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0601: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol II - Friendly Fire
0602: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol III - Why Won't It Burn? Tips for Dealing with Spell Resistance
0603: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol IV - How to Bend the Cosmos Responsibly
0604: "Tarrasques? In my world?" (It's more likely than you think)
0605: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. I: Moving at the speed of the plot.
0606: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. II: Unobtanium and you.
0607: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. III: Convection schmonvection.
0608: The Most Important Piece of Gear You Will Ever Own: An Ode to the Humble Ten-Foot Pole. (Author's Note: This volume was written on three 10ft poles which were processed into paper via the Fabricate spell, using a stylus made from the leftover remnants.)
0609: Hunt, Kill, Eat, Love - A guide to Magical and mundane Animals by Thokk "One Tusk" Deerlover, Druid
0610: Treating Common and Uncommon Maladies Derived From Mundane and Magical Beasts: Thilvarra Silverbrow, Healer
0611: That crazy orc is at it again: Hilarious tales of a Self proclaimed "Animal Lover" - By Thorbin Redbeard of Clan IronAnvil.
0612: Why are we still here? by Jon and Jan, Dvati; Telepath(s)
0613: The Gold is in his Favorite Stuffed Doe - Rayvin, Halfling Rogue
0614: Personal Pronouns and Other Grammar Under Temporal Alterations and Omniscience ~ Cael
0615: Biological Network Nodes of Integrated Single Cell Organisms ~ Cael
0616: A Treatise on Ethical Lichdom ~ Cael
0617: Pre-Histories: A Causal Treatise on the Impending Catastrophe of 1783 ~ Cael
0618: Harnessing Individual Greed to Enhance Society ~ Cael
0619: Trade Embargoes and Other Economic Warfare ~ Cael
0620: A Response to the Criticisms of "The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance" ~ Cael
0621: The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance ~ Cael
0622: Pragmatic Justification for Avoiding Post Scarcity in a World of Advanced Magic ~ Cael
0623: Astrology for Complete and Utter Plonkers ~ Cael
0624: Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle in Android Voltaic Circulatory Systems (AKA how to make a lemon powered robot) ~ Eliza Watts
0625: Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and their Observed Properties ~ Eliza Watts
0626: Interaction of Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and Singularities ~ Eliza Watts
0627: Observed Properties of Spontaneous Portal Manifestation ~ Eliza Watts
0628: Psionic Sub Space Manifestation: Observations of Physical Laws in Other Worlds ~ Jo Pistachio
0629: Evolving Network Relays with Semi-Randomized Weighted Outcomes: Free Will in AI ~ Jo Pistachio
0630: Rat DNA Alteration to Grow Solar Voltaic Nano-Tubules ~ Jo Pistachio
0631: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it
0632: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents
0633: Masters of The Multiverse: A History of the Most Powerful Mages of All Time
0634: Pointy Hats Weekly: Fashionable Robes for the Discerning Wizard
0635: You Really Should Read This Book, by Plotius Hook
0636: If I Ever Leave This World Alive: A Bard's Guide to Resurrection and Planar Travel
0637: The Generalist: How to Do Everything
0638: The Charismatic and the Dead: Paladin Combat Training for Sorcerers and Bards
0639: 101 Utility Spells: The Generalist's Edition
0640: Wizards: You Are the Best, by Monty the Cook
0641: Pole-Arms or Spiked Chains? A Treatise on Armament Fetishes
0642: Kobolds, by Tucker
0643: The Lust of the Sinister Drow Priestesses, by Sal Acious
0644: Hobgoblin Homecooking: 42 Meals with Gouda Cheese, by Bluecloak
0645: Dark Romance, a Lolth/Eilistraee fic
0646: Being an Enchanter: Don't, by Pow Regammer
0647: The Guide to Pest Removal: Munchkins, by Darnius Morel
0648: On Teaching Sorcery: How to Teach the Control, Focus and Applications of In-Born Magics, Zera Lorecast
0649: Sorcerers Study Magic Too: A Compilation of Treatises, Essays and Journals by Famous Sorcerers
0650: So You Want to Be A God? - A Wizardly Guidebook. Author unknown, but the first copy was discovered in a monastery operated by treants
0651: How to Use Lead Sheeting to Block Scrying Attempts by the Squirrels Living in Your Eyesockets and Rutabaga Flip-Flop Finagle Xylophone Oh God My Teeth are Melting You Damnable Stridulation, by Arglevar the Mad (published posthumously after his death from lead poisoning in CE 468)
0652: Completely Innocuous Uses for Lead Sheeting In Your Completely Legitimate Place Of Business by Eve L. Innkeeper
