Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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(We all have far too much spare time.)
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Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
I will end you for this.
And then violate your corpse.
And then do some bad things...
Pfft... And my set up wasn't just a copy and paste too...
Oh well, at least I'm still more handsome. :smalltongue:
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yayyy! new thread!! soon we'll be up to 100-- then there'll really be competition over who gets the new thread...
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Well, Player Zero, that's what you get for not posting. You CAN do it any time after page 50 is hit, you know. :smallamused:
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
I will end you for this.
And then violate your corpse.
And then do some bad things...
But I've been in line since... a looong time ago. From way back in RB #92.
Edit: Hey my mommy says i'm more handsome then you so nyaaah!
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Raiser_B1ade
But I've been in line since... a looong time ago. From way back in RB #92.
Edit: Hey my mommy says i'm more handsome then you so nyaaah!
Heh... Yeah, I understand...
I'd just got it all editted and ready an' all, though... I used blue text and everything! Blue text! :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Face Of Evil
One shall stand ... one shall fall!
(Also, Hot Rod sucks.) :smalltongue:
Why would you throw away your life so foolishly?
@\/ ...A little.
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Heh... Yeah, I understand...
I'd just got it all editted and ready an' all, though... I used blue text and everything! Blue text! :smalltongue:
Does this make you feel better? :smalltongue:
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
NEW THREAD! YAY! :smallbiggrin:
Yeah, Raiser's been wanting one FOREVER. Like, since I got mine. :smalltongue:
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Dragonrider
NEW THREAD! YAY! :smallbiggrin:
Yeah, Raiser's been wanting one FOREVER. Like, since I got mine. :smalltongue:
Actually, yes it's true!
Now, time to banter in Raiser's Banter.
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Previously on Random Banter
Haruki was attacked with a link to TV Tropes and Teleported into a Realm from which he could not escape. Face of Evil, having caused this, rejoiced from it as he got rid of the Angel, he thought, for good. In the meantime, the others banters. Caught in a
Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series trope, Haruki tried desperately to find a way out. And then he lost The Game.
Also, Curly is English.
*Opening Sequence Plays*
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Hmm, cool, a new banter. Now all we have to do is decide what to banter about. I suggest Kittens. Aren't they so fluffly and adorable?
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Frigs
Hmm, cool, a new banter. Now all we have to do is decide what to banter about. I suggest Kittens. Aren't they so fluffly and adorable?
I like them best when served with a nice soup. It helps balance the delicate flavor.
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Originally Posted by
Haruki-kun
Also, Curly is English.
Damn straight.
Also, TV Tropes is too addictive.
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
This may seem like a weird question, but how do you leave an anonymous tip to the police in America?
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Originally Posted by
Frigs
Hmm, cool, a new banter. Now all we have to do is decide what to banter about. I suggest Kittens. Aren't they so fluffly and adorable?
The kitty is so soft and pretty. Would you like to pet the kitty?
Hey look, I'm petting the kitty! Pet, pet, pet.
Kitties are perhaps the best of all animals, since they are both soft and pretty.
Also, on the subject of Curly being English: This is still unsubstantiated, Curly is clearly German.
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
The kitty is so soft and pretty. Would you like to pet the kitty?
Hey look, I'm petting the kitty! Pet, pet, pet.
Kitties are perhaps the best of all animals, since they are both soft and pretty.
Also, on the subject of Curly being English: This is still unsubstantiated, Curly is clearly German.
And Lazy. Don't forget lazy. Cat's are like rugs. Except Pretty.
Also, Curly is most likely English. There is still an off-chance she is lying and is actually French, But I doubt it.
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Originally Posted by dragonprime
This may seem like a weird question, but how do you leave an anonymous tip to the police in America?
Leave a note at the frot of the police station. OR just e-mail them. some things are just that simple.
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Originally Posted by
dragonprime
This may seem like a weird question, but how do you leave an anonymous tip to the police in America?
Prepaid cellphone. Also now I am curious why you want to know this...
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Originally Posted by
Frigs
And Lazy. Don't forget lazy. Cat's are like rugs. Except Pretty.
Also, Curly is most likely English. There is still an off-chance she is lying and is actually French, But I doubt it.
Cats aren't lazy, it's just that they're compared to dogs, and they're rambunctious and whatnot...
Also, French? Of course! Why didn't I think of it myself! It's so clear now!
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Curly's English? When did that come up?
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Cats aren't lazy, it's just that they're compared to dogs, and they're rambunctious and whatnot...
Also, French? Of course! Why didn't I think of it myself! It's so clear now!
My Cats were lazy. But then again, having random warm spots lying around the house is an attractive quality.
Becuase I'm smarter than you. :smalltongue:
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Mauve Shirt
Curly's English? When did that come up?
Probably right about when she started adding:
I am English
To all her posts... Which she did because of confusion and then disbelief that she was English, I eblieve.
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
BTW, has a close request been sent for the last thread? >.>
Curly is Cornish. *licks*
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
Probably right about when she started adding:
I am English
To all her posts... Which she did because of confusion and then disbelief that she was English, I eblieve.
I was joking. :smallannoyed:
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Originally Posted by
Cobra_Ikari
BTW, has a close request been sent for the last thread? >.>
Curly is Cornish. *licks*
A Southerner? Pah. The midlands is where it's at, yo.
Can I hear a second on that? :smalltongue:
...Also, who's got the next thread, then? 'Cause I did say I'd shotgun the next one, and I'd hate to not fulfill my obligations. :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Mauve Shirt
I was joking. :smallannoyed:
I considered the idea that you were... But then I thought, "Hey, I can just deny it if anyone asks." So, yeah. I knew you were joking. :smallredface:
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Originally Posted by
Player_Zero
A Southerner? Pah. The midlands is where it's at, yo.
Can I hear a second on that? :smalltongue:
...Also, who's got the next thread, then? 'Cause I did say I'd shotgun the next one , and I'd hate to not fulfill my obligations. :smalltongue:
Oh, me! Pick me! I wanna do the next thread! Pick Me!
[/innerchild]
Why are we discussing who is going to make the next thread while we have another 50 pages to go on this one?
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
*Was supposed to have SMEE's RB*
*Missed another one*
:smallsigh:
EDIT: Also, The Giant should get #100.
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Raiser_B1ade
Prepaid cellphone. Also now I am curious why you want to know this...
I've received some death threats.
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Originally Posted by
dragonprime
I've received some death threats.
Go tell the police. In Person. Death threats are not to be trifled with.
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
I dont know if the Rich pays enough attention to this to start up a new thread.
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
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Originally Posted by
Haruki-kun
And then he lost The Game.
:smallfurious:
Hate you. So much.
... not really. Just hate the Freaking Game.
Ooh, first page!
Re: Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
TANGENT!
Who here has read Knights Of the Dinner Table (KoDT)?
I'm sure a lot of you have, and I've just read the first four volumes again, so let's discuss it!
For those who haven't: Here and here. :smallsmile: