Q391
How much roofies do you need to knock out a Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon?
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Q391
How much roofies do you need to knock out a Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon?
It seems whilst I was editing in these two another question cropped up, thus they get their own post.
Q392
"Are you feeling it now Mister Krabs?"
Q393
"Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?"
Just as hobbits were renamed "halflings", I think Smurfs were renamed as Xvarts. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack_McSnatch
But the rules for being choked (by any creature capable of such an attack) make no indication of color change. So creatures do not change colors when choked.
Q 394: Why is the world so fragile?
A 394 Because its hit points are ultimately finite in number, while various ways to deal infinite damage exist, not to mention immense Epic Disintegration effects. The world is fragile because any of a number of beings could destroy it should they want to.
A 392:Quote:
Originally Posted by unseenmage
Mr. Krabs appears to be a crab and therefore likely a vermin. As a vermin, he is mindless and not subject to mind-effecting effects or morale bonuses. He is not feeling it now.
If Mr. Krabs does have an intelligence score, he would be aware if a magical effect came over him, unless the text of that magical effect states that he does not.
A393:
I do not want to cast Legend Lore.
A391: Depends on the dragon's specific build, items, spell loadout, and the specific content of a "roofie". The answer may vary from "one" to "more than all of them". If we assume that a "roofie" is equivalent to the injested poison "Oil of taggit", and that the dragon in question has no active spells, items, or other effects, then the answer is "an average of 400" (the dragon must fail two saves, and failing that save requires a natural 1).Quote:
Originally Posted by flappeercraft
Q 395: Cash me ousside, howbow dat?
Q396 How much food is too much food?
Q397 Why does the internet hate everything.
A 395
Catching you outside would require a higher speed than you and a superior grapple roll. Barbarian class is a shoe-in.
Cashing you outside, presuming you are not a check, might involve throwing money at you, just as stoning is throwing rocks. Thus, see improvised weapon rules. Considering that a money chunk has no listed cost, they can be manufactured for free; see crafting rules.
A 324Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaroth
Yes. While you cannot see these colors, that is not my problem. The task is to paint with them. For this task I utilize Fabricate (spell or psionic power), and a craft (painting) check to create a portrait with the wind. Being unbound and a gas, this painting will last only the briefest of times before it is swept away, forever lost in form to the endless winds of the world. But I CAN paint with all the colors of the wind.
A 326
Your apples are in your bag of holding, still ready to eat, because items are temporally preserved in bags of holding.
Q 396
What is the Sun?
Re 167:Quote:
Originally Posted by No brains
Looks like there's been an update to this. Not *quite* 3.5 RAW, but it's a pretty satisfying answer.
https://twitter.com/JeremyECrawford/...75647691399168
Q397a
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Q397b
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
Q397c
On what wings dare he aspire?
Q397d
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
Q397e
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
Q397f
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
Q397g
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
Q397h
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
Q397i
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Q397j
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Q380 - Q390
There's a whole slew of Qs here to answer on the previous page as well.
A 397 (all parts)
You will probably need an awakened tyger for the animal to have any comprehension at all of the question. The question is a DC15 Knowledge (Religion) check since it can be summarised as "In my religion, which deity is credited with making animals and all their key features?", which falls under the heading of "know common mythology and tenets". However, Knowledge (Religion) is not part of a tyger's standard skill set and the DC is higher than 10 (precluding "use untrained" for the skill) so in addition for the need for the tyger to be awakened it will be necessary for it to have picked up the skill by some unusual means - a Druid's animal companion could acquire the skill easily but, of course, being awakened it would no longer be an animal companion. Alternatively you could craft a headband of vast intellect +2 since quadrupeds have a headband slot, with the associated skill. Note that even with a 0 INT modifier once awakened (or +1 with the headband) it is not a given that the tyger will succeed at a DC 15 INT skill check (the skill check cannot be retried and hence the tyger cannot take 20); however, if said Druid is still on hand to use the aid another action, the tyger's chance of success improves considerably. Since tygers, like animals generally, are illiterate, it will not be possible to use a religious library to provide the poor animal with a circumstance bonus.
The actual answer is left to the tyger once you have followed the above elementary procedure.
Q 398
Why is a mouse when it spins?
