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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
Agreed!
Except Closak, he's excluded for being a dragon.
Whats the problem. Some of my best pals are dragons in personality. Considering her hoarding abillitys my girlfriend's one.
Ohh and hugs for everybody.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Like your oneshots, Nathander; they're surprisingly believable, considering the zany pairings.
And hugs for everyone who's stressed out this holiday season! Hang in there, guys!
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
The Odor
Whats the problem. Some of my best pals are dragons in personality. Considering her hoarding abillitys my girlfriend's one.
It's not his personality that the problem, as creepy as it is.
The problem is:
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
*offers hugs again*
NO CLOSAK! I DIDN'T MEAN Y-! *gets squashed by a black dragon*
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
It's not his personality that the problem, as creepy as it is.
The problem is:
Enlarge Person. Or a spell that give you protection (and no not that sort of protection).
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
The Odor
Or a spell that give you protection (and no not that sort of protection).
Get anywhere near Closak and you might need it.
Wouldn't it be easier to polymorph him into something smaller? Say... a bunny?
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
Get anywhere near Closak and you might need it.
Wouldn't it be easier to polymorph him into something smaller? Say... a bunny?
Yes that might work. But wont Closak be... Something. I used to know that word. Must have gone away with my loyalty. And soul.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
The Odor
Yes that might work. But wont Closak be... Something. I used to know that word. Must have gone away with my loyalty. And soul.
I doubt he'll find that the changes impact on his lifestyle much.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
I doubt he'll find that the changes impact on his lifestyle much.
No your right.
I will do it.
Closak I got Nobels that I want to get rid of. You to ABD. I fell bad when I think of what she would do to him if she wasn't a bunny to.
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Aww, i'm not invited to the hug party? :smallfrown:
...*Hugs Zanaril anyway and accidentally crushes her*
Whoops :smallredface:
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Closak
Aww, i'm not invited to the hug party? :smallfrown:
...*Hugs Zanaril anyway and accidentally crushes her*
Whoops :smallredface:
"Sighs"
"Throw's a ress scroll and towels to Closak." Clean up before your wife eat's one of our best writers.
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*Munches on popcorn and watches the scene*
Uggh...Odds are I'm getting the grade soon...
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*is ded* :smallfrown:
On the lower plains: Damn you Closak!
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*Raises Zanaril*
Sorry about that.
The ABD is calling *Goes home*
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*checks robe pockets* Well at least he didn't nick anything.
Now can we get that group hug?
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
*Munches on popcorn and watches the scene*
Uggh...Odds are I'm getting the grade soon...
*starts by hugging CoffeeIncluded*
...*sneaks a handful of popcorn*
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
*starts by hugging CoffeeIncluded*
*Joins in hug*
Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit!
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*sidles awkwardly away from budding group hug*
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
The Dark Fiddler
Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit!
Does that mean that when we ship each other, it's incest?
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Originally Posted by
ShinyDelusion
*sidles awkwardly away from budding group hug*
:smallfrown:
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*Grabs ShinyDelusion* Group hug!
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Okay, okay! Group hug, then. :smallredface:
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Yay!
:thog: Group hug!
...Oh, all right.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
Does that mean that when we ship each other, it's incest?
I'd like to say you're the only one who would think of that, but I did too and hoped nobody else would think of it. :smallsigh:
...am I ruining the big mushy family moment? :smallredface:
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
The Dark Fiddler
...am I ruining the big mushy family moment? :smallredface:
Nah. *pulls Fiddler into the group hug*
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
*offers hugs again*
NO CLOSAK! I DIDN'T MEAN Y-! *gets squashed by a black dragon*
ZanrilxClosak!:smallbiggrin:
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Originally Posted by
Water-Smurf
I think I'm on the brink of a complete and utter emotional breakdown
I think she drank to many Love Potions, Zanrill
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
Nah. *pulls Fiddler into the group hug*
*Dodging clothes* Ummm...:smalleek:
Also a banner for this PLEASE (You pick the picture)
*Drumroll*
This year at the Crack-Pairings Thread, everybody's being naughty!
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
ClericOfBelker
ZanrillxClosak!
Thread 6: We've Stooped Low Enough to Shipping Ourselves
(If I was to be shipped with someone out of OOTS, it'd be Haley. Or Miko. Or Elan. Or Roy. Or Shojo. Or ABD. Or Jack Skellington. Making me gay and a necrophiliac!
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
ClericOfBelker
ZanrillxClosak!:smallbiggrin:
Who is this "Zanrill" you speak of?
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Don't forget me!
*Hugs everyone*
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Can this be our motto? "Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit! "
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So. I am going to try my hand at writing again. I just have to ask if the code roller is current.
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Yes, it is.
Though we've finally stooped to shipping ourselves...
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
doliest
Don't forget me!
*Hugs everyone*
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Can this be our motto? "Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit! "
I like it.
Water-Smurf is the mom.
Zanaril is the dad.
Coffee is the aunt.
I'm a kid, as are you/doliest and ClericofBelkar.
Silverraptor is our cousin.
DarkFiddler and Closak are our soft wrinkly grandparents.
Everyone else, choose something.
Oh, The Odor and ShinyDelusion are our dogs.
And...the code roller is actually current? It doesn't have minion list, though, or any of us.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Originally Posted by
BatRobin
I like it.
Water-Smurf is the mom.
Zanaril is the dad.
Coffee is the aunt.
I'm a kid, as are you/doliest and ClericofBelkar.
Silverraptor is our cousin.
DarkFiddler and Closak are our soft wrinkly grandparents.
Everyone else, choose something.
Oh, The Odor and ShinyDelusion are our dogs.
And...the code roller is actually current? It doesn't have minion list, though, or any of us.
*whine* *sad eyes*
Wait a minute, does that mean that the majority of the family is part dragon?