If a true war happened, I think the ultimate power would step in and declare it undone and such.
Fear the penguin with the hammer. He is wise and dangerous.
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If a true war happened, I think the ultimate power would step in and declare it undone and such.
Fear the penguin with the hammer. He is wise and dangerous.
And thus, with reality purged, a new cycle is started.
Here's how I see it playing out:SpoilerBoth Boffinspark and Dive Bomb have enough firepower individually to reduce the world and each other to slag. If each is paying attention to the other, then they'll have ample time to launch counter-measures before either dies.
I will, of course, devote some missiles to destroying everything else. If I were to devote 20 missiles per airship in Maxtronaut's fleet in the name of massive overkill, that would take around 8000 of them. Even if he sends countermeasures such as chaff, enough of them will get through or explode close enough to reduce them to falling scrap metal. Hopefully he won't actually trigger the reality-ending weapon he claims to have before then, because if he does, then all of reality would end, as opposed to simply Equestria.
Silent Night has proven to be most resistant to both my bombs and the OFC arrays. He'd probably survive the blasts long enough to release The Pink One. However, the constant bombardment, combined with the death of his followers removing any possibility of escape, means that he would probably die. Probably.
The AotRS would probably not get involved. our dear lich-lord is out in deep space; why bother?
Charger and Metal Mask would probably get in on the fight as covert operatives. I really don't know enough about Charger to accurately estimate her potential.
As the war goes on, I would use the several million bombs I have to eliminate whole continents, and to destabilize the world. If all goes well, the sinking of continents will be accompanied with massive volcanic eruptions.
In the end, the world would be shattered. The phoenix nature of Boffinspark might allow him to survive, though after a few cycles of rebirth in the emptiness of space, he might wish he couldn't.
Of course, if it ever got to this point, Lix Lorn would probably step in and ship us with each other in order to prevent it. If it's unwilling and for her amusement, I could see some Boffinspark/Silent Night or Maxtronaut/Dive Bomb. Definitely unwilling.
Or, what Shadow of the Sun said.
Monobear
SpoilerSirs, gentlecolts, I cannot lie. It is my fault that Metal Mask was there, and thus I deserve punishment for this heinous crime.
Did I personally tie her up? Well, no. But I gave her a taste for it, see? As her ex-stalker and bearer of several Mask-related restraining orders, I feel that I, not that twitterpated violent overpowered airship pony, must die.
In fact, I feel so morally responsible that I should take Mask's place, too. Go ahead and hold me hostage before you execute me, Monobear. I mean, if you're okay with executing a hostage for the death of a former hostage.
The development team's made product placement into awesomeness before; seeing how they do it is the fun bit.Quote:
Seeing how they turn the clear Product Placement crystal ponies into something interesting.
Monobear
SpoilerWhat do you think you're doing? Don't ungag her!
Why? Uh. Because... she really likes it? Look at her, she's having the time of her life gagged like that! Why, back when we were dating, she always savored it... barring the time she kicked me in the ribs. And the time she chipped my tooth. And the time she yelled something muffled in Spanish and then piledrived me into the floor.
She loves it, honest!
Far over the snowdrop mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To find our beloved Marigold
Monobear's Verdict
Spoilerhttp://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1779/charmonokuma1.png A confession? All right, you bastard, you asked for it!
*Art incoming*
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Monobear
SpoilerWhat do you think you're doing? Don't ungag her!
Why? Uh. Because... she really likes it? Look at her, she's having the time of her life gagged like that! Why, back when we were dating, she always savored it... barring the time she kicked me in the ribs. And the time she chipped my tooth. And the time she yelled something muffled in Spanish and then piledrived me into the floor.
She loves it, honest!
SpoilerPony: *Spits out gag* I'm not Mask! I'm just a random passer by!
I'm actually looking forward to seeing what they do with the new villian; thus far the show's major antagonists have all been very interesting, and I'm curious to see what they do with the new one.
Also, I'm looking forward to seeing if they're going to do a Scootaloo and/or an actual Applejack episode.
