custom Framing While You Wait

914 - Last in the Coffin

913 - Independent

912 - Working Together

911 - Operation Desert Inform

910 - Marching On

909 - Shifting Sands

908 - Reverse Polarity

907 - Always Hiring

906 - Nothing Lasts Forever

905 - Blow the Lid Off

904 - Live by the Technicality...

903 - Carefully Couched

902 - Mr. Sandman, Give Me a Scream

901 - Friend of a Friend

900 - Hole in the Middle

899 - Prophecy Fulfilled

898 - Let's Get Ready to Rumble

897 - Headed Downtown

896 - Two Paths

895 - Plain Sight

894 - The Last Room

893 - Closing In

892 - Walled In

891 - This One's Not Even Realistic

890 - Dream Free

889 - Get Real

888 - Dream Wedding

887 - Happy Ending

886 - Victory Comes From Within

885 - Silence is Golden (Or At Least Electrum)

884 - Credits and Deductions

883 - Fiend Swap

882 - It's a Boy!

881 - Temporary Weakness

880 - Getting the Message

879 - Running on Empty

878 - Little Brother

877 - The Bright Side

876 - Ensnared

875 - Calm, Orderly, and Efficient

874 - Allies Like This

873 - Spell Check

872 - Concession Stand

871 - Just a Couple of Blooddrinkers

870 - Death in the Family

869 - Lesson Fail

868 - Unleash the Fury

867 - The First Title Also Still Applies

866 - Complex Math

865 - Getting Defensive

864 - Bet It Would Get Funded on Kickstarter

863 - Looking for Regroup

862 - Pop Goes Pop

861 - You Should've Seen What They Did to His Pelvis

860 - Wasn't Going to Listen to Orders Anyway

859 - Smoked

858 - Actually, She Did

857 - The Pit of Despair

856 - I Guess You Had to Be There

855 - And They Got Extra Credit For It, Too

854 - Not Much Chance of That

853 - The Dangers of Progress

852 - Under the Helmet

851 - Passive Voice

850 - not-thog

849 - Suspicious Agreement

848 - Acid Redux

847 - Dropping the Ball

846 - No Bone Unturned

845 - The Last Laugh

844 - Case In Point

843 - Lack of Foresight

842 - All in the Family

841 - Lunchtime

840 - Thief's Tool

839 - Finding Something

838 - Either Way, Really

837 - The Name of the Windy

836 - Best Laid Plans

835 - A Dish Best Served Warm, After All

834 - A Seasoned Woodsman

833 - Villainy Afoot

832 - Loose Ends

831 - Two of a Kind Beats King High

830 - Tidying Up

829 - Ritual Behavior

828 - A Study in Viridian

827 - Crushed

826 - Minimal Resistance

825 - Good Thing He's Already Partial to Red

824 - Losers Weepers

823 - Yes, It Is

822 - Line Quality

821 - Raiders of the Lost Plot Arc

820 - Son Catcher

819 - Parental Insight

818 - Also, the Desert is Dry

817 - General Assistance

816 - General Knowledge

815 - Close Call

814 - The Answer is Blowing in the Wind

813 - Pardon Me

812 - And Yet, the Canned Meat Merchant Still Gets Through

811 - A Touch of Death

810 - The Kind That Makes Friends Easily

809 - Except Maybe the Undead

808 - Five Rows Down, Three Columns Over

807 - Wild Empathy

806 - Holy Enunciation

805 - Dropping In

804 - Where Her Loyalties Lie

803 - Saved by the Belt

802 - Took a Level in Sauceror

801 - Bound to Happen

800 - Right Tool for the Job

799 - In the Bag

798 - Change of Plans

797 - Bird Brained

796 - Smash

795 - Back to the Action

794 - We Recommend Tsukiko

793 - Critical Thinking

792 - Animal Instincts

791 - Don't Get MAD

790 - Unfamiliar

789 - Also, His Popularity Has Waned

788 - A Vexation Or Irritation

787 - No Time for Losers

786 - One Step Worse Than "Diminutively"