0653: Proper Packing Techniques for Your Bag of Holding, by Fastegrath the Fastidiously Neat and Organized
0654: A Well-Crafted Wish: Arcane, Theological, and Legal Experts from Across the Planes Weigh In on Wording Wishes to Prevent Unforseen Calamities and the Monkey's Paw Effect. (About half of the only known copy of this book is illegible, due to severe charring that exhibits the characteristic Lichtenberg figures of a lightning strike)
0655: Basket Weaving in Sahuagin Society by Und R. Water
0656: Peryton Origins: Fact and Fiction by Hart Less
0657: I, Warforged by Izak Uzamuv, gnomish artificer (Interesting fact: I, Robot was published by Gnome Press)
0658: Amongst the Dead - Bernadette Bantien
0659: An Accounting of the Elder Scrolls - Quintus Nerevelus
0660: Antecedants of Dwaven Law - Anonymous
0661: Book of the Dragonborn - Prior Emelene Madrine
0662: Cats of The Land - Aldetuile
0663: Children of the Sky - Anonymous
0664: Darkest Darkness - Anonymous
0665: Dragon Language: Myth no More - Hela Thrice-Versed
0666: Dwarves - Calcelmo
0667: Dwarven History and Culture - Hasphat Antabolis
0668: Dwarven Inquiries - Thelwe Ghelein
0669: Effects of the Elder Scrolls - Justinius Poluhnius, Anstius Metchim
0670: Fall From Glory - Nithilis Lidari
0671: Fragment: On Artaeum - Taurce il-Anselma
0672: Glories and Laments - Alexandre Hetrard
0673: Keepers of the Razor - Anonymous
0674: Lycanthropic Legends of The Land - Lentulus Inventius
0675: Magic from the Sky - Irlav Jarol
0676: Master Illusion Text - Anonymous
0677: Notes on Dimhollow Crypt, Vol. 3 - Adalvald
0678: Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology - Council of Healers
0679: On Hell - Morian Zenas
0680: Physicalities of Warewolves - Reman Crex
0681: Sacred Witness - Enric Milnes
0682: Shalidor's Insights - Shalidor
0683: Souls, Black and White - Anonymous
0684: Sovngarde: A Reexamination - Bereditte Jastal
0685: The "Madmen" of the Reach - Arrianus Arius
0686: The Doors of the Multiverse - Seif-ij Hidja
0687: The Dragon Break - Fal Droon
0688: Reexamines the Dragonbreak in historical terms.
0689: The Dreamstride - Anonymous
0690: The Fall of Saarthal - Heseph Chirirnis
0691: The Nirnroot Missive - Sinderion; Sharmirin Raythorne, ed.
0692: The Waters of the Abyss- Anonymous
0693: The Wispmother - Mathias Etienne
0694: There be Dragons - Torhal Bjorik
0695: Treatise on Dwarven Cities - Anonymous
0696: Varieties of Daedra - Aranea Drethan
0697: Watcher of Stones - Gelyph Sig
0698: Ceasefire and Trade Agreement between the Elves of the North and the Orc Tribes of the West
0699: Cloud Formations and Other Occult Phenomena
0700: The Little Red Cookbook
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0701: Uncle Arcane's Big Book O' Magic Spells
0702: How To Read Dark Omens: Practical Guide to Predicting Deaths with Illustrations by Isolde of Nimward
0703: The Summoner Who Cried "Dragon"! - Cautionary Tale (Folk Tales, collected by Inawyn Auswarian)
0704: Impact of Screamers on Dungeon Population: Statistical Analysis by Razin Firr, Bursar of Mage Guild
0705: Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Spells - Exercise Scrolls IV-X: Animate Skeletal Finger, Mold Bone, Speaking Skull, Ghost Toothpick, Desecrate Plate, Summon Undead Rat, Wither Indoor Plant; Spirigos of Aulvin et al.
0706: Compendium of Familiars by unknown wizard
0707: Famous Sages of Lost Kindgoms: A Treatise by Ichtor the Mad
0708: Tobin's Spirit Guide
0709: Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
0710: The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Wizards-Who-Do-It
0711: 101 Alternative Uses for Mage Hand
0712: Wake Up, You're in a Coma
0713: I Prepare Explosives Runes Today, by Vaarsuvius
0714: Stop Breaking Into My House: A Treaty on the Morality of Dungeon Delving
0715: A Well-feed Xorn is a Friendly Xorn: Surviving Underground
0716: Stick 'Em With the Pointy End: Swordplay for Idiots and Wizards
0717: A Beginner's Guide to Not Dying: Holy ****, We Live in a World With Dragons
0718: Big Ass Book o' Big Ass Monster
0719: Why Elves Suck: Observations of a Dwarf
0720: Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
0721: Seriously, You're in a Coma
0722: Why We Can't Have Nice Things: A Treay on the Human Race
0723: The Lusty Argonian Maid, by Crassius Curio
0724: The Acturian Heresy, by the Underking Ysmir Kingmaker
0725: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Guide Book to Understanding Wizards Khadgar the Wise
0726: Eye of Newt, and Other Things Idiots Think Wizards Need for Spells. by The Angry Ox of Ouzonia.