We haven't heard any country music yet, and I think Applejack would be perfect for that. She even mentioned a familiarity with country music during Luna Eclipsed.
I also don't think we've had a true rock song, and for that I'd say Rainbow Dash should be the singer.
RP: In Character Antics
SpoilerNo, under normal circumstances, or at least what passes for normal around here, the Equestrian government does not condone mutating an entire town. Perhaps you missed the part where I was strangling Boffinspark over doing so?
That being said, given that a) the mutation in question (aliconization) is relatively benevolent, b) Boffinspark has a way of reversing the process and c) we may have an impending need for a large number of alicorn citizens, I'm inclined to wait until after the situation is resolved before beating the professor senseless.
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And big finish.
I'm sorry, what was the question?
Hmmmm, I could respond to this development with a strategy rich in nuance and subtlety...or I could just do this!
YES, GO, MY CYBER-BEAR MINIONS! SEEK OUT MONOBEARS AND MAUL THEM WITH YOUR CLAWS OF SCIENCE AND METAL!
Monobear
SpoilerIt is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.
Except for the time I posed as Vulptina the Harem Vixen for two weeks. That was pretty darn restful. A shame about the whole debacle getting out, but hey, what's a month without kidnapping and duels on the roofs of palaces?
Do not weep for me, random pony who looked like Mask, once my beloved. Unless there's blood everywhere, then go ahead and cry like a baby.
The Last Roundup was totally an actual Applejack episode. I glare glary glares at thee.
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We haven't heard any country music yet, and I think Applejack would be perfect for that. She even mentioned a familiarity with country music during Luna Eclipsed.
I also don't think we've had a true rock song, and for that I'd say Rainbow Dash should be the singer.
Really? I distinctly recall that being Derpy's focus episode, co-starring Pinkie Pie. :smallconfused: :smalltongue:
Okay, now time to be serious!
I'm just looking forward to the new season in general.
Country music. Applejack. That is all.
RP: The Revelationing
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Oh. Well, that's embarrassing. Uh, well.
Would you mind terribly if I drank your blood? Just a teeny little bit of it, you've got plenty to spare.
Applejack doing Johnny Cash? That would be amazing, actually.
That's awesome. Keep that hat there forever.
Honestly, I think I'd like that. Or at the very least, get people to adhere to the rule that RP must be accompanied by non-RP stuff.
I'd be interested in seeing what an Equestrian summon spell would call up. Probably some kind of fairy.
I'm just looking forward to season 3 in general. I want fun new stories, a few new secondary/background characters, and plenty for the fandom to talk about/draw fanart of/write fanfiction about/create music inspired by etc.
Just new stuff to keep FiM fresh.
I'd like to know too. After squinting and tilting my head a bit, it kinda looks like a crocodile. Was there a crocodile character in TMNT?
Knowing how your Trixie turned out, I'm looking forward to that. :smallbiggrin:Quote:
Hee, I'm gonna take some notes and make my next RPG character based on Daring Do. I haven't played a good-natured adventerous rogue in a long time. :smallbiggrin:
RP: AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
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Athena, you'll want to be out of that sphere in a minute.
Sir, the bombs are in position. When you press this button, all fifty grenukes will detonate simultaneously.
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Sir, are you... crying?
How did it come to this? What am I doing? If I press that button, I lose any pretense of being good. This is evil, Blunt.
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I'm evil.
*svash* What's going on?
Your father is coming to his senses. Finally.
I can't do it. Blunt, let's go figure out a way to reverse engineer the matter transference device so that we can get those grenukes back before they go off.
Yes, sir! It's good to have you back, sir.
It's good to be back, Blunt.
So, what you're saying is that you've got many of our powerful enemies trapped inside a nigh-impenetrable sphere, with fifty grenukes inside it? So, speaking hypothetically, everything there would die, and the shield would contain it, right?
Well, hypothetically yes, but... No, Athena, no! NO!