785 - The Cost of Freedom

784 - Unexpected

783 - Cold Blooded

782 - Not Yet Met His Match

781 - Companions

780 - The Duel Everyone's Been Waiting For

779 - They Follow His Lead

778 - Nitpick Your Battles

777 - Under the Arena

776 - A Sombering Oration

775 - Welcome to the Arena

774 - Telling Lies

773 - Never Mind, She'd Need a Better Bow to Use It

772 - Haley's Commitment

771 - Also, "Chib" Would Have Been Acceptable

770 - Hard Time

769 - Because Really, That Would Be Less Improbable

768 - +2 Embracers

767 - And Yes, There is a Santa Claus

766 - Breaking In is Hard to Do

765 - The Love of Money

764 - Small Talk

763 - Plotting Something

762 - Just Trying to Help

761 - Advanced (S)wordplay

760 - Realizations & Rationalizations

759 - Yes, Apparently

758 - Spins of the Father

757 - Something Blue

756 - He Sure Dodged an Arrow There

755 - Brought to You By Mace-y's

754 - Maybe She Ate a Zeppelin

753 - Slash Attack

752 - Picking Locks

751 - Tree is Within 10-ft. Radius of Apple

750 - Making Up for Lost Time

749 - Savings and Trust

748 - Top of the List

747 - Make It Three, Just to Be Safe

746 - Ask Your Grandparents

745 - It Does Beat Scissors

744 - A Tale of Two Suppers

743 - Dinner Conversion

742 - Monkey Do

741 - Scheduling Conflict

740 - The Great(ish) Escape

739 - A New Friend

738 - Pooling Resources

737 - Comparative Mythology

736 - Do You Like Comics About Gladiators?

735 - Of Clerks and Clerics

734 - Maybe He Can Get Credit for Time Served

733 - Collect Call

732 - The Papers Chase

731 - Long Tail of the Law

730 - Brunchroom Brawl

729 - No Real Shocker

728 - The Price of Yummies

727 - And It Will Never Work Again

726 - Mammals Can't Seem to Get Enough of Those Things

725 - The Significantly-More-Secret Origin of Tarquin and Nale

724 - It IS Fairly Spicy, However

723 - Generally Relative

722 - Block and Tackle

721 - Pain Threshold

720 - Breakfast of Champions

719 - Seat of Power

718 - Spring Break Never Dies

717 - No Incarceration Without Compensation

716 - She Didn't Miss

715 - Wanted

714 - This Whole Time, He'd Thought of It as the Snack That Got Away

713 - Oh, Right. That.

712 - Neutralize Elf

711 - The Rouge's Guild

710 - Does He Get XP for Their Buzz?

709 - No Scry Zone

708 - An Animated Discussion

707 - That's Probably Why There Are, Like, 17 Types

706 - He's Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today

705 - Those Don't Take Over Until the Graveyard Shift

704 - Dead Men Give No Speeches

703 - Meet the New Boss

702 - One for the History Books

701 - Curtains for You

700 - They Would Likely Both Disagree with That Sentiment

699 - Escape Clause

698 - Stopping for Direction

697 - Stuck in the Sand Trap

696 - Still a Long Way to Go

695 - Paranoia Will Destroy Ya

694 - Poor Coordination

693 - Tragically, His Arms Would Be Too Short for the Lute

692 - Searchin'

691 - All Available Resources

690 - Riders on the Worm

689 - Live Bait

688 - The Comics Must Flow

687 - Actually, That's Probably You

686 - Also, At Lower Altitude

685 - On Friendship

684 - V Was Only Waiting for This Moment to Arise

683 - Whatever You Do, Don't Oscillate

682 - Plus, He Probably Spits, Too

681 - All in the Family

680 - That's Why It's Called a Running Gag

679 - Oh, Right, That Other Problem...

