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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
blackjack217
*even if the rules allow it you cannot have a contingent true resurrection.
*yes that covers all other revival spells
Seems fine to me. Are you aware that Contingency only activates once? you're just buying a True Resurrection in advance and paying extra XP and gold to have it auto-activate instead of hiring a 17th level cleric to follow you around.
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Cormag81
* no matter how good I am at optimizing I can not play as either ezio auditore or altiar
* can not then proced to form a secret underground organization for the sole purpose of training enough followers to take over the world
*coughs innocently*
You might want to add a comment about the leadership feat.. cause otherwise, I can, I have and I will do it again! :p
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* I may no longer play as a neutrino.
* Other sub-atomic particles are right out.
*Come to think of it, the same goes for black holes.
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*Pouring Sovereign glue into the Paladin's armour will cause smite evil to function properly on me, despite not being evil.
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*May not create an Unarmed Swordsage specializing in Desert Wind in 3.5
*May not make a Monk of the Four Winds in Pathfinder
*On the off chance that I'm able to create anything with similar abilities, under no circumstances may I yell "Falcon Punch!"
*You know what? You say Falcon Anything, you're getting polymorphed into a newt, and you will not get better!
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*Falcon punch is not edible.
*Falchion punch crits on an 18.
*My bard cannot have the leadership feat, and the N.P.C horde you get from it is not made up of groupies.
*Not to cast Statue on myself and then launch myself out of a cannon.
* Magic jar does not let me ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.
* Not to ask how an alchemist can cast magic jar.
* My earth elemental cannot be made of caesium.
* my earth elemental cannot be made of hydrogen.
* Not to detonate elementals for fun and profit.
* Bite attack or no, unicorn flesh is a sometimes food.
* People recovering from flesh to stone are not, in fact, high, and they certainly aren’t stoned.
* Not to cast speak with dead on a recently slain foe to ask if the rent in hell really is paid in advance.
*If I tell a grunt to tell Asmeodus that Nephco© sent him to ask for a business proposition, not to be surprised when I actually get one.
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* Not allowed to attach old magic swords to a spinning wheel of any kind.
* Especially if said spinning wheel is on the front of the wagon we push down the dungeon corridors.
* My treant artificer cannot use leaves or branches from his own body as components for anything.
* Casting cone of cold inside a force cage does not create a refrigerator.
* My bard cannot be named Slowhand, Clapton, or Eric.
* Oiling the barbarian's muscles does not increase his charisma.
* I may not grease the rogue without permission.
* Even if it would increase his escape artist checks.
* I may not grease the elf girl for any reason.
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* May not point out the unfortunate implications of casting grease on our foes, in light of the above statments.
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Originally Posted by
tuggyne
* I may no longer play as a neutrino.
* Other sub-atomic particles are right out.
But just think of the size bonuses...and the fly speed...
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Flame of Anor
But just think of the size bonuses...and the fly speed...
Whish is exactly why you're not allowed to play one. :smalltongue:
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Flame of Anor
But just think of the size bonuses...and the fly speed...
That's all very well and good and everything, but the racial penalties leave a lot to be desired.
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* Even in a nautical adventure, I may not play a Higgs Bo's'n.
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Flame of Anor
* Even in a nautical adventure, I may not play a Higgs Bo's'n.
Not even The Unstoppable Axel Higgs?
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Arbane
On that note,
* I may not have a CON in the 30's by 5th level.
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Elemental
That's all very well and good and everything, but the racial penalties leave a lot to be desired.
Plus, permanent incorporeal is a relative downside, plus the rules for how they interact with larger races are overly complicated.
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*FEAR with a Scrappy Pokémon who has been as their types screwed with to the point where weather and status problems don't hurt them is in poor taste and will result in attacks being directed at me.
*Being able to pull off FEAR as a trainer when this happens is just wrong.
*Using the new effects of Sturdy and a Shell Bell to keep doing this over and over is just asking for it.
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*I may not check for traps by sliding a dead body down a hallway and then repeating as needed
*Especially when the body wasn't dead the first time I did it.
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* There is no such thing as a "Dwarf Tosser" PrC.
* Even if there was, it's capstone is not the ability to knot two dwarves by their beards and use them as "Dwarf-bolos"
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*The Cleric may not cast Bless Water on the mist to help expedite consecrating an area.
*Nor may he cast Bless Water just to make the mist Holy Water and get the terrain advantage of doing such.
*Especially in any game making heavy use of Undead or anything else harmed by Holy Water.
*Doing so in Raven Loft is Right out.
