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No "Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights"? (Desert of Desolation)
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961: A short guide to basic pun based ritual magic
962: The big book of advanced pun based ritual magic
963: The final pun: the ritual to end all rituals
(All by Zombie the kobold, the wighty lizard.)
963: Secrets of the ultimate cantrip
964: Cookbooks and you, are pictures edible?
965: 99 great enchantments for siege equipment
966: How to invent the bicycle
967: Violence: a how to guide
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969: nekonomicon book of feline magic
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961: A short guide to basic pun based ritual magic
962: The big book of advanced pun based ritual magic
963: The final pun: the ritual to end all rituals
(All by Zombie the kobold, the wighty lizard.)
964: Secrets of the ultimate cantrip
965: Cookbooks and you, are pictures edible?
966: 99 great enchantments for siege equipment
967: How to invent the bicycle
968: Violence: a how to guide
I'm going to assume that Zombie wrote books 961-963.
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Misereor
No "Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights"? (Desert of Desolation)
We'll call that one 970.
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Lord Torath
I'm going to assume that Zombie wrote books 961-963.
Jup, that was the intention.
But if anyone knows a more punny wizard name it can still be swapped.
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971. On the Medicinal, Alchemical, and Magickal Benefits of Hornets, Wasps, and Bees by Kael Stormborn
972. Effective Protection Gear and Magick for Defense against Stinging Insects by Kael Stormborn II
973. An Analysis of the Employment of Siege Engines by the Dwarven Army at the Siege of Black Keep
974. A Comprehensive Guide to Warfare, Raids, and Cracking Skulls by Gothmog the Defiler
975. A Catalog of Subterranean Denizens, or: How to Avoid Being Eaten by an Eldritch Horror, Bjarne Stonefist
This is pretty awesome, chances are I'll use this to populate some bookshelves in a dungeon at some point!
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rs2excelsior
971. On the Medicinal, Alchemical, and Magickal Benefits of Hornets, Wasps, and Bees by Kael Stormborn
972. Effective Protection Gear and Magick for Defense against Stinging Insects by Kael Stormborn II
973. An Analysis of the Employment of Siege Engines by the Dwarven Army at the Siege of Black Keep
974. A Comprehensive Guide to Warfare, Raids, and Cracking Skulls by Gothmog the Defiler
975. A Catalog of Subterranean Denizens, or: How to Avoid Being Eaten by an Eldritch Horror, Bjarne Stonefist
This is pretty awesome, chances are I'll use this to populate some bookshelves in a dungeon at some point!
we already have 4 books qualify as emergency macguffins( segev's three books of ritual magic and mine nekonomicon for pulling prank on wizard perception check to get neko part instead of necro part) and lot of genuily usefull books to loot before making exit from stage right
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976. The book of if you read page 5 for the first time in your life you will become invisible for ten minutes, and you will never guess what page 72 does!
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976. The book of if you read page 5 for the first time in your life you will become invisible for ten minutes, and you will never guess what page 72 does!
No click bait! :smalltongue:
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976. The book of if you read page 5 for the first time in your life you will become invisible for ten minutes, and you will never guess what page 72 does!
Explosive runes.
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977. Compendium of Curses: A book of curse magic; the curses in this book are actually semi-parasitic, and will attempt to attach themselves to any reader who fails a will save, which will also strip all information about said curse from the book.
978. The King In Yellow Pages: A book containing summoning rituals for various eldritch beings.
979. Normal Book by C. Kretpas Sage: Removing this book from the book-shelf... does absolutely nothing special. It was an attempt by a wizard to create a book that was as average as possible in every single way.
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980.) Chron-icles of the Highest God - a book of legends detailing how Olidammara first introduced hemp to Oerth
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981. The complete book of orc. With recipes, kitchen anecdotes and everything you'd want to know about the other other dark meat.
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981. The complete book of orc. With recipes, kitchen anecdotes and everything you'd want to know about the other other dark meat.
982. Complete book of elves: guide book to getting most magic and taste for your buck
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983.) Minion employee records
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984.) The Deeds of Kord- A book of the deeds of the god of strength and adventure. It's contents in many ways resemble a list of "Chuck Norris facts"
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985. Awesome Tales of Awesome Heroes Doing Awesome Stuff. A compilation of poorly drawn comic books detailing the events of an unlikely band of Goblin superheroes.
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986.) Revolt in the Stars. (The story doesn't make any more sense in the game world than it does in the real world)
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987.) minutes of a regukarly scheduled meetig of faerun's various sun gods
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988) A stone tablet containing instructions for the very first spell ever created. Material components: Several sticks. Somatic component: Form sticks into a pile, then rotate another stick rapidly in the center of the pile. Creates a small mundane fire, consuming the sticks over time.
989) The Unabridged Compendium of Gnomish Tax Laws. The inside of this book has been hollowed out, and contains a small treasure of some sort.
990) Gods: A spotter's guide. Includes information about how to track down beings with any sort of divine rank (although some of the information is potentially spotty or wrong)
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991) The Complete Bedtime Story Collection - a compendium of endearing and lesson-laden fairy tales which, when read in order, most certainly does NOT reveal a deep and underlying conspiracy of powerful magical and political figures throughout the world.
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992.) The Sueloise Book of the Dead - A collection of prayers to Wee Jas intended to help one maintain one's identity and abilities in the afterlife
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993) Powdered Troll.
994) Make More Powerful Artifacts - The Charm of Unmaking Technique.
995) The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Volume 1.
996) The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs. The Making of a Colossus and How to Control Them Volume 2.
997) The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Volume 3. Unfinished Work.
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998: I am Iron, Man: the Life and times of Antoneious Starke, Warforged artificer.
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Blue Duke
998: I am Iron, Man: the Life and times of Antoneious Starke, Warforged artificer.
999.tome of true artifice guide book to truly magical armor creation V.V Doom
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1000) Undead from Ashes. Urn your way to fun and prophet!
1001) What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
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1002.) Bye Bye Bye, A Bard's Guide to Banishment Spells
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1003. Overdoing it for showoffs.
1004. How to know when the joke is over.
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1005. The "Multi-dimensional library" project: when 1001 books are not enough.
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1006: Surreallism: Extraplanar illusories with a foreword by Sigil's most excellent illusionist Flandswick Yggtriny
1007: Home Defense Handbook: Upper Planes Denizens, plus a leaflet on how to break paladins! By Peregar Lokhreg Wothadrion
1008: Interrupting their Groove: 110 tricks to defeat bards and other dashing casters! By Ermog Killjoy
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1009. 2002: a great number. By the High Count of Doublington.