678 - First Step in the Process

677 - This Never Happens to Jiminy Cricket

676 - There's More Than One Way to Fail a Listen Check

675 - It Costs an Armor Leg

674 - The Elf Who Cried Raven

673 - Too Slow

672 - A Familiar Conclusion

671 - Also, She Needs Her Clothes Back Now

670 - The War Council

669 - Logical Conclusions

668 - Moving the Pieces

667 - Mending Wounds

666 - But Seriously, She Won't

665 - In the Flesh

664 - Down to Earth

663 - Or Mention That He's Getting Too Old for This

662 - The Price is Right

661 - The Path of Least Expectation

660 - Lucky Breaks

659 - Flight of the Phylactery

658 - A Bird in Hand

657 - Second Chance

656 - It Probably Squeaks, Too

655 - With a Critical Eye

654 - Cages (Steel and Otherwise)

653 - Fun While It Lasted

652 - No Respect for the Wicked

651 - Two Eyes in the Dark

650 - A Lot Can Happen in Ten Minutes

649 - It's a Shame She Didn't Grab That Script While She Was There

648 - A Dish Best Served With +1d6 Cold Damage

647 - Be Prepared

646 - ...And It Feels So Good

645 - It's Where the Cool Kids Swim

644 - An Unsung Legend

643 - A Wizard Did It

642 - Choice

641 - For Every Action

640 - Madness

639 - If They Pull a Knife...

638 - A Dragon's Victory

637 - It Only Shows Reality Programming

636 - Shattered, Shattered

635 - I See a Red Robe and I Want to Paint it Black

634 - The Wrong Reasons

633 - Where Do You See Yourself in Five Million Years?

632 - My Three Fiends

631 - Who Doesn't Get Ten of These a Week?

630 - Shoot the Messenger

629 - One Chance

628 - Every Parent's Worst Nightmare

627 - Power Outage

626 - Good to the Last Drip

625 - Bargain Hunter

624 - This Happens to Telemarketers All the Time

623 - Running Away

622 - Don't Hate the Player Character...

621 - At Least There Weren't Any Cryptograms

620 - Probably About an "8"

619 - Wow, That's a Spicy Meatball!

618 - Flank Cut

617 - Power Meeting

616 - An Opponent or Rival Whom a Person Cannot Overcome

615 - It's a Real Life-Saver

614 - A Cut Above

613 - I Need a Hero

612 - Technically, the "Fish" Version is a Subset of This One

611 - None Left Standing

610 - You're It

609 - It Takes TWO Thieves, Actually

608 - Mean Girls

607 - Gherkin Her Chain

606 - The Philosophy of Chaos

605 - Return of the King

604 - Bailout Plan

603 - Familiarity Breeds Piercing Damage

602 - Clerical Temp

601 - She Obviously Doesn't Have the Endurance Feet

600 - Headed Down

599 - Separate Ways

598 - To Say a Few Words

597 - Threat Assessment

596 - Convenience Story

595 - Trial of the Century

594 - Rock the Boat

593 - Another Choice

592 - Stuck in the Middle

591 - Antipathy for the Devil

590 - Role Reversal

589 - Entrance Qualifications

588 - His Name Probably Helps, Too

587 - What to Expect When You're Expecting Assassins

586 - No Encounter is an Island Unto Itself

585 - Immaterial Components

584 - Improbable Causes

583 - Love's Sweet Sting

582 - Moonlight Rendezvous

581 - A Sight for Sore Eyes

580 - Hey, I Need to Sell Them Somehow

579 - What They Need is a Writ of Habeas Corpus

578 - A Slick Getaway

577 - You Can Take the Rogue Out of the City...

576 - Construction Workers

575 - I Think They're in One of the Rulebooks, Right?