The sun is a mysterious source of light and heat. It's existence can only be inferred through the day/night cycle: due to it's distance it is effectively hidden from mortal eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagetim
The best non epic researchers are believed to be able, under ideal circumstances, to hit a DC of around +300 (or possibly more) (+11 ability, +2 alertness, +8 racial, +3 hawk familiar, +2 alchemical, +23 ranks, +30 circumstance, competence, insight, morale, sacred, profane, and untyped, +16 for colossal object, take 20, rounding) with the skill to spot a collosal object, with range modifier of -1 per 40 feet (due to feat and spell). Thus a colossal object may be seen at a distance of just over 2 miles away. Sadly this is insufficient to directly observe the sun.
1 = Disguise Self. Why? Because it doesn't require concentration and you don't run the risk of cutting them by turning your hands into sword blades.Quote:
Originally Posted by No brains
2 = Use Wish or at least Divination to get the answer.
3 = Cast Alter Memory. DO NOT USE 'FRIENDS'. It's a trap and they'll hate you afterwards. Charm Person is also unreliable for a lasting relationship.
Q 399: Trick or treat?
A 399 Prestidigitation is a cantrip that nearly every wizard is going to have in their spellbook. "Treat," to the best of my knowledge, is not defined (it probably is, I just don't know where...) So, "Trick!"Quote:
Originally Posted by No brains
*Q 400: What would you do if I sang out of tune?
*Q 401: Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Spoiler: *Spoiler: Nested!Spoiler: For the High Procedure!Specifically referencing the Beatles version, not the Joe Cocker/Wonder Years one, so any answer that references drug use from BoVD is perfectly acceptable!
A 400 A bard does not need to succeed on a perform check to give other characters the bonus from inspire courage, though they do for countersong or fascinate. A deaf bard has a 20% chance of failure on bardic music.
A 401 If a bard fails their perform check to fascinate, the target could not be targeted by suggestion, and is free to leave.
Q 402 Who moved the rock?
A 402 Adult giants are accomplished rock throwers and receive a +1 racial bonus on attack rolls when throwing rocks. A giant of at least Large size can hurl rocks weighing 40 to 50 pounds each (Small objects) up to five range increments. The size of the range increment varies with the giant’s variety. A Huge giant can hurl rocks of 60 to 80 pounds (Medium objects).
Q403
What is dark matter?
Q404
Is light a wave or a particle?
Q405
What lies at the center of a black hole?
Quote:
Originally Posted by unseenmage
A405
A sphere of annihilation
Edit: Adding a couple of older questions:Quote:
Originally Posted by SRD
Q 219 What the heck?
A 219 According to Planescape, there are a near-infinite planes available in the multiverse. One (or more) of these planes could conceivably contain the world of Earthworm Jim, and thus the planet Heck.
These next two I believe were answered, so consider these "additional":
Q 280: Whatever happened to robot jones?
A 280: Gazebo Jones last known location was on the lam from Statesville Prison in Sharn.
Q334
Where wolf?
A334
Monster Manual page 283.
Q 406: What doth "of" mean?
A403Quote:
Originally Posted by unseenmage
Undead. There's a lot of undead in deep space.
A404
Neither, light is a cantrip.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/light.htm
Invisibility effects change nothing about a creature/object except their interaction with light. Since light can go through invisible corporeal creatures and particles can't, light must be a wave.Quote:
Originally Posted by unseenmage
Huh. Suddenly I'm wondering -- do incorporeal creatures cast shadows naturally?
QQ 407 Is the the end of the Answered by RAW thread?
Q 408 What was it that sustained the thread in the past?
Q 409 Does the end of this thread mean we live in a more certain world full of wisdom?
Q 410 Or does it mean that we have become decadently content not to question our world anymore?
Honestly? Probably should have stopped after question 403.Quote:
Originally Posted by No brains
If you catch my drift.
A405 - No, there are at least two more posts after that question.
Q 40... 9 or 412? Whatever: Why do I lose the ability to count whenever I check back here?
A 411
Yes. I was honest.
If you meant that this is the end and the honest reason is somewhere within question 403, then no, I do not catch your drift. Especially because I have trouble counting the questions.
Remember: this is a high-procedure thread. Always be sure to number and format your questions appropriately. Even if you have no brains and can't count. :smallredface:
Q 413: Why is the emote 'smallredface' actually grey?
Error 404 was the gistQuote:
Originally Posted by No brains