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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Zanaril
That was amusing... but also makes me hope nobody ever gets stuck in the same cell as Belkar. Especially Vaarsuvius.
*shudders*
Although knowing crack ficcers, it's inevitable that somebody's eventually going to write a darkfic where exactly that happens.
Glad you liked it! And I felt much the same way: I added that the warden made it "in the nick of time" because without that, my brain was just going "No, God, no..." every time I tried to reread the thing.
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Originally Posted by
ShinyDelusion
Glad you liked it! And I felt much the same way: I added that the warden made it "in the nick of time" because without that, my brain was just going "No, God, no..." every time I tried to reread the thing.
Good thing too. :smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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silversaraph
So I'm relooking at all of the fanart for the thread. I find it creepy how 4/5 of them have Vaarsuvius as the focus. A+V, B+V, AB+V... Though a chart has been made about that, so It's not really my territory...
I want to try my hand at writing and if possible something easy without looking horrible (the dream!). Can someone roll up a sort-of plausible pairing for me?
But don't make it something with a lot of promise because I can guarantee you'd be disappointed.
If you're looking for something tame, just look at pairings that have been hinted in the canon (or could plausibly have been hinted if you squinted the right way).
Therkla/Kubota
Belkar/What's-her-face-the-Bard-in-Cliffport
Anyone Described as Attractive/Sam (The Bandit Chief's Daughter)
There, those are some easy ones.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You can also try Sangwaan x Hinjo.
WaXPs
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According to Shojo, Sangwaan "looks" at Hinjo a certain way.
Of course, Shojo probably noticed this while trying to look down her shirt. :smallwink:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Discord
You can also try Sangwaan x Hinjo.
WaXPs
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According to Shojo, Sangwaan "looks" at Hinjo a certain way.
Of course, Shojo probably noticed this while trying to look down her shirt. :smallwink:
...You do realize that the vast majority of medieval rulers had concubines, correct? :smallamused:
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Sangwaan x Hinjo just promises hilarious awkwardness.
And Saangwan "accidentally" putting her hands in places. :smallwink:
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
Sangwaan x Hinjo just promises hilarious awkwardness.
And Saangwan "accidentally" putting her hands in places. :smallwink:
So...What excuses would Hinjo have to make for going along with it? :smallwink:
Anyone up for storywriting?
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
So...What excuses would Hinjo have to make for going along with it? :smallwink:
Anyone up for storywriting?
She can't see, so obviously he has to hold her arm to guide her.
And catch her when she trips over something.
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Something like Mr. Scruffy maybe? I'm sure he ships Hinjo x Sangwaan... :smallwink:
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CoffeeIncluded
...You do realize that the vast majority of medieval rulers had concubines, correct? :smallamused:
Not Shojo or Hinjo.
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Shojo complains he was too stuck in laws and politics to get an heir while Hinjo focuses on being a paladin before banging Miko* having children.
*No, he doesn't really want to bone Miko. No one does.
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Discord
Something like Mr. Scruffy maybe? I'm sure he ships Hinjo x Sangwaan... :smallwink:
Not Shojo or Hinjo.
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Shojo complains he was too stuck in laws and politics to get an heir while Hinjo focuses on being a paladin before banging Miko having children.
Also: magical contraception.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Discord
Something like Mr. Scruffy maybe? I'm sure he ships Hinjo x Sangwaan... :smallwink:
Not Shojo or Hinjo.
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Shojo complains he was too stuck in laws and politics to get an heir while Hinjo focuses on being a paladin before banging Miko* having children.
*No, he doesn't really want to bone Miko. No one does.
And that's what protection spells are for. :smallwink:
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Zanaril
She can't see, so obviously he has to hold her arm to guide her.
And catch her when she trips over something.
And make sure she didn't put on the blanket the wrong way.
(Seriously, I hate it when that happens, especially in winter. My toes get cold...)
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CoffeeIncluded
And make sure to warm her up if she puts on the blanket the wrong way.
Fixed. :smallwink:
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CoffeeIncluded
And make sure she didn't put on the blanket the wrong way.
(Seriously, I hate it when that happens, especially in winter. My toes get cold...)
I don't think they'll have any problem keeping warm.
Unless they end up getting snowed in somewhere.
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Zanaril
I don't think they'll have any problem keeping warm.
Unless they end up getting snowed in somewhere.
HINJO/SANGWAAN SNOWED IN
And too true, Discord. It can get cold in the long winter nights...:smallwink:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Especially when V welcomes Elan with a Cone of Cold for walking on in V and Haley and Blackwing... :smallwink:
Oh, and Zanaril, to answer an earlier question of yours; Inkyrius isn't on the relationships chart in Don't Split the Party. To keep the surprise, I guess.
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Hey, everyone: Here's some nice inspiration for crack pairings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69ur...eature=related
Starts at around 2:32. Enjoy and don't forget the brain bleach. :smallbiggrin:
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CoffeeIncluded
Just for this, I'm offering a sale on my special Extra-Strength Brain Bleach. Now only $9.99 :smallcool:
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CoffeeIncluded
You are an evil, evil woman...