574 - A Seller's Market

573 - Slumber Party

572 - The Resistance of Memory

571 - Return Engagement

570 - Clean Slate

569 - Justice Can Be a Messy Business

568 - A Sign That You Have a Problem

567 - The Simplest Explanation

566 - One for the FAQ

565 - The Test of the Memory

564 - It's What's For Dinner

563 - Air Mail

562 - Heroic Fantasy

561 - Pop Idolatry

560 - Meanwhile, His Teammate Was in Rhodes

559 - An Introduction to Comparative Theology

558 - Sort of Like a Reverse Psion

557 - The Puppet Mistress

556 - Nuthin' But Net

555 - Half-Dragons Are Even Worse

554 - You're No Help at All

553 - Diplomacy is a Beach

552 - And Yet the Turtle Got Away on His Own

551 - Slow and Steady, My Ass!

550 - +1 BFF

549 - Grueling Ordeal

548 - His Most Despicable Act Yet

547 - Endurance Feat

546 - O-Chul's Razor

545 - Someone Should be Wearing Safety Goggles

544 - A Lot at Stake

543 - Shhh! Principal's Coming!

542 - In Azure City, Shark Jumps You!

541 - He's a Gamblin'...Thing

540 - Melts in Your Mouth, Not on Your Alignment

539 - Well There is That "Saint" Prestige Class

538 - Fiend or Foe?

537 - What Do You Think Comes in a Disguise Kit, Anyway?

536 - A Brief Tribute

535 - The Cat Stays in the Picture

534 - Medium Creatures

533 - Open to Multiple Interpretations

532 - The Exposition Fairy

531 - Wake Up Call to Action

530 - Regarding the Speed With Which One Removes Band-Aids

529 - The Summons

528 - The Ghost Screamer

527 - Pep Talk

526 - He's Just Pine-ing for the Fjords

525 - Look More Closelier

524 - Pretender to the Throne

523 - Orders That Won't Stick

522 - We're Doomed If She Finds the Map Key

521 - Remorse

520 - The Power of Immediate Gratification

519 - Nightmare on Blue Street

518 - At Least It Wasn't the Fourth Wall Again

517 - Probably Best to Choose at Random

516 - Turning Azurite, I Think I'm Turning Azurite, I Really Think So

515 - A Momentary Experience

514 - Elan Would Be So Proud

513 - Security Deposit

512 - They've Had Time to Train, Too

511 - Guerillas in Their Midst

510 - Killer View

509 - It Has Flowers, Hearts, and a DC 30 Lock

508 - Sure Beats Flatware

507 - Fantasy Troll-Playing Game

506 - Flanking Crush

505 - ...Or We Will All Stick Separately

504 - That's a Surprisingly Common Reaction

503 - Surreptitious Admirer

502 - And I-I-I-I Will Always Love You

501 - No Cure for the Wedding Bell Blues

500 - A Reason to Keep Trying

499 - No Time to Lose

498 - Gone Fishin'

497 - The Grand Fighter

496 - Responsible

495 - (Eu)gene Therapy

494 - DMILF

493 - Led Zeppelin Lied to Us All

492 - Things to Do in Heaven When You're Dead

491 - Those Singing Lessons Cost Money, You Know

490 - Final Review

489 - Keepin' the Little Man Down

488 - This is Your Life

487 - Their Concierge Service is Heavenly

486 - Next on "As the Plane Turns"...

485 - Hey! You! Get Off of My Cloud!

484 - At the End of the Day

483 - Broken Stick

482 - Leaving Azure City

481 - Cutting the Cord

480 - Change of Address Needed

479 - Jaws of Life

478 - On Usefulness

477 - Shock and Awwwwww

476 - I Don't Suppose You Have Any Nutmeg?

475 - Crashing the Party

474 - The Body Snatcher

473 - On the Waterfront

472 - I'll Hold Them Off

471 - A Triumphant Return

470 - With Three Arrows Left in the Quiver

469 - Crossbones

468 - Splitting Up is Hard to Do

467 - Learn to Play it Right

466 - I Think I Left it in the Bag...