0727: Yeah, No: A Study on Creatures With Spell Resistance, by Byran Boomstick
0728: If only we had a sack of potatoes: a guide to unconventional spell components, by Ed Edwards
0729: You're a Sorcerer, Harry: Explaining the Differences and Similarities Between in Born and Learned Magic, by J.K. Joking
0730: One Slaad, Two Slaad, Red Slaad, Blue Slaad. By Professor Chaos
0731: The Art of the Faustian Compact
0732: It Takes A Village to Raise the Dead, and Other Lessons
0733: The Big Gulp: Essays on the Purple Worm and Decanters of Endless Water
0734: Doctor Merkwürdigliebe, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the "Locate City" Bomb, by S. Q'brikk
0735: Spate's Catalog
0736: The Honest Book of Truth
0737: The Book of Neuronicus
0738: How to win friends and influence people (through mind-controlling magic), by Tybalt Q. Stormsong, Bard; & Xangrazzvol the Witness, Warlock
0739: Making Friends - a Guide to Basic Golemcraft and Necromancy by Lichen & Thrope
0740: Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble
0741: Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant
0742: Elf on a Shelf: How to Terrorize Your Children by Stu D. Osee
0743: Another Excuse to Drink in the Street
0744: The Joy of Gricks; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bird-Brain-Tentacle-Horrors by Millicent Fourtyfingers
0745: The Magic of Total Mental Domination. -Yuri
0746: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
0747: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
0748: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
0749: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour
0750: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour
0751: Barnabas's big Barbecue Book: Tips for magic in food preparations, Barnabas B. Barniwickle
0752: Gears and Aether: an Artificers guide to Gnon-Gnomish Technology, Sir Stanley A. Steelsmith III
0753: Correlation between Gnomish populations and Mystical Calamities, Urist Son of Urist for the Royal Gearwrights Academy
0754: Pointy End First: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically Competent, Marian W. Baker
0755: Don't Even Think About Going to the Elemental Plane of Water for Safety During the Cataclysm; That's Like Beheading Yourself to Cure the Sniffles by Métier d'Amour (a short supplementary volume bundled with all second-and-later printings of Planes from Which to View the End of the World, to address a printing error omitting a vitally important chapter)
0756: Pointy Propositions: A Guide to Marital Combat for Warrior Women, by Hera and Diana; Themyscrian Publications, Ltd.
0757: Advanced Necromancy Arcanapedia
0758: Unique Techniques of Necromancy
0759: Structures & Approaches to Fundamental Transmutation
0760: Interdisciplinary Principles of Necromancy and Transmutation
0761: The Tragedy and Triumph of Jelland Xaxus
0762: The Librium of Hallowed Magics
0763: The Final Days of the Mountain Wars
0764: Magic in War: Decisive Battles in the _____-_____ Conflict
0765: Disease is Life! By Dwight Mumford
0766: A treatiſe on ye uſage of Dwarven intockſicating ſpirits as ſources of combuſtible fuels for ye revolitutionairie new highe-ſpeede propulſion ſyſstem known as ye "Pulſe-Jette Engine," by Mesocricetus Auratus Phodopus Sungorus Samazing MacEanruig XLII of Mt. Nevermind. (This book is heavily damaged; it appears to have been in a rather large explosion at some point)
0767: Architectural Principles of Tower Construction by Parker Jenga
0768: Up and Away: A Treatise on Magickal Flight Devices, Manifolde and Diverse - by B. Yaga
0769: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition
0770: Printers and Paperwork: The Officescape Boxed Set by Greff Jubb
0771: Von Hieffmann's Compendium of Magical Anomalyies
0772: Gears, Pistons, and Capaciters? Gno Problem. A Brief Introduction To Gnomish Magitek. - Whizzaldo Fizzbang
0773: Air Pressure, Enclosed Spaces, and Convection, a Beginners Guide to Non-Backfiring Fireballs - Crastend Burnt
0774: MMO and Wizards: Benefits and Risks of Magically Modified Food
0775: The Ecological Impact of Virgin Sacrifices - Save the Cheerleader, Doom the World by Drew Id
0776: 101 Dark Rites and Rituals, Revised and Expanded (Now with New & Improved Illustrations and Diagrams!)
0777: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
0778: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
0779: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
0780: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
0781: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
0782: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
0783: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
0784: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
0785: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
0786: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
0787: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
0788: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
0789: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
0790: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
0791: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.
0792: One Hundred Doomsday Prophecies
0793: Green's Anatomy
0794: Xenobiology and You by Segev Ianth's Son the Dark Lord
0795: Why End at Death: the Moral Case of Necromancy - Hazu Tekkel
0796: Death's Revolving Door: an Examination on the Effects of Repeated Resurrections on the Psyche - Ka Zay Juvee Zed Klore
0797: Loving the Dead: the Regularity of Necrophilia Among Necromancers - Vee Proglo
0798: Magic Over Matter: How So Many Creatures Overcome the Square-Cube Law - Avara'Udomo'Effezi
0799: The Art of Contracts: A Practical Guide to Tempting, Exploiting, and Profiting from Mortals - Mudoru, Infernal Duke of the Nine Hells
0800: Scamming Fiends: How to Make Deals with Devils and Come Out on Top - Q. H. Ossoman
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0801: Final Destination: How to Live as You Please and Still Go to the Afterlife You Want - Q. H. Ossoman
0802: Godless Life: Exploring Healing Without Divine Power - Mara Mrell
0803: Yes Ykzovligx: My Half Century as an Aboleth's Thrall - Jar'Vel Hashoni
0804: Rise and Fall of Tashla, Archmage and Queen of Redwater - Rivany Junn
0805: Words of Power, and How to Remember Them. By K. V. NXXXXXXX (The authors last name, though it appears to have been present at one time, has been destroyed and torn from the cover and title pages)
0806: How Many Ships Can Your Face Launch? A practical Guide to Illusions and Shapeshifting
0807: Ars Gratia Arcanis: A Primer on Wizarding Philosophy for the Aspiring Novice, by Archmage T.T.M. Flow,
0808: De Re Divinari: On the Moral and Legal Implications of the Use of Divination in Legal Proceedings. Ibid.
