Right there UNDER your avatar? Literally. (Smirk)
That's one complex pairing. O_o
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Right there UNDER your avatar? Literally. (Smirk)
That's one complex pairing. O_o
They do sayYour innuendo makes no sense Lix...Quote:
So to get the ball rolling April's Squickie competition is for a Crack Pairing with an "Easter" theme to it. This could be anything from Haley and Durkon getting it on in bunny outfits or the Eye of Fear and Flame cozying up to a chocolate egg - be creative!
It's how it comes up on the roller coded by...someone. It's in my sig (click roll).
It makes perfect sense! The easiest way to find out someone's gender is under them. XD
As long as V isn't in a bad mood, I think revenge will be more subtle.
That joke needs to be made, too.Quote:
And Lay on Hands is pretty limited...
Might he hint at it while trying to pursuade V to let him help her? :smallconfused:Quote:
He probably wouldn't bring that up, but he'd think it. He's a paladin with an iron-clad code of honor--he got her pregnant, so regardless of how little she wants his help, he is going to give it to her.
Would Vaarsuvius draw the comparison on her own?
"Don't screw this up. No pressure, though."? While they may not be on conversation level, I think that the Dark One is willing to try and communicate with his followers.
So Reddy might try asking very nicely.
Belkar better not do anything Evil while Soon is watching, though. Apart from the Paladin powers issue, Soon is hardly going to sit back and watch if Belkar starts killing innocent people left and right.Quote:
That gives him a neat little legal excuse to not investigate Belkar's alignment further.
Thanks! :smallbiggrin:
I look forward to seeing easter themed squickies from all of you.
If anything it's more icky than squicky. :smalltongue:
Now, I feel like going on a roller binge.
Spoiler
Vaarsuvius + (Gender-switched Belkar)
Horace Greenhilt + Vaarsuvius
Dorukan + Sarah Greenhilt
Roy's sword + Inkyrius
The chimera + Haley
Julia Greenhilt + Lien
(Gender-switched Zz'Dtri) + Miko
(Gender-switched (Gender-switched Lord Shojo)) + Therkla
Xykon's zombie dragon head + Vaarsuvius
Roy's Archon + Thog
Tsukiko + Celia
The chimera + Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
Belkar + Xykon
Haley + Bone golem Roy
O-Chul + Mr Scruffy
Belkar + The Eye of Fear and Flame
Dorukan + Xykon
Dorukan + Inkyrius
Daigo + (Gender-switched (Gender-switched Vaarsuvius))
Redcloak + Zz'Dtri
Hinjo + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Ancient Black Dragon + Dorukan
Vaarsuvius + Leeky Windstaff
Miko + Roy's sword (...:smalltongue:)
Horace Greenhilt + Julia Greenhilt :smalleek:
Xykon + (Gender-switched Roy's sword)
Vaarsuvius + Thog
The Snarl + Crystal
The Snarl + Vaarsuvius
Ancient Black Dragon + (Inkyrius + Mr. Rodriguez + (Celia + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron))
Elan + Roy
O-Chul + Roy
The Snarl + The oracle
Belkar + Mr Scruffy
Redcloak + Nale
The IFCC + Mr Scruffy
Haley + Celia
Elan + Haley's Dad
Gender-switched (Nale + Vaarsuvius)) + ((Gender-switched Haley) + Thanh + Julia Greenhilt)
This is Taekwondodo's entry for the April Squickie Award.
Spoiler“Wake up, Haley!”
Elan was shaking her awake, an excited grin on his face. She sat up, rubbing sleepily at her eyes.
“What’s wrong? Has something happened?”
“Nothing’s wrong! It’s Easter! We have to go and see if the Easter Bunny has been, hiding her chocolate eggs for good boys and girls to find!” He clapped his hands together excitedly and danced around the tent for a bit before returning to her side. “C’mon get up, get up! Get dressed! Let’s go!”
Haley blinked for a moment as what he had said sunk in, then placed her hands on his shoulders (finding that he was practically vibrating with excitement) and after a few false starts tried to curb his wild hopes.
“You think... But your parents...You never said...Elan, sweetie, we’re in the middle of the desert do you really think the Easter Bunny would hide eggs here for us? Do you not think it would be too hot for her? Or that the eggs would melt? How would she know to hide them here anyway?”