465 - No One Likes a Tattletale

464 - Not for Everyone

463 - Shattered

462 - Good Idea, Bad Idea

461 - I've Got a Bad Feeling About This...

460 - Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

459 - Negative Feelings

458 - Exit Strategy

457 - Anti-Human Resources

456 - Saved Game

455 - Incoming!

454 - The Longshot

453 - Heck of a Fight

452 - Breaking and Entering

451 - Change of Direction

450 - Wands Are for Suckers

449 - Land of the Rising...

448 - Just Crazy Enough to Work

447 - Guarding the Sapphire

446 - Hell of a Job

445 - A Song for the Departed

444 - He's Dead, Jim

443 - The First Step is a Doozy

442 - We Can Do This the Easy Way...

441 - Getting Ahead and Staying Ahead

440 - Flew the Coop

439 - Seeing Orange

438 - The Paladin is Your Pal

437 - Battle Momentum

436 - Non-Military Intelligence

435 - Amoral Dilemma

434 - Heavy is the Head

433 - Resource Management

432 - Let Slip the Dogs of War

431 - My Three Xykons

430 - Rematch

429 - Stay on Target...

428 - It Takes a Thief

427 - They're Just Another Brick in the Wall

426 - Three of a Kind

425 - War Makes Boys of Us All

424 - A Wizard's Work

423 - Periodic Bombardment

422 - March to War

421 - Oratory of the Stick

420 - The Trial of Belkar Bitterleaf (Abridged)

419 - A Special Pre-Approved Offer

418 - It's a Type of Boat

417 - The Most Important Place to Be

416 - It's Battlicious!

415 - Idiot Box

414 - Noble is Goodble

413 - Not to Scale

412 - Catching Up

411 - The Power Behind the Throne

410 - The New Lord in Town

409 - Intercession

408 - Fallsville, Population: 1

407 - Fading

406 - A Moment of Truth

405 - The Secrets

404 - A Paladin's Duty

403 - Leadership Is About the Tough Decisions

402 - Speaking From the Heart

401 - Breakfast of Champions

400 - Your Ship Has Come In

399 - Death Actually IS Too Good For Them

398 - We All Just Want to be Held Sometimes

397 - Leggo My Ego!

396 - The Door Knocks on YOU

395 - Two Steps Forward, One Step Back

394 - Hell Hath Exactly As Much Fury

393 - Truth

392 - Death From Above

391 - Eye of the Tiger, Baby

390 - In a Class All His Own

389 - As Good an Explanation as is Forthcoming

388 - The Final Frontier

387 - The Cliffport Redemption

386 - Not How She Pictured It, Certainly

385 - A Sympathetic Ear

384 - Words Get in the Way

383 - What's Really Scary is That He Knows the Words

382 - Risk vs. Reward

381 - Improved Feint

380 - While the Fiend's Away...

379 - Perform IS on the Aristocrat's Skill List

378 - He Didn't Even Have to Say Please

377 - Travel Delays

376 - All Too Easy

375 - Undeliverable

374 - Black and Blue

373 - Caged

372 - Pot v. Kettle

371 - The Road to Heck

370 - Kills 'Em Every Time

369 - Fight!

368 - All Along the Watchtower

367 - Innocent Man

366 - Porting Out

365 - Caught in the Act

364 - Consider Their Lineage

363 - I Fought the Law

362 - Grand Theft Identity

361 - Framing the Picture

360 - Hail to the Chief

359 - Roll Over

358 - A Taste of Victory

357 - Pen Beats Sword

356 - Knight Takes Pawn

355 - Sore Loser

354 - Copper Piece Arcade

353 - If a Druid Falls in the City, Does He Make a Noise?