0809: Ignus Stultorum Magister: A Warning Against the Use of Forbidden Magicks, and a Full and Truthful Account of the Dangers Therein. Ibid.
0810: How to Palm Small Pieces of Dangerous Artifacts by Eddie Hawkins
0811: Fear of a Green Planet (conductor's score)
0812: An evil book that kills anyone who reads it in seven days
0813: Slight of Mind by H.C.B.D. - A book revolving around ways of mixing stage magic and real magic together
0814: Just Sign Here: A guide to mystical contracts by B. Regulus
0815: An Arm and a Leg: Sacrificial rituals and you by B. Regulus
0816: A treatise on the efficacy of somnulent mystical energies upon members of the genus Aves by R.S. Binns - A paper so tremendously boring that it is far more effective at putting people to sleep than the writer's spells ever were.
0817: A Spotter's Guide for Invisible Things by L. Lovegood - A book detailing the habits and habitats of the mystical equivalent of cryptids. However, at least a few of the entries have been proven to be real since the time it was written...
0818: The Color of Magic by T. Pratchett - As soon as anyone tries to pick up this book, the arm of an orangutan reaches out from between the shelves and snatches it from them. Examination shows that there is not, in fact, any place behind the shelves for it to have been taken to.
0819: Dousing the Stars by ???? - This book is written in an unknown language, and the author's name has been entirely scratched out. Should the text be translated, it will be shown to be a list of various spells that are nigh-impossible to cast and would have apocalyptic ramifications if they ever were to be cast. One of the pages is covered in scribbled hand-written notes. Several of these notes have checkmarks next to them, and one is triple-underlined and circled. The final note on the page says "Well... now I just have to see if it will work."
0820: The Iron Tome - This book isn't actually titled, but is instead made entirely from iron. It contains several ancient spells made during a war against the fae (although since then more effective spells have been created, and thus the text is likely useless except as a historical curiosity)
0821: The Unknowable Book - The knowledge contained within this book is impossible for a mortal mind to fully comprehend. While it can be read normally with no issue, as soon as the book is closed, the reader will realize that they have no idea what it was they just read, nor any memory of the time spent reading it.
0822: The little ebony black book - Contains the true names of several succubi and incubi. My my my.
0823: The Genealogy of a Bard, Vol. XLII: Descendants by species: Ny - Oo. compiled by M. ffolk.
0824: The Public Enquisitor- a series of chapbooks containing slightly inaccurate (and often libelous) information about nobility and other public figures, slightly inaccurate information about potentially mystically portentous phenomena, and numerous tracts calling for an alliance with the Empire of Iuz
0825: Intricacies of Elf Cuisine: A survey of Thri-Kreen delicacies -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0826: My Education at Gombe Stream -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0827: The Watcher: My life with the Kreen -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0828: Tribes of the Thri-Kreen -Om'n Om and D'yann Flossey, Half-Orc Druids
0829: The Humanoiditarians: Elves and the Kreen - - Marga Ret Powers, Elven Druid
0830: NEZUMI, the Complete Series - Namlegeips Tra: A Survivor's tale from horrors beyond The Wall
0831: 18 Unconventional Uses for Basilisk Scales by Scaramintrix Thespastrial
0832: Eyeball in the Window: A Practical Guide to Scrying From the Ethereal by Ezmond the Soul Raptor
0833: Past Contracts, pt. 5 - {insert Devil's name here}
0834: How Mazes Make to Yourself - Halaster
0835: Why the Seelie Court will trick you: A perspective from the Iron Thorn - Verdant Prince Niallghas
0836: My Struggle (and plan to conquer all nations) - {insert Demon's name here}
0837: Read me please - A devil's Primer on Mortal minions Faithful
0838: "The Beginner's Guide to Cryomancy" - The front cover of this book, as well as its contents, are severely burned, and the title is almost illegible
0839: (Dryad's Poetry Book) An untitled book of poetry, that seems to be written on tree bark. Closer examination reveals the book is infused with nature magic, and seems to add new pages over time. The quality of the writing is mediocre.
0840: Everyday Magic by M.M. Selus - A book regarding practical uses for various magical spells in everyday life
0841: Taming the Untamed by R.J. Cezerik - A theoretical essay on combining wild, eldritch, or otherwise non-arcane magic with more "normal" wizardly spellcasting
0842: Amidst the Fae by Ciri Elosin - An account of the writer's travels through fae lands and interactions with the inhabitants thereof. The book is unfinished
0843: The Forbidden Art - ...seems to be a book about machinery. Oddly enough, no magic seems to be involved, although the machines (if functional) could prove potent even without it. (Machinery found within is non-functional; think the diagrams that Leonardo Da Vinci made. Brilliant, but untested and flawed)
0844: Sidereal Travel - A very dull and scholarly text about various methods of non-euclidean travel (such as passing through walls, teleportation, etc). A DC 40 Knowledge: Arcane (DC 30 if playing a wizard with a specialty in Conjuration) check reveals that the information within is horribly out of date
0845: 101 Uses for Sovereign Glue - This book's pages are stuck together
0846: MUSCLEMANCY - This book seems to claim that there exists a form of arcane magic channeled through physical strength. This so-called "Swoleceror" is quite clearly insane.
