Trolls are dumb, robots are cool:
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Trolls are dumb, robots are cool:
"Rose was going to come, but her lips are stuck in your door again." Hillarious.:smallbiggrin:
Pony Ancestors go unnoticed. Meh.
I don't hate Eridan that much. He was a good buttmonkey and he kind of deserves that status. And reminds me of a friend in high school.
Least Favorite Troll? Tavros. And latest race-chart at Homestuck Headcanons puts him as Peruvian. Ugh.:smallyuk:
And in other news, we now have the name of Heart's denizen.
Heart's Denize: Yaldabaoth
The Demiurge. Lots of names. Claims to have created the world. Told man not to eat the fruit of knowledge to limit the amount man is allowed to know. Had Jesgus crucified cause he didn't want him spreading knowledge of the Supreme God. Once everything ends he will be cast in darkness along with the material world
So, this dude is basically Jeovah, only portrayed by a different alignement
Looks likely that we'll be having another [S] pretty soon.
I kind of really love all the Famished Ruffians for some reason.
Also, I want a Kermitpuppet&&Jigsawpuppet now.
Just started a fan adventure over on the MSPA forums here. It's just text for now, but it does feature a rocket crash in the very first update, so there's that.
Hussie is officially Busted
Awww, they ruined the surprise! :smallyuk:
And in other news, upon re-watching [S]: Enter, I realized why i feel like the story i started reading and the story I’m reading now are two separate things.
Back then, in the days of [S] WV Acend and [S] Enter, Things were about the game.
No trolls, no felt, no universes dieing, no lord english, no scratching, no alternate timelines, no ancestors, just four kids, and the game.
I miss when Homestuck was about the game.
I count the Exiles as being part of the game.
Theory: SBURB isn't a game, nor is it modelled after games. Games were invented as an imitation of SBURB to ensure that children are properly trained for when the time comes. It's basically the same reason young trolls build their own hives.
Really? That's when I really started to get into it. The light-heartedness of the earlier acts was nice, but I prefer that it's not just a game any more. I don't know who said it, though it isn't always true: "When everything is at stake, nothing is at stake." I've always felt like Homestuck was the sole exception.
Lack of updates makes me antsy expecting a flash update. I'm such a spoiled fan.
Well the adventure is on puase
We are puasing to examine the pre-punched card. It is very interesting.
[s] Jane: Enter is up.
There's lot's of stuff happening and now I'm just confused.
What the hell just happened? o_O
It looks like Earth has become the battlefield. :smallconfused:
SpoilerSo, the entry artefact was a bust? I think Jane was about to be hit by the meteor, then the Battleship Condescension popped up and teleported her... somewhere?
Jake was in the frog temple, and the next we see of that place it's underwater and surrounded by Crockercorp stuff.
REWATCH EDIT: White tentacles? Gl'bgolyb?
Dirk was ascending, and came outside to a world where his building is on supports above the water? Was it always like that?
And Roxy came out from what was the Skaianet lab to a chessboard looking arrangement of houses? Again, was it like that before?
Also GCat stopped us from havingJohnPoppopsprite.
In short, I suddenly understand nothing.
ok i THINK i get what is happening after watching it twice.
Jane's sprite didn't get prototyped before time was up, so her alchemy dealie couldn't activate, because you need a sprite to play the game. Meteor hit, she and her house died. Then... idk it shows us a flash forward of the neighbourhood in several years.
Jake i'm not too sure what’s going on with him
BUT! with Roxy and Dirk, first we are shown what we THOUGHT existed (Dave's city, Rose's woodland home), then we are shown what REALLY exists, flooded and/or developed land that has been that way for several years now. and we see imperial drones flying in, likely to wipe out humanity as we know it, possible sparing some of us for slavery.
it is likely the condesince was using humanity to build up infrastructure and some remnant of troll society so she could pick up where she left off.
As for Jane's little dealie there, i'm not sure about that. it looks like the ship was coming in directly after the meteor (which now that i think about it may have been a weapon blast) and the ship's arrival signalled the end of humanity and the rebirth of troll scociety.
i'm guessing Dirk and Roxy's area's aren't "years in the future" dealies as Jane's likely is, as we can see them there with their homes fighting off drones. that wouldn't happen unless they were stranded on earth for several years after everything we just saw, which i find unlikely.
I think I sorta get it. The ads and crap were maybe affecting the people's heads? And it looks like most of the earth has been remade to be the spawning ground of new sea dwellers. Or something.
Yay for update! :D :D :D Woo!
Anyway yeah let's watch what happens next!
OH! I get it. Time travel is involved. NO ****
All this time Dirk and Roxy where talking to past Jade and Jake.
Well, Jake also lives on a tropical island far from civilization, if the world ended and his only communication was with a brainwashed girl from the past, and two kids who didn't mention the Crockergeddon, then he could be blissfully unaware that anything was happening.
Waste products recently became of a substance notably less fantastical.
What did theDaedricTroll text in the flash say?
It would make sense that Roxy and Dirk are in a different time than Jane and Jake considering the age difference between them pre-scratch.
If Dirk and Roxy are in the future, what about the assassination attempts? They all seem to happen at the same time, so is it shown from the future? Spades talks to Diamonds Droog after the [S] Prince: Rise Up flash, so they are in the same time line.
If it's in the future, then Jane is alive three years after she enters the game and hasn't gone god tier, a long time. If it's in the past, then Dirk has been awake with his Dream Self for three years, which is a loooong time.
I say three years only because Jade said that it would take three years to get to the other side and that seems to be easier to do then having Jade and John at Roxy's house (Which I assume is where they are going to come out. Windows and ****.) If it's less, then okay. If it's more then three years then John and Jade will be there to help Roxy wouldn't they?