352 - The Turnaround

351 - Pop Quiz, Hotshot

350 - At Least You Get Course Credit

349 - Every Couple Has Their Quirks

348 - Someone Was Looking For You

347 - On the Map

346 - Swoop, There It Is

345 - He Invented the Magic System

344 - A Walk in the Park

343 - Served with a Side Order of Whoop-Ass

342 - Dangling the Bait

341 - Setting Up the Board

340 - You Should Have Seen What He Did With the Corsage

339 - C.P.P.D. Blues

338 - Tactical Priorities

337 - Brief and to the Point

336 - Bedtime for Elan

335 - A Grand Experiment

334 - If You Want Something Done Right

333 - The Bright Side

332 - The Ephemerality of Memory

331 - For the Future

330 - Paid in Full

329 - The All-Seeing Oracle

328 - The Test of the Heart

327 - The Test of the Mind

326 - Getting Ahead in Business

325 - The Test of the Body

324 - Consult Your Doctor Before Reading This Comic

323 - Don't Make Me Turn This Quest Around

322 - Maybe the Quailtiger?

321 - Q & A

320 - Bing Crosby's Got Nothing On Us

319 - Healthier Living Through Repression

318 - The Move Action of Shame

317 - The Best Part of Waking Up

316 - The Moment of Truth

315 - On Sylph's Wings

314 - Goth Advice

313 - Words Fail

312 - Where the Buffalo Wings Roam

311 - Internal Dialogue

310 - Advanced Dates & Dinners

309 - My Dinner with Elan

308 - Sword Envy

307 - Take the Problem By the Hand

306 - Power Word: Annoy

305 - The Epistle of Durkon

304 - A Leper Can't Change His Spots

303 - Phrenology Today

302 - New Beginnings

301 - A Brief Intermission

300 - Pick Your Doom

299 - A Calling Missed

298 - The Future is Forged in the Fires of Today

297 - Sword Speak

296 - Boons

295 - Belkar Leashed

294 - Contracts, Shmontracts

293 - This is Getting to Be a Habit...

292 - Non-startling Revelations

291 - Not to Mention Little League

290 - Shojo's Big Secret

289 - Senility Now!

288 - First Word...

287 - Paladins Make Good Tour Guides

286 - A Minor Glitch

285 - A Moment of Truth

284 - Shattered Expectations

283 - Rock the Vote

282 - Closing Arguments

281 - Get the Lead Out

280 - The Boot

279 - No Soup for You

278 - A New Strategy

277 - The Crayons of Time: Breaking Up is Hard to Do

276 - The Crayons of Time: The Order of the Scribble

275 - The Crayons of Time: World 2.0

274 - The Crayons of Time: The Snarl

273 - The Crayons of Time: Doodles on the Sketch Pad of Eternity

272 - The Big Secret

271 - The Prosecution's Case

270 - Dueling Egos

269 - A Familiar Face

268 - The Lawyers Strike Back

267 - The Cat Behind the Throne

266 - Guessing Game

265 - A Tale of Two Paladins

264 - I Cannae Tell a Lie

263 - The Great Escape

262 - All You Need is Love and Improvised Thieves' Tools

261 - I Smell a Solo Adventure

260 - The Prison Blues

259 - Son of Mail Call

258 - I Think That Violates the Geneva Convention

257 - POW!

256 - Six Degrees of Evil Separation

255 - Meep meep!

254 - Half the Elf, Double the Fun

253 - Larry Gardener and the Angry Half-Orc

252 - Linear Storytelling

251 - A Piece of His Mind

250 - Oh no, he DIDN'T!

249 - Return of the Trouser Titan

248 - Blame the Hormones

247 - It's Just Aphasia She's Going Through

246 - Rumors of Her Death

245 - Easy Come, Easy Go

244 - What? It's a Legitimate Magic Item

243 - No Flair for the Dramatic

242 - Chekov's Law Realized

241 - Talking Down

240 - Next on Fox: When Whores Attack!

239 - Roy's Angels

238 - You Try Rhyming 'Assassin'

237 - Growing Some

236 - Mean Girl

235 - Oddly, He Can Still Get Dressed in Under a Minute

234 - The Ultimate Sacrifice

233 - No Thread Left Untied

232 - Because They Got Lonely in the Bag

231 - From the Mouths of Babes

230 - The Law Strikes Back

229 - No Offense, Aaron

228 - Unlawful Good

227 - AR&R

226 - Who's On the Throne?