0847: The Transformative Transhuman- a book detailing on how various methods of transforming yourself using magic into another greater being and possible options, from the benign to the most horrible of lich rituals.
0848: Guide To Acquiring Interplanar Harems- details how you keep the love of both angel and succubus at the same time while making sure that fire genasi doesn't get angry at having to share you, how to summon them all and gain their favor and so on.
0849: Show Me How To Lie- A book detailing how to best use your illusion spells to their fullest potential, when to be subtle with your illusions and when to be spectacular
0850: Screw Wizards! A Sorcerers Guide To Magic- A book explaining magic from a sorcerers point of view, and has proven quite popular with the common folk due to its clear common person reading level way of being written, conversational tone and its snarky asides about how wizards think they know everything. Most people are more likely to refer to this book over any drier text that wizards talk about. Its accurate, but puts every thing simpler and easier to understand terms.
0851: Screw Wizard Academies! A Sorcerers Guide To The Politics of Wizards- one sorcerers account of spending their time at various wizard academies and breaking down how their various methods and social community not only keeps magic out of the hands of the common people where it could benefit more, but also encourages the wizards within to betray each other for knowledge and seek ultimate power without consideration for anyone else, thus keeping knowledge among themselves stagnant and constantly being setback.
0852: Screw Wizard Minds! A Sorcerers Guide to Intelligence- Sets out to debunk the concept that wizards are more intelligent than everyone else by forming the theory of multiple intelligence's and using other forms of magic as proof of them, promoting a message of universal magic acceptance and more free exchange of information between druids, bards, clerics, warlocks, martial artists, sorcerers and so on to learn things that wizards never will being cooped up in their towers.
0853: Screw Sorcerers! A guide for shy young wizards to try to score dates (and other extracurricular activities) with those hot sorcerers and sorceresses.
0854: Bound in His Realm - This fictional book is written from the perspective of a Bound Elemental and details their... unconventional relationship with their summoner. The cover features manacles consisting of fire, lying on a satin sheet
0855: Blindfolded in Her Garden - This book details a man's relationship with a Gorgone. The cover features a statue of a weeping angel.
0856: Shipped and Whipped - A causual skimming of this book suggests it is the story of a slave girl abducted by a ghost ship, falling in love with the captain. The cover features a kneeling girl in half-profile from the back, with her back naked. Above her stands a ghostly handsome man with a whip posed to strike. A more detailed examination reveals that several descrptions of the captain's looks and character have been cross-referenced with The Golem That Wants You!
0857: The Golem That Wants YOU! - A Guide to Creating the Perfect Lover
0858: How to Be the Arcane Man - R, FLAİR
0859: Societal Transmutation: the future impact of magic on our world by Emperor Tippy - This book lays out a vision for the world where magic takes a more substantial role, eliminating food and hunger, providing effortless inter regional trade, creating effective immortality for the masses, and so on. It also provides a guide on how a sufficiently powerful mage could create such a world. It's a wonder it hasn't happened yet...
0860: Our Secret Goblin Overlords by Xela Nienelefin - The author seems to believe that a cabal of goblinoids and hobgoblins secretly suppress the world's technological and magical progression. He claims this cabal knows most goblins have little talent for either magic or tecnology, and the current state benefits them more than the intelligent races, so they try to keep the world at this status quo and make sure no one finds out about them. Unlike other conspiracy thesis', such as a king being replaced by a Rakshasa or illithids taking over a church, this one seems quite insane.
0861: Extinguishing the Day Star by Count Alucard - It appears to be a research paper on a means to destroy the sun. Alucard claims to have talked with all manner of denizens such as illithids and drow in his research, but though he lays out several possibilities from plausible to impossible all are clearly still purely theoretical.
0862: Arcanist Revolution by Kezlar von Yther - A long and rambling script calling for the overthrow of the current world system and the instatement of an "enlightened mageocracy" to guide the masses and lead humanoids to greatness. Quite full of logical fallacies including, but not limited to, begging the question, strawmen, and circular reasoning
0863: Arcanist Devolution by Hexvorazlin, silver great wyrm - This seems to have been written as a direct rebuttal to Arcanist Revolution, as it takes each point in that back and deconstructs the flaws and real world counter-examples to each one. It also bears an incredibly cynical take on humanoids in general, seemingly viewing them as child-like at best.
0864: The Chains of Lust: the Mazzler Edition by Java Tan, Yuroy Mazzler, and Krveero - An infamously poorly written, cliche, groan inducing, and all around bad fiction book about the forbidden love between a half-human half-succubus and a chain devil, featuring a blank-slate female lead that is an obvious audience self-insert and a hunky devil who is not particularly fiendish, aside from the multiple long and drawn out bondage scenes. This edition "improved" with added text compiled by the legendary bard Mazzler, who was able to convince a Gelugon devil named Krveero to offer commentary on the story with him. The book alternates between the horrible original text, Mazzler's snarky comments, and Krveero's seething, unintentionally hilarious rants about how inaccurate and disgraceful everything in the book is about the lower planes.