(Actually happened a couple of weeks ago at my in person table. DM literally dinged his head face down on the table, at which point we decided to use different and more manageable tactics to cut him a break instead of breaking the game.
He is a fairly new DM, and I don't think he really appreciates the power a T1 character can bring to bare, but he is learning very fast. )
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* My warforged ninja cannot be called Gray Fox.
* My mounted paladin cannot be called The Midnight Rider.
* My yuan-ti ranger cannot be called Solid Snake.
* My pacifist may not knock on dungeon doors politely and offer the monsters pamphlets detailing why they are in the wrong.
* Especially if "I didn't know the rogue would sneak attack them again".
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Metahuman1
*The Cleric may not cast Bless Water on the mist to help expedite consecrating an area.
*Nor may he cast Bless Water just to make the mist Holy Water and get the terrain advantage of doing such.
*Especially in any game making heavy use of Undead or anything else harmed by Holy Water.
*Doing so in Raven Loft is Right out.
(Actually happened a couple of weeks ago at my in person table. DM literally dinged his head face down on the table, at which point we decided to use different and more manageable tactics to cut him a break instead of breaking the game.
He is a fairly new DM, and I don't think he really appreciates the power a T1 character can bring to bare, but he is learning very fast. )
*The same goes for casting "Water to Acid" on the fog.
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Ksheep
*The same goes for casting "Water to Acid" on the fog.
*Custom spell "Water to Lava" is right out.
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Metahuman1
*Custom spell "Water to Lava" is right out.
That would just trap everyone in a huge mound of very hot dust. The lava would cool fast into rock, and is too heavy to hang in the air anyway.
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Qwertystop
That would just trap everyone in a huge mound of very hot dust. The lava would cool fast into rock, and is too heavy to hang in the air anyway.
He said of a game were a guy can make a weird jesture and spit out a none-sense word while thinking of turning his foe into a bunny rabbit AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!
Seriously, a spell that out right punches Common sense and the laws of physics in the face is nothing new.
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Originally Posted by
Metahuman1
*The Cleric may not cast Bless Water on the mist to help expedite consecrating an area.
*Nor may he cast Bless Water just to make the mist Holy Water and get the terrain advantage of doing such.
*Especially in any game making heavy use of Undead or anything else harmed by Holy Water.
*Doing so in Raven Loft is Right out.
(Actually happened a couple of weeks ago at my in person table. DM literally dinged his head face down on the table, at which point we decided to use different and more manageable tactics to cut him a break instead of breaking the game.
He is a fairly new DM, and I don't think he really appreciates the power a T1 character can bring to bare, but he is learning very fast. )
You need to play with my DM, he'd totally let it fly. (Granted the next time we see mist we most likely shouldn't assume it's normal...)
* Cone of Cold will NOT freeze the mist into a small glacier and trap any creature that was in it.
* Chain lightning will not conduct electricity through the mist and electrocute everything caught in it.
* Water Walk will not let me bypass the area by walking over the mist.
*No, not even then.
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*despite the fact that sending is impossible to block I may not use it to harass the BBEG in the middle of the night.
*or any other time of day for that matter
*despite the fact that in no place in the description does it say the receiver knows the identity of the sender the king will figure out you were the one who caused him to flub the yearly address.
*Sending only allows non magical words. It is most certainly not a vehicle to deliver a sequence of 25 spells of the power word line.
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Flame of Anor
* Even in a nautical adventure, I may not play a Higgs Bo's'n.
I played in a game where a guy played a rogue/Lord of Silence(3rd party) named Higgs Boson. He had something like +70 to hide, and due to his class abilities could not be heard at all for the better part of the day. Throw in Darkstalker and a friendly, if morally bankrupt artificer PC, and he was absolutely undetectable to all but the most powerful spells(Discern Location etc) and the most esoteric senses(Lifesight, mindsight), and if the game had gone on any longer, he would have avoided those, too. Throw in Mostquito Bite, and an enemy would completely ignore him as he was stabbing their throat out. And, because just being undetectable is never enough, he could also sprint across continents, case dungeons in under a round, and with adequate preparation time, one-shot pretty much anything level-appropriate, if the term could really be said to have applied to that party. All at level 8.
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Qwertystop
That would just trap everyone in a huge mound of very hot dust. The lava would cool fast into rock, and is too heavy to hang in the air anyway.
*I may not use this tactic against catfolk.:smalltongue:
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*I am not allowed to buy an item that gives me a 20% experience point boost for only 8000 gp, regardless of what the Fiendish Codex 2 says that that bonus is worth. (seriously check page 49 and 50)
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* Wearing feycrafted twilight mithril full plate with nothing on underneath it does not cause enemies of the opposite sex to suffer attack penalties due to distraction.
