Well, since it's quarter to one in the morning here...
Don't ask.
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@ Water-Smurf: So yeah, I read the whole VxRedcloak series. I... I just have to say wow. These stories are... they're... wow. You are an amazing writer. That's really all there is to say... That, and you make Xykon really frickin' scary. :smalleek:
@ esmerelder: Hah hah! That was great! :smallbiggrin: Can we get some more stuff like this, please? I love the way you mess with the OotS...
@ silverraptor: WHY!!?!! :eek:
Why Silverraptor, I didn't know you took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as your feat last level.
Well acutally, it's not that much disturbing as it is important context.
Important sexy context.
Right, so... I realized I haven't done a V story. I haven't even touched on the topic of V being in a crack pairing, have I? :smallconfused: I suddenly feel like I've kinda... messed up. Like that was something I should have done a long, long time ago.
So... I've got an idea in my head. Its a disturbing idea, and one that I probably shouldn't put any thought into. But at the same time, it would be decidedly more cracky than anything else I've written thus far.
Anybody want to see if I can write V x everypersonwhoIthinkofwhilewritingthestory? :smallbiggrin:
Or, if ya'll prefer, I could work on Chapter 3 of Miko x Redcloak, in which the pairing part of the story actually rears its ugly head... Whatever works. :smallwink:
Aww, thanks everyone! :smallredface:
@ MasamuneSSX -- I'm sorry! :smallfrown: *offers wrapped gift-set containing one large bottle of brain bleach for you and one smaller one for your therapist*
@ Kaytara & Discord -- You are not allowed to crawl into a corner unless you promise to sit in there all day writing and drawing stuff, and regularly posting it on the walls for us to look at! :smallbiggrin:
It would be fun to write something about Team Evil, but I'm not sure if I could think of anything more perverted for them to do than the stuff they already get up to by themselves! I'm sure the Linear Guild and the Sapphire Guard have got some pretty embarrassing secrets, though...
(Also, silly question and feel free to ignore if this isn't the right place, but does anyone know how to figure out what the elf equivalent of being about 11 years old in a human would be?)
I'm not as inspired a writer as the others, but I can try. Sadly so far only Miko x Vaarsuvius inspires me, and even then not that much. :smallfrown:
I've got an idea myself, if I get enough inspiration for a whole plot, I know I'll have fun writing it... :smallamused:Quote:
It would be fun to write something about Team Evil, but I'm not sure if I could think of anything more perverted for them to do than the stuff they already get up to by themselves! I'm sure the Linear Guild and the Sapphire Guard have got some pretty embarrassing secrets, though...
I recall Zanaril saying somewhere a good estimate was 6 human years for 1 elven year (making Vaarsuvius around 21 at 130 years old).Quote:
(Also, silly question and feel free to ignore if this isn't the right place, but does anyone know how to figure out what the elf equivalent of being about 11 years old in a human would be?)
*Looks at Discord's signature.*
What the-http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/u.../Eyetwitch.png
Speaking of banners, where's that SVG of the text for them?
QFT! QFT!! :eek:
Btw, because I hate to be wrong about little details... Is there a spell in 3.5 edition that lets somebody increase their charisma, or how people view them? Like... something to make people like you more, or be friendlier to you? If not, I suppose I can just "homebrew" it, which would actually be funnier...
Indeed, such as:
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/eaglesSplendor.htm
Also, I have a contribution to the crack pairing thread to make:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rkonyhaley.png
(Lemme know if that's too risque--I'm honestly unsure judging by what else has been posted in here--and I'll edit it. )
Hm... That might work. Yes... Yes, that might work, indeed. *evil grin*
Oh, and that banner is wrong on so many levels. :smalleek:
Well I've got on to this with real enthusiasm to use my writing abilities. But with the match-up I got I couldn't help my self to photosop my way out of 3 different comic stripss...
Here I present you...a new banner!
P.S: I ll name it as "If it is unevitable,try to enjoy it!"
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...kp_DurnKub.jpg
It seems you don't need it anymore, but for those who still do, here it is.
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...art/banner.png
God has reveled he's true face. It's Water Smurf. By the way yes it was rushed Taekwondodo i only had two hours by the computer and i had five pages to read and i wanted to write.
Great everyone. God my stuff looks crapy.