Not just because of the image, but because it is a temptation to go on a Wiki-Walk, and watch all 85 episodes of the LP:La-Mulana...
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ShneekeyTheLost
You are an evil, evil woman...
Not just because of the image, but because it is a temptation to go on a Wiki-Walk, and watch all 85 episodes of the LP:La-Mulana...
Consider it a release of pent-up frustration. :smallcool:
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Incidently. I must ask Lira to please link my TsukikoxHorace Greenhilt story from the previous thread. She appears to have missed it...unless it was so bad that she felt it unworthy to be linked?
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Is it normal to feel guilty for liking the art in the third post, because I realy did. Especially the two imaginary sides of :vaarsuvius:
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Kobold-Bard
Is it normal to feel guilty for liking the art in the third post, because I realy did. Especially the two imaginary sides of :vaarsuvius:
That's my favourite too! If you liked that you might also like Zanaril's Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius twincest story. It's Hawt! (yet also disturbing)
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Sereg
That's my favourite too! If you liked that you might also like Zanaril's Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius twincest story. It's Hawt! (yet also disturbing)
Which is why we read it. :smalltongue:
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Sereg
That's my favourite too! If you liked that you might also like Zanaril's Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius twincest story. It's Hawt! (yet also disturbing)
I don't get what's so disturbing about it.
Is it just the twincest?
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I didn't find it disturbing at all. It may be because I love the the idea of V x Haley x V though... :smallwink:
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Zanaril
I don't get what's so disturbing about it.
Is it just the twincest?
Most likely yes.
I always found twincest extremely disturbing.
Ggh, avatar's down again... :smallannoyed:
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New thread! I was going to complain about not being able to think of something to write but then I read Mr ScruffyxGS Lord Shojo/Kidnapped and an idea came from nowhere! Expect it sometime in the near future. Nice Matt x Belkar. Was anyone actually going to write DurkonxJulia?
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Zanaril
I don't get what's so disturbing about it.
Is it just the twincest?
To be honest what I found most disturbing was not finding the twincest as disturbing as I thought I should. I don't even know whether that is good or bad and whether that says more about the story or me (and this to is disturbing).
Anyway, my next promised story. I call it “The Worst Thing that Could Happen”.
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“…and we should therefore be ready to leave tomorrow morning.” Redcloak finished.
“It’s alright Reddy,” said Xykon, “we’re the only ones here, we can stop this pretence and get down to having some fun.”
“I thought you’d never ask.” smiled Redcloak.
“Now, that that ridiculous theurge is out of the way no one will interrupt us.” Said Xykon as he began to caress Redcloak’s cheek. “Yes, I have you all to myself.” said Redcloak with glee as he began to undress. “You know I told her that the reason that I didn’t want her was because I wasn’t a biophilliac.” laughed Xykon, “Little did she know that my tastes swing another way.”
“Well, why would you want her when you have me?” asked Redcloak as he stroked Xykon’s sternum, “After all, she’s so pathetic that we don’t even tell her plot critical points.”
“Well, let’s stop thinking about her and start thinking about how wonderful it is to be together.” Said Xykon before giving Redcloak a passionate kiss.
“Nooooooo!” screamed Tsukiko as she rolled over and opened her eyes. She looked around. She was in bed. It was just a nightmare. She reached out for her Xykon doll and cuddled it to her chest before saying, “Whatever happens, don’t you leave me.”
Now should I write a sequel where Tsukiko practises some lucid dreaming to join in the fun?
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DING!
I went up a level! I'm Halfling in the playground now :smallsmile:
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Discord
*No, he doesn't really want to bone Miko. No one does.
But someone wanted, before he get to know her better. Here's my new picture : Roy x Miko (alternate title: "In search of treasure (yes, type O treasure)"
I hope it's not too NSFW. Picture was inspired by two recently posted great stories about Miko -I wanted to draw something with her too. This Roy's dream was extrimly hard to draw. His head is so big that in any realistic position it covers Miko completely. That's why they're not looking at each other. Also I had to cover everything that should be hidden :smallwink: -I don't like black squares in the middle of the picture ,so I used Roy's hand for this. That's why their position may be a bit unnatural, but I think picture is not bad.
edit: replaced with censored version
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Sereg
Anyway, my next promised story. I call it “The Worst Thing that Could Happen”.
...Aww.
Maybe it's just because she's fun to draw in skimpy outfits, but I've found myself liking Tsukiko recently. :smalltongue:
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Now should I write a sequel where Tsukiko practises some lucid dreaming to join in the fun?
Of course!
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half-halfling
But someone wanted, before he get to know her better. Here's my new picture : Roy x Miko (alternate title: "In search of treasure (yes, type O treasure)"
I hope it's not too NSFW.
*peers closely* Is that a nipple?
I congratulate you on your attention to detail.
Your creepy, creepy attention to detail.