“It’s OK, Haley. She’s like Santa, she always knows where the good girls and boys are to give them eggs.” He stopped, looking crestfallen. “Do you not think I've been good enough this year?”
Realising her mistake she hastily tried to reassure him. “Of course you were good this year. I'm just wondering about the logistics of hiding eggs in a desert.”
He looked at her as if she had grown a third eye. “She’s magic. Come on!”
A little while later, with Haley finally dressed, they left the tent and Elan started to search around the tents. Soon there was a cry of success from behind Roy’s tent. Elan sprinted towards Haley, sand flying everywhere, holding something aloft in his hands.
“Look Haley! An egg! I told you she would know where I was!”
Haley shrugged. Seriously, who knew in this world.
“Congratulations Elan, well done!”
Unbeknownst to them they were being watched from the shadows. The dwarf may sleep around, but he knew his heart would belong to only one, even if they would never be together. He would do what he could to make sure his love was happy.
“Shadow Jump.”
A quick attempt. Not squicky but you can't have everything! Also, guess the pairing.
Stretch those little grey cells a little - I'm not saying it has to be solid Easter but the judges would like to see an Easter theme to it.
Huh - message above disappeared ^^
I thought it worked. (Sad)
Also Icky proof. XD
*Drools*Quote:
Ancient Black Dragon + Dorukan
Goddammit, i just cleaned!
...[BRAINGASM]Quote:
Ancient Black Dragon + (Inkyrius + Mr. Rodriguez + (Celia + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron))
True. :smalltongue:
I have a lot of hypothetical conversations. You'll have to read and see if this is one of them. :smallwink:Quote:
Just making sure. Unfortunately for me, I'm only just starting the reading of your V/Reddy fics.(I haven't even finished In the Arms of Morpheus yet). I don't yet fully understand everything in it's proper context.
...Or is this entire conversation hypothetical, and I'm just showing my inexperience? :smalleek:
I hope you enjoy. :D
She's presumably pregnant at this point. She's going to be in a perpetual bad mood.
Soon: Would you like me to Lay on Hands?Quote:
That joke needs to be made, too.
:vaarsuvius:: ...
Soon: ...The spell.
:vaarsuvius:: Oh, right. Of course.
I think that V is more likely to reference it than he is, and even then, not much. There're some things you don't touch, and I doubt that anyone but Miko, the kids themselves, or Inkyrius would feel that it was their place to comment or judge Vaarsuvius's parenting technique.Quote:
Might he hint at it while trying to pursuade V to let him help her? :smallconfused:
Would Vaarsuvius draw the comparison on her own?
Yeah, something like that. Something really, really respectful, but still, a request that he knows the Dark One would be a little reluctant about. Maybe if he promised that Vaarsuvius and their child would never be more important to him than the Plan?Quote:
"Don't screw this up. No pressure, though."? While they may not be on conversation level, I think that the Dark One is willing to try and communicate with his followers.
So Reddy might try asking very nicely.
If Roy's around, he can keep Belkar on a leash. If Belkar's going through his 'faking character growth' thing, then he's probably going to be a lot more subtle than usual.Quote:
Belkar better not do anything Evil while Soon is watching, though. Apart from the Paladin powers issue, Soon is hardly going to sit back and watch if Belkar starts killing innocent people left and right.
Hmm. Didn't find anything that tickled my fancy that time.Quote:
Spoiler
Vaarsuvius + (Gender-switched Belkar)
Horace Greenhilt + Vaarsuvius
Dorukan + Sarah Greenhilt
Roy's sword + Inkyrius
The chimera + Haley
Julia Greenhilt + Lien
(Gender-switched Zz'Dtri) + Miko
(Gender-switched (Gender-switched Lord Shojo)) + Therkla
Xykon's zombie dragon head + Vaarsuvius
Roy's Archon + Thog
Tsukiko + Celia
The chimera + Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
Belkar + Xykon
Haley + Bone golem Roy
O-Chul + Mr Scruffy
Belkar + The Eye of Fear and Flame
Dorukan + Xykon
Dorukan + Inkyrius
Daigo + (Gender-switched (Gender-switched Vaarsuvius))
Redcloak + Zz'Dtri
Hinjo + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Ancient Black Dragon + Dorukan
Vaarsuvius + Leeky Windstaff
Miko + Roy's sword (...:smalltongue:)
Horace Greenhilt + Julia Greenhilt :smalleek:
Xykon + (Gender-switched Roy's sword)
Vaarsuvius + Thog
The Snarl + Crystal
The Snarl + Vaarsuvius
Ancient Black Dragon + (Inkyrius + Mr. Rodriguez + (Celia + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron))
Elan + Roy
O-Chul + Roy
The Snarl + The oracle
Belkar + Mr Scruffy
Redcloak + Nale
The IFCC + Mr Scruffy
Haley + Celia
Elan + Haley's Dad
Gender-switched (Nale + Vaarsuvius)) + ((Gender-switched Haley) + Thanh + Julia Greenhilt)
Dodo, I love that ship. It's SO sweet. (Dies from sugar overdose)
(Shakespearianly)
Well, Reddy could point out that if V has a half goblin child, she'll be much more disposed to fight for goblin rights. XD A powerful elven wizard is a useful ally, no?
