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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
Is that George W Bush? *Eats him* Nomnomnomnom ahhh tasty.
Justice has been served at last.
And for desert...*Noms down on the FBI*
Good they were on me.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
...how exactly did you burn a glass of water*?
*mostly
Simple, I put on a gas mask, and then tossed the glass in a tub of Alkamist Fire. :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Closak
But i like eating people.
They taste good! *Swallows a random passer-by*
Yum.
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Originally Posted by
Oooohaloophole
*Facepalm* Ill get the cleric.
You called for your local cleric?
*looks at Closak Dragon* :smallconfused:
Hmm...there's only one way to deal with this. :smallamused: *casts Dimensional Anchor on Closak*
*casts mass sending to party members* "Get the Dragon slaying equipment guys, it's hunting and rescue session again." :smallamused::smallbiggrin:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Aaron
Simple, I put on a gas mask, and then tossed the glass in a tub of Alkamist Fire. :smalltongue:
You called for your local cleric?
*looks at Closak Dragon* :smallconfused:
Hmm...there's only one way to deal with this. :smallamused: *casts Dimensional Anchor*
*casts mass sending to party members* "Get the Dragon slaying equipment guys, it's hunting and rescue session again." :smallamused::smallbiggrin:
It'nt there an easier way to do things? One that don't include killing him. He might put up a fight.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
The Odor
It'nt there an easier way to do things? One that don't include killing him. He might put up a fight.
I just need to cut his belly open and retrieve the civilian's bodys. Then revive them. :smalltongue:
But I'll have to knock him out to keep him away from the ABD. :smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You are not toucing my lunch! *Casts all manner of buffs on myself and starts hovering out of melee range*
If you try to touch my lunch you will be added to it!
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Aaron
I just need to cut his belly open and retrieve the civilian's bodys. Then revive them. :smalltongue:
Then you'll heal him?
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
You are not toucing my lunch! *Casts all manner of buffs on myself and starts hovering out of melee range*
If you try to touch my lunch you will be added to it!
Go on a diet.:smalltongue:
O.K. *takes out cloak of polymorph*
Eat me. I dare you.:smallamused:
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Originally Posted by
The Odor
Then you'll heal him?
Maybe. :smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Aaron
Go on a diet.:smalltongue:
O.K. *takes out cloak of polymorph*
Eat me. I dare you.:smallamused:
Maybe. :smalltongue:
Hey Closak I took sense motiv and I've noticed something. It's something odd with the cloak.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
...*Spits a whole lot of acid at Aaron and follows up with a Time Stop*
*Sets up 3 Maximized delayed blast fireballs right in Aarons face*
*Time starts moving normally again*
Your move. *Licks mouth*
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
...*Spits a whole lot of acid at Aaron and follows up with a Time Stop*
*Sets up 3 Maximized delayed blast fireballs right in Aarons face*
*Time starts moving normally again*
Your move. *Licks mouth*
:smallannoyed: *polymorphs into a Huge Red Dragon*
Oops, fire resistance. :smalltongue:
Hey Closak, I know why the ABD finds you so hot! *Blasts fire at Closak* :smallamused:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
*walks over kind of woozy after drinking ten glasses of the water*
Zanaril what did you put in this stuff?:smalleek: *faints*
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
How did you know i would do that?
Or is it so that you only turned after being hit by the fireballs.
Because in that case you still took the damage.
By the way...*Casts Maximized Lightning Bolt*
*Grumbles about the burns on my side*
*Groans at the bad pun*
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
How did you know i would do that?
Or is it so that you only turned after being hit by the fireballs.
Because in that case you still took the damage.
By the way...*Casts Maximized Lightning Bolt*
*Grumbles about the burns on my side*
Nice fight guys. Hey we are on the second last page.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
How did you know i would do that?
By the way...*Casts Maximized Lightning Bolt*
*Grumbles about the burns on my side*
The oracal told me. Aparently Tiamat is mad at you and the ABD.:smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
The Odor
Nice fight guys. Hey we are on the second last page.
Horray!!! :smallbiggrin: *gets out the non-spiked and non-alochol drinks* *cough* Zanaril. :smallannoyed:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Aaron
The oracal told me. Aparently Tiamat is mad at you and the ABD.:smalltongue:
Shut Up You Two. These pages are for next thread talk only. Got it?
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
*wakes up*
CHROMATIC DRAGONS!:eek:
I charge Closak dealing 350d8 sonic/radiant damage.:smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
What? Why would Tiamat be mad at us?
Oh, and i have a present for you...*Casts Maximized Disintegrate on Aaron*
...*Get's killed by Kyuubi*
*Contingent True Ressurection activates*
OUCH! :smallannoyed: *Glares at Kyuubi*
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
What? Why would Tiamat be mad at us?
The...things you two have slept with in the recent months. Tiamat only likes pure blood dragons. :smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
:smallannoyed: *glares back* WHY WON'T YOU FREAKIN DIE!
eh, I'll just go back to drinking this tasty water.
*fails will save*
you know Zanaril, you look pretty cute.:smallamused:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Kyuubi
:smallannoyed: *glares back* WHY WON'T YOU FREAKIN DIE!
eh, I'll just go back to drinking this tasty water.
One less.
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Originally Posted by
Aaron
The...things you two have slept with in the recent months. Tiamat only likes pure blood dragons. :smalltongue:
Don't end the thread to quikly.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
okay, you want to talk about the thread titles? how about the "we've finally resorted to shipping ourselves" one?
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
The reason i won't freaking die is because i'm paranoid and smart enough to take precautions against this sort of thing.
Also, my master helps out a bit every now and then.
And for Tiamat...Aww man...
Maybe a bribe will make her feel better *Sacrifices the belongings of a 19'th level adventuring party i killed a while back to Tiamat*
All the treasure of a 19'th level party is a lot of money you know.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Umm Closak, you do know Tiamat is dead right?
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Do you have any of those drinks Zanrill?
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Nope she's not.
I do believe you have been tricked Kyuubi.
What you killed was just a really nasty and complex illusion.
*Chomps down on a random villager*
*Planeshifts away before anyone can do anything*
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Nasty? that thing was pathetic!
and you do know when I say dead I mean it in the "obi Wan Kenobi" sense of the word right?:amused:
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Closak
Nope she's not.
I do believe you have been tricked Kyuubi.
What you killed was just a really nasty and complex illusion.
*Chomps down on a random villager*
*Planeshifts away before anyone can do anything*
http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/y...anes/g3646.png
Oops Here is a bigger one:
http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/y...es/g3646-1.png
Well Closak you can resize this if you want. Ill call my witch doctor to deal with the remains of Auron
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Oh what will I do with Elan. I casted sleep on him... He was getting cranky.
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Originally Posted by
Oooohaloophole
NO ZOMBIES!
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Were are the great gods of Crack!!!!