225 - Checking In

224 - Groggy, Groggy, Groggy

223 - Love, in the Abstract

222 - A Blissful Marriage

221 - Recycling Works

220 - For a Reasonable Fee

219 - No Joke Too Cliched

218 - OD&D

217 - Now in Ogrevision!

216 - Perfect Combo

215 - Taking Charge

214 - No Plan Survives Contact with One's Allies

213 - The Man Knows His Limitations

212 - Dirt Farm

211 - The Hook

210 - Displaced Persons

209 - Multiclass Discrimination

208 - A Battle of Wits

207 - Now If Only We Could Organize the Fiends Somehow

206 - Hidden Benefit of Being an Adventurer

205 - A Is Always A

204 - What's My Motivation?

203 - Just the Facts, Ma'am

202 - Scanning...

201 - Seeing Signs

200 - The Confrontation

199 - It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

198 - The Great Kazoo

197 - A Change of Scale

196 - The Diary

195 - Book Nook

194 - You Light Up My Life

193 - Because Good is Dumb

192 - Everything Sits Better on a Ritz

191 - Dungeon Real Estate

190 - A Lesson in Resource Management

189 - Tied Up Nicely

188 - A Matter of Perspective

187 - Love At First Sight

186 - Return of the Elf

185 - The Time Killers

184 - Hawaiian Love

183 - Spit and/or Swallow

182 - Probability

181 - Cursing the Darkness

180 - Falling for You

179 - Liar, Liar

178 - The Early Bird Catches the Wizard

177 - Ch-ch-ch-changes

176 - Leaping Lizards

175 - Darn You to Hex

174 - Interlude of Dooooooom!

173 - It Is Always Exactly Where They Intend It to Be

172 - Cure Moderate Hurt Feelings

171 - The Prisoner Dilemma

170 - He's Still a Dwarf at Heart

169 - The Enemy of My Enemy is a Tree

168 - Running on Empty

167 - Don't Question the Color of the Bag

166 - Wolverine, Eat Your Heart Out

165 - Hangin' Around

164 - Here He Comes, To Save the Day!

163 - A Man, A Dwarf, and a Kitty

162 - Soliloquy

161 - Captives

160 - The Jell-O Pit Wasn't Available

159 - Plotus Interruptus

158 - The Economics of Banditry

157 - A Lesson in Leadership

156 - Cunning Escape

155 - Time is On My Side

154 - One Bird with Two Dozen Arrows

153 - Priorities

152 - Arrow Time

151 - Learning Experience

150 - A Comic as Lovely as a Tree

149 - Cultural Differences

148 - Hobgoblins and You

147 - The Light at the End of the Tunnel

146 - Role Reversal

145 - Mr(s). Wizard Explains It All

144 - Pop Goes the Weasel

143 - Do-Over

142 - Misdirection and Subterfuge

141 - Horse Sense

140 - My Little Pony

139 - How to Keep the Party Together

138 - Tomorrow's Technology Today

137 - Teh Gewd Gods

136 - It's Not a Gaming Session Until Someone Quotes Monty Python

135 - Potionomics

134 - Craft (Plotline)

133 - Standardized Testing

132 - Kindred Spirits

131 - Money Makes the World Go Round

130 - Itempalooza

129 - Rock Solid Investment

128 - The More You Know...

127 - New Wizard in Town

126 - Multiclass Struggles

125 - Free Experience

124 - Ding!

123 - Double Your Entendre, Double Your Fun

122 - Adventurers Are Coming! Adventurers Are Coming!