I can't help but read V's last line as being slightly disappointed. :smallamused:
Maybe she would cite bad parenting skills (and lack of commitment) when arguing against starting a family and a long term relationship?Quote:
I think that V is more likely to reference it than he is, and even then, not much.
...Miko?Quote:
There're some things you don't touch, and I doubt that anyone but Miko, the kids themselves, or Inkyrius would feel that it was their place to comment or judge Vaarsuvius's parenting technique.
How long do you think Belkar could fool Soon for? At what point would he realise that Belkar's evil?Quote:
If Roy's around, he can keep Belkar on a leash. If Belkar's going through his 'faking character growth' thing, then he's probably going to be a lot more subtle than usual.
Sometimes the roller has good days, sometimes bad days. :smalltongue:Quote:
Hmm. Didn't find anything that tickled my fancy that time.
and she could always act as an ambassitor to the Elvin pepole, see if they can get those elvin insergents out of there.
SpoilerO-Chul + The IFCC
(Gender-switched The chimera) + (Lord Kubota + (Gender-switched Shadowdancer))
Windstriker + The chimera
Lord Shojo + All of the Demon Roaches at once
Miko + Miko
Haley's Dad + Lord Shojo
Crystal + Haley
Gender-switched Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron + Gender-switched Vaarsuvius
(Tsukiko + (Yor + YokYok) + (Gender-switched (Gender-switched Crystal))) + Roy's Archon
Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Any takers?
MikoMiko is the only way she's ever getting treasure type O.
(Oh snap)
(pleaseNote: If not for the rules of posting, my response would explain to her EXACTLY what I mean, with no regard for tact, politeness, or anythign else. Thank you.)
(Smirk)
In conclusion, MikoMiko. Or MikoMe, cause she's hot..
2nd question: anyone know if the word for "son without a father" is allowed by the forum rules? i cant remember if its a curse word or not.
It would be amusing if Roy's Treasure Type O joke had actually gone completely over her head.
Miko? No thanks. I'm allergic to both Lawful and stupid.Quote:
(Smirk)
In conclusion, MikoMiko. Or MikoMe, cause she's hot..
Then again, maybe it depends what she looks like non-OOTS style.
It's not censored. Make of that what you will.
The Dark One probably views elves to be a morally corrupt race, same as humans.
Don't worry. I'm sure Soon will be sure to Lay on Hands after he's done with the healing. :smallwink:
Then Soon would cite the fact that, unless she was able to miscarry or abort without dying, they're going to be starting a family regardless.Quote:
Maybe she would cite bad parenting skills (and lack of commitment) when arguing against starting a family and a long term relationship?
I'm really not sure what they'd do with the little baby. What if Soon's return to life was temporary? Or what if V died during childbirth again and was soul bound?
Wow, actually, what if she died and was soul bound? How would Soon react? I mean, the woman he (presumably) loved is gone again, trapped, and he has this little gurgling bundle of responsibility to look after.
I figured that she was self-righteous enough to assume it was her place to judge everyone.Quote:
...Miko?
I think that Belkar's oh-so-charming personality and attitude would clue Soon in early on, but I think that Soon would hold off on Detecting Evil just so he had plausible deniability and he'd keep an eye on him to make sure no innocents were being ruthlessly murdered.Quote:
How long do you think Belkar could fool Soon for? At what point would he realise that Belkar's evil?
V doesn't have the Charisma score to convince shopkeepers to raise their price. You really think that she'd work well as an ambassador?
You underestimate Miko.
It's not censored, so I assume you're allowed to use it, but only sparingly and never towards another poster.