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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*You may not save your entire party from falling to death by casting Quickened Create Water 26 times.
*You may not use a rogue with a crossbow loaded with Bolts of Cure Serious Wound as a rough substitute for the cleric who drown.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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BootStrapTommy
*You may not save your entire party from falling to death by casting Quickened Create Water 26 times.
*You may not use a rogue with a crossbow loaded with Bolts of Cure Serious Wound as a rough substitute for the cleric who drown.
**A healing shiv is also not allowed.
***Bolts of cure serious wounds can, however, be used against undead.
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Doorhandle
**May not Use a few helms of change alignment to make an entirely new group of palladins out of planar-bound Succubi or Lillitu ethier.
Whyever not? :smalltongue:
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
PTTA
*Our Engineer may not make combustable lemons. Engineers make vehicles.
**No, the Artificer may not make combustable lemons. Lemons are not a weapon.
***A Botanist cannot breed combustable lemons.
****No combination of classes results in combustable lemons.
**We may not burn down houses with combustable lemons.
**We may not get mad at life.
**Life does not have a manager.
**No more Portal references.
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*My Wu Jen's lips may not continue moving after he is done speaking.
(Idea Credit to Mr. Welch, #9)
*Severe brain trauma does not result in my bodyguard permanently talking like Sean Connery after he wakes up.
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BootStrapTommy
*You may not save your entire party from falling to death by casting Quickened Create Water 26 times.
*You may not use a rogue with a crossbow loaded with Bolts of Cure Serious Wound as a rough substitute for the cleric who drown.
*Not to point out that falling on water from a great height is as bad as hitting concrete if the G.M is trying to save our puny asses.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Why did you have Quickened Create Water prepared? :smallconfused: 26 times?
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* If my Exalt is secretly designed for the express purpose of recreating the finale to F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu, then he must likewise sacrifice himself in the process of performing his Falcon Punch.
** I am not to be upset when the Big Bad uses a perfect defense.
* It doesn't matter that the Far Realm is a place of utter madness and illogic, the FATALverse is not one of its layers and I am not to trick my players into going there.
** No, not even if the whole point is to eventually bait the wizard into casting a spell so that it can "accidentally" turn into the FATAL spell and destroy the whole "layer."
*** After putting them through this experience, the least I can do is tell the party that they are now immune to the Far Realm proper's insanity-causing mechanic (because it suddenly seems quite sane by comparison), and that the paladin will forever be in the utmost favor of his/her god due to his/her part in this immense act of Good (i.e.- destroying the FATALverse).
**** If the paladin, or any other PC for that matter, is in fact a she, then that does not even come close to making up for it.
** I am never allowed to GM, except in my sick, twisted imagination.
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Techwarrior
Why did you have Quickened Create Water prepared? :smallconfused: 26 times?
How else are you supposed to kill a Dry Lich?
*May not use Disintigrate to clean up garbage. That's what Prestigidation is for.
*If the BBEG's evil plan is to destroy the earth, destroying it before he can, and in a different way, is not victory.
*May not put one ring gate into the elemental plane of water and the other into the elemental plane of air (suspended in a strong updraft) just to make bubbles.
**Not to use those bubbles to sink ships.
EDIT:
*Not to polymorph the bard into a gibbering mouther so he can sing barbershop quartet by himself.
**Not even if the preformance is in the far realms.
***Not to make a band with a gibbering mouther as the singer, an aboleth on bass and a grell playing drums.
****all Bard Party + aberration PC's don't mix.
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Riverdance
*My Wu Jen's lips may not continue moving after he is done speaking.
* Not allowed to cast Ghost Sound on the initiative count after the Unarmed Swordsage has hit with an unarmed attack.
* Perform (Weapon Drill) does not actually give me +10 to BAB when using nunchaku.
* My samurai is not played by Sonny Chiba and is not named Hattori Hanzo.
* "Wingrish" is not a valid language selection.
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* Cannot research a spell allowing me to recreate finale of Gurren Lagann.
** Cannot research greater version of that spell to recreate finale of the movie
*** Cannot research spell to recrate finale of that finale either.
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*cannot destroy all of reality on a whim
*Cannot have the ultimate goal of intrumentality
*Cannot declare the total lack of identity to be utoipia
*my character cannot be so neutoritc and broken he would be unable to function in the real world
* or an emotionless clone thats part eldritch abomination
*Not even in cthulutech
Especially in cthulutech
Not allowed to instroduce a self-proclaimed mecha fan to Evangellion through his love of cthulutech jut to watch his poor mind warp so I can cackle maniacally... then steal his chips.