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*Even if my club does charisma damage, not to call it the ugly stick.
*Ommipotent pork swords only exist in my mind and the dungeons of dreadmor.
*Wands are magical implements of great power, not dildos.
*Even if that's all a wand of jump is useful for.
*Not to use enlarge person to bellyflop on people.
*Same with iron body, wildshape, and form-of-the-X.
*The lost armlet of whatshisface was not behind the sofa the whole time.
*Not to drag a cannon around to snipe dragons with.
* Feather fall as a spell-like ability is not an excuse to launch the party out of catapults instead of walking.
*If a siege weapon cannot fit into the door of a dungeon, I cannot have it.
*If I use it to blow a hole large enough for it to fit, I still can't keep it.
* It is incredibly crass to use reduce object on a pair of cannons so I can wield them like handguns.
* Cannot use a bag of holding to survive being launched out of a siege weapon.
*Cannot use ant haul, bull's strength, enlarge animal, and a team of donkeys to haul around a pile of loot the size of a small hill.
*This does not mean I can do the same with a pile of loot the size of a large hill.
*If I can survive indefinitely inside the stomach of a creature or construct that has swallowed me whole, not to hide inside there and snipe from inside it.
*If I use a rope trick and Magnificent mansion to build a house inside of one, I will be attacked by dire tapeworms as thick as treetruncks.
*Cannot use an undead variation and cut portholes and channels into it so I can fire out of it.
*My first response to finding a forest, cave, or enemy encampment is not "Set it on fire."
*This cannot be my second response after a paltry effort to do otherwise.
* The D.M is still figuring out how I set the forest on acid, the cave on ice, and the encampment on sonic, but it is assumed I am also banned from doing that.
*Cannot divert a river to clear out the location in question.
*Cannot create a river with a decanter of endless water in the general direction of the encampment.
*I AM allowed to use an avalanche, provided I do so in an area where there is actually snow.
* Cannot abuse stone-to-mud to bury all my enemies in thousands of tonnes of the stuff.
*Not to abuse the ridiculous wealth-by level of high-powered characters to just buy the place from under them.
*No, you cannot use a lyre of tunnelling to undermine them.
*JUST FIGHT THEM ALREADY!
*Cure wounds or no, I still have to say sorry.
*My character cannot have the stated goal of sleeping with each and every kind of compatible creature on the planet.
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* I may not Iron Heart Surge rule Zero
* I definitely can't Iron Heart Surge Rule 34 either.
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*my charecter may not show up just to kick a** and chew bubble gum.
*especialy if he is out of gum
* while yes, helping the umemployed find jobs is a good act, this does not justify shooting beggars in the knee to help them become guards.
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Doorhandle
*Even if my club does charisma damage, not to call it the ugly stick.
*Ommipotent pork swords only exist in my mind and the dungeons of dreadmor.
*Wands are magical implements of great power, not dildos.
*Even if that's all a wand of jump is useful for.
*Not to use enlarge person to bellyflop on people.
*Same with iron body, wildshape, and form-of-the-X.
*The lost armlet of whatshisface was not behind the sofa the whole time.
*Not to drag a cannon around to snipe dragons with.
* Feather fall as a spell-like ability is not an excuse to launch the party out of catapults instead of walking.
*If a siege weapon cannot fit into the door of a dungeon, I cannot have it.
*If I use it to blow a hole large enough for it to fit, I still can't keep it.
* It is incredibly crass to use reduce object on a pair of cannons so I can wield them like handguns.
* Cannot use a bag of holding to survive being launched out of a siege weapon.
*Cannot use ant haul, bull's strength, enlarge animal, and a team of donkeys to haul around a pile of loot the size of a small hill.
*This does not mean I can do the same with a pile of loot the size of a large hill.
*If I can survive indefinitely inside the stomach of a creature or construct that has swallowed me whole, not to hide inside there and snipe from inside it.
*If I use a rope trick and Magnificent mansion to build a house inside of one, I will be attacked by dire tapeworms as thick as treetruncks.
*Cannot use an undead variation and cut portholes and channels into it so I can fire out of it.
*My first response to finding a forest, cave, or enemy encampment is not "Set it on fire."
*This cannot be my second response after a paltry effort to do otherwise.
* The D.M is still figuring out how I set the forest on acid, the cave on ice, and the encampment on sonic, but it is assumed I am also banned from doing that.