Yes. *mashes button*
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I would like to hear Rainbow Dash sing. The show needs more rock ballads.
We Have an RP now! Flee the mighty banhammer!
Ugh... no dreams, but I still hear voices when I write or read! Then again, after a while of playing MvC3, Zero practically screamed everything I thought into my ears, so I guess that's normal. It should go away eventually...
Still busy; just wanted to say this.
Duh! That's Leatherhead! Though I think he and Leo should be switched with their perspective ponies if you ask me. Honor goes much more hand and hand with Loyalty and Honesty than it does Kindness, and Leatherhead was -incredibly- friendly for who he was, and this was noted in 'verse.
Also, OMG the Tournament's about to begin!
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EXECUTION: THE FOX HUNT (Pictures)
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Pony: Well, he was right about the 'blood everywhere' bit.
>___> Poooor shoooow
Songs, mate. 'Dem songs.
Ponies, mate. 'Dem ponies.
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That is officially the worst RP ever in the history of RPs. Ever. Worst. That one. Just, bad. Bad stuff, right there.
Also isn't this RP stuff supposed to move or something?
Also also, why the hay does everyone use freakin' guns/explosives/laser beams? It's magical ponies, not Fallout: New Vegas. @_@
Is it my imagination, or did Monobear just hunt down the wrong fox? That looks an aweful lot like Phantom Fox to me.
I've drawn about two hundred cute pony pictures! Why is it when I hunt down, kill and convert into a fashion accessory ONE ponythreader everyone acts like I'm the bad guy?
Nah, I'm done now :smallsmile:Quote:
Also isn't this RP stuff supposed to move or something?
Reviewers
Chapter 6 of II is ready for the final review before I publish it. Let me know what you think.
I haven't heard a thing from the prereaders since I sent my response a week ago. Maybe I'll hear something soon, but I'm not sure if I'm having much hope :smallsigh::smallfrown:
II.6 - Love at First Glance (draft)
I would then consider most of the teachers you've had bad teachers. Teachers exist to answer questions, albeit usually through a lecture. (Professors exist to give lectures and to answer questions during office hours.) If there is a question that you do not have the answer to, the teacher's job description is (or ought to be) to give you the tools to find the answer or, failing that, to give you the answer.
I might refrase* my prior statement: Any question which leads to an increase in knowledge or to an inquiry into the answer cannot be stupid.
Apologies if I'm sounding rather formal today. I'm not sure what's up with that.
*I stand by this typo/misspelling by conflation with "refrain".
Actually, you'd be surprised. Some times, I just need the stupid beat or cut out of me.
Oh... Oh! I see what you're saying! Though I'm sure I could disprove that somehow. I bet I have in the past before, thouh it must not have been relevant enough to be worth remembering for future occurences.
Or I'm just forgetful.
Psh, who cares how you sound? Sound how you wanna sound.
Tears nourish them.
Eh, there's only so many ways you can have your various flavors of shooting colored lightning at each other without technology.
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You guys having a calm, philosophical voice of reason?
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Also, Deadly, sorry I haven't gone through the Nightmare Sonata just yet. Spent this week going through the actual show. I should have some thoughts over it this weekend.
Yes we do. His name is Thanqol and his hobbies are instigating riots to overthrow the unicorns and being horrificially murdered.
We are proud of our ancient traditions. Yes.
Also, seriously. That's surely the wrong fox-person. It's clearly a pony-fox, where Raz is a Fox Fox.
It might be my imagination, but I suspect you're too recent to remember the time Thanqol forgot he wasn't one of his own characters and went on a fourth wall bending, building climbing King-Kong style rampage through ponythread. Or the time he was horrifically murdered once too often and got stuck in his own past.
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Originally Posted by Tiki Snakes;13966607, response to the idea of you guys having a calm voice of reason.
This Discord comic looks promising so far (link is to the front page). It's a rather curious take on Discord's past, for certain.
No worries.
It's hardly fixed if you go from a moving gif down to an image. At least have the starting laugh in through an additional image or something.
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