121 - The Return of Mail Call

120 - The End of the Beginning

119 - Hollywood, Eat Your Heart Out

118 - They Should Childproof Those Things

117 - Delayed Gratification

116 - Finding Stuff

115 - Dust in the Wind

114 - Exciting Climax

113 - Memories, Like the Edges of My Sword

112 - Shatter

111 - Inukchuk!

110 - Revenge is Best Served Really Cold

109 - Tensions Rise

108 - Help from Above

107 - Defense is for Losers

106 - A Sure Bet

105 - Hordes of Xykon

104 - Dramatic Pre-Battle Speech

103 - Practice Makes Perfect

102 - Lowbrow is the Best Brow

101 - Man-to-Man Chat

100 - Teenage Boys Are CR 1

99 - Grilled to Perfection

98 - Mmmmm...Tasty

97 - Evil Plans

96 - Gate? What Gate?

95 - Dead Men Tell Tales

94 - The Path to Victory

93 - Teenage Wasteland

92 - Reading is Fundamental

91 - Proof That I am Deeply Disturbed

90 - Consequences of a Failed Skill Check

89 - Invisibility: The Lazy Artist's Friend

88 - Getting Closer

87 - Bathroom Humor

86 - The Most Important Quest

85 - The Elder Puppet

84 - Saddest. Comic. Ever.

83 - Pillow Talk

82 - Beats Pay-Per-View

81 - First Church of Banjo

80 - Replacement Cleric

79 - The Heavens Moved

78 - Unfinished Business

77 - A Battle of Attrition

76 - She's a Sneaky One

75 - The Blame Game

74 - Back from the Pit

73 - Thor's Teachings

72 - Loose Ends

71 - Career Girl

70 - That's Just Mean

69 - Hey, It Was Worth a Shot

68 - Unconscience

67 - Cliffhanger

66 - Thog's Secret Weakness

65 - The Magic Words

64 - Transference

63 - Together, They're Six Feet of Whoop Ass

62 - Heavy Metals

61 - Brother Against Brother

60 - Everything Comes Together

59 - The Shot Heard Round the Dungeon

58 - First Aid

57 - Inevitable Betrayal? Check.

56 - An Alternate Hypothesis

55 - One for the Old-Schoolers

54 - Touch My Sigil

53 - See, They're Flying, Because It's an Air Sigil

52 - Young Dwarves in Love

51 - Stupid Isn't Always Cute

50 - The Semi-Secret Origin of Elan & Nale

49 - Collect the Whole Set

48 - Stab of Opportunity

47 - But is it High Definition?

46 - Deep Thoughts

45 - Strength in Numbers

44 - Meet the Linear Guild

43 - What's Behind Door #2?

42 - Belkar Unleashed

41 - Just Take the AoO

40 - The Gods Must be Busy

39 - Date with Destiny

38 - Spontaneous Artistic Expression

37 - Evil, But Cost-Effective

36 - Building a Better PC Trap

35 - Rogues Gone Wild!

34 - Math is Fun

33 - Mail Call

32 - Biting the Hand that Feeds Me

31 - All-You-Can-Eat Brain Buffet

30 - Behind the Secret Door

29 - Treasure? What Treasure?

28 - Just Like on Three's Company

27 - The Delicate Art of Intraparty Negotiations

26 - Bardic Nudity

25 - Armor Begone

24 - Do You Hear What I Hear?

23 - Meanwhile...

22 - Leadership in Action

21 - It's All About the Drama

20 - Arcanolypse Now

19 - Evade!

18 - Double Surprise

17 - Rapier Wit

16 - Turn of Phrase

15 - Family Time

14 - Why Roy is Always Tired

13 - Plot, Ahoy!

12 - Up a Level, Down a Level

11 - Alignment Differences

10 - Like Enthrall, Only Boring

9 - I am Curious, Elan

8 - The Benefit of a High Bluff Score

7 - ThorPrayer

6 - The Cleric is 'In'

5 - When Plotlines Collide!

4 - The Power of Music

3 - See Spot Spot

2 - Second Grade All Over Again

1 - New Edition