0865: From Atop the Dragon's Back: A Series of Faerie Tales and other Stories of Amusement. Collected and edited by the Bard's College.
0866: Weren't There More Of You A Minute Ago? A tome etched in gold plates, which seems initially to be an index of the library, but with books misnumbered and including tomes that aren't there, and mis-titling some that aren't. Burried in it is a plate filled with frustrated scratches and a message that reads, "He's altering them here, too. How can I be sure even this record is beyond his reach?
"0867: Magic Power to the People Manifesto -
Appears much older than it is due to the inferrio parchment and ink used. Looks to be a screed on giving ""Wizards power"" to Fighters and Rogues.
The earlier chapters have much underlining and hand written annotations in the margins of such comments as ""That will never work!"", ""The fools"", and ""as if"". Later pages are largely margin comment free, but are even more dog-eared, except for a large ""Uh-Oh"" near the end. "
0868: The Dark Lotus Sutra - A collection of the teachings of Olidammara as they pertain to music, the occult, and armed insurrection (the title is a portmanteau of Dark Lotus (a rap supergroup consistig of ICP and Twiztid) and Lotus Sutra (a holy book of the mahayana denomination of buddhism) )
0869: The Third Degree - a manual of enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Iuzite church of evil elemental fire
0870: Ter(r)astructure Engineering - A study of the planet constructing methods of creator gods. By Z.Yragerne and Dr.D.R.Murlynd
0871: Kelt'Hazad's Necromantic Logistics, Delegations and Command Chains(contains the secrets to how, exactly, the BBEGs have proper armies of undead while PCs are stuck with only twice their CL in hit dice, if that)
0872: Gull Dan's Devil Law Guide, a non-Outsider's Guide to Infernal Legal Loopholes (Contains many of the legal loopholes to various common forms of selling one's soul, although the legal jargon involved is written in obscure Infernal terms that even most Devils don't know)
0873: Sticks and bones: Necromancy from scratch, by Dhurnak Angernvil - You found yourself naked and stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere? This is the book you want with you!
0874: But your soul will never leave me: Thinaun and its uses, by El'udriel A'amis
0875: On the adventures of the Great and Powerful Magical Korg, his comrades and his chickens, by Boried Pasternak
0876: Mechanisms of Technically Honorable Warfare - This kobold authored book details the construction and use of a number of devices designed to skirt the rules of honorable warfare and combat, including a number of devices designed to deliver a formal declaration of war and then immediately kill the recipient
0877: 50 shades of iomedae. Book about iomedean priestes and her nights with incubus
0878: The Cuisine of the Blue Tribes. A cooking book. Several of the recipes have been edited with notes, such as "in a pinch, substitute salt with tears" and "delicious with young spider eggs". When cooked according to the edits, the food tastes surprisingly well.
0879: "Kassagar Garsarra" by S. Lukyanenko. This small tome is written in blood and contains various hag rituals pertaining to medicine, such as "Easing pain in the kidneys", "Easing birthing pain without ill to the child", "Killing an unborn without ill to the mother" and "Killing an unborn along with the mother".
0880: Mechaniſms that Technically Count as Warfare – A treatise on gnomish devices that exploded and/or ran amok, particularly those presented as gifts to foreign governments or noble houses. Includes advice to ambassadors and heads of state of non-gnomish nations as to which types of device are most likely to explode and/or run amok (including such advice as "Do notte accept as a gyfte anythinge of gnomiſh manufacture wyth a boiler, or that otherwyſe maketh uſe of combuſtible fuel or high preſsures, for theſe are nigh-certain to detonate, or rupture and ſpew forth fires or ſcalding ſteam" and "Do notte accept a gyfte of any gnomiſh contraption equipped wyth any form of blade, eſpecially if allejed to be for the purpoſe of ſhaving or trymming of beardes or haire, due to the ſtrong probabilitie of a ſlit throate, ſcalping, or decapitation. Conſider the rampage of the Bronze Barber-Surgeon of 581 Pre-Cataclyſm, in whych half the court of Solamnia was ſcalped at the demonſtration before the infernal machine was deſtroyed by the Knyghts of Solamnia").
0881: The Lord of the Rings by J.M. Hunter. An autobiography of the rise of the Central Continent's largest fine jewelry wholesaler.
0882: A Song Of Ice and Fire. A Bard's book to instruct one of how to sing an upbeat happy tale about a wolf who braves through deserts and snow to reunite a loving family of lions.
0883: The Wheel of Time A very dry history book detailing various clocks throughout the ages
0884: The Sword King Phenomenon: one Wizard's investigation into why there are so many farm boys suddenly getting cool swords while being the center of a prophecy that proclaims they are a chosen one to defeat some great evil which somehow ends up making them the king of a kingdom, seeing an alarmingly common pattern in history. The book slowly becomes convinced that this happens because of a world-spanning conspiracy to keep the technology of the world stagnant and unchanging.
0885: ReBalance - Written by an unknown author, the book speaks of several divine decrees referred to as "Errata." Worse yet, this clearly delusional man speaks of huge cataclysmic events in history he calls, "Edition Changes." The Gods, he surmised, have been playing dice with the Mutiverse for ages, treating their lives as one "Terrible game after another."