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Blackest that is mean; Evangelion is bad enough but you had to steal his chips on top of shredding is hopes and dreams. Take this: http://www.icitta.co.uk/wp-content/u.../06/cookie.gif
*May not make a tibbit wizard bent on world domination
**double so if he is named Salem Saberhagen (a cookie to anyone that gets this)
also anyone know how to embed a link in text?
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saxavarius
also anyone know how to embed a link in text?
Yes. Type [URL="www.websitenamehere.com"]Text you want to be hyperlinked… [/url (and then a close brace)
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saxavarius
*May not make a tibbit wizard bent on world domination
**double so if he is named Salem Saberhagen (a cookie to anyone that gets this)
Sabrina the Teenage witch, human turned into cat for attempting world domination.
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*Just because you can create a couple hundred little shadow sprite minions does not mean you should cover the area around your house with them.
**No really stop, you're scaring the townsfolk and that's bad for business.
***I will not teach my less responsible colleagues the powers of The Sigil of the Brass Dawn, just because they ask me to.
****I am not allowed to teach people magic.
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Geigan
***I will not teach my less responsible colleagues the powers of The Sigil of the Brass Dawn, just because they ask me to.
****There is no such thing as a Far Realm of the Tungsten Dusk.
*****I may no longer assume we are playing Planescape.
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* Turning the party's world into a musical is a trick I can get away with exactly once.
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Here you go Angle one cookie as promised
*I may not seduce the owner of the tavern for a cheaper price on room and board
**even especially if I am playing a succubus
*If playing a succubus I may not use charm person and diplomancy to gain worshipers and ascend before 20th level
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Kira_the_5th
* Turning the party's world into a musical is a trick I can get away with exactly once.
*The Paladin's name is not Truly Scrumptious
**Even if it is, my bard may not convince orphan waifs to follow her, pleading her to be their mother in musical verse.
***I may not play any class with musical ability or access to enchantment features.
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saxavarius
*If playing a succubus I may not use charm person and diplomancy to gain worshipers and ascend before 20th level
How about AT 20th level? :smallbiggrin:
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Geigan
*Just because you can create a couple hundred little shadow sprite minions does not mean you should cover the area around your house with them.
**No really stop, you're scaring the townsfolk and that's bad for business.
***I will not teach my less responsible colleagues the powers of The Sigil of the Brass Dawn, just because they ask me to.
****I am not allowed to teach people magic.
A legend campagin? Sign me up!
*Not to use bull-rush and a Mighty Devsistaing weapon in order to launch my allies great distances.
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*When I'm asked to play non-codzilla cleric, may not start with wisdom score of 20 and ready only cure minor wounds.
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*Wearing a shirt with the name of a company while robbing another company is not a good idea.
**It will lead to war between the two companies
***They will probably still figure out who you are anyways.
(Shadowrun)
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*Cults are a privilege, not a right.
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When the bard does a very special dance for me, I'm not allowed to say "I have the weirdest bonus right now."
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Mindartis
*Wearing a shirt with the name of a company while robbing another company is not a good idea.
**It will lead to war between the two companies
***They will probably still figure out who you are anyways.
****I should not then proceed to claim to have been working for another company to muddy the issue further.
*****Evidence indicating that we are, in fact, completely innocent will probably not be considered, especially if it "magically" appears after our incarceration and the previous evidence still exists
******Making a deal with a dragon to get out, only to betray him and his company afterwards, is the definition of insanity, and will lead to a major reduction of life expectancy
Yes, my Shadowrun players forgot the first rule...
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Dead_Jester
Yes, my Shadowrun players forgot the first rule...
"Always make three characters, because you'll probably manage to kill all three of them."?
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Blisstake
When the bard does a very special dance for me, I'm not allowed to say "I have the weirdest bonus right now."
That made me laugh inside.
**I may not use "bonus" as a euphemism. Ever.
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*** Perform (belly dance) is not allowed for my bard.
**** The same goes for Perform (pole dance)
***** You know what, I'm not allowed to play a bard anymore.