*Cannot divert a river to clear out the location in question.
*Cannot create a river with a decanter of endless water in the general direction of the encampment.
*I AM allowed to use an avalanche, provided I do so in an area where there is actually snow.
* Cannot abuse stone-to-mud to bury all my enemies in thousands of tonnes of the stuff.
*Not to abuse the ridiculous wealth-by level of high-powered characters to just buy the place from under them.
*No, you cannot use a lyre of tunnelling to undermine them.
*JUST FIGHT THEM ALREADY!
*Cure wounds or no, I still have to say sorry.
*My character cannot have the stated goal of sleeping with each and every kind of compatible creature on the planet.
is there anything left you are allowed to do?
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*A red-and-white orb is not the focus component for Summon Monster Spells.
*Nor is it used in the Summoner's Call Eidolon ability.
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Maquise
*A red-and-white orb is not the focus component for Summon Monster Spells.
*Nor is it used in the Summoner's Call Eidolon ability.
*However it is a component for Summon Nature's Ally :P
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Originally Posted by
The Succubus
* I definitely can't Iron Heart Surge Rule 34 either.
** No matter how much we all wish you could.
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* My ranger's favored enemy cannot be Other PCs.
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Socratov
is there anything left you are allowed to do?
He's allowed to play and breath, as far as I can tell.
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Beowulf DW
He's allowed to play and breath, as far as I can tell.
You mean he's not allowed to eat? Hmm
* As the DM i'm not allowed to kill my players and reanimate them as Zombies :smallamused:
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*When travelling with the most wanted person/criminal in the world (wanted literally everywhere), I´m not allowed to go straight to the capital city of a nation that is searching for her the most, ask the ruler of said nation (also a brother of the said criminal, who she tried to kill on a number of occasions) for hospitality... and recieve it.
(For those interested, said ruler os a nation is Zuko, criminal is, naturally, Azula. What can I say? Turns out a dragon really *does* solve all your problems)
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Burnheart
You mean he's not allowed to eat? Hmm
* As the DM i'm not allowed to kill my players and reanimate them as Zombies :smallamused:
*Players not to kill themselves and reanamate as undead. :smallbiggrin:
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*I may not use dating site profiles for character concepts.
*I may not post a character's profile on a dating site.
*I must not post my DM's profile on a dating site without his knowledge or permission.
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*Keen scimitars, falchions, and rapiers are off limits. So is the improved critical feat. I've exhausted my critical hit privileges.
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* I will not use my fellow party members as ammunition.
* I will not defeat the boss monster with a religious debate - especially if the boss is a demigod.
* If my character's actions would cause the political borders of half the setting's contients to be redrawn, they are all vetoed.
* I do not get XP for destroying the GM's faith in humanity.
* I will not abuse the social influence rules to get a major NPC to pay my bar tab.
* If my character devotes an entire session to getting a rebate on an "unfair border toll", he does not get any XP for the next three sessions.
* Being a thief does not mean I get XP for ripping off copyrighted songs.
* I do not get XP for killing the potential for plot advancement.
* "Public decency" can not be my Favoured Enemy.
* It is not a competition to see who can make the most NPC enemies.
* Assassination attempts are not my primary form of communication with the elves.
* Dwarven is not "just Spanish with the sex appeal taken out".
* I will not become the messiah figure of a new religion, just so it can be horribly twisted into an oppressive theocracy during offscreen downtime.
* My bard will not burn a feat on Leadership, just so he can get groupies.
* I do not lose sanity points from reading anything by John Ringo.
* I get XP for ENDING lives, not BEGINNING them. So my character should stop getting women pregnant.
* I will not attempt to loanshark the king, regardless of the potential for war profiteering.
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Martin Greywolf
*When travelling with the most wanted person/criminal in the world (wanted literally everywhere), I´m not allowed to go straight to the capital city of a nation that is searching for her the most, ask the ruler of said nation (also a brother of the said criminal, who she tried to kill on a number of occasions) for hospitality... and recieve it.
(For those interested, said ruler os a nation is Zuko, criminal is, naturally, Azula. What can I say? Turns out a dragon really *does* solve all your problems)
Wait, are you playing an Avatar: The Last Airbender RPG? If so, you win the Internet.:smallcool:
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Originally Posted by
Terracotta
*Keen scimitars, falchions, and rapiers are off limits. So is the improved critical feat. I've exhausted my critical hit privileges.
You forgot keen kukris
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May not use adamantine armor spikes to burst through walls and yell "Oh Yeah".