0886: Tome of xXx: Velvet tome with quality magical lock stored in warded glass case rigged with disintegrate runes. No one knows what it contains. (Compilation of Nymphology, Book of Erotic Fantasy, and Complete Temptress sourcebooks)
0887: Malleus Sacerdotum
0888: How To Drain Your Flagon, by Borst Irongut
0889: The illustrated guide to magical diseases, Vol 5: Grueling Goiters - Malignant Mastication.
0890: The Manticore, The Hedgemage, And The Armoire, by Penny Farthing
0891: One Orc Two Orc Red Orc Blue Orc: an Orcish primer by Dr. Zoosh
0892: Following The Yellow Brick Road: A Travelogue, by Dorothy Gale
0893: Colossal Cockroaches: Cheap Guardians or Mutant Menace?
0894: Hastur Hastur Hastur! Summoning Old Gods For Fun And Profit
0895: How Cthulhu Stole The Solstice, by Roald Oats
0896: Folding At Home: Tesseracts Made Easy
0897: You're A Wizard Larry! What to expect from your first year at mage academy
0898: Enchanters Illustrated - Swimsuit Edition
0899: Cockatrice Soup For The Souless: Inspirational Passages For the Necromacer in All Of Us
0900: WYSIWYG: A Beginner's Guide To Polymorph And Other Transmutation
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0901: The Gospel of St. Fred of the Cardigan--the biography and collected poems, songs, sermons, speeches, parables, and other teachings of a legendary figure venerated as the patron saint of children by most of the major Good-aligned religions in the multiverse
0902: Catalogue of Inconsequential Stars
0903: Long Winded Speeches for Every Occasion
0904: Limitations of Memorization and Recall in Creatures of Elemental Water
0905: Wishing For More Wishes and Other Logical Fallacies by Jenny Ovda Bottle.
0906: Memoirs of a Newborn Aboleth
0907: Enema Elish
0908: The Vampire's Guide to Wines
0909: Cooking With the Weird Sisters
0910: untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month (see if you can guess the obscure, humorously misinterpreted shakespeare reference)
0911: A Brief History of Thyme - a cookbook and ritual book with commentary featuring the titular spice
0912: A Brief History of Rime - a book about magical ice, and its effects
0913: A Brief History of Rhyme - a history of bardic magic
0914: A Brief History of Slime - a book about summoning and controlling oozes
0915: A Brief History of Grime - a book about magical cleaning techniques
0916: Papers and Paychecks - Player's Handbook
0917: Papers and Paychecks - Supervisor's Guide
0918: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 1
0919: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 2
0920: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 3
0921: Instructions for the Creation of Golden Snitches, Bludgers, and Quaffles
0922: Violins and Bows: A Bard's Primer on Archery. A treatise on archery co-written by several members of the College of Valor. Includes lessons on useful spells, tactics, rapid-reloading techniques for crossbows, close-quarters combat, targeting weak points in opponents' defenses, and long-range accuracy. And at least one horrible pun.
0923: Army Book [Owner's Race/Faction]
0924: A spellbook -- of Cantrips.
0925: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Celestial numeral 1 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, wreathed in warnings both cryptic and overt.
0926: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Draconic numeral 2 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, with helpful margin-notes from a friendly Outsider.
0927: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Fiendish numeral 3 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, but after detailing the ritual, the journal ends, leaving half the book blank.
0928: Hollow Victory, by Baron Ignatius Ironhand. The autobiographical, existential lament of a once-zealous conquerer who ultimately found no fulfillment or meaning in his military triumphs or in lordship, and came to regret the senseless bloodshed. The Baron left the original manuscript for this book behind when he suddenly abdicated his throne and vanished from the pages of history, presumably dying in obscurity. The book purportedly holds clues to the location of the enchanted mace the Baron once wielded. Rumors of treasure aside, the book does contain useful firsthand accounts of both employing and countering wizards, clerics, and alchemists in large-unit tactics and logistical capacities.
0929: I Seem to Be Having Tremdous Difficulty With My Lifestyle: Twenty-Eight Times a Poorly Translated Turn of Phrase Has Started Yet Another War
0930: Literally Die Laughing: A Lichdom Procedure Involving Ritual Comedy
0931: Terrible Miscalculations of Scale—how mighty armies have fallen due to failure to research the relative size of local life-forms before invading
0932: We must build.... what?!?!? Mundane and magical fortifications against Colossal besiegers
0933: A Beginner's Guide to Breathing
0934: Mastering Breathing
0935: Breathing, My Only Mistake
0936: Errors in Combustion
0937: Annihilation for Everyone!
0938: Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History: An 18 page essay concerning the human necromancer Quihu Murderyell, authored by Quihu Murderyell
0939: Better Book: A 45 page guide authored by Quihu Murderyell, concerning the essay Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History.
0940: Can the Hills Save the World?
0941: Books: Fact or Fiction?
0942: Sleep, Abridged, for the Beginning Practitioner
0943: An Offering to Pulleys
0944: A Wizard's Guide to Pulleys
0945: The Lever and Other Travesties
0946: Overcoming That Dreadful Oxygen Addiction by the Elemental Heir
0947: Anatomical Similarities of the Beholder and Potato
0948: Beholder War Anatomy: An Examination of the Minuscule Anatomical Differences Distinguishing the Five Beholder Clans (and how it could save your life!)
