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2012-07-27, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
As a female halfling dragoon fighter...
*I may not out-intimidate the half orc samurai. It hurts his feelings
*I may not team up with a Tengu dragonrider solely to gain free use of a mount and free rides places.
*I may not tell the male members of the party to "grow a set" when approached by an overpowering force.
*I may not use the Leaping Lance feature to make a leaping charge from over 600 feet in the air on top of my target.
*adding in a long length of chain and have the aforementioned dragonrider effectively "slingshot" me in is right out.
*crunching out the mounted charge damage and the added impact damage, plus the dragon's damage for technically also throwing me, will result in lost lunches and requests for soda money.
*Realizing that this move effectively combines the "throw the halfling" and "orbital strike" tactics discussed in theory all the time does not make it okay. Only awesome.
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2012-07-27, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not ask the BBEG to stop being mean.
** Even if I can pass the DC.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-07-27, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
From the same game:
If the first spell that the PC's research is Discern Lies, Greater the custom spell that works like Discern Lies, but isn't fooled by things that allow you to lie while under its effects. My DM license will be revoked again, although under the table DM'ing is encouraged by the same group.
PC: You are disgusting, keep doing this.Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-28, 08:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- Anywhere but here
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-28, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am no longer allowed to arrange for the execution of one of my motley mates by submitting evidence to the Crown that he is in a romantic relationship with a Fetch.
** I am also not allowed to complain when it turns out I was right and aforementioned Fetch comes after me for it.
*** Really, not expecting her father to shoot me after I killed his daughter and her boyfriend is a bit much.
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2012-07-28, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- In your head.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not use a dragon as an improvised weapon.
**Even if I do possess the strength to fling him around.
***Double so if I am currently riding him.
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2012-07-28, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If I take Improvised Weapon Proficiency, I must now select what Improvised Weapon I am proficient with, I am not proficient in all of them.
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-28, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2012-07-28, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My characters motivation is not to be to 'test the limits of a Dungeon Master's sanity
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-28, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Nor may it be to test the party's sanity.
Last edited by Techwarrior; 2012-07-28 at 09:01 PM.
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-28, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Nor my own
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-28, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2012-07-29, 01:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Perth, West Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Saintheart; 2012-07-29 at 01:06 AM.
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2012-07-29, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* The BBEG may NOT be Discord
** Nor may he be Q
*** Q and Q are also not allowed
**** No, the BBEG is NOT a member of the Q continuum
Oh, and here's one of my player's reactions when I suggested that first one.
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2012-07-29, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
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- Hey, look! Squirrels!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-29, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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2012-07-29, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-07-29, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* If other players make characters based on MLP cast and are expecting me to do Pinkie Pie, I can make Kratos just to piss them off. I'm however, not allowed to complain to the DM about the beating I'm going to suffer.
** After party tries to kill my character and force me to make pinkie pie, I cannot channel my inner munchkin and create guy clearly based on Asura just to kill everybody.
*** Cannot turn the game into murderous arms race with me and other guys constantly killing each other with more and more optimized characters.
**** Even if DM isn't a fan of MLP, Driving Fluttershyish-character to suicide with my tiny-veiled Spider Jerusalem is corssing the line.
***** Destroying everybody's love for the show by having their Ponylikes hunted and tortured to death by my pseudo-Piramidhead wil lget me kicked out of the game.Last edited by Man on Fire; 2012-07-29 at 05:29 PM.
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2012-07-29, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-07-29, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I am not to point out flaws or weakpoints in my players plans/supposedly-optimized builds by using the version without them against them and smiling whilst doing so
* I am not to "help" my players upgrade their build to take the BBEG in single combat
* If My players live under the impression that killing the BBEG in early encounters equals an early win, I am not allowed to react to my players defeating the BBEG earlier than the final confrontation with glee and smiling, before shuffling through paper work and slowly pulling out a new sheet with the words "if only" written on the back
* I may not make my players to worried to act in a room with three doors for fear that one of them will kill them if all three are entierly untrapped and in fact lead to special fun stuff
* I may not use the dwarf fortress version of the term special fun stuff
* Psychology is important in games, but I am no longer allowed to use it.
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2012-07-30, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Perth, West Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* May not use a credit card for Ubercharger builds.