Just saw this in a thread
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if my plan involves more than 3 of the folowing:
e
π
∫a∆m (integral of (a x change in mass))
.5mv^2
k
g
∑
µ
Ω
it is automaticly vetoed
My plan may not require the use of a calculator, slide rule, physics textbook, trigonometry, calculus, or theory of relativity
My plans may no longer use math or physics
I may not set the world on fire
I may not freeze the world to put out said fire
I may not go to the forest moon of endor to take out a large battle station's defences and kill the entire garrison of storm troopers by donning a fireproof suit, lureing them out of their base, and starting a forest fire
If I do the above (again) I will be locked in a cage with smokey the bear
dammit already! no more F=ma
I may not defeat the zombie apocolipse by pointing out that the average corpse decays in less than a month and then holeing up in a bunker for 3 months (just to be safe)
my emergancy survival kit may not contain just a gun and ammo, so that I can take the supplies of someone who spent more time and effort preparing.
If my chareceter can kill everyone in the room with a free action, I may no longer play him.
Especialy if the room in question is the hall of the Norse gods
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Shoot Da Moon
* I get XP for ENDING lives, not BEGINNING them. So my character should stop getting women pregnant.
Yet the more lives the more lives there are to end so your creating opportunities to gain even more XP so it's still okay
*Being targeted by dominate person is a WILL save not a Reflex save no matter what your DEX is you can't dodge the BBEGs will
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Sorry I can't fix my Fd up quote you'll just have to deal guys sorry
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Cormag81
Sorry I can't fix my Fd up quote you'll just have to deal guys sorry
Add a "/" to the beginning of the second [quote]
*May not turn the dungeon of my keep into the Tomb of Horrors
*Especially if I haven't told the rest of the party
*May not suggest that we have a meeting in the treasury, at the back end of the dungeon
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Originally Posted by
Shoot Da Moon
* I get XP for ENDING lives, not BEGINNING them. So my character should stop getting women pregnant.
* However, if playing a Female character, and you become pregnant, you do get XP for the birth.
* No having an Abortion, or Miscarridge does not count for XP.
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Cormag81
*Being targeted by dominate person is a WILL save not a Reflex save no matter what your DEX is you can't dodge the BBEGs will
* If I manage to get the Dexterous Will feat the DM is allowed to throw books at me.
* This goes double if I manage it before epic level.
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Originally Posted by
Sith_Happens
Wait, are you playing an Avatar: The Last Airbender RPG? If so, you win the Internet.:smallcool:
Yes, i am, in fact. Incidentally:
*There is no such thing as bearsharctopus.
**Not even in Avatar: tlA universe.
*The aerial move where I get on my dragon after falling off is not called a "Nutcracker".
**I am no longer allowed to name any moves, especially since I thought up a female version of the aforementioned one. (Azula was not amused)
*I can get away with pranking firelord with a pet turtleduck one time, and one time only!
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*May not use skills in magic, biology and/or biotech to create chimeric entities. Or any new creatures period.
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*by the gods of probability, i am not allowed to build a gatling gun that fires 10 fingers of death per round
*even if the save DC is 2
*nor can i mount the gatling gun on a wagon
*charging into battle against a dragon, finger-of-death-gun firing madly is considered bad form
*doing the above while screaming, "YOU WILL FAIL EVENTUALLY!!!!!" is right out
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Originally Posted by
Kymme
*by the gods of probability, i am not allowed to build a gatling gun that fires 10 fingers of death per round
*even if the save DC is 2
*nor can i mount the gatling gun on a wagon
*charging into battle against a dragon, finger-of-death-gun firing madly is considered bad form
*doing the above while screaming, "YOU WILL FAIL EVENTUALLY!!!!!" is right out
If the DC is two, chance of them failing is next to null, unless they've got no save modifier. Fairly certain that natural 1s only count for attacks, not saves.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
Ksheep
If the DC is two, chance of them failing is next to null, unless they've got no save modifier. Fairly certain that natural 1s only count for attacks, not saves.
Attacks and saves, nothing else.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
Ksheep
If the DC is two, chance of them failing is next to null, unless they've got no save modifier. Fairly certain that natural 1s only count for attacks, not saves.
What the rules say:
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Originally Posted by System Reference Document
A natural 1 (the d20 comes up 1) on a saving throw is always a failure (and may cause damage to exposed items; see Items Surviving after a Saving Throw). A natural 20 (the d20 comes up 20) is always a success.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
Qwertystop
Attacks and saves, nothing else.
Ah, guess my previous DM ignored the saves part, only allowing crits on attacks. Carry on.