0949: Like, he's right behind you! The Importance of Comedy Relief In Any Adventuring Party.
0950: Fifty Hues of Gray: The Importance of Color Choice for Races with Darkvision
0951: (unnamed tablet) This is not a book per se, but rather a stone tablet containing the same inscription in three different languages. The inscription seems to be a recipe for a cake, containing, among other things, measurement units you have never heard of. One of the "translations" has instructions clearly scaled for creatures of a different size category (eg tablespoons instead of gallons, etc)
0952: The Lost Evangelium - This book retells a widely known religious text from a different perspective and appears to date at the same time as the earliest known source, if not predate it outright. While it reveals nothing new, content-wise, it would surely be of great interest to a scholar.
0953: Shifters cook book : guide to tastier fights
0954: The Vampire's Guide to Seduction
0955: Fey, Dragons, and Transformational Curses
0956: The Gospel According to Minsc
0957: The Gospel According to Jan Jansen
0958: The Acts of the Bhaalspawn
0959: The Revelation of Jon Irenicus
0960: Displacer Beast and Cockatrice: The Benefits and Drawbacks of Monstrous Guard Animals
0961: A Short Guide to Basic Pun-Based Ritual magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0962: The Big Book of Advanced Pun-Based Ritual Magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0963: The Final Pun: The Ritual to End All Rituals - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0964: Secrets of the Ultimate Cantrip
0965: Cookbooks and You: Are Pictures Edible?
0966: 99 Great Enchantments for Siege Equipment
0967: How to Invent the Bicycle
0968: Violence: A "How-To" Guide
0969: Nekonomicon: Book of Feline Magic
0970: Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights
0971: On the Medicinal, Alchemical, and Magickal Benefits of Hornets, Wasps, and Bees by Kael Stormborn
0972: Effective Protection Gear and Magick for Defense against Stinging Insects by Kael Stormborn II
0973: An Analysis of the Employment of Siege Engines by the Dwarven Army at the Siege of Black Keep
0974: A Comprehensive Guide to Warfare, Raids, and Cracking Skulls by Gothmog the Defiler
0975: A Catalog of Subterranean Denizens, or: How to Avoid Being Eaten by an Eldritch Horror, Bjarne Stonefist
0976: The Royal Expositer issue #1892: I ate my Kobold Baby! with a side of Fries! Also in this issue: Which Nobles are Cheating with Whom? Can You Guess Which of these Once-Famous Bards have had Magical Weight-loss Treatments?
0977: Compendium of Curses: A book of curse magic; the curses in this book are actually semi-parasitic, and will attempt to attach themselves to any reader who fails a will save, which will also strip all information about said curse from the book.
0978: The King In Yellow Pages: A book containing summoning rituals for various eldritch beings.
0979: Normal Book by C. Kretpas Sage: Removing this book from the book-shelf... does absolutely nothing special. It was an attempt by a wizard to create a book that was as average as possible in every single way.
0980: Chronicles of the Highest God - a book of legends detailing how Olidammara first introduced hemp to Oerth
0981: The Complete Book of Orc: Recipes, Kitchen Anecdotes, and Everything You Need to Know about the Other Other Dark Meat
0982: Complete book of elves: guide book to getting most magic and taste for your buck
0983: Minion employee records
0984: The Deeds of Kord- A book of the deeds of the god of strength and adventure. It's contents in many ways resemble a list of "Chuck Norris facts"
0985: Awesome Tales of Awesome Heroes Doing Awesome Stuff. A compilation of poorly drawn comic books detailing the events of an unlikely band of Goblin superheroes.
0986: Revolt in the Stars. (The story doesn't make any more sense in the game world than it does in the real world)
0987: Minutes of a regularly-scheduled meeting of this world's various sun gods
0988: A stone tablet containing instructions for the very first spell ever created. Material components: Several sticks. Somatic component: Form sticks into a pile, then rotate another stick rapidly in the center of the pile. Creates a small mundane fire, consuming the sticks over time.
0989: The Unabridged Compendium of Gnomish Tax Laws. The inside of this book has been hollowed out, and contains a small treasure of some sort.
0990: Gods: A spotter's guide. Includes information about how to track down beings with any sort of divine rank (although some of the information is potentially spotty or wrong)
0991: The Complete Bedtime Story Collection - a compendium of endearing and lesson-laden fairy tales which, when read in order, most certainly does NOT reveal a deep and underlying conspiracy of powerful magical and political figures throughout the world.
0992: The Sueloise Book of the Dead - A collection of prayers to Wee Jas intended to help one maintain one's identity and abilities in the afterlife
0993: Powdered Troll.
0994: Make More Powerful Artifacts - The Charm of Unmaking Technique.
0995: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 1
0996: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 2: The Making of a Colossus and How to Control Them
0997: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 3: Unfinished Work.
0998: I am Iron, Man: the Life and times of Antoneious Starke, Warforged artificer.
0999: Tome of True Artifice Guide Book to Truly Magical Armor Creation - V.V Doom
1000: Undead from Ashes. Urn your way to fun and prophet!
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What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800.
What's on the Shelf: 1801-2700
What's on the Shelf: 2701-3600
What's on the shelf: 3601-????