Well, I guess it's that time to continue the Kyrie story. In the mean time however, though I hate to advertise in someone else's thread (Ok, I lie, I totally enjoy doing this) I have a webcomic.
For those of you who want to check it out while I write the story, here's the Link. It's not crack-paring, but it's my work. And as I say, it's for those of you who are bored waiting for the next story.
And a part III to the Kyrie story (How did I get into this situation?http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/u...llclosesad.png)
Spoiler
Well, let's get a move on.
Clouds of different colors swarm up around the fiends as they summon themselves to a different domian.
Right, I'll get to work on that popcorn.
*Pop* So, I guess we just watch what happens next.
Oh most definately. Huddle around the couch. Wait... It just shows the place we offered the deal.
Qarr, do you have it set to the wrong setting?
Ummm... I don't know. Do I?
Yes he does, it's set to location.
From where he's making popcorn. Awww... we're missing the beginning.
Not to worry, I have this under control. Timestop button. *Click*
What are you doing?
He's stopping time while we try to catch up on what's happening. Or atleast I think he is...
Where is that button?!
Here, let me do it. Takes remote and fiddles with it. Ah! There we go.
Comes over with popcorn. Yes, you got it to work. There's are former customer now.
I still can't get use to that familiar.
Shhh. Turn it up.
"-sufferable buffons!"
"Now, now, V. You kept forgetting about me as well."
"Yes! But I explained your existance about you earlier today, and they apparently have forgotten our disscusion!"
"Well, I'm not really bothered. Though it's probably beause I'm used to it."
"Ya, well... My roaming band of remember-not group is trying my patience. I hope that I won't-"
*Pop*
"Suvie! We have unfinished business!"
"Great elven gods! Is that... Inkyrius?! What-"
"Silence! You know very well what has happened. Can yo-"
...
What the heck? Why'd it stop.
We finally caught up to the present.
Right, stopping time freeze then. *Click*
"-u guess what?"
"Uh... You made the same deal with the fiends I used when I returned home as an act of vengence against me?"
"Yes, very good. Though now I understand why you didn't want to part with this lovely power." Flys down closer to Vaarsuvius. "But understanding won't stop me from getting vengence of what you pulled in the court house."
"Wait, Inkyrius, please understand! It was not my intension to perform such a method as to going that far-"
"SILENCE!! Bigby's Grasping Hand!"
A large arcane hand grabs Vaarsuvius by the arms and hoists the elf into the air.
"What are you-?"
"Extracting my revenge through a similar method you tricked me. I know for a fact you don't have the still spell feat when I fell asleep that one time with the rope. How many hours were you tied to the bed again?"
"Holy Crap!! I'm getting help V!!"
"No you're not you carion bird! Hold Monster!"
Blackwing freezes and falls to the ground.
"Now where were we? Ah, yes." A wicked grin appears on Inkyrius's face upon seeing the helpless elf dangling from the arms.
"Please, Inkyrius! I beg you to put your emotions aside for one moment and listen to my explinat-"
"Quiet! I would silence you, but I want to hear you screams. Evard's Spiked Tenticles of Forced Intrusion!"
"WHAT!!! HOW DID YOU GET ACCESS TO THAT SPELL!!!!"
"Shouldn't have left your spare spellbook at home, honey."
Ahhh!! I can't watch!! The three fiends close their eyes or look away.
Hurry! Mute it! Quick! As the yells of the elf rings in their ears. At once, there is silence.
Whew! That's a relief.
It certainly is. Can you imagine what could be happening now?
Why imagine it? It's on the screen.
Speaking of which. How will we know when it's over?
I'm not quite sure...
Wait... Why isn't Qarr saying anything?
The three fiends look around at the hovering imp as he's staring wide eye'd at the screen with his mouth open.
Um... Qarr?
And with a thunk, the imp falls and lands onto the floor.
Wow. I didn't know you take non-lethal damage by watching something before.
Especially enough to knock you out.
Bends down and picks up the imp and inspects more closely.
Wait! Some of this damage is Lethal!
And the three fiends look at each other, wide eye'd and slowly leave the room.
Thought I'd end with a joke. How'd you guys like it? I plan to do more. (Oh, woe is me:smallsigh:)
:eek:
Lol @ dead Quarr, though. :smalltongue:
What? No comment about me fiddler? I thought we were friends:smallfrown:
Just kidding.