* The Cheater of Mystra does not involve loaded d20s.
* Jack B. Quick does not require a candlestick as part of his equipment.
* May not name my kobold character Pom-Pom.
** And he cannot take levels in bard, or Profession (Cheerleader).
* May not use an elixir of love to try and make the paladin fall.Last edited by Saintheart; 2012-07-30 at 12:44 AM.
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2012-07-30, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*As a dungeon master I am to stop testing my poker face with these games.
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-08-03, 01:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*May not make a 9th level version of prestidigation for the sole purpose of cleaning an entire city.
**May not use it to set everything flammable in the city on fire, either.
*If I ever get the ability to make artifacts, may not make the first one a portal gun.
**An unbeatable wand, a stone of True Resurrection and a cloak that makes me completely undetectable are also out of the question.
*The far realms are not my playground.
**There's a difference between going outside to play and going Outside to play.
*If I become a thrallheard and repeatedly kill off my followers for the raw materials, I can expect to depopulate the surrounding area very quickly.
*May not planar bind Succubi or Lillitu to make an entire group of paladins fall, just because I'm bored.
*This isn't sparta.
**Not to ask how the bottomless pit got there.
***Not to begin an exploration mission to the centre of the earth through said pit.
****Not to use it as a waste disposal.
*****Not to try filling it with water.
******Not to trick the party members into thinking I succeeded.
*There's a time and a place for tactical nukes. Hand to hand combat is not one of those times or places.
**No, not even then.
*As DM, may not base campaigns on Eversion.
*The bad end may not have the lines "and they lived happily ever after" in it.
**The good end may not end with billions of people dying.
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2012-08-03, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
The BBEG's plan may not involve Decanters of Endless Water in any way.
No, especially not if the plan also involves bunnies.
The BBEG may not create the custom item Decanter of Endless Lava.
I am not allowed to use Decanters of Endless anythings.
No, not even Decanters of Endless Fluffy Bunnies, nor Decan'ters of Endless Pizza.
Especially if I can't get the evil grin off of my face when I say it, due to the evil plan I have for it.Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-08-03, 03:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No matter how in character, I may not start the game by killing half the PC's and most NPC's in the area.
*If I am not the party face, I may not speak to important NPC's.
**I must have a bonus to CHA if I am the party face.
***I may not have a bonus to CHA.
*'Nice' when dealing with NPC's may not be "Well I didn't electrocute them."Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-08-03, 05:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*The bad end may not have the lines "and they lived happily ever after" in it.
**The good end may not end with billions of people dying.
Hmm...
* Cannot base the plot on Epic Mickey.
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2012-08-03, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* No longer allowed to decoy my players into false preparations through use of puns.
((1st level PCs fight a bunch of goblins and overhear them talking about "hobbies" up ahead. They charge ahead and fight a bunch of hobgoblins, and learn that there are multiple "buggies" in the building ahead. They buff for bugbear, charge in, and find a coach house.))
* No longer allowed to decoy my DM (different campaign) through use of puns.
** .... actually, NEVER WAS allowed to do this.
*** No puns. Period.
**** Why am I asking if they cramp my DM's style?I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2012-08-03, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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- *Redacted*
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*You may not use Tenser's Floating Disk, portable holes, and several thousand Alchemist's Flask to carpet-bomb an enemy army. Or the BBEG. Or cities. In general really.
Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
Former EMPIRE2! Player: Imperator of the Nihoni Dominion
Former EMPIRE3! Player: Suzerain of the Phœnīx Estates
Former EMPIRE4! Player: Margrave of the Margraviate of Rhune
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2012-08-03, 06:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-08-03, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Not to use nukes while within visual range.
*Not to empty out the entire plane of water using the bottomless pit.
*not to then traverse that plane, coop-de-grasing all the washed-up survivors and eating their meats.
*Not to empty out the plane of water into the plane of fire to destory them both.
*Paritucalry not to turn the plane of water into a cooking-pot.
**May not Use a few helms of change alignment to make an entirely new group of palladins out of planar-bound Succubi or Lillitu ethier.
** May not use ring gates and Overland Flight either.
**using a lindworm and casting fly on